Chapter 58: Tsundere's Little Raccoon Flower
Before he woke up, Xu Jie was held in Jiantai's arms, and his sleepy eyes were soaking.
Jiantai, this kid, doesn't like to stay at home alone lately, and he has to pick up the lights every night to fight in the field, finish tomorrow's homework first, and then go out with his grandmother with his sister the next day.
Grandma Fujimoto rode an electric tricycle all the way to her watermelon patch, looking at the dwindling watermelons in the field, and couldn't help but want to be happy.
In about ten days at most, all the watermelons left in the field will be sold, and then she can use the money she earns from selling watermelons to buy some good gifts for her grandchildren.
While picking watermelons, Grandma Fujimoto was thinking about what gifts to buy for her two children.
Well, Junko is already in junior high school, and she is a big girl, so she has to buy her a beautiful dress, and she needs the brand-name goods in the big shopping mall.
As for the grandson, Jiantai's kid is said to be a little overweight, otherwise buy him a basketball for him to play, so that since he can lose weight, he can also participate in more group activities.
Grandma Fujimoto, who was intently thinking about what gifts to buy for her grandson and granddaughter, did not notice that two pairs of eyes were staring at them unblinkingly from the small bushes at the foot of the hill on the left side of the watermelon field.
The little brother who squatted in the watermelon field for a night is now covered with red bags that have been bitten by mosquitoes.
And the 'boss' beside him can see the situation better than him, because of the smell of disinfectant that mosquitoes don't like, so he is taken care of, and few mosquitoes come to bite him.
The younger brother was now itching all over his body, constantly scratching with his hands, and the 'boss' beside him was very unhappy when he saw this: "Can you not always move around, in case they find out that the bushes are moving, it will be terrible." ”
The little brother who was itching his heart cried when he heard this: "Boss, it's not that I want to move, it's really itchy and unbearable." ”
Hearing this, the 'boss' looked at his little brother's bag on his face and said with some disgust: "Bear with me, you have to think that as long as we can catch that raccoon cat, our future life will be completely worry-free." No one will dare to look down on us anymore, and those stupid adults will not always let us learn. ”
Thinking about the mother who nagged every day in the family, and the father who was always counting down his own incompetitiveness, the younger brother suddenly had endless power in his body.
So the little brother who didn't have a headache and didn't itch on his body whispered to his 'boss' and asked: "Boss, I saw that tanuki cat, it is being reported in the arms of the little fat man, and the fierce big black cat is still with them, what are we going to do now?" ”
Hearing this, the 'boss' touched his criss-crossing face, and couldn't help but be afraid of Mo and said, "There are many people on their side now, and we are not opponents." When the tanuki cat is left alone, let's rush out and run away when we see the opportunity, and I don't believe that the old lady and those two imps can outrun us. ”
When the younger brother heard this, he felt that what the boss said was very reasonable, so he endured the itch and honestly lay down on the bush with him.
Jiantai is now busy coaxing his family's great sage, because he was reported from the cat kennel before he woke up, and Xu Jie is now dissatisfied.
In order to appease the great sage of his family, the little fat man took out a piece of grilled fish from his pocket like a trick, and shook it in front of Xu Jie.
Seeing this, Xu Jie sniffed with his nose, and then took his head away with little interest, and continued to breathe.
These days, because there is a lot of water in the countryside river, most of the snacks that Mo brings back these days are in the water, so it has no love for grilled fish fillet now.
Finding that his family's great sage was not interested in grilled fish fillets, the little fat man stuffed the grilled fish into his mouth, and then took out a piece of beef jerky from his pocket.
This is a rare thing, you must know that in Japan, beef is expensive and frightening to death, imported can be better, local wagyu beef, the price can make you dare not order it.
Therefore, the price of this small snack with beef as raw material is not cheap at all, even if it is imported, it will not be too low here.
The beef jerky in Kenta's hand was still sent by the hostess of the lion cat named Baobao, in order to thank Dr. Fujimoto.
Xu Jie's eyes lit up when he saw the beef jerky in Jiantai's hand, the cat's eyes were round, and he grabbed the beef jerky in his hand as soon as he stretched out his paws.
Looking at the beef jerky in Xu Jie's hand, the gangster duo who didn't eat dinner or breakfast couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
The younger brother touched his stomach and said to his 'boss' with a bitter face: "Boss, I suddenly feel that our life is too miserable, you see that cat can pick up grilled fish fillets and beef jerky to eat, and we can only hide here to feed mosquitoes." ”
Hearing this, the 'boss' said encouragingly: "Don't be discouraged, that cat's current life is our future life, as long as we succeed, you can pick and choose to eat grilled fish fillet or beef jerky at that time." ”
While the two of them were talking, Mo's gaze kept drifting to the bushes from there.
For cats, they never rely on more than their eyes when they judge things.
From the moment he stepped into this watermelon field, Mo smelled a very familiar smell in the air, and the two guys who held paper airplanes yesterday to 'seduce' its little civet must have been near this watermelon field.
Because he always has to come out to find food for the little raccoon flower, Mo is very familiar with the terrain around here.
In the vicinity of this watermelon field, the only place that can hide two people is the overgrown bushes.
So you don't have to smell it, Mo knows that the two people who dare to grab the little raccoon flower with him are hiding there.
The younger brother curled up and hid behind the 'boss', and said as he hid: "Boss, why do I feel that the big black cat's eyes looking at us are very wrong?" Does it know we're here? ”
The boss didn't know the bottom of his heart when he heard this, but he still insisted and said: "Don't talk nonsense, how could the cat we have hidden so well find out, and the cat has no clairvoyance." ”
Although the 'boss' said so, the younger brother still felt panicked in his heart, he felt that the big black cat was very evil, and it was not something that could be judged by common sense.
Mo was thinking about whether to go over and drive the two annoying cats away, when he heard a very familiar voice suddenly come from under his feet and asked, "Isn't this Uncle Cat?" Why are you interested in taking your raccoon flowers out for a walk today? ”
Mo Wenyan looked down and found that the person who was talking to him was actually the Japanese male snake that had been let go by him.
The Japanese snake was very eye-catching, and I don't know how it could see its expression from Mo's face full of black hair, but the snake said: "Uncle Cat, I see that your face is not very good, is there something annoying?" ”
Mo Wenyan stared at the bushes and said, "Yesterday, two people tried to hook up with my little civet with a broken paper airplane, and I drove them away. I didn't expect them to come again today, it seems that I was too gentle with them yesterday. ”
As soon as Mo's words were finished, the male Japanese cobra caught fire first, as a good snake that loves his wife like his life, the last thing it can tolerate is that someone comes to provoke/tease someone else's partner.
So it said: "Guys who dare to beat other people's wives should be taught a lesson, you don't have to worry about Uncle Cat, see how I clean them up." ”
After saying that, the Japanese male snake twisted his body and crawled towards the place where the two thugs were hiding.
Those two guys have been paying attention to Mo's every move, and they don't pay attention to the position behind them at all, the Japanese male cobra, with a grudge against the guys who rob other people's wives, bites the 'boss''s fart/thigh.
The bitten 'boss' jumped out of the bushes with a snort, looked back at the Japanese snake that had fled away, and said in horror: "That's a pit viper, I was bitten by a pit viper, help, call an ambulance." ”
The cole, which looked very much like a Japanese pit viper, turned his head when he heard this, spit out a letter and said disdainfully: "If you still want my cousin to export with this kind of goods, I can get rid of you all myself." ”
The three Fujimoto ancestors and grandchildren, who were picking watermelons in the ground, suddenly saw a person pop out of the bushes, screaming and jumping that he had been bitten by a pit viper, and asked the people around him to call the doctor quickly.
And the one who followed him cried and said: "Boss, we don't have a phone anymore, our phone was sold for money a few days ago, have you forgotten it?" ”
When the 'boss' heard this, his body softened and fell directly on his little brother's body.
Grandma Fujimoto looked at the two young men who suddenly appeared in her watermelon field in confusion, she had never seen these two people in the town, and she thought that they should not live in this neighborhood.
Looking at what they were wearing, and what they had just said, Grandma Fujimoto felt that they were not good people and must have come to steal her watermelon.
However, Jian Tai still had some impressions of these two people, he looked at the two guys who fell in the watermelon field and said, "Aren't these two people who asked me for money a few days ago, why did they all chase here?" ”
As soon as Grandma Fujimoto heard this, she immediately began to look for the guy who took advantage of her, and she wanted to teach these two little gangsters who dared to blackmail/extort her grandson a good lesson.
However, her movements were quickly stopped by Junko, and the two thugs had been bitten by snakes, and if Grandma was doing it, it would be bad if something happened to them.
Junko took out the phone and prepared to call the doctor, their place is far away from the hospital in the city, if it is really a pit viper and other ambulances may not be in time, it is better to call the doctor in the village first.
Doctor Guigang looked at the two thugs lying in the watermelon field, snorted coldly and said, "I really didn't expect us to meet again, I was bitten by a snake, it's okay, it's not a poisonous snake, I'll just eliminate the poison." But this time, we can have the new account and the old account together. ”
Saying that Dr. Guigang, who used to be the big forward of the basketball team, carried the two unlucky gangsters down the mountain, and he wanted to contact the police station and find the parents of the two little bastards.
After a turmoil, Grandma Fujimoto sent her grandson and granddaughter back home, feeling that this is a different time, and it is too unsafe to be outside now, so it is better to leave the child at home.
Jiantai was left at home, and Xu Jie himself had to stay, and found that the two fools who seduced/lured him yesterday appeared again today, and the tanuki cat suddenly felt that his charm was extraordinary.
Tsundere, it stood on the outer handrail of the wooden hallway, meowing at the sky with its chest puffed out.
Mo squatted on the verandah and squinted at it, then jumped up while it was not paying attention and bit the back of Xu Jie's neck and took it down.
Well, this guy dares to leave it unused and call elsewhere, even if there is nothing there, he must be brought into the house to re-educate.