The photos in the funeral home are black and white, the flowers in the funeral home are white, and the crystal coffin in the funeral home has no color. It's me lying inside.

The father ran all the way without the slightest fatigue, just glanced at the crystal coffin and shook his head imperceptibly. That's right, my father is also a master of the Xuanmen, and he can see my spells at a glance. Pretending to be very sad on his face, he turned around and went to text my mother back: "Stand-in, don't worry." ”

I secretly admired in my heart, if my father wasn't a master of Xuanmen, he would definitely be a famous actor, and his acting skills killed all popular little fresh meat and old bacon.

"Stinky boy, what kind of drama are you singing, don't get out of here. A familiar voice rang in my ears. Daddy has found me.

"Don't worry, this principal is a black-hearted devil, wait, I'll be cremated later. I'll come out then. ”

My father listened to me and signed the body to prepare for cremation. The principal has always been by his side, and so is that Shi Yaoqian. His face was full of grief, and his heart was definitely happy.

Especially the principal, I thought I was going to compensate, but my dad didn't say a word about compensation, and it was really comfortable to save such a large amount of compensation?

The cremation is scheduled for just over 11 noon. I hid in the corner and waited for the time to come. The mourning music kept circulating in the mourning hall, and I secretly went around it, inserted the USB flash drive in my hand, and a conversation suddenly sounded.

This is the account of another city, and it is the same as before, and the trustee took the account transferred abroad, and he didn't know it. Don't worry, there are so many death row prisoners, that kid can't get out of prison, when the time comes, you can just report the funeral to his family, even if you pay compensation or you go out... Hahaha, it's a trivial matter, Shui Yuehong, the people who knew about it back then all received benefits, and they didn't dare to talk nonsense. I didn't expect to be found out by this little kid.。。。 By the way, that kid will have some things on the side, and the evil door is very evil, you remember that the mountain can't leave him behind, and you have to give him some medicine that is not strong. Yes. I'll give a secret order to the mountain prison later. ’

"Someone, turn off the stereo for me. Shi Yaoqian scolded loudly, and the person in charge of the funeral home was so frightened that he trotted all the way and stumbled to pull out the audio plug.

I walked past the crowd, trotted all the way to the crystal coffin, reached out to cut off the power of the crystal coffin, pushed open the lid of the coffin, picked up the stand-in and threw it on the ground. With a click, several stones rolled out of the corpse, and everyone was stunned by my action, and the timid ones ran away screaming.

I took off my hat and mask and said coldly to the principal and Shi Yaoqian: "Both, don't come unharmed." ”

"You, you, you, how are you here, you're not。。。。。 ”

Before the headmaster could finish his speech, I smiled and said, "I'm not dead, am I? Hmph, if I die at the hands of you two, it will be in vain." Don't offend the people of the Xuanmen, take a good look at what the corpse on the ground is?" The two looked at each other and found that the corpse on the ground turned out to be a plastic man, with plastic man's hair and appearance exactly like mine, and several stones were stuffed in it to add weight. If you don't distinguish carefully, you can't find it at all.

"Everyone, the conversation you heard just now was the work of these two black-hearted guys, Shui Yuehong was forced to death by the principal, I think Director Shi also collected hush money back then to make this matter a big deal. I found out the truth, and these two people were afraid that the matter would be revealed, and they wanted to kill me. Luckily, I escaped by dwindling. Otherwise, this plastic man is a real person. After saying that, I looked at them with pity. Shi Yaoqian squinted as if something was brewing, and was about to speak, when the alarm sounded from afar.

The new director of the Public Security Bureau, Wei Li, the former deputy director of the Public Security Bureau, brought people from the procuratorate over. Shi Yaoqian looked puzzled and didn't know what was going on. was angry and wanted to go out to scold, but as soon as he went out, he was stopped by his former subordinates.

The two procurators came down to read out the notice: "I have received a notice from XXX that Comrade Shi Yaoqian will be dismissed from all his posts and searched by the city procuratorate." ”

After Shi Yaoqian heard the announcement, he immediately went crazy: "I don't believe it, I want to see my personal lawyer." ”

"Don't see you, Shi Yaoqian, I see you change your name to death and ask for money. Don't you know that there are some departments that are all gathered by people from the Xuanmen? You have created such a powerful soul, they will not sit idly by, and I am not fighting alone. I whispered in Shi Yaoqian's ear, and his gaze suddenly became frightened. Collapsed to the ground with a thud, and the urine flowed uncontrollably, probably knowing his fate.

I'm not talking about scaring him, there is indeed a department dedicated to dealing with supernatural events, but it is basically not announced to the public. This time, I used the transmission note to send the matter here to the secret department of the city when I was cheating on death, which led to today's good show.

"It has nothing to do with me, it has nothing to do with me. You can't arrest me, I'm the president of the university, an outstanding model figure in the city, and a model for society. You can't arrest me. The black-hearted principal was dragged by two policemen and yelled into the police car.

"Brother Yi, are you really not dead?" Li Xing pinched my face as if he couldn't believe it. I pulled his big fat hand away: "Nonsense, do you want me to die." ”

"No, no, no, of course not, I didn't expect the principal to be so black-hearted, I really hope he will be shot. ”

"I didn't expect you to hate the principal so much. ”

Li Xing suddenly became a little embarrassed: "Aren't I upset for my next brother?"

"Boy, the matter is settled, you Lao Tzu and I are gone, I will give a letter if I have nothing to do in the future, and I will scare your mother." If I hadn't figured out that you weren't dead, your mother would have fainted. "Dad came over, and the others left one by one.

"It's not that I know that my dad is profound, and he must know that I don't have anything. ”

"Okay, don't be poor, you can take this. After saying that, my father handed me a bag, and when I opened it, it was three golden charms.

"Mom!" I exclaimed excitedly, there are four kinds of charms of yellow, purple and gold blood, purple is already a high-level charm, and it is difficult to see one or two of the golden spells in a lifetime, as for the blood color, it is all a legendary thing, and it can also be said that it does not belong to this mortal world.

"This is a life talisman that can save your life three times. ”

"So powerful, can you survive without a breath?"

Dad glared at me: "What are you going to do, do you have a breath?" and then said confidently: "Don't say that you don't have a breath, even if it is *** explosion, as long as you use this life-saving charm in advance, you can survive unscathed." ”