Chapter Seventy-Six: It's Hard to Be a Woman!
"Cut! It's just that you think so yourself, of course you're not afraid of your big breasts. Lu Renjia complained.
"No wonder Shuangshuang doesn't want to wash with me anymore after washing it once." Lin Lin remembered the past and suddenly realized.
"Hey, it doesn't matter." Lin Lin smiled and said, "Little brother, no, it should be a little sister, now let my sister teach you to be a woman!" ”
"Hey, can you not say this kind of thing with this **** expression." Lu Renjia faced Lin Lin's magic grasp, and shouted in a little panic: "Also, where are you touching your hand?" ”
"Excuse me, habitual action." Lin Lin took her hand off Lu Renjia's chest: "It's normal for girls to do this. ”
"Damn, if a man touches other people's friends, he will definitely be beaten up." Lu Renjia shook his head and said.
"Back to business." Lin Lin coughed and said, "Now, take off your underwear." ”
"Huh? Do you want to take this thing off and sleep? Lu Renjia said in surprise.
"Don't you feel very uncomfortable?" Lin Lin asked rhetorically.
Lu Renjia put his hands behind his back and wanted to take them off, but he couldn't untie them clumsily: "Of course it's uncomfortable, but I thought women slept like this, so I ......"
"Cut, we're also looking for comfort." Lin Lin looked at Lu Renjia's appearance and couldn't help laughing: "You're so stupid, I'll help you." ”
She floated behind Lu Renjia, helped him untie his underwear and asked, "Do you have a habit of sleeping naked?" ”
"Nope." Lu Renjia shook his head and said, "That kind of hands and shoulders are too cold, not very comfortable." ”
Then put on pajamas to sleep, Lin Lin floated to the wardrobe and began to rummage.
"How do you know she's going to have pajamas?" Lu Renjia asked.
"All women have pajamas!" Lin Lin said with great certainty.
"Just choose this one!" She took out a pink pajamas with a bunny printed on them, turned around and saw Lu Renjia suddenly puff out: "Can you use the quilt to block it?" ”
"Huh?" Lu Renjia was inexplicable: "What are you blocking?" ”
Lin Lin pointed to his chest.
"Huh?" Lu Renjia looked down and suddenly blushed. As a man, it is a common thing to be bare-chested.
While waiting for Lin Lin to pick up the clothes, he didn't care about exposing his little friend to the air, and his posture was very manly.
Lu Renjia grabbed the quilt and held it on his chest: "I'm really embarrassed." ”
Lin Lin threw over the pajamas and said, "Forget it, put it on quickly." ”
Lu Renjia put on her pajamas and was really much more comfortable.
Lin Lin instilled a lot of things that need to be paid attention to as a woman, but it was too late, and the pajamas were very comfortable to wear, and Lu Renjia fell asleep unconsciously.
The next day, the sun shone in through the curtains.
"Hmm~" The lovely man on the bed stretched his waist, revealing a lazy look. Of course, this person is Lu Renjia, who originally looked very obscene on a man's face, but on a beautiful girl's face, it looked very attractive.
He raised his hand and looked at it, and was shocked: "It's two o'clock in the afternoon." ”
"Nonsense, you went to bed so late last night, and you didn't have anything to do today, it's great to wake up at two o'clock." Lin Lin complained.
"It's not scientific." Lu Renjia said: "I have never gotten up after twelve o'clock once since I was a child! ”
"That's because you've never been a woman!" Linlin said.
"This. Sleeping so late before you know it, women are really powerful. Lu Renjia sighed, then put on his clothes and pants, and went to brush his teeth and wash his face. Of course, under Lin Lin's reminder, he put on underwear, otherwise he would lose his hair.
Lu Renjia finished washing up and was ready to eat.
At this time, Lin Lin suddenly said loudly: "Just go out like this?" ”
"Well, what else did I fall on?" Lu Renjia touched his trouser pocket, his mobile phone, money, and ID card were all there, as long as these were there, he would be allowed to swim in the world.
"Stupid, you haven't put on makeup!" Lin Lin reminded.
"Makeup?" Lu Renjia looked at the delicate face in the mirror and said, "I think it's pretty good." ”
Lin Lin hated iron and said with hatred: "Look at whether a woman is diligent or not, just look at her face." ”
"What kind of fallacy is this?" Lu Renjia wondered.
"A woman, if she can't even manage her face well, how can she manage a family well?"
"Damn, I've heard that many women are glamorous on the surface, but their homes are a mess."
"Ahem." Lin Lin thought of her small house, and suddenly weakened a little: "I don't care, you must put on makeup anyway, otherwise I will be embarrassed to say that you are my apprentice." ”
"What are you talking about, what apprentice?"
No matter what Lu Renjia said, Lin Lin was just messing around and trying to put on makeup for him.
"It's hard to be a woman!" Lu Renjia closed the blackout curtains, covered the room tightly, and then sat at the dressing table and let Lin Lin toss.
"Wow, it's so complete. I'll help you with the latest makeup methods! Lin Lin said excitedly: "I myself am not blessed to enjoy it, I can only cheapen you." ”
"Hey, just put on a light makeup, there's no need to paint so thick." Lu Renjia could only protest, but Lin Lin, who was on the rise, wouldn't listen to him at all, just tinkered with his face.
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"Whew, it's finally done." Lin Lin clapped her hands with satisfaction and said, "The focus of my makeup set is on the eyeshadow ......."
"Say no more." Lu Renjia looked at the face with heavy makeup in the mirror with a sad face and said, "How can you let me go out to meet people." "This kind of heavy makeup should be amazing if it is on TV, but in reality, I am afraid it will be terrifying.
"Why can't you see it?" As soon as he heard Lu Renjia belittle the fruits of his labor, Lin Lin suddenly stopped: "If you go out like this, I promise that the return rate is 100%." ”
"People are looking at jokes, not beauties." Lu Renjia complained in his heart, but Lin Lin insisted again and again, and he could only go out like this.
The room where Lu Renjia lives is the Tang family's apartment for the young people of the family. There are two such buildings, one is for men, the one where Tang Yan lives, and the other for women.
In fact, most of the people who live at home are young people who have not yet started a family, and once they have a home, they are found to live elsewhere, after all, there are still many inconveniences in living together.
Lu Renjia went downstairs, and the voices of Yingying Yanyan came from the corridor, which made Lu Renjia very uncomfortable, just like a man who broke into the women's bathhouse.
At two o'clock, there was no food in the cafeteria, so Lu Renjia went outside to find a noodle restaurant and ordered a bowl of beef noodles. Along the way, the return rate is 100%. When they saw his heavy makeup, people thought that a star was coming here to do an event, but when he thought about it, it was wrong, how could a star come alone?