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With infinite longing for the future, Wu Yue returned to Huazhao Hotel.

Wu Yue is back, everyone is very happy, Wu Yue is like Xu Jianing to the source automation for the food department, he is the backbone and family, everyone feels down-to-earth when he comes back, of course, the happiest is the fat man.

Wang Fatzi is a person who is not stingy, what he is most afraid of is loneliness, after Zhang Feng left, he moved to the house rented by Wu Yue, but Wu Yue was busy with bidding for a while, and when he came back, he either worked overtime until midnight or did not come back directly, so Wang Fatzi was also very bored, so he had to hold the TV every day and watch it endlessly. Now Wu Yue is back, Wang Fatzi is happy, and immediately pulls Wu Yue to play skewers after work.

The two of them asked for a skewer of fifty yuan, hugged a case of beer, and began to talk nonsense, Wu Yue didn't have time to deal with Wang Fat Man this month, at this moment, this kid has gained a lot of weight, and his round belly is full of folds, sitting there like a big bear.

Wu Yue patted Wang Fatzi's stomach angrily and funny and said, "Look at how fat you have become, and you can't finish eating." ”

Wang Fatzi threw the skewer to the ground with a snap and said: "How can a little thin man like you know the benefits of this god fat, just our god fat, you don't feel cold when you lie in the snowdrift in winter with a pair of pants, you know?" ”

Wu Yue glanced at Wang Fatzi with disdain and said, "I don't know if I'm fat or not, but I do know that people with normal brains won't wear pants and lie down in the snowdrift in winter." ”

Wang Fatzi shook his chubby head and said, "You are a person, you just don't have a sense of humor, I know this is a metaphor, metaphor!" Look at the big official, which one is not fat and fat? What is this called, by the way, it is called a wide heart and a fat body. “

When the two of them were laughing, an old man walked over from a distance, the old man looked not young, his beard and eyebrows had turned white, his hair had fallen out, and he was wearing a white practice uniform.

The old man sat down next to Wu Yue and shouted, "Roast two big kidneys, two bottles of beer, and a plate of crayfish for me, and settle the account together!" “

Wang Fatzi had just taken a sip of wine, and when he heard this, he sprayed Wu Yue all over his body, holding his stomach and laughing.

The old man next to him saw Wang Fat laughing at himself, but he didn't care, and said with a smile: "Little fat man, what are you laughing at, I envy the old lady's good health." “

When Wang Fatzi heard this, he felt that this old man was too interesting, and gave a thumbs up and said, "Grandpa, you are really amazing, admire and admire." ”

The old man stroked his beard proudly and said, "Little fat man, don't look down on the old man, when I was your age, ten or eight strong men couldn't get close." ”

As he was talking, the barbecue boss came over with his waist, and when he saw the old man, he snorted and said, "Wong Tai Sin, has it opened today?" ”

The old man took a sip of beer and said, "Don't mention it, a fat girl came to tell the fortune early this morning, I knew that this day would not be good, she asked me to calculate why her husband cheated, I told her, if you eat less, your husband will not cheat." ”

The barbecue owner asked with interest, "What is the result?" ”

The old man said, "The result? She almost got into a fight with me. ”

The people who were eating barbecue around couldn't help but laugh when they heard the old man say this, and a few of them coaxed and said, "Wong Tai Sin, do you really see it?" ”

The old man glanced at the man with disdain and said, "Five yuan and one hexagram, if you still want to be effective, you should listen to a joke, besides, my hexagram is not and does not count you little grass people." ”

Speaking of this, the old man took another sip of wine, picked up his big waist and took a bite and said: "Do you know what the grass people are, do you see those dogs' tails on the side of the road, you are those little grasses, and you also tell fortunes, what kind of fortunes?" Only the big people have a life, you little grass people have no life, you can only fall with the wind, the wind direction is good, you have a good life for a few days, the wind direction is not good, it is the slag that fills the pit. ”

When everyone heard that the old man was unforgiving, they immediately coaxed: "The old man is right, we are all small grass people, we are not worthy of calling you fortune telling, and you can't count the lives of the provincial and ministerial level, if you can really calculate it, you don't have to practice here." ”

Hearing everyone's ridicule, the old man was not angry, and said with a smile: "What's so great about the provincial and ministerial level, let me tell you, I showed those people in Zhongnanhai back then." ”

Everyone listened to him blow without edges, and laughed for a while and ignored him, the fat man next to him felt more and more interesting to this old man, and hurriedly came to the old man and said: "Old man, they don't believe in you, I believe, you are a master, can you help me take a look, of course I am not a big person, you can look at the little person, I can invite you to eat skewers." ”

The old man glanced at the fat man and said: "You little fat man knows how to respect the elderly, you have nothing to see, your ancestors are blessed, you have no worries about food and clothing all your life, you don't want to stay at home for the past two years, and you will go home after a few years of wandering." ”

The fat man listened to what he said in generality, and asked again: "Old man, what you said is too general, you can be more careful." ”

The old man had no choice but to be entangled by him, so he had to say patiently: "I see that your face is the face of the autumn tiger, do you know what the autumn tiger is?" The animals in the autumn are fattened, you are the tiger after the autumn, just in time for the beasts to be fat and strong, so you will eat fat and strong, your parents must be very rich, the money will be yours sooner or later, so you take advantage of it, don't do anything wrong. ”

Wu Yue heard the old man say this, and laughed: "Old man, you can say that you are wrong, this fat man's family conditions are not good, and his ancestors have no money, if he is really rich, who will come here to eat." ”

Wang Fatzi was hearing the excitement, and was suddenly interrupted by Wu Yue, and hurriedly said: "Old man, don't pay attention to him, my friend is a little lacking in heart, you continue to say, I am the face of Qiu Laohu, then let me ask you, where is your future daughter-in-law?" ”

The old man looked at the big face of the fat man intently, stretched out his finger and calculated: "Your future wife is a very good girl, but you have to go through some twists and turns to be together, but after being together, you can't be separated, if you want to know who it is, I suggest you look for it in the south." ”

Wang Fatzi scratched his scalp and said, "Alas, forget it, I can't verify whether what you said is true or false." ”

Then, Wang Fatzi pulled Wu Yue and said, "Grandpa, can you look at my friend's life?" ”

Wu Yue just heard that Wang Fatzi promised to invite others to eat skewers, and immediately asked the waiter to serve another 20 yuan skewers, and then the waiter brought it up, Wu Yue took it and put it in front of the old man and said: "Grandpa, don't listen to this fat man's nonsense, his mouth has always been unreliable." “

The old man saw Wu Yue coming up with a plate of skewers, and immediately smiled happily, he glanced at Wu Yue unintentionally, and sighed again and again: "It's amazing, your kid's face is a little interesting!" ”