Volume 1: Chapter 8: The Absurd Dream of the Emperor (1)

No, I am Li Shimin, the king of the Tang Dynasty, it turns out that my dream has come true, I am the emperor, let me see the love general Xue Rengui with a magical legend, he is my idol in reality, looking at the handsome young general in a white robe in the cold wind, with sword eyebrows, straight nose and mouth, and long black hair falling in the wind, comparable to Lu Bu of the Three Kingdoms, Zhao Yun and others, the indescribable Confucian general style, the inexhaustible arrogant heroic style, people with clothes and horses by the saddle, I saw him wearing a purple gold helmet, wearing hero armor, a tiger belt around his waist, and cloud boots on his feet, The whole body is covered in a snow-white soap robe, majestic, staring in all directions, even more graceful, the jade tree is in the wind, it is really a handsome guy who has swept thousands of girls, thousands of times stronger than me, jealous, Xue Rengui Xue Baipao raised the huge gold-colored halberd in his hand high, danced with his hands, the spear flashed, the phantom was heavy, in the afterglow of the setting sun, reflecting the dazzling golden light, while speaking, he resolutely rushed to thousands of enemy troops, the big gun flew up and down, the golden light splashed, sometimes like a dragon out of the sea, killing all directions, sometimes like a meteor flying by, star war mountains, Equestrianism is even more powerful, flashing and moving, as light as a swallow, like a dragonfly in the water, a dip is fleeting, indescribable comfortable and natural, killing people in the invisible may be like this, one person, one horse and one gun, rushing to kill in the rain of guns and arrows, such as entering no man's land, the snow-white cloak dyed into a blood-red military flag, revealing a terrifying brilliance, master, definitely a first-class killer!

When I was looking out of my mind, another crisp and sweet voice came, how could this sound be so good, like the yellow warbler singing in the early morning, it was so comfortable to listen to, and the crisp tone was always welcome, not to mention the companion

Who is so bold to shout in front of me, don't you want to live anymore! Turning his head to look, he saw a red horse sitting in front of him a female general in a plain shirt, twenty-four or five years old, with a face like a pink peach blossom, eyes like a clear water hibiscus, the white armor could not cover up the Wanzhong style in the soap robe, the undulating figure set off its noble and elegant temperament, the feet were soapy white little brute boots, the waist crotch Qingfeng sword, a good beauty, graceful, heroic, the people who watched the ape horse, ready to move, nonsense, who doesn't want to ride a good rouge horse? Exciting! But in the next second, now I immediately dispelled this stupid idea, now this chick in front of the horse, staring at me viciously, giving me a feeling of fear, eyes like electricity, powdered face frost, angry standing in front of my horse, take a closer look, acquaintance, this girl is really qualified to chirp at me, I have known it for a long time, who is the person who is it? Beloved, don't sell it, look for a fight, Xue Rengui's second wife, Princess Zhaoyang of the jade-faced Shura, the youngest daughter of the King of Boliao, is a high-ranking and powerful person, I'm not afraid of her, I mainly care about his father, diplomatic relations, otherwise would she dare to do this? It's really depressing, I just wanted to shake the emperor's majesty, but I was suffocated back by these two demons, let's talk about it later!

No, I can't come for nothing, the credit is all for the two of them, in the future, who will be loyal to me in the future, give me my life, the Tang Dynasty will change hands, no, I have to think of a way to ease the contradiction between me and the soldiers, pick up the majesty of my royal family, and earn back the face of my emperor! By the way, I can give a speech on the battlefield, boost morale, and then cheer for the soldiers, the king of a country, go to the front line of the battlefield, beat the drum to help the battle, regardless of the danger of life, I am also a virtuous king! Yes, do that," I said, come on, carry the drums of war, and let's beat the drums and shout for all the soldiers together, and encourage them to kill the enemy and make meritorious contributions to protect the family and the country! ”

After a while, a team of mighty soldiers of the Imperial Forest Army carried up a brocade drum, about two meters wide and one meter eight long, with soap gold drumsticks wrapped in two brocade robes----。 The generals and sergeants on the battlefield heard the agitated drumming, and saw their emperor personally beating the drum to cheer for themselves, and they were even more happy and inspired, and the morale was high, I followed the drums, shouted loudly, and made a passionate battlefield speech, "Dear Tang Dynasty soldiers, lovely warriors, you are all good, you are all my relatives, my brothers, our blood is connected, we are all invincible Chinese descendants, you have already been branded with the brand of glorious Tang Dynasty heroes." , The legend of the invincible god of war is sung among us, in fact, it is the immortal legend that you cast with your life and blood, I love you, I love each of you, each of you is a hero in my heart, whether you are the head of the firehead army who cooks, the sergeant who holds the grain, and the management of the heavy logistics service soldier who camps in the village, you are the pride of the soldiers, the premise of our continuous victory, it is you who give us the hope of survival, because you we are full of food and drink, and get the best rest, So that we have no worries, bravely move forward, kill the enemy and make meritorious contributions, you are the invincible heroes behind the scenes, your name is the same as the front-line soldiers, forever remembered in my heart, recorded in the merit book of victory, because with your continuous war supply, we continue to win victories, you and the front of the battlefield, blood-stained frontier warriors, belong to the best heroes, of course, throw your head, spill blood of the front soldiers, you are also the most valuable heroes, You have written the immortal legend of the Tang Dynasty with your life and knives and guns, and you have the glory, self-confidence, and strength to be the invincible lion of the Tang Dynasty warriors, your battlefield courage that is not afraid of sacrifice makes me proud, and makes me and your parents equally proud, it is you who use your blood and loyalty to compose the immortal legend that will be sung forever, protect the thousands of parents and brothers and sisters behind us, and it is you who use your life to cast the invincible Great Wall of flesh and blood, and protect the beautiful home we rely on for survival. So that the cattle and sheep in our pasture are not cruelly plundered, and the wives and children and parents are not bullied, you are worthy of the heroic title of the protector of the Tang Dynasty, and it is you who have created the myth of heroes. ”

The sonorous and powerful pre-war speech aroused the morale of all the Tang soldiers on the battlefield, and they rushed towards the enemy with a roar, everyone was shocked by my unpredictable attitude, and they couldn't see it, my eloquence was quite good, the generals, the soldiers' eyes looked at me a hundred and eighty degrees, and their angry eyes changed to fanatical worship, who doesn't want to be a hero, coupled with my amiable words, treat everyone as a hero, and there is an emperor who can be like this? I'm unique! Everyone present who was moved shed tears, and while everyone was happy, I would better leave this place of right and wrong, and accept it when I see it. In the shouts of all the sergeants shouting "The Tang Dynasty is invincible, long live the emperor, drive out the Tartars, return my rivers and mountains, destroy the thieves, and conquer the four seas", I was satisfied to step on the wide carriage, twelve horses were pulled, and then waved my big hand, "Return to the palace"! Three thousand sergeants escorted me back to the palace, until then I was completely relieved, not to mention, when the company was fine, I watched military TV series, often scolded by the leader, I cursed him in my heart, I am a military fan, now I want to thank him, this is not a critical time to come in handy, there is a beautiful beauty Zhaoyang on the way, talking and laughing, I don't feel lonely, because Zhaoyang has already changed my opinion! Walking like this, I came to a small road, on both sides of which were towering mountains, and there was only a narrow path in the middle, just over the width of a horse. In the memories of reality, Tie Shiwen's wife Mei Li is here to intercept and kill us, and it may be almost there! I instructed Zhaoyang, "Princess, set up a defensive formation and prepare to meet the enemy!" Now the terrain here is steep, there must be ambushes, this is still in the territory of Boliao, and the remnants of Tie Shiwen's defeated army will definitely not give up. Zhaoyang immediately blocked me with a horizontal spear, replied: "Obey the order", and then instructed the soldiers of the three armies, "Prepare with archers, infantry in front, cavalry in the rear, protect the lord, and set up a circular formation to meet the enemy." Just set up the formation, only to hear the three cannon sounds, a neat cavalry blocked the way, led by a charming, coquettish and charming beautiful girl, yes, it is her, Mrs. Mei Li, Tie Shiwen's wife, holding a sword, smiling again and again, but the corners of the eyebrows with a ruthless murderous aura, "Tang Wang, Hugh go, your aunt and grandmother Mei Li is here, where do you escape, surrender quickly, otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless under the sword!" "Raising a ball of sword flowers, a whole row of black cavalry holding Xueliang scimitars are ready to charge, through the gap in the body of the protective cavalry, I saw that Mei Li on the opposite side was attacking, and suddenly his hand suddenly took out something from the treasure bag on the ground, and he was about to attack, what is this for? Oops, not good! It's a thousand-year-old centipede, I suddenly remembered that Mei Li's killing move was a secret weapon poisonous insect centipede biting, and she died in a moment of poisoning, she was a master of playing poison, and Xue Rengui in the TV series almost caught her way, so dangerous! Thinking of this, I shouted loudly: "Soldiers of the three armies, quickly tear off the battle robes, cover your face, and only show your eyes, quickly!" Archer, shoot, don't let her rush over"! Although the left and right soldiers did not know what was going on, although there were many discussions, but immediately did so, this is the benefit of the emperor, the emperor's words are the holy decree, after Zhaoyang covered his face, just about to ask, the enemy on the opposite side rushed over, swishing, our arrows rained, like locusts scattered on the opposite side, but very few fell off the horse, because the other party dispatched the Boliao King brand elite cavalry iron-armored chain horse, even the horse was dressed in the armor of the star iron, and the soldier was full of golden armor, flying over like a storm, and the archers who killed were turned on their backs, there were countless casualties, and in a blink of an eye, they were in front of the queue of pikemen, bumping bells, spears blocked the horses, trampling more than half of the pikemen, the flesh and blood were blurred, the horses stepped on the joint camp, just kidding, the pikemen specifically restrained the cavalry, why didn't it work? The impact is too strong, there are too many people, Mei Li's poisonous centipede is also swaying down, but the effect is not very good, the bite is the war horse trampling wounded wounded soldiers, most of the soldiers are covered with cloths, so there are not many poisons, the cavalry guarding me also began to exert power, roared and fought with the opponent's black cavalry in one place, and it was a scene of flesh and blood flying, and the smoke was billowing out, which was described before, so I won't say much here, the result of the battle was a big victory for our side, and the black pressed Tang Army sergeant and Princess Zhaoyang surrounded Mei Li, for I ordered to be captured alive, or I would have died!" I also want to taste the taste of Xiliang beauty! After a while, I only heard a sound, the sword fell to the ground, Mei Li was nodding by Zhaoyang's phoenix, injured under the horse, and was captured, she was poisonous, martial arts are average, and she is the opponent of the battle-hardened Princess Zhaoyang. I hurriedly ordered, "Tie it up, escort it to Chang'an, don't embarrass her on the way, take good care of her!" The sergeant listened to the order and went down to prepare! Zhaoyang saw that it was okay, so he hurriedly came over and asked me, "Your Majesty, you are frightened, how do you know that there are ambushes here, Mei Li will come to intercept and kill us, and she will make poisonous centipedes bite people and use poison?" A series of questions made me speechless, so I had to pretend to be unfathomable and say: "Zhaoyang, don't ask so much, the so-called heavenly secret can't be revealed, don't say it, hurry up and return to the palace, I'm tired!" "Actually, how could she know that I am not from this dynasty, just because I have watched the TV series, and I have other thoughts - that is, I have fallen in love with Mrs. Merry's plump body!