Chapter 96: Ninety-Six:
Big Sam taught him not to make hasty decisions, and to find the captain to read if there is difficulty;! This kind of more personal topic is not easy to discuss with Samba, Leander thought about it and called Ronaldo. Ronaldo actually wanted to laugh, but he held back, he wanted to know what Leander was going to do?
"Male god, you haven't encountered anything like this in so many years?"
"There are often female celebrities who praise me for being an electric motor, saying that I am very capable and make her want ♂ ♂ ♂ to die...... In fact, I haven't met, or made an appointment with half of them. ”
Leander frowned and muttered, "It's different! If they praise me, I'll admit it! It's clearly black! Premeditated black! ”
Ronaldo persuaded him that it is normal for public figures to encounter this kind of thing, just ignore it, it won't take long for the clown to jump off the beam, and Leander disagrees! He is usually very talkative, and when it comes to two points, he will blow up: the first is the issue of money, and the second is the dignity of males. Male dignity is divided into two kinds, one is that ability, and the other is combat effectiveness, if you dare to scold him to his face, you will either see him in the hospital or in heaven. was said to have sexual ♂ dysfunction ♂ and calmly called for help, and he was very restrained.
“……”
Ronaldo really has no experience in this area, he is not afraid to say, he has been a little more settled in the last three months, the schedule is intensive, and there is Yelena and Dololes in the ring, he has been annoyed for a while, and the breakup has fallen into another whirlpool, and now his appetite is adjusted by Leander to see that he can't eat...... He settled down inexplicably, and he can't even lift up the energy when you ask him out to fool around now, it was still ridiculous before.
After having a sweetheart, he will be annoyed that he is too messy, these glorious pasts are not worth showing off at all, and it is precisely because of this paragraph that the media will never question his ability, because there is no way to question it.
He was still in a trance, and Leander came up with a bad idea: "Do you think I should hire a female star to boast about myself?" ”
At first, Ronaldo didn't understand what he meant, but after understanding, he was scared!
"You save some snacks!"
So what to do?
It's obviously not good to shoot commercials, and no matter how big the panties are, it doesn't mean that there is really material, so is it a hot dog after being armed?
Want to live? That's not good!!
"Or I'm going to have a girlfriend? Having a girlfriend doesn't prove it for me! Leander suddenly thought of this, and said it casually, he didn't think it was so terrifying, but it frightened Ronaldo, he was drinking a cup of hot water, and with a shake of his hand, he threw the cup directly on the carpet, and he didn't care about squatting down to pick it up, and sat on the sofa with his fists clenched.
"Jorge will find a way, you don't do anything superfluous!"
"But ......" Leander wanted to explain, when he heard footsteps next to him, Andy Gray and Richard Keith walked over while chatting, he turned sideways and nodded, so that the other party noticed that he was talking on the phone, and then left with an apologetic face, making sure that no one around heard him, Leander wanted to continue, Ronaldo's suppressed slightly muffled voice came from the earpiece.
"People question that you don't have a girlfriend, and you go to find it immediately, not only can't you wash it away, but you want to cover it up."
"Public figures are meant to deal with this, so don't worry too much about it. Besides, the pursuit of female stars is very expensive, you have to go to a high-end restaurant on a date, you have to go to see her when you have time, you have to give gifts when you meet, you have to give gifts when you don't have time, you have to call and chat, you often have to charter a room to watch movies and listen to operas, you have to pick expensive gifts, it doesn't matter if the thing itself is good or not, the price can reflect your heart......"
Is there a final ultimate?
Leander was still hesitating, but when Ronaldo said this, he was completely stunned;!
Leander calculated an account in his heart at the same time, and there was only one conclusion: it is better to have a girlfriend than to masturbate yourself.
He proposed this possibility to mean strategic cooperation, the other party can borrow him to speculate on the price, and he is also convenient to prove himself...... Now it seems that this mention is still a bit sloppy! If you marry a wife, it's not appropriate to pay such a big price just for such a purpose!!
Leander is really grateful to Ronaldo for using the most correct way to dissuade him before he made a fool! After thanking him, he thought of another question: "I read on the Internet that you are very experienced?" Have you ever made a lot of girl friends? ”
Ronaldo originally wanted to tell him a big reason, but the topic suddenly jumped, which caught people off guard!
It's a sign of pure curiosity, otherwise he'd really want to think too much!
At this time, you can't talk nonsense, at least you can't give the impression of the other party, Ronaldo played the draft several times in his heart and pretended to be calm and said: "I used to be just famous, the whole person was very impetuous, and I never considered practicality when buying things, as long as I was a big name, it was the same with a girlfriend." Usually teammates like to talk about these topics, and it will be very embarrassing if you don't have a girlfriend, so ......"
It's ridiculous to recall his absurd past in front of his sweetheart who hasn't caught up yet, Ronaldo is still hesitating how to phrase it to be decent, obviously, his focus is not the same as Leander's, and the dragon's father is concerned about the expenses and daily life after getting a girlfriend.
"You send your girlfriend stuff every week? Eating together? Shopping together? What is each one? ”
"Yes......"
“qaq!!!”
"Male god, what do you think of me! Although the gender is not right! But I'm sincere! I'm a big name too! You consider considering me! ”
Ronaldo really didn't react, he heard Leander say in a trance: "Although you broke up last month, you must be very sad now, but if you want to have a girlfriend, please consider me first!" We don't have to eat together and go shopping together, these can be discounted, just give me gifts every week〈( ̄) ̄)〈"
“……”
Although he understood every word, Ronaldo really didn't react, and it was more than ten seconds before he reacted.
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Wait a minute! I think I heard something terrible!
"What do you say? Say it again? ”
"I said male god, do you lack a girlfriend?"
Ronaldo leaned on the back of the sofa and looked at the lamp above his head, the corners of his mouth had already hooked a smile, very shallow, but he was indeed laughing: "What if it is lacking, what if it is not lacking?" ”
"There is no shortage of me in line, and I can be given priority if there is a lack of me? Although the gender is a bit out of line, I can do whatever my girlfriend can do! "As long as the treatment is in place, you can talk about it!
"Oh, yes."
Leander didn't notice that he had already answered, and he was still blowing: "I'm serious, you see I'm so handsome, every day there are fans who leave messages to give me a monkey!" Although the gender is not right, I can help if I can't be stabbed, except that I can't go out hand in hand...... Wait a minute...... Wait, wait, man, did you just speak? What are you talking about? ”
Ronaldo laughed directly: "I said okay." ”