The joke is too big

Lu Xiuxiu felt very puzzled in her heart, how could this good and dignified Lu family run to the mountainside, but at this time she couldn't think about it, not to mention that the other people were Lu Shi herself When she heard Lu Xiuxiu's ruthless words, her face immediately couldn't hold back, and she began to curse at the door.

"Okay, you Lu Xiuxiu, it's only been a long time since you moved out, and your wings have hardened, haven't they? Don't think that I can't control you when you move out, even if you move out, my wife wants to clean you up, I can still clean you up! ”

"Well, that's right, my wings are very hard!"

Lu Xiuxiu is a good child, she never disdains lying: "If you want to clean me up, you will come in!" ”

"Good! You see if I dare to come in! ”

Lu Shi was even more angry under Lu Xiuxiu's provocation, and he couldn't wait to demolish the entire house in front of him, and then cramp and peel off Lu Xiuxiu, a mourning star who was neither big nor small: "You ...... You wait for me! ”

When Lu Shi spoke, he was so angry that he even spoke with a trill, raised his hand and knocked on the door a few times, and then he didn't know what to do, and suddenly stopped, and Father Zhang, a peacemaker, was caught in the middle and said with a dilemma: "Xiuxiu, how can you say such things to your mother?" Hurry up and open the door, apologize to your mother, and this matter is over! ”

"Phew! Who wants her to apologize! ”

"Heh, who wants to apologize to her?"

The voices of Lu Xiuxiu and Lu Shi fell together, and when she heard her disdainful voice outside the door, Lu Xiuxiu rolled her eyes, considering that Lu Shi was self-aware, but Lu Shi was even more angry.

"Mother, you can see that she stole your money, and now she is still talking to you in this tone, obviously not taking you seriously!"

Lu Shishi also came, the purpose was to add fuel to the fire, and she looked like she was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Things haven't been figured out yet, maybe Xiuxiu has a last resort? ”

Lu Shixin scolded Lu Shishi on the side, sounding like he was helping Lu Xiuxiu speak, but after thinking about it carefully, he was better than Lu Shishi, and pressed the charges on her in a roundabout way, so it was better not to help her speak!

"Shut up! Hurry up and tear down the door! ”

Lu Shi was impatient to listen to this, and pulled his son and daughter to come up to help him do things, Lu Xiuxiu's ears were close to the door and listened to the movement outside, and all that came from her ears was Lu's scolding voice: "It's so useless for such a big person, won't you even open the door?" What a rubbish! Useless waste! ”

As soon as her words fell, the door in front of Lu Xiuxiu began to shake violently after a while, yo!

I'm really going to tear down the door!

She said how could she take ten taels of silver from Lu's hand, and she could still hold back and eat dumb losses like this!

At this point, you finally can't take it anymore?

casually found a crime to press on her, but this is also fat, it seems that these people in the Lu family have drunk and strengthened their courage, are they not afraid of Yang Xiucai?

Lu Xiuxiu turned her head to look at the wooden door that was still closed, the wooden door in front of her shook even more, and there was a danger of falling down at any time, how could Yang Xiucai not come out of such a big movement, she opened her mouth and shouted: "Master, your ......"

But he found that halfway through his words, Yang Xiucai's closed wooden door was suddenly opened, Lu Xiuxiu was stunned for a moment, and then a smile appeared on his face and shouted: "Bearded, you hurry up and come out, the door of your house will be ......demolished by them."

Finish.

This is the word that has not yet fallen, Lu Xiuxiu saw the person who came out of the door, and she froze completely: "You...... You're bearded, why is your beard gone. ”

Damn!

This is also too scary, this cliff is the most terrifying thing Lu Xiuxiu has ever seen in his life, Yang Xiucai's beard is gone, so is he still bearded?

"What's wrong, is there a problem?"

Yang Xiucai raised her hand and touched her smooth face a little uncomfortably, didn't this girl say that her beard was too eye-catching?

He thought about it for a long time before deciding to shave the beard he had grown for years.

"No, no!"

Lu Xiuxiu hurriedly shook her head like a rattle!

It's just that his eyes can't help but look at Yang Xiucai's face, and he can't imagine that Yang Xiucai, a raunchy stuffy gourd, looks decent after shaving his beard!

And the age is even younger than she imagined, if she still thought Yang Xiucai was like her father before, then now she thinks Yang Xiucai is like her brother, but why does she think that he looks a little familiar, as if she has seen it somewhere?

Lu Xiuxiu squinted her eyes and pondered, but she didn't know that her focused appearance made Yang Xiucai even more uncomfortable!

"Ahem, ahem!"

He stretched out a hand to cover his mouth, and a trace of embarrassment flashed in his eyes: "You ......"

To see it like this I see when.

Boom!

Lu Xiuxiu and Yang Xiucai were so focused that the moment the wooden door was removed, the two of them came back to their senses when they fell to the ground, and the people outside the door rushed in, and as soon as they came in, they saw two people standing in the middle of the courtyard, and a group of people in the Lu family were going to stare out their eyes at this time!

"Okay, you Lu Xiuxiu, I said why don't you hide in the house and don't come out, and your feelings are blue and white days are stealing men here!"

Lu Shi shouted loudly, for fear that others would not know, but fortunately, the place where Yang Xiucai lived was remote, otherwise according to the gossip of the villagers of Tiankeng Village, there must be a lot of people surrounded by three layers inside and outside at this time!

"Say who stole the man! Keep your mouth clean! ”

Lu Xiuxiu said coldly, the two doors in Yang Xiucai's yard were demolished by this group of people, and they fell to the ground at this time, not only a layer of ash fell, but also several footprints, she looked at Lu's menacing appearance and laughed: "And mother! Don't plant the blame now, let's take a good look, you have demolished Yang Xiucai's door yourself, how to apologize to Yang Xiucai! Apologize! ”

"Humph! I dismantled them and how to drip! ”

A trace of fear flashed quickly in Lu's eyes, and then calmed down again: "Maybe he still has to thank me, if I hadn't dismantled them, he wouldn't know that he had lost money in his house and lived in vain, hid wild men in his house, and did all those unseemly things!" ”

"It's just a shameless slut!!"

Lu Shishi was also full of surprise, her eyes turned on Yang Xiucai, a trace of surprise flashed in her eyes, and then turned to Lu Xiuxiu, the contempt and jealousy in her eyes were clear: "I was only a few years old, I thought about a man and did such a shameless thing, no wonder I suddenly turned my face with my mother and moved out of the house, my relationship was to find a man, just like eloping with this man!" ”

"Don't be fooled by this slut!"

While Lu Shishi poured dirty water on Lu Xiuxiu, she didn't forget to say bitterly to Yang Xiucai: "This woman fools around with men all day long, and she doesn't know how many men have that kind of thing, right?" You'd better stay away from her! ”

Lu Xiuxiu listened to Lu Shishi's yin and yang weird words, and felt a little helpless and depressed in her heart, the Lu family's family obviously didn't recognize Yang Xiucai: "I fool around with men, you know, I really don't understand the kind of thing on the left and that kind of thing on the right, can you ask Miss Lu, what kind of thing are you talking about?" ”

"How do I know!"

Lu Shishi's face turned red when she was asked: "Of course, only you know what you do!" ”

"Oh, I know what ......"

Lu Xiuxiu smiled coldly, she subconsciously wanted to open her mouth to refute Yang Xiucai suddenly reached out and grabbed Lu Xiuxiu, and stood out: "You just demolished the door?!" ”

Looking at the Lu family's family with a cold face, the Lu family jumped up like a plucked tiger: "Yo! What do you want? What do you want? What's up? What's up? What's up? ”

"Yes? Or is it not? ”

Yang Xiucai's tone was flat, but when Lu Xiuxiu saw it, he felt that he was very imposing.

"No, it's not that we have to."

Father Zhang explained, but was interrupted by Lu's cold voice: "Isn't this clear?" ”

Her eyes were like the old (separator) bustard in the Spring Breeze Courtyard, and she looked Yang Xiucai up and down: "And I demolished the door of Yang Xiucai's house to close your business, and I didn't tear down your family's management so much, first you were full and supported, right?" ”

"Who sues you that this is not my home."

Yang Xiucai was calm about Lu's evil words, which made Lu Xiuxiu on the side admire it to the extreme!

"Are you stupid for me? How can this be your home, who in the village doesn't know that this is Yang Xiucai's home. You're not going to tell me that you're Yang Xiucai, are you? ”

Lu Shi has a habit of scolding people, and he doesn't even breathe in without gasping, Lu Xiuxiu looked at her coldly and laughed at this moment, and I guess there is nowhere to cry after a while!

But whatever comes to it, this guy Lu didn't forget to add: "Don't be funny, okay?" Even if Yang Xiucai is here, he doesn't dare to say a word to me! Don't dare to lift a finger of me! The hairy boy didn't grow all his hair? ”

Lu Xiuxiu mourned for Lu Shi in her heart, she didn't dare to speak to Yang Xiucai like this, she looked up and glanced at Yang Xiucai's face The expression was still faint and calm, but she could feel that Yang Xiucai was angry at this moment-"That's right, I just want to tell you that I am the Yang Xiucai who hasn't grown any hair!" ”

Seeing a trace of an inexplicable smile on Yang Xiucai's mouth, Lu Xiuxiu secretly said that it was over!

The joke is big, and he's really angry!

"How could you be!"

Lu Shi shouted loudly, but seeing Yang Xiucai's mouth showing his former standard expression, Lu Shi's heart suddenly sank: "You can't really be, right?" ”

"Well, I am!"

Yang Xiucai replied softly, the magnetic voice was like a murmur in a lover's ear, with a demagogic taste.

"Ahh

Lu Shi shouted and took a few steps back, the tone, the voice, and the eyes were exactly the same as Yang Xiucai!

"You just said that even if Yang Xiucai is here, he won't dare to say a word to me! Don't dare to lift a finger of me! Is it? ”

Yang Xiucai stared at Lu's eyes and said slowly.

"That'...... So what? ”

Lu's is obviously lacking in confidence!

ps: The first update, the second update will be uploaded today.