Chapter 168: One Hundred and Sixty-Eight:

The whole network was silent for three seconds, and the Premier League celebrities who boasted of seeing the world were dumbfounded, they were initially suppressed by the sudden situation, and soon the focus shifted.

After so many years of commentary, I haven't seen any big scenes, and there is a game next door in the Bundesliga where I don't wear fat pants and my pants are torn off* swaying in the wind, the most obvious feeling at the time is embarrassment, and today is completely different!!!!

Probably because of the difference in appearance, or because of the different reactions of the players when they encounter sudden accidents, this will give the audience a different experience.

Like this.

The thoughts of female fans are: I have watched the game for many years, and my mother has finally waited for this day, why don't you take it all away?

The male fan's idea is: he actually wears flat! Horn! Inside! Pants! Dirty boxer briefs!

The fat man who was cheering for his teammates in the fan stands with his son in his arms whistled: The big screen of the Britannia Stadium is very clear, and the shooting angle is perfect! Ander's ass is really warped! He is ready to touch his mobile phone to go online to see what fans are talking about!

Jorge Mendes, who was talking about official business in Portugal and took time to watch the live broadcast: It's a pity that this is a great opportunity, I should have given him a panty endorsement!!

The faggets said that although Fat Times is not sexy enough, he dresses sexy! Even though the shooting angle is in the back, the visual inspection of the front is also impressive! It's only a few seconds, but I've already finished a shot, and I didn't know Wilkinson before today, but for the sake of him not risking his life to contribute resources to everyone, I'm going to buy a set of his jerseys tomorrow

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The foreign commentators were originally going to bring rhythm and discuss the issue of fat style and size, according to the signal from the rear, this game was not so attractive, and after Leander's pants were picked, the ratings rose by several points!

As soon as they started, they played back in slow motion, and the camera clearly recorded every moment, Leander started too fast, Wilkinson almost stumbled in order to drag him, just because of this moment, the center of gravity dropped, and the hand that should have grabbed the ball accidentally pulled the pants and directly pulled half of it off for him.

Leander's reaction was still very fast, he felt that his ass was cold, he looked down, realized that he had made a joke, and instantly made amends, reaching out to grab his pants while not forgetting to divide the ball.

What kind of great professionalism is this!!

It's going to move Manchester United fans to tears!!

[Only to find that Rolling did not stop directly, he handed over the ball to his teammates, protecting himself from showing his point, and at the same time signaled them with his eyes to continue to advance, don't waste this good opportunity!] ]

[The players in Stoke City were originally aiming at him running, and after this accident, everyone was dumbfounded, and this is indeed several times!] It's a pity that my teammates are not angry! He cleared the ball straight out and stopped the game! ]

[Remember the name of this pit goods!] His name is Ashley Young! We, Ander, paid such a big price, and he actually gave up the offensive opportunity directly! I'm so distressed too! ]

[Andel is one of the most professional players I've ever met!] In this kind of accident, his first reaction turned out to be a pass! Solve embarrassing problems synchronously! This kind of intuitive reaction is too rare and must be praised! ]

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Manchester United fans are still denouncing Ashley Young, and the girls said that we don't care about the game anymore, and we will watch the slow replay for 80 minutes, keep playing!

I thought this game was just a few goals, nothing else!

Some of the people who don't often stay up late to watch the game are a little sleepy and ready to go to bed after a few glances, but this time, the drowsiness is completely gone!

[Hahahahaha, the male god is so sexy even if he is a stall! ] It is said that people rely on clothes, I think the clothes have to see who wears them, my brother has a similar fat time, wearing a shriveled one, the front is not obvious, and the back is even more flat, he also thinks that the pants are not good, and he risked being harassed to give people a bad review, saying that the model photo cliff has been repaired! At this moment, my brother's face is already swollen! ]

[Hahahaha, Taobao store owners are erected!] Who said punish! Who the said the photo pupped! I think my fat design is not good, obviously your buttocks are not in place! ]

[Hahahahaha, I haven't stopped since Andrem was picked up, and I've woken up my parents with laughter at this time! ] ]

[I'm so annoying to you who play soft advertising, I want to go to Taobao to search for it, and ask well-wishers to give me an address!] ]

[The world-famous star Leander has the same underwear, sold in stock, a variety of styles for you to choose, only sold today at a low price of ten yuan and two, URL...... Tomorrow will restore the original price, if you want to buy as soon as possible! ]

[Twenty-five minutes until tomorrow, upstairs you go!! Upstairs, do you think I'm going to be fooled? You think I'm going to place an order? You are so naïve! I sue you sù I bought a dozen ready to send male tickets can be cheaper not _(:3 ゝ∠)_]

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The Taobao shopkeeper has gone crazy, and after seeing the tricks of Leander's fat times, he immediately changed the name of the baby, and he didn't catch up with the increase in height before, so he must make a lot of money this time!!

I also said yesterday that the British media went too far, and Capello was right to establish the prestige of the manager! This kind of kid who doesn't know what to do should be cold! I was wrong, I was really wrong, I must be a fan in the future, there are few big stars who wear Taobao hot-selling models these years, and when they wear Taobao hot-selling, they are stripped off their pants to reveal their fatness, and there are even fewer of them who benefit thousands of Taobao shopkeepers!!

This one obviously forgot that the pants were picked by Wilkinson, and he was moved to the wrong person.

When everyone was happy, CCTV did something very unhappy, they put a mosaic on the dragon father during the slow motion replay, in the position of the ass ball.

As soon as the mosaic came out, it instantly aroused public outrage, and the message board exploded directly, and I don't know how many people complained!

[Do you want to harmonize the rolling ass with his own consent?] Wear fat times and play mosaic! Whoever asked me to beat it, I will report my name to the uncle!! ]

[It's really touching to buy the rights to broadcast Manchester United's 38 rounds of league games, but you can't be proud!] The act of casually beating mosaics is simply unbearable! I've got all my glasses on, and you're going to show me this! ]

[It means that the channel has been changed, I would rather listen to the birds than miss the wonderful moments!] ]

[The live camera was naughtily aimed at the fat boss, he was whistling just now!] ]

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Rooney didn't whistle the dragon dad didn't know, he was too sad that he didn't take advantage of this offensive opportunity, he lifted his pants and looked at Ashley Young in disappointment, and then turned around to talk to the groping pig hand about life.

He walked over to Wilkinson!

He and Wilkinson came face to face!

The referee wanted to persuade him to say that this situation is common on the court, don't get excited, but I didn't expect Leander to just look at Wilkinson seriously, the young man from Stoke City was a little panicked, he didn't know how to put his hands and feet, and coughed awkwardly and said: "That, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." ”

Feeling that this kind of rhetoric is very pale, weak and insincere, Wilkinson added: "You are still handsome when you take off your pants, you are really handsome!" ”

All right.

People love to hear compliments!

Dragons love it too!

If he had a tail, he would have flicked it up by now.

"Although I am indeed very handsome, although everyone wants to see me gone, you should be cautious, try to do as little as possible this kind of thing, there are not many good-natured players like me, and Rooney will beat you up when he meets him!"

The referee who is ready to persuade him: _(:3ゝ∠)_

Player who heard this: _(:3ゝ∠)_

Wilkinson himself: "Okay, I understand. ”

Mr. Fat didn't know that he was hacked again, he secretly took out his mobile phone to leave a message, as for the commentary on the major live broadcast platforms, I thought it was going to cause a brawl on the court, but I didn't expect to just say a few words and walked away.

Looking at Leander's expression, he was not embarrassed, nor embarrassed, and completely calm.

If you want to become a star, you must have this kind of appearance and not panic!

There are so many examples of becoming famous!

As I said before, the game was at half past three in the afternoon London time, and the difference between Madrid and London was only an hour, which was not a time when Ronaldo could watch the game comfortably. Generally, when there is an Andel game, he will swipe the news website, read the text prompts, and read the latest headlines, considering that the game has just begun, there is nothing to brush, Ronaldo just didn't touch the mobile phone for a while, and the sky changed, the first to see this news was Ramos, the channel is Facebook promotion, the title is still relatively tepid, and the Premier League player was ripped off his pants in the game, and he was not directly named.

Most people like to join in the fun, like to watch the strange, plus this is a matter of their own circle, Ramos casually clicked in.

Because there was a precedent of standing on the court directly with a bare butt without wearing a fat time, he was really casual when he clicked in, he thought it was probably a little-known little player, and he was still thinking about who was playing today, but as a result, he saw the familiar formula and familiar taste.

This jersey, this back number, this name, this back.

Hahahaha.

Ramos laughed straight away, squatting on the ground with laughter.

He made such a big move, which immediately attracted the attention of his Real Madrid teammates, and several people surrounded him in an instant, and the fastest ones were Marcelo and Pepe.

The two poked their heads in.

Hahahaha.

"Wait for me to praise him on Facebook, who is this Wilkinson? Well done! ”

"I didn't expect that! I really didn't expect Andre's panties to look like this! Poor taste! ”

Ronaldo didn't come over, he was drinking water, and accidentally heard two key words: Andel and panties, and he immediately recalled Leander's lovely collectibles, and remembered the flag he had set up.

Ronaldo is still in his heart saying that there should be no way, and you Marcelo beckoned him to come and watch.

Brother Pony smiled distortedly, and his expression was a little mysterious.

Feeling not good, the president finally calmed himself down, walked over as usual, he took Ramos's mobile phone and looked at it, with a bold and large headline on it, and a high-definition screenshot of the live webcast at the bottom. The pants are just half off.,You can clearly see the "$_$" on the buttocks.,The instant picture capture is perfect.,If the protagonist is not his daughter-in-law,,Luo Ye will like it.。

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How do you describe your mood at the moment?

In public, which fool picks up my daughter-in-law's pants, ah, ah, there is a kind of duel, don't coward......!!!

Such cute taste, such sexy ass balls, the whole world has seen it......!!!

The one named Wilkinson is out! Forget it about exposing my daughter-in-law's taste by brutal means without my consent, and you shared my personal welfare! Do you know how lethal this kind of diagram is to, Lao Tzu almost got hard at the training base!

If it weren't for his teammates, the president would have a black face.

In order not to be seen anything, not only can he not have a seizure, but he also has to laugh with everyone, how embarrassing are you to make this?

Ronaldo is ready to go back and drive 187 to fight Wilkinson, what he doesn't know is that the Stoke City player, who is not very famous, has already gained a large number of fans, and the fans are still counting on him to come again, and the president's counterattack is doomed to failure.

What the?

You said you want to teach him how to be a man with goals?

Be sober!! Unless the Champions League horse stumbles and enters the Europa League directly with the third place in the group, and the and luck are drawn together, the Spanish giant Real Madrid and the mid-table teams of the Premier League basically have no possibility of meeting, and the level of play is different!

Continuing this topic, I always feel that it is going to be exposed, Ronaldo beckoned everyone to train with a tiger face, don't be lazy, although he asked Ramos to put down his phone, but it is actually useless, the magical photo has been deeply imprinted in the mind of the Real Madrid star.

#论勒紧裤腰带的重要性#

Ronaldo couldn't stop the YY army, half of the fans who watched the game were led astray, they didn't pay attention to the score at all, staring at Leander's ass the whole time, as for the targeted dragon father, he silently comforted himself.

I don't know which celebrity has said that life is like QJ, if you can't resist, then you can only enjoy. The live broadcast screen has been released, and since it has come to this point, it is useless to dwell on it, it is better to think about the benefits. Mendes said that the recent headlines for the Golden Boy Award and the Golden Globe Award can take advantage of the votes, although it is not the original intention, the sacrifice is so big, the headlines should be in place in the coming week!

Thinking about it this way, the future is still bright!

Daddy Dragon returned to the rhythm of the game, and the Stoke City players couldn't help but look up at him, and his temper was good enough! Ashley Cole said before that they were really black! Because last season there was a feud! Because of jealousy!

I have to say that the players in Sky City are still too naïve, Leander is used to bragging, and he believes you if he doesn't pursue it?

In the ninth minute of the first half, Manchester United midfielder Tong Guò made a series of inverted foot combinations, and Ashley Young, who had made a mistake before, handed the ball to the feet of Leander, and the dragon father rushed! He rounded his arms and fired in the direction of the Stoke City goal, this time no one dared to reach out, for fear of another accident.

Because of hesitation and missed the best chance to break the ball, the Stoke City defender ran dead and did not catch him, Leander bombarded the goal to rewrite the score, less than ten minutes, Manchester United away 2:0.

"Beautiful! It's so beautiful! From receiving the ball to the breakthrough and even the final shot was perfect, Leander was excited and he was in superb form today! Andy Gray added, "Perhaps thanks to Wilkinson's inspiration, my gut told me that he wanted to suppress that fun with a bombardment." ”

Fans: You're naïve, it's impossible!

Taobao store owner: You first ask us if we will agree!