12. Double fly
"Please make sure I have a cold stem......"
I put my hand on my forehead and made a moaning sound.
The two pieces of chalk in his hand fell weakly, snapped, and rolled down to the table of the man with glasses.
My eyes lit up.
"Huh...... Isn't it supposed to be thrown into your seat? ”
I measured the distance between my tablemates and looked at the man with glasses with a 'kind' smile on his face, and his words were threatening.
"But I have already signed up for the men's 1500m run, and according to the rules, if I hit the candidate, I will directly postpone the opportunity to participate in the competition at the same table......
He looked at me with an innocent look on my face and said cautiously.
"You've signed up...... 1500 meters? ”
I looked up and down at this guy who looked like a weak and good student, and the tone was completely incredible.
"Actually, I've always wanted to try to participate in the sports meeting since I was in junior high school, but unfortunately the sports committee is firmly against it......"
A look of regret crossed his face.
Any normal class cadre who still has the idea of winning glory for the class and the sense of crisis will not want you to participate in the competition with a guy who looks like you don't know when he may die suddenly on the playground! Being assigned to our class really gave you a chance......
I slammed my head on the table as the class's offbeat draw continued.
"Hey, what tournament was I drawn to before?"
Resigned to his fate, he asked his tablemates.
"Oh, two, three-legged."
"What?!"
I lifted my head and grabbed the man in glasses by the neck, shaking it back and forth.
"What did you say?"
"Ahem, ahem... It is a two-person three-legged, men's group, and a fun event. ”
He struggled.
I almost slid under the table like a noodle.
"Such a stupid project will be included in the sports meeting, this is a broken school to eat jujube pills......"
The thought of me hooking up with another man and panting in a comical posture galloped around the arena, each other's sweat soaked and clothes blended together...... Oh, I just have the consciousness of swallowing feces on the spot and killing myself!
"Next is the drawing of another two-person three-legged contestant in the men's category......"
When I heard this, my spirit immediately tensed.
I saw a short man who didn't know come up to the podium, blindfolded, and after seven weeks, staggered back the chalk in his hand.
My eyes also wander along the trajectory of the parabola.
Until where it lands.
The boy with a dumb look like a dead wife has a blush on his face that makes people feel more 'kind'......
"Ho-"
My soul must have left my body with the air squeezing out of my lungs......
…………………………
Sunny afternoon, lively playground, sweaty teenagers.
What a youthful picture!
The atmosphere was so hot that it almost melted away a lazy guy like me with advanced cancer!
"Whoop, whoop......"
"You're not in the right position!"
"Legs a little higher."
"Force, how can you be as soft as a dead snake?"
“……”
The one who kept babbling strange words was Wang Liyi, who was clinging to my side like a dwarf bear - commonly known as Plateau Red and Lewd Brother.
Our legs were tied together by a dirty rope that we didn't know where to go, and we limped down the plastic track of the playground like elderly people with cerebral thrombosis sequelae, baptized by the strange stares of the passers-by.
"Good physical education class, why do I have to do this Rausch two-person three-legged training!"
"It's the squad leader's request, it's your girlfriend, what can I do!"
The plateau's sour tone almost made me jump to the basketball hoop on the right.
"What nonsense are you talking about, hey! If the woman hears it, she will be killed! ”
Hurriedly touched his eyes left and right, and confirmed that no young girl under 145 cm tall appeared in the field of vision, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
"You two live and fly all day long, don't tell me that you are innocent!"
"Of course it's innocent! I'm forced to do it! ”
"Oh, so you're ...... I didn't expect you to look vicious, but it's okay! ”
"Accept your sister!"
Oooo
The argument between us was suddenly overwhelmed by an uproar.
"What the hell!"
Startled, he turned his head away.
The purpose is to perform the legendary stunt - slam dunk, and only then did Shi Ran fall to the ground from mid-air.
Surrounded by teenagers and girls with a warm atmosphere.
Cheers and screams continued.
In contrast, we are two brothers and sisters, like the corpses of moths in the shadows of the spotlight.
Dry and rotten, just a stone's throw away from the blazing atmosphere.
Nobody cares.
"Damn, why is it the same exercise, we decay like this, people can pay attention!"
Gao Yuan Red shouted.
Although I still prefer to hide in a quiet corner alone than the latter, I still can't stop being jealous whenever I see such a scene - I'm really a greedy and lazy guy......
So I rarely, really, just slightly, oh, and agree with this guy.
"Well, it's annoying."
I glanced at the figure that had become the core of all the teenagers and girls.
"Luo Yu, do you know him?"
Gao Yuanhong pointed at the tall man with messy hair hanging down in front of his forehead and a figure of more than one meter eight.
Compared to the latter's sword-and-axe-like face, this rough guy is like a clumsy primitive.
"Sort of......
I was noncommittal.
"Yue Yu, a freshman in our first class, has excellent admission results, and is also extremely good at sports, not long after Fang entered the school, he was recognized to join the school basketball team, and the most hateful thing is that he is still a handsome guy with a cold face! It is said that in just over a month, I have already rejected the confession of girls with more than double digits! Yes!! What a ......."
The guy who was talking had already entered the state by himself, looking like he was gritting his teeth and bitter and hateful.
After half a ring, he came back to his senses and raised his head:
"Luo Yan, you actually know such a guy?!"
Please don't say this kind of thing in an unbelievable tone that looks like you see maggots and peacocks intersecting!
I didn't bother to pay attention to him, and walked to the rostrum, which cast a precious cool shadow in my field of vision, and pulled him to the ground at once......
It's a pity that on weekdays, it seems that there is absolutely no distance, because of the drag of this rough guy next to me, I actually walked for half a sound, and I had to hide in the shadow at the foot of the rostrum, and I was already sweating profusely shaking the collar of my tracksuit.
"If you take off your school uniform, it won't get hot. Your sweat is on my arms. ”
Wearing only a tight-fitting elastic vest, Gao Yuanhong, who showed a dark and red complexion that matched the color of his blush, had a disgusted expression.