Chapter 444: Liu Xing's Little Trick
Liu Xing patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, okay, don't slander the county leaders here anymore, immediately notify Lin Fang of Linshui Village of the results, and let her do her best to build this recuperation village, fully cooperate with Happy Village, and strive to take off the poverty hat this year!" ”
Deputy Township Chief Tian nodded with questions and said, "Okay, I'll do it!" However, Zhang Erniu is in your office now, he is a big fat sheep now, how much meat can be cut from him, it depends on your ability as a township chief! ”
Liu Xing laughed and said, "Do you still need to say this?" I can't let him go anymore if I say anything today! However, I still need your cooperation......" said and glanced at Deputy Township Chief Tian, leaned into his ear and whispered a few words, Deputy Township Chief Tian showed a helpless expression, pointed at Liu Xing and said: "You, it's really fun!" ”
Liu Xing urged: "Don't talk nonsense, you just do what I say!" ”
After saying that, he walked quickly into the office. Just fall in love with Lewen. lw0。
The secretary of the township chief was chatting with Zhang Erniu, which made Zhang Erniu feel a little flattered.
This was unimaginable before.
But I can't blame others, who made him cry poor or ask for money every time he came? Even if a person with a good temper sees him, he can't have a good face to show him.
"How long will it take for the township chief to come back? I've got a lot of things to do at home! ”
Zhang Erniu frequently looked at the watch on his wrist and asked anxiously.
The secretary coughed and said, "Village Chief Zhang, I know you're busy, but the township chief is not an idler?" He's gone to the president now, so he's probably going to be back soon. ”
"Hey, how can you talk to Village Chief Zhang like this, people are now millions of people a minute. Time is naturally more expensive than the gold of my little village chief! Liu Xing walked in from outside with a smile on his face.
Zhang Erniu hurriedly stood up and said, "Look at what the township chief said, how can it!" ”
Liu Xing pressed Erniu back into the chair, glared back at the secretary and asked, "How did you do it, although the township government's finances are very difficult." But a cup of tea can always be served, right? Why didn't you even make tea for Village Chief Zhang? ”
The secretary only thought about how to keep Zhang Erniu. I forgot to pour the tea stubble, and hurriedly said, "That...... I'll go soak right away! ”
Liu Xing waved his hand and said, "No need, I have already asked Deputy Township Chief Tian to brew my best tea." Just a little bit! ”
Zhang Erniu smiled honestly: "No need, just give a sip of boiled water!" ”
Liu Xing shook his head and said, "Hey, Erniu, you are different now, you are no longer the head of a poor village." It's the head of a large group. Since then, it has represented the image of our entire township everywhere, and we must not be sloppy! ”
Liu Xing whispered to the secretary as he spoke, and the secretary couldn't laugh or cry, and muttered in his heart: "It's too inferior, what trick do you want to use again?" ”
Liu Xing cleared his throat, glanced at the secretary and shouted, "Why are you still here?" Didn't I tell you all about it? The toilet light is broken, you go to fix it, if someone is blind in the toilet and something happens, can you take it? ”
The secretary made a helpless and painful look on his face and said, "Township Chief, I'm going to see it!" It's the bulb that's broken. Just change the light bulb! ”
"Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and change!"
Liu Xing waved his hand as if chasing flies.
The secretary's expression was even more sad, and he said, "But...... But what about money? How can I change it if I don't have any money? ”
"I said you can really do it, and a light bulb has to deal with me? Okay, okay, you go to change it first, and I'll reimburse you for it with the invoice in a while! Liu Xing said impatiently.
The secretary said with a bitter face: "A light bulb for one dollar, how can there be an invoice!" Besides, you always said that I would be reimbursed, but now I have a mountain of invoices there, and I haven't seen you report them. ”
Liu Xing's face became gloomy for a while, and he sighed with helplessness and sadness: "I can't help it!" The township is poor, and I can't come up with the money......"
Zhang Erniu finally couldn't stand it anymore, coughed a few times and said, "The light bulb in the toilet has broken no less than eight times, right?" It's also strange, when I came to the township to ask for money in the past, I came once, and the light bulb broke once, which was like human nature. What, it's broken again today? The trick was revealed, a trace of embarrassment flashed across Liu Xing's face, and he smiled wryly: "Could it be that I have already used this trick on you eight times?" I really don't know it, but I'm shocked when I say it! ”
Zhang Erniu shook his head and cried and said: "So, in the future, the township chief will still have to use his brains more and come up with some new ideas!" ”
"Township Chief, good tea is here!"
When Liu Xing was embarrassed, Deputy Township Chief Tian walked in with a teacup.
"Come, tea! This is a good tea that I have hidden for many years, and if you hadn't come today, I would have been reluctant to take it out and drink it! ”
Liu Xing said in an exaggerated voice.
Zhang Erniu pouted and said, "Okay, township chief, don't act anymore."
If you drink too much of these tea leaves, you will have diarrhea. Good guy, it's better than laxatives, I'll go back to laxatives once I drink it! A long time ago, I made up my mind that even if I was thirsty to death, I would never touch your 'good tea'! ”
Liu Xing listened to Erniu's words, and almost didn't squirt out the tea he drank in his mouth again, and asked with a sigh: "Is it ...... Did I use this trick on you too? ”
Erniu nodded very seriously and said, "If I remember to kill the mistake, I have already pulled my stomach twelve times, which means that you have used it on my body a total of twelve times, you are really ruthless!" ”
Liu Xing was so embarrassed that he was about to cry, glared at his secretary and deputy head of Hetian, and shouted: "What's the matter, one is my deputy and the other is my secretary, and they didn't even remind me, causing me to lose face in front of Village Chief Zhang!" ”
Deputy Township Chief Tian and the secretary looked at each other and smiled bitterly, and the secretary said: "Township Chief, it makes me sad that you say this, I have reminded you at least eight times on this issue, but I didn't expect that you seem to have a soft spot for these two methods, and it is in vain for us to persuade you!" ”
"Township Chief, now the happy village no longer needs to reach out to the township to ask for money, I see, you don't have to toss the light bulb in the toilet anymore, and I don't have to drink this 'good tea' anymore? No way, I'm old. I can't afford to toss like this. ”
Erniu looked at Liu Xing pitifully and said, so that Liu Xing was so ashamed that he almost didn't find a crack to get into.
After sorting out the feelings, Liu Xing smiled helplessly: "Lao Zhang, I can't help it!" Who made me not have enough weight in your heart, and I can't compare to Lin Fang. I had no choice but to use a little trick! ”
Erniu was stunned and asked, "Why did the township chief say this?" ”
Liu Xing took the report from Linshui Village to Erniu. Said: "Good fellow! 200 acres of wasteland, 10 million oceans, you Zhang Erniu is not an ordinary generous! ”
Erniu couldn't help but laugh and said, "This ...... You can't let the old folks suffer! Besides. Didn't you tell me a thousand times, I want to be rich and not forget everyone, and lead the old and young masters of the whole township to get rich together! ”
Liu Xing looked at him with a smile and said slowly: "Then let me ask you, why are you so stingy with the township government." Take out 200,000 and send us away? ”
Erniu smiled bitterly and said: "I understand, you dare to call us to prepare to fight local tyrants and divide the fields!" ”
Liu Xing said with a smile: "Don't say it so ugly, the first rich drive the later to get rich, you are happy to get rich in the village, and it is also appropriate to support the construction of the township a little, right?" ”
Erniu nodded helplessly and said, "Then let's talk about it." How much does the township prepare? ”
Liu Xing stretched out a finger and shook it in front of Erniu, and Erniu said loudly: "One hundred thousand? That's fine! ”
Liu Xing was so angry that he almost didn't jump up, and said angrily: "You really treat us as asking for food? ”
Erniu frowned, and said in shock: "One million!?" Township Chief, isn't it a bit much......"
didn't wait for Erniu to finish. Liu Xing was already angry and roared: "What a million? At least you have to give 10 million to the township! ”
"One...... Ten million!? Erniu's head was foggy for a while, and he subconsciously took a few steps back, a little away from Liu Xing, and then said in shock: "I...... Did I hear me wrong? ”
Don't say it's Erniu, Deputy Township Chief Tian and the secretary never thought that Liu Xing's appetite was so big, and one mouth was 10 million, and they couldn't help but be stunned on the spot.
"What, having a hard time?" Liu Xing looked at Erniu with a smile and asked.
Erniu shook his head and said faintly: "It's not that there is a difficulty, it's impossible at all!" Township Chief, you must understand that although the headquarters of Longyu Group is located in Xingfu Village, and I am the village head of Xingfu Village, in fact, Longyu and Xingfu Village are two separate units, and I don't have the ability to get 10 million from Longyu Group to you! ”
Liu Xingdao: "Then give 10 million to Lin Fang!?" ”
Er Niu hurriedly said, "That's not for Lin Fang!" It was a joint project between Longyu Group and Linshui Village, but the money was in my hands. ”
"Alright! Village Chief Zhang, Zhang Caishen, don't fight with me Haha, I only learned today that the famous Li Xiaogang is actually your villager. The experts have estimated his worth, a hundred billion! Take out 10 million to support the construction of the township, isn't that a drop in the bucket? ”
Erniu said with a bitter face: "Then whose money is not blowing from the wind?" I can't give you a positive answer to this matter, at best, I can only talk to Li Xiaogang and do my best to convince him! ”
Liu Xingyin laughed a few times and said loudly: "Okay, then Comrade Zhang Erniu, now the organization will officially give you a glorious and arduous task, that is, to win 10 million investment for the township, which will be recorded in your political performance file!" ”
Erniu's brows furrowed, and he looked at Liu Xing and said dissatisfiedly: "Township Chief, you are too insidious, aren't you?" ”
Liu Xing didn't feel ashamed at all, but said with a loud smile: "In these years, how can you lead you 'people' if you are not insidious?" Also, I approved the cooperation project between your Happy Village and Linshui Village, and President Wang has also seen it......"
"President Wang also knows?" Erniu's heart was nervous.
Liu Xing glared at him and said, "Of course, such a big project, do you think you can hide it?" However, don't worry, President Wang can still distinguish between right and wrong, he also agreed to this project, and encouraged you to do your best to complete it and realize profits! ”
Erniu was relieved and said with a smile: "That's good, that's good......"
"Look at your little bit of interest! Don't think of leaders as a bunch of wine bags and rice bags. Take the report back, go and discuss with Lin Fang how to proceed, now your recuperation village is registered in the county, if you mess up, not only will you lose your black gauze hat, but even I have to take off my clothes and leave! ”
Erniu smiled innocently: "You can rest assured, as long as we want to do something in Happy Village, there is nothing that can't be done!" ”
Liu Xing smiled: "This sounds like a boost!" Okay, it's okay, you go back. ”
Erniu nodded to leave, and Liu Xing suddenly said, "Lao Zhang, how long has your wife been gone?" ”
Erniu was stunned for a moment, thought for a while and said, "It's been two years, right?" ”
Liu Xing sighed and said, "You are old and need someone to take care of you, so it's time to think about your own life." Take advantage of this opportunity for your cooperation with Linshui Village, and simply take Lin Fang down by the way! ”
Erniu's face turned red, and he said a little shyly: "Township Chief, you ...... What do you say? Before the development of Happy Village, I would not have considered these issues. ”
(To be continued.) (lw0。 ))