Chapter 25: The Magic Weapon of Dialogue
"Gentle, this is really a ghost handprint, I'm done, I'm going to die, woo woo woo woo ......" Ye Ruobing cried sadly.
Zhen Wenrou is also out of luck, if you want to say that the handprint before was made by Qin Yu, then how to explain this later? Qin Yu was by her side, so she didn't have a chance to do it at all? But he is the only man in the family, and he can't get rid of it no matter how he thinks about it.
"Qin Yu, do you know how to get rid of this thing?" Zhen asked in a deep voice. Now is not the time to find out who got the handprint, the key is to see how you can get it off.
Qin Yu walked over, looked at it carefully, rubbed his hands together, and nodded solemnly: "I know, but it's a little difficult." ”
Ye Ruobing can still care about being shy, in her eyes, Qin Yu is a life-saving straw, let alone looking at it, it doesn't matter if she touches it, as long as she can get rid of this ghost handprint, she can sleep with him.
Hearing Qin Yu say that she could get rid of it, she immediately hugged Qin Yu's arm and said in surprise: "Really? Can you really crack this ghost handprint? ”
She was sure that she had hit the evil spirit, and she didn't suspect Qin Yu at all. But the bystanders were clear, but Zhen Wenrou became more and more suspicious that it was Qin Yu's hands and feet. It seems that he came downstairs a little late this morning......
"I can break it, but I don't have time." Qin Yu was embarrassed: "I have to pack up my things and move, and I have to go to find a house, otherwise, you wait for a few days, and when I find a house and settle down, I will crack it for you." ”
"Huh? That...... So when will you find a house? Ye Ruobing asked worriedly.
"This maybe, it's hard to find a house now, and I don't have any money......"
"Then don't go and stay here." Ye Ruobing was about to cry: "As long as you help me get rid of this ghostly thing, you can live as long as you want." ”
Qin Yu looked embarrassed: "This ...... Not okay? It's not that I can't find a house, and it's not very convenient to live with you two beautiful women. ”
"Convenient, what's inconvenient." Ye Ruobing grabbed Qin Yu's arm and didn't let go, as if he was afraid that he would run away.
Zhen Wenrou was speechless for a while, isn't it convenient, you don't even wear clothes, you are just being looked at like this, and you are dragging people to death, for fear that people will not look like it.
Qin Yu was a little tempted, but he still hesitated: "Forget it, you still made an appointment with me yesterday for three chapters......
Ye Ruobing said pitifully: "In the future, I will do the housework, I will cook the meals, and I will wash the clothes, where do you like to go in this family, I don't care if you don't wear clothes, it's always okay, right?" ”
"That'...... All right? ”
Qin Yu was still pretending, Zhen Wenrou couldn't stand it anymore, and glared: "Don't kick your nose in your face, it's numb, get rid of your handprint." ”
She figured it out, this was Qin Yu's purpose, just to live in this house, and even to get addicted to it. Ye Ruobing's chest is not small, it is 36D, round and straight, round and jade, it is estimated that he has also touched it, otherwise how could there be a handprint? You bastard, Lust-Embryo, I'll settle accounts with you later!
"Ahem!" Qin Yu coughed, put out the master's score, shook his head and said: "The ghost handprint belongs to yin, and ordinary water can't wash it off, you must use something yang to dissolve the yin qi of the handprint, so as to crack this ghost handprint." ”
Ye Ruobing nodded again and again when she heard this, she became more confident in Qin Yu, and hurriedly asked, "What is the yang thing?" It won't be ......"
Ye Ruobing's eyes fell below Qin Yu, and his face couldn't help but turn red.
Qin Yu shivered excitedly, didn't dare to look at Zhen Wenrou's murderous gaze, and hurriedly said: "Don't think about it, I'm talking about the blood of the red rooster, apply it to the black handprint while it's hot, and then you can rub it off." ”
Zhen said softly and coldly: "I'm going to buy it, what else do I need?" ”
"No need...... By the way, pick a big one with a lot of meat and buy it, and I'll stew chicken soup for you at night. ”
It didn't take long for Zhen Wenrou to buy the big red rooster back, Qin Yu took it to the kitchen to bleed, took a big bowl, didn't give it to Ye Ruobing, took a small bowl and poured out a little, served it to Zhen Wenrou, and advised: "You must rub it hard while it's hot." ”
Zhen gently glanced at him and said coldly, "Why don't you come?" ”
"I'm a man, it's inconvenient, so it's better for you to come." Qin Yu said seriously. He wanted to do it himself, but Zhen Wenrou was watching here, so he had to chop him alive? Alas, what a great opportunity, it's a pity.
"Humph!" Zhen Wenrou took the chicken blood and quickly walked into the bathroom, and after a while, Ye Ruobing's surprise cry came from inside: "It's gone, the black handprint is really washed off, it's too godly...... Qin Yu, come and take a look, it's really gone......"
"Sit down, are you addicted to being watched by men?"
"Oh, I'm sorry for being gentle, I forgot that he was your boyfriend, I will definitely pay attention in the future and never let him see it again."
"He's not my boyfriend."
"Angry? I don't want to show him, but what can I do? By the way, what does Qin Yu do? There are so many of them, and they can even be cured of evil spirits, which is really powerful. ”
"Ye Ruobing, are you a nymphomaniac disease? He...... He's a big liar. ”
"Okay, okay, he's a liar, I promise to keep my distance from him, right? Give me another rub ...... here."
It was almost time for school to end, and a Hummer stopped at the gate of Sangao.
"Gentle, are you really not waiting for me?" Qin Yu pushed the car door and asked.
Zhen Wen kept a straight face and said coldly: "Get out of the car!" ”
"Okay, I confess, I made the black handprint on Ye Ruobing's body, but I also made this decision so that I could live with you. Come to think of it, if I don't get her right, she's going to have to trouble me all day, thinking about getting rid of me all day. ”
Qin Yu was sad and helpless, and said aggrievedly: "I have no relatives now, Xueqi's wife doesn't want me, and you don't want me here, so I have to sleep on the streets." Yes, I admit that I went too far, but what can I do? She broke into the bathroom herself, and if I didn't, she'd have to take advantage of the problem and get rid of me.
"So you just pretended to do it, so that Sister Ruobing thought it was really a ghost, and made two black handprints, you touched it very coolly."
"It's okay......"
"Get out of the car!"
Why did you tell the truth?
Qin Yu was kicked out of the car, and Zhen Wenrou drove away. And at this time, the school was also over, and Qin Yu was standing at the school gate, waiting for Qiao Xueqi and Yang Tianzhen.
It's all done by Yang Tianzhen, a stinky girl, if she hadn't pleaded with her, how could she have angered Qiao Xueqi and offended Zhen Wenrou? It was supposed to be fine on both sides, but it turned out to be all messed up. Dead Nizi, it's not good to pit anyone, it's a pit brother-in-law, today I have to pump her ass into eight petals, and it's not good for anyone to plead.
After waiting for a long time, they didn't see Qiao Xueqi and Yang Tianzhen come out, Qin Yu was a little puzzled, why didn't their car come out when they were in the parking lot? I wanted to go in and find it, but I was afraid that I would miss it, anyway, they would definitely have to take the car home, so I didn't believe they wouldn't come out.
At this time, a tall girl walked out surrounded by several boys, and when she saw Qin Yu at the door, her footsteps paused slightly and walked towards him.
"I thought you didn't dare to go home, so you were so scared that you hid." Qin Mi glanced at him and snorted, "Come home with me." ”
"I don't have time, I'll wait for someone." Qin Yu didn't bother to take care of her, she couldn't sleep well tonight, she had to beat Yang Tianzhen, otherwise she would have to do it in the future?
"Wait for someone? Okay, I'll wait with you. Qin Mi stepped aside, took out his mobile phone and played, but his eyes peeked at him from time to time, and he always felt that this big brother was a little different from before. But what is the difference, but I can't say it, it always feels weird.
Suddenly, Cheng Yifei ran over and said with a smile on his face: "Qin Shao, do you have time at night, how about going out for two drinks together?" I'll make amends for you and save face, right? ”
"I'll give you face? Who gives me face? Qin Yu was very unhappy, and said impatiently: "Hurry up and give it to me, Lao Tzu is very angry today, don't talk about using you as a punching bag." ”
Cheng Yifei was indignant and said loudly: "Who is so short-sighted that he dares to make Qin Shao angry?" Qin Shao, you dissipate your anger, you still need to take action in person for this little matter, just leave it to me, let's go drink first, and I'll let my little brother send the person you want over in a while, and let you deal with it. By the way, who are you looking for? ”
"Yang Tianzhen!"
"It's easy to say, isn't it just Yang Tian'......" Cheng Yifei's face changed suddenly, and he lost his voice: "Who?" Yang Tianzhen? She...... Isn't she your sister-in-law? ”
"What's wrong with my sister-in-law? If you don't obey, you have to clean up. ”
"This ...... I won't be involved in your family affairs, so let's get back tomorrow night, what do you think? ”
"We'll talk about it tomorrow."
"Okay, then I'll go first, Qin Shao, you wait slowly." Cheng Yifei hurriedly flashed, this Qin Yu is really angry today, even his sister-in-law is not used to it, it is better to make less trouble. Moreover, who is Yang Tianzhen? That little demon girl, whoever gets involved is unlucky, it must be right to stay away from them.
As soon as Cheng Yifei left, a brand-new Ferrari stopped in front of Qin Yu, Yang Tianzhen poked his head out of the car window, beckoned to Qin Yu, and shouted, "Brother-in-law, come here." ”
I dare to be so arrogant? I'm sorry for her big boobs if I don't teach her.
Qin Yu strode over, but saw the co-pilot walk out of a girl, cold and noble, without even looking at Qin Yu, and walked straight to the beetle in the parking lot. It was Qiao Xueqi.
It seems that the anger has not subsided. Alas! All the previous efforts were in vain.
"Brother-in-law, this is the phone I bought for you, see if you like it?" Yang Tianzhen took out the latest Apple mobile phone and stuffed it into Qin Yu's hand.
What is the magic weapon for recording images? Qin Yu was immediately happy, and fiddled with it with joy, but he couldn't use it. Suddenly, a woman's sweet singing voice suddenly came from the phone, which frightened Qin Yu and almost threw the phone out.
"With one swipe, we'll be able to talk." Yang Tianzhen taught him to answer the mobile phone, and then said into his mobile phone: "How is it, do you hear it?" ”