The second leg of the Champions League semi-finals came in the blink of an eye just a few days after Kaka's birthday, with Dort and Manchester United starting the first round, and the second leg reversed, with Real Madrid returning home to face the visiting Bayern Munich. With the Manchester United game just around the next day, Leander couldn't have gone to the Bernabeu to feel the atmosphere of the life-and-death match, and he was watching live TV and Facebook at home with Kaka.

The Reds were under no pressure because of the good win in the previous game, and the day before the game, Ferguson gave the players a day off to relax and watch another game to get a feel for it...... You can do some training on your own, but you are never allowed to go out and fool around, if you get caught, I'm sorry, there are no conditions to talk about, just wait to be cleaned up.

This kind of chaotic waste of body before the key game is very disgusting, too unethical, even if Ferguson refrigerates this kind of player, others will not say anything, the rules are here, if you want to challenge, be conscious.

Leander and Kaka felt very good, Rooney was originally a mess around, because there were two clean friends on the side, which made him noble, and suddenly he felt that he was too bastard before, sorry for his wife and sorry for himself.

Listening to the Spanish media, even Ronaldo has learned well.

In the past year, there has been very little lace news, and occasionally a beautiful woman who was invited to the show as a spokesperson chatted with a beautiful woman in the fashion circle, no girlfriend, no messy queue, it seems that the whole person has matured after breaking up with Yelena, and there is a sense of amazement of transformation.

Tong Guò Ronaldo cited that Marca asked the players to learn from him, and after not messing around, Ronaldo is more focused on football, and he feels that his condition is even better than before, and he is in full swing. From the experience and state of Kaka and Ronaldo in the past year, the media concluded that Leander is simply the agent of the FFF team in the football circle, and the stars around him will thrive as long as the relationship is not going well.

The majority of fans don't believe it!

Isn't there Rooney? Where did you put our fat boss? The people's table is excellent, and the family is very happy.

In fact, it's not an accident, Rooney didn't break off with his warblers and Yanyan, and now he is concentrating on guarding his wife to live, and he has no other ideas.

Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, and good is great.

After the style of life is corrected, Rooney's evaluation is much higher than before, and Leander is known as the clear stream of English football, not only with his noble character, but also guides his friends to learn well when everyone is good.

Rooney has tasted the sweetness and suffered hardships, and he felt that he couldn't quit before, and it was okay to make up his mind, especially when he had been with Leander and Kaka for a long time, and he went home directly after separation, and he didn't have time to make those messy things.

It's not easy for the star's wife, Colleen's patience is still good, she felt that she couldn't live anymore, and she only figured out the truth when she saw her husband learn well, Wayne's friends are all virtuous with him, and it's even more difficult to get together, so he has done so many things, and now he meets Leander and Kaka. Leander thinks about making money with the championship all day long, Kaka doesn't talk about it, his life style is very good, he learns from others, and he learns from dogs, and this time he has changed.

The two happily sat together to watch the game, and Kaye sat in his father's arms, at which time the players of both sides were already warming up, and the game was about to start. The Bernabeu was pure white today, with only a small group of Bayern colors on the side of the away stands, and Real Madrid dominated the home stadium and won a little before the game even started.

Rooney took a selfie with his wife and son, showed off his happiness fiercely, and asked everyone what they were doing, did they watch the game? Leander swiped him and followed the trend, taking a selfie with Kaka and their Luca.

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The three pictures, including a group photo, a picture of the TV screen in front of it, and a fruit plate, hamburger, fried chicken thighs, fried anchovy shrimp and the like in front of you, look very rich.

The fans on the European side are okay, after all, it is only around 6 pm, and the game has not started yet, so there is time to order takeout.

It's miserable on the Asian side, it's more than two o'clock in the morning, and you can only do it yourself in the middle of the night.

Witty Chinese fans followed the trend and dried eight eggs - [It's been ready for a long time, look at me!] ]

From here, the style of painting becomes very magical, with starling eggs in the front, steamed sweet potatoes in the back, microwave popcorn in the stall, and pickled chicken heels to come...... Fans are sharing the food in front of them, even Wowotou.

Leander did evil again, and after sharing the mouth-watering food, about five minutes later, he was still nibbling on the chicken leg when his phone rang.

My mom is calling!

What's going on?

Is it for him to make his position clear, draw a line with the whole Real Madrid team, and not cheer for future opponents?

Before picking up the phone, Leander had done a good job of psychological construction, and as soon as he answered it, he crackled and talked non-stop.

"Lord See! I have a very upright position, I didn't collaborate with the enemy and betray the country, so I almost knelt down and begged my ancestors to bless them and let them carry them for a few afternoons, really! You trust me! ”

“……”

Ferguson paused for a long time before he said, "Throw your food into the trash can, and take a picture of me when you're done." ”

If you don't stare at him for a day, you will mess around.

Can you eat those fried foods as you like?

Σ(°△°|||) _forgot this!_ it!!

Leander reacted quickly enough, he immediately changed his tone, saying that tomorrow is the game, you must keep a good mood today, if you throw these into the trash, what if tomorrow is too sad to be energetic?

Anyway, it's a five-goal lead, you don't have you as well, the lord has a very firm position, where can Leander's little arm be twisted over his thigh? He thought about it and agreed to Ferguson's proposal, found a clean bucket, put a thick crisper bag over it, and threw a few fried foods into it next to each other, as messy as possible to look as if they had actually been poured in.

He wasted a lot of effort to take a photo, and was about to send it, when he found Kaka walking out with the bucket, and thought he was going to load it, but Kaka walked all the way to the gate.

"What to do? Do what? What are you doing? ”

"I haven't eaten two bites yet, I bought it for hundreds of dollars!"

Kaka paused, turned to look at Leander, and smiled with white teeth.

"The lord just called me and said that when you are ready, take it out of the trash can and take it out, this task must be completed."

With that, he walked away again......

Gone again......

Finish......

Mom in another world, your son is so miserable, he can't live anymore!

Can the monkey run out of the palm of the Buddha?

Isn't this planted?

Leander was so grief-stricken that he angrily appeared on Facebook and cried to fans all over the world, saying that the lord was too much, he forced people to waste food, he ruined people's mood to watch the game, and he didn't live anymore! Strike! Must strike!

This nature is a bit strict.

The fans were scared.

[What's going on with my husband?] If you have something to say, it's good to say! What kind of work is it to strike? ]

There are always smart people among the tens of millions of fans, and they guessed what was going on: [Is it that Tai Yu Se was caught by the lord and asked you to write a check?] ]

Big Sam used to like to let him write the check, and Leander secretly helped the fans a lot, and this good habit continues to this day, Ferguson first asked him to write the check and then punished something else, training and so on.

Could it be that he can't watch the game after eating and drinking, and he will go to training?

Fans underestimate Leander too much.

If he eats it, it doesn't matter if he watches the game or not, he will be punished, the key is that he only bites a few bites!! were all poured out by good friends who lived together!!

No, he said that it was not wasted, and that the bag was given to the homeless man on the street outside, so that he could eat his fill......

Leander thought to herself: Do you think I look like such a kind person?

What he said was, "It's good that there's no waste!" ”

This is the cowardice of walking!

The fans were still indignant at the beginning, and after guessing it, they felt sorry for him, it was so distressed, the evil doesn't suppress the right, hey, the lord will clean him up in minutes! But he got sè!

Later, Kaka was also updated.

Kaka: About five minutes after Andel posted the photo, the lord called, I didn't hear what he said, and after answering the phone, Andel happily poured the fried chicken thighs and fried anchovies into a thick safety bag, found a clean cane, and took a photo. While he was busy with this, I also received a call from the lord, saying that Andel had promised not to eat it, and that he would dispose of the unnutritious food, and that I should help him take out the contents of the bucket and pour it out. It was too wasteful to throw it away, so I gave that big bag to the homeless people on the street outside, and it was still hot! Because of this, Andel looked at me aggrievedly for several minutes. ……

This news of revealing the truth and apologizing to Leander has been turned by fans countless times, and when it unfolds casually, it is magical.

Hahahahaha!

Hahahahahahaha!

My mom, laughing and crying!

Our husband is so witty, but the ultimate *oss is a lord!

Sample~!

After laughing, the brother who shared the food with him poked his head out again.

[Not as good as my eight eggs!] At least I'm nourishing! ]

Leander gritted his teeth when he saw this, and he didn't see any eggs after eating so many eggs!

Also, he just got the hot family bucket, which makes people drool when he looks at it, and the fans still ask him if he wants to eat it?

I want to kill you, bastard!

When the fans teased Leander, friends in the football circle also laughed like crazy, they forwarded and shared what they had prepared, and comforted Leander and said don't cry! Don't eat that junk food!

Especially Real Madrid fans, they still remember the chicken leg curse, Leander said when he was a guest at Sky Sports, once he watched a game of Real Madrid, the opponent scored a goal as soon as he nibbled on the chicken leg, the scene became very stale, and as soon as he stopped, Real Madrid turned the situation back. At first, he didn't believe in evil, but after a few more times, he finally believed it, found a crisper and put the chicken thighs in the refrigerator, and sure enough, Real Madrid won the game and won the counterattack.

Leander felt that he had lost a lot, and the fried food would soften directly after it was put into the refrigerator, and the microwave oven could not save it, and the taste plummeted.

He still complained for a while, because after more than a year, he forgot about it, but the fans still remember that Real Madrid fans lined up to thank Sir Alex Ferguson for his help.

Ferguson:......

One qiē is all under control!

Of course, the best one to reach the final is Real Madrid, and no one knows Ronaldo better than Alex Ferguson. More importantly, if it is Bayern who advances, Bayern is fighting at home, and there will be a great bonus in terms of momentum, and it is easy to open up the situation with this wind, or Real Madrid is better, if they are urgent, the situation is five or five, no one will take advantage of this, and the game depends on their ability.

Leander is aggrieved alone, a lot of people are praising the lord, saying that he is wise and wise, saying that football needs such an excellent coach, he is not only capable, but also has high morality, he is simply a model for coaches all over the world, an example for young people to learn, and a veritable godfather of the Premier League! Such an excellent coach can fight for another ten years, what kind of retirement, if he retires, it will be a loss for football! Huge loss!

Real Madrid fans spoke so eloquently that everyone who knew the truth was laughing like crazy.

Bayern is a little far away from the Premier League, and most fans still don't understand the situation, and they are inexplicably watching the movement on the Internet.

What does Leander eat have to do with Real Madrid?

Are you all crazy?

Can you watch the game well?

It's crazy, such a crucial game, the last round was still 2:2, of course the fans hope that there are no omissions in all links, and everything is perfect. The development of this game is the same as they hoped, and I don't know if it is because the Bernabeu home buff is strong, or because Bayern this season is not as strong as before, or Real Madrid's stars are in full swing! From the beginning of the game, the situation was in their favor, the offensive end was impressive, and the most happy thing for the fans was that Cassie was in excellent form today, he had four or five saves in the first half, and his form was unstoppable.

Looking at this situation, God is on Real Madrid's side.

In the forty-five minutes of the first half, they quickly opened the score and returned to the locker room with 3:1, and Bayern also fiercely played for a while in the second half, unable to stop Ronaldo's brave play, which is simply a table against the sky.

From 3:1 to 3:2, the score was once very close, and then widened in a very short time.

At the end of the game, Real Madrid was 5-2 at home and 7-4 on aggregate, and they got the first ticket to the Champions League final.

At the end of the 80 minutes, the fans felt bad, they might have to lose the chance to win the championship at home, let alone win the championship, and it felt like even the qualification for the final was getting farther and farther away.

And you said you don't listen! The male god only has a spell on him, although he doesn't believe it himself, but how can it be so coincidental? Forget it once, twice and three times! Whatever he says is what he says, and he is unlucky when he eats chicken legs Real Madrid!

Even if it's a coincidence!

Such a coincidence is enough to make fans superstitious.

[Quit junk food!] Don't eat it in the future, I'm so convinced! ]

[Quit and quit, don't quit and don't quit is not a person!] ]

Ronaldo achieved the goal of the big four, and he previously felt that the Champions League scorers were on the list, and he must be Leander's first, and the golden boot did not have to run, but now he finds that there is still suspense, and he can't be too arbitrary.

All together will be revealed in the final.

Ronaldo was very involved in the game, and he didn't know what happened off the field, nor did he know that his daughter-in-law almost cheated him.

If it was a joke before, this time there is another spell in football.

Leander's chicken leg curse, officially certified by Bayern.

After getting this ticket, Ronaldo was so happy that he first went to the post-match celebration with his teammates, had a good meal, thanked the fans for their support on Facebook and Twitter, and spoke with Leander on the phone when he returned.

"I'm in the cut!"

"Watch me in the final and don't clean you up!"

"The champion is ours!"

Leander didn't pay attention to him at all, he seemed to have fallen into the second low point of his career, the lord was too bad! Cohabiting friends are too bad! Pit him! Even the whole fan is watching the joke!

Strike! Say strike, strike!

Leander yelled so loudly that he arrived at Old Trafford the next day in good spirits.

Although they have won a 5-0 game, Manchester United will not be able to let go of this game, because the opponent is Dort, Shinji Kagawa watching the game on the TV, and Klopp talking nonsense in the post-match press conference, they are all expecting a miracle to happen and want to turn the game away.

Actually, it's understandable that the coach can say anything ruthless, and after losing by a big score, you have to find a reason, you can't say that we can't win, we can't win, which is very demoralizing.

Understanding is understanding, Chinese fans have said it, educate him! Teach him to be a man!