Chapter 2: Dare to scold the immortals as soon as they cross over
At dusk, the village below the mountain was full of smoke, and Su Xiaochen happily walked down the mountain with his puppy in his arms.
"What are you running, follow me, eat fragrant, drink spicy, how to say it is also my life-saving dog, I want to repay you. ”
The puppy was trembling with fear from this neurosis, maybe he had already regretted meeting Su Xiaochen.
The aroma was fragrant, Su Xiaochen found a random house and began to knock on the door.
"Nobody, no one, I'm in!"
The door was opened from the inside, and a sister-in-law with a ponytail walked out angrily, "Are you sick, don't you see that this chimney is bubbling, there is no one in your family, no one in your whole family!"
"......, why is this girl so hot-tempered?"
Su Xiaochen was speechless, looking at the momentum of the other party, he cleared his throat and said, "Oh, girl, Northeast Yinna, our fellow countrymen!"
"What Northeast Silver, don't get close to me, say, are you a bad person, what are your intentions in coming to my house!" the little girl looked vigilant.
Su Xiaochen is furious, this girl has a big temper, right?
"You've seen a bad guy look as handsome as I am, and you're wrong with this problem in the first place. Su Xiaochen decided to let the other party know that his college graduate is not something that a little hairy girl can bully!
"What's wrong?" the little girl replied according to the script.
Hmph! Su Xiaochen threw down the puppy, put his hands behind his back, and pretended to be a master, "First of all, you take a steamed bun first." ”
"......" The little girl was stunned for a moment, and then nodded cutely: "Oh, okay." ”
Running into the house, after a while, the little girl held the freshly baked white-flour steamed bun and handed it over: "No!"
Su Xiaochen nodded with satisfaction, picked up the steamed bun and blew on it a few bites before eating, he was so hungry.
"Why did you eat?" the little girl was blindfolded.
A steamed bun went down his stomach, feeling a lot of strength, Su Xiaochen smiled slightly, touched the other party's brain, and said angrily: "Child, you are still too young, do you think the bad guy asked it?"
Proudly watching the tears in the eyes of the other party who was moved by his golden words, Su Xiaochen stroked his hair in a dashing manner: "Don't be moved, I'm so selfless." ”
"You're a psychopath, I'll bite you to death!"
Oh!
A terrible howl resounded through the heavens and the earth.
......
"It's all you, what kind of steamed buns do you want, it's okay now, something is wrong now, don't panic I'm here, I'm covering you!"
Seeing the little girl in front of her crying in the arms of a middle-aged man, Su Xiaochen squatted down and accused the puppy in front of her.
The puppies blinked cutely, looked at each other with an idiotic expression, and kept wagging their tails.
"Who is that, you are the one who bullied my daughter?" Seeing that the other party came over with a flat pole, Su Xiaochen frowned, and suddenly picked up the puppy and handed it over: "Alas, mom, big brother, our fellow countryman, what is there to say, try not to do anything if you can make noise, it's really not okay, this dog will be handed over to you to deal with." ”
"Who is talking to your fellow countryman, talk well, are you bullying my daughter? The middle-aged man's face was full of anger.
"I ask you, are you bullying someone's daughter? Su Xiaochen pretended not to understand, and shouted at the puppy in his hand.
The puppy looked innocent and whined.
"Dad, this person can't really be mentally ill, I think it's better to forget it, let him go quickly......" The little girl was a little scared.
The middle-aged man also hesitated, "I originally wanted to give him two steamed buns, but looking at him like this, I thought he was a homeless man who was brutalized by the Tianmen Sect, but if he is really sick, then I have to drive him away......
As soon as he heard that there were steamed buns, Su Xiaochen immediately made a 180-degree turn in his attitude, "Brother, I'm not sick, you see my name is Su Xiaochen, twenty-one years old this year, 1.85 meters tall, unmarried, I haven't talked about a girlfriend so far, and I'm still a virgin...... (1,000 words omitted below)"
“......”
Under the thousand-word self-introduction, the father and daughter of this family finally believed that Su Xiaochen was a 'normal' person.
After a simple exchange, Su Xiaochen learned that the little girl's name was Wen Yao, and her father's name was Wen Tianci.
Just took a bite of the hot steamed bun, Su Xiaochen wanted to know about the situation in this world, the introduction of this place in the system was very vague, he only knew that this place was called the Firmament Continent, and as a result, he felt that the mountains were shaking for a while.
"What's the matter, it's not going to be an earthquake, is it?"
Thinking of the earthquake, Su Xiaochen subconsciously went directly under the table.
"Oh no! I'm afraid someone from the Tianmen Sect has called, little brother Su, don't move in the house, I'll go out and have a look!" Wen Tianci had just finished speaking, and as soon as he turned his head, he found that Su Xiaochen was gone.
"People, what about people......"
......
"The people of Tobacco Village listen to me, we are from the Tianmen Sect, and the sect master has an order, today I want you to contribute a thousand catties of grain to the Tobacco Village, and get it quickly!"
"What, a thousand pounds! We just handed it over a while ago,"
"That's right, I've already handed over a thousand catties before, and now I'm paying another thousand catties, what are we going to eat?"
The sound alarmed the villagers, and Su Xiaochen followed Wen Tianci to the entrance of the village at this time, and saw eight men in white standing at the head of the village, each holding a long sword, with a fluttering demeanor and extraordinary bearing.
"It's the Eight Ancient Sword Immortals of the Heavenly Gate Sect!" Wen Tianci exclaimed.
"What ancient sword and eight immortals? are those guys who wear the same costume drama?" asked Su Xiaochen.
At this time, one of the Eight Immortals of the Ancient Sword walked out with a sword, "What about your village chief, come out to see me!"
Wen Tianci stepped forward with an ugly face, "I don't know what the Purple Wind Immortal is talking about." ”
"Wow, Brother Tianci is still the village head!" Su Xiaochen exclaimed.
The corners of Wen Tianci's mouth twitched.
"Hmph, Wen Tianci, don't pretend to be deaf, the sect master has an order, quickly gather a thousand catties of food, and I will leave later!" The Purple Wind Immortal snorted coldly, his eyes full of contempt.
"This guy is dressed in white, why is he called a Purple Wind Immortal?" Su Xiaochen sighed again.
The corners of the Purple Wind Fairy's mouth twitched.
"This, Purple Wind Immortal, we just handed over a thousand catties of grain to the Tianmen Sect in our Tobacco Village last month, and now we have come to ask for it again in less than a month, and we really can't get it!" Wen Tianci was nervous.
"What, does Tianmen Sect raise pigs? Why does the grain eat so quickly, how many pigs do you need, you can eat a thousand catties of grain in a month!" Su Xiaochen was stunned.
The Purple Wind Immortal was furious, he was too lazy to care when he saw Su Xiaochen as a beggar before, who would have thought that this guy would have no way to speak, and at this time he even dared to insult his own master, and he said it so loudly, which made him unable to throw it away.
"Who the hell is it, get out of here!"
As soon as the Purple Wind Immortal raised his hand, the wind gusted, and everyone narrowed their eyes.
"Brother Xiaochen, what about the immortal calling you!" Seeing that Su Xiaochen didn't react, Wen Wan was afraid of affecting the people in the village, so she hurriedly pushed the other party.