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After all, it is the off-season for supper, and it is generally necessary to enter the peak season after May Day, and you still have time, so you are ready to rest for a few days first, and recuperate your tired body some time ago, and it is also a very hard job to be a supper stall.

When you come back from practice, you see that there is no one in the house, and you think that the three girls have gone shopping, so you plan to take a bath, otherwise you will be sprayed with sweat and smell.

You undress as you open the bathroom door, "Xiaoxue? "You look at a pair of snow-white and flawless ** delicately displayed in front of you, which simply blinds your dog's eyes.

"What?" Xiaoxue looks at you very calmly, as if she doesn't know that she is not wearing clothes.

"You...... Why don't you tie the door? You asked, but your eyes were staring at the wonders of Xiaoxue's body.

"We don't tie the door, you only found out today." Xiaoxue, the quietest and most timid in my impression, was so bold and open, "Is it good-looking?" Xiaoxue asked again, and looked at you defiantly.

Boom! Immediately you are defeated, turn and flee.

Xiaoxue smiled leisurely, "I'm going to let you explode in front of me too!" ”

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Xia Rou and Xiaoxue began to prepare the night snack stall, you are responsible for "stepping on the spot", looking for a suitable place, at night, while you are running, you look around, you have already selected a few lots, and then let Xia Rou and them settle down.

As you pass through a neighborhood, you spot two suspicious people sneaking out of a dark corner over a wall. Although Tian Xiaoyang has only been a security guard for a few days, after all, he has also undergone formal training, so you immediately instinctively rushed forward and shouted: "What person?" ”

When the two men saw you rushing up alone, neither a security guard nor a policeman, they immediately planned to put you down first, so as not to alarm the surroundings. One of them holds a dagger to force you, and the other takes an electric baton around the side, and you kick the two thieves to the ground without any equilibrium.

"Papa" two mobile phones fell out of the thief with the electric baton, and you went out to search again, and there were still a lot of stolen goods such as watches, jewelry, wallets, etc., and there were only two or three thousand yuan in cash.

You thought about it, slashed the two thieves with two knives, put away two thousand cash, stuffed the other stolen goods back into the pocket of the electric baton thief, and then dialed 110 to call the police.

After calling the police, you didn't leave, and you haven't seen the police catch the thief on the spot, so you just hide in the dark and wait to watch the show.

The 110 patrol car came soon, the efficiency of the police is still good, the police car drove to the two fallen thieves and stopped, and walked down three policemen, one of whom was still a female policeman, the policewoman looked around, and waited until her colleagues carried the two fainted thieves into the car, and then got into the car and left together.

"Is the police so pretty?" You are still reminiscing, since the practice, your ears and eyes are far beyond ordinary people, even if you are separated by a distance, you can see clearly in the dim light, the policewoman just now is definitely one of the most beautiful women you have ever seen, and she is heroic, there is no charm, especially the round and beautiful buttocks that are tightly subdued, is that the legendary peach buttocks......

After a long time with Lulu, the female hooligans, you have not only become more colorful, but also more and more professional, what water drops, hemispheres, peaches, full moons, 36D, 38F...... You can name one, two, three.

You shook your head, put down the peach for the time being, and took out the 2,000 yuan of stolen money, "I shouldn't be guilty of a crime, it was those two thieves who stole things, and I just snatched it from them...... No, I received my performance bonus for fighting crime, don't police and security guards have salary bonuses? Well, that's my bonus! "After figuring out this truth, you are satisfied with the two thousand yuan.

With this way, you are not in a hurry to go back, just run round and round on the road, pick a remote and dark road to walk, and see if you can still meet a few dead mice, it is really short of money.

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After wandering around for more than half a month, you haven't been able to make up enough 10,000 "bonuses", and can't help but sigh, catching thieves is really not a simple job, social security is really good, in fact, the main thing is that thieves are rarely able to steal much cash, you don't want stolen goods, first, this is criminal evidence, second, he has no place to sell stolen goods, and the most important thing is that you stubbornly believe that it is reasonable and legal to collect "bonuses", and it is excessive and improper to sell stolen goods.

Xia Rou and Xiaoxue were well prepared, and the location was chosen on a small square one street away from their residence, which became the territory of the night snack vendors after the daily square dance session, and set up two circles of simple tents along the fountain in the middle and the street outside, which was lively and not cluttered. Because it was still early in the peak season, Lulu easily helped Xia Rou get a good stall.

On the first day of opening, Xia Rou and Xiaoxue were so busy that they were dizzy, on the one hand, they were not very skilled, on the other hand, their business was too good, the four tables were full, and there were people waiting in line, after all, the supper stalls set up by these two beauties were really rare, and it was worth it to buy a seat and sit and watch without eating supper!

You were also busy ordering, moving drinks, and tidying up the table until after 12 o'clock, when a table was vacated. You think that if you follow this format, you will have to hire someone to help you expand the venue tomorrow.

"Bang dang!" A sound behind you interrupted your train of thought, and when you turned around, a leather-clad man stared at you with a fierce face, and a stainless steel plate containing vegetables was still dangling in circles on the table.

"What's the matter?" You know at a glance that you are finding fault, and you don't bother to pretend to be polite.

"What's the matter?" The leather-clad man pointed to a plate of beef on the table that was still half left, "Your dish is not clean!" Lao Tzu just ate a fly! ”

"Flies?" It's still a little cold at night this season, and there are so many flies, you ask, "Where are they?" ”

"I've eaten the paralysis, where do you say?"

"And how do you know you're eating a fly? Maybe it's chopped green onions. "It's funny what flies taste like, you can eat them.

"Can I not eat the green onions?" The man in leather is strong and reasonable.

Xia Rou came over and pulled you behind her, she was afraid of your temper, "I'm sorry, no matter what, I'll give you a free order for this plate of beef, or serve it again, okay." ”

"This plate of beef is over for free?" The leather-clothed man knocked on several other plates with chopsticks, "I may have eaten flies in these dishes, and I suspect that you are selling problematic beef, otherwise you can show me the quarantine certificate?" ”

Only those who sell beef in the vegetable market need a quarantine certificate, which restaurant has a quarantine certificate? This is obviously deliberately finding fault, you can't help it, "Don't chirp here, don't you want to eat the overlord meal?" ”

"Hey!" The leather-clad man stood up and stared at you, "What's the matter with Lao Tzu eating your overlord meal?" ”

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