Chapter 222: The Dirty Golden Finger
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There will always be a difference in how much each person is willing to pay for their ideals.
Like Wang Yu, no matter how much he wants the original model of the reborn man, it is impossible to agree to make a bet on being a eunuch.
This kind of thing related to male physiology, which can be said to come from human instinct of self-preservation, generally occupies a very high position in his subconscious.
But the bodyguard agreed!
"Wait, will there be something similar to this one in the future, but there is no need for the palace?" The bodyguard suddenly showed a look of anticipation, "You help me take a look first." β
"It's gone." Wang Yu swept from beginning to end, and really didn't see a better candidate than this.
"Then it's no problem, just pick it." The bodyguard was a little sorry.
"But choose this, you're, hey, not a man anymore!" Wang Yu still wanted to persuade him, "And after you are reborn, this memory will disappear now, what will you think at that time?" You won't be angry and run away to commit suicide, right? β
"It's impossible, I'm most afraid of death, it's absolutely impossible to commit suicide." The bodyguard shook his head, "I'm sure I'll accept it then." That's it, I've decided! β
"Okay......" Wang Yu had no choice but to continue.
The next option is Goldfinger.
Wang Yu looked at it from top to bottom, and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his forehead.
These gold fingers are a little dirty......
The bodyguard urged, "What is a golden finger?" β
Wang Yu hesitated for a moment, after all, there were professional requirements, and he couldn't be perfunctory, so he had to read it out: "The first one is a super strong body...... In particular, the muscles are particularly well developed and belong to the level of Mr. Bodybuilder. β
The bodyguard rejoiced: "This is good! β
Wang Yu coughed lightly: "Cough, I haven't finished talking yet, this kind of golden finger has an attached limitation, that is, you will be especially loved by male compatriots......"
The bodyguard didn't care: "Everyone wants to be fit." It's normal for men to worship muscular men. β
Wang Yu said embarrassedly: "It's not worship, it's 'love'...... It's what many men like about you, and you'll be pursued by men all your life......"
The bodyguard was stunned and said, "Wait, listen to what it means." It seems like you mean ...... Will I be very popular with gays? β
Wang Yu heard him say it himself, and immediately nodded.
The bodyguard's eyes widened and he said categorically, "Next!" β
Wang Yu's face turned a little red: "The second one is a secret book, called "Double Huan Cultivation Tips". It's the kind of, ahem, the kind of joy Zen on TV, which can make people stronger when you practice, the kind of ...... that makes you a lama and a beautiful woman."
The bodyguard was stunned and said, "Am I not a eunuch?" How do you double cultivate? There's no way to talk to a woman about that......"
Wang Yu said embarrassedly: "No, you are not on the side of the lama in this relationship......
The bodyguard was stunned: "Which side does that belong to?" β
Wang Yu had no choice but to say: "You belong to the side of the beauty, that is, a lama and you double cultivate together......"
The bodyguard was shocked: "Next!" β
Wang Yu looked at the one below, and was really a little embarrassed to read it: "Forget the next one." Let's take a look at the next ......."
The bodyguard looked at his expression and immediately nodded wildly in understanding.
Wang Yu looked all the way, and when he saw the twelfth, his eyes finally lit up: "There is!" This one is ok! Goldfinger is super popular, and anyone who is not hostile to you will automatically increase their favorability towards you. Although it doesn't help you much, it can help you with a lot of noble people......"
The bodyguard shook his head without hesitation: "Don't!" I have to rely on myself, not on others! What's the point of relying on someone else's earned achievement? β
Wang Yu was stunned, so he had to look down again: "Next." It's a mindless body...... Hey? Can there be this? β
A heartless body, that is, a body without a heart, in other words, even if someone hits the chest hard. For example, if an ordinary person is stabbed in the chest and injured in the heart, he will basically die, but he will not have this problem, which means that there is one less possibility of a fatal injury.
"However, the price is that you will become a cold-blooded and ruthless person." Wang Yu read out the negative effects that followed.
"That's not going to work!" The bodyguard refused again, "If a person has no feelings, what else is he called?" Just call the machine qΓ¬ okay! β
"Okay. Then I'll continue. Wang Yu was also very repulsed by this negative effect, and looked down.
Just like that, I looked all the way down, until I saw the end of the candidate, and I still didn't find the right gold finger.
The bodyguard finally couldn't help it: "If you don't forget it, don't you want to do it?" β
Wang Yu shook his head directly: "No, there are regulations, you must have a golden finger." β
But seriously, the rebirth system is simply teasing this guy, and the goldfingers given are not good, like so many goldfingers with negative effects, Wang Yu himself is the first time to see them.
The bodyguard stayed for a while, and finally said helplessly: "Then I want that super popularity......"
Wang Yu agreed: "I also think this is better, although you will become a 'friend of women', but it is better than becoming a 'friend of men'......"
The bodyguard was stunned and said, "What 'Friends of Women'?" β
Wang Yu was also stunned: "I didn't tell you, are the nobles who helped you basically all women?" Because there are no men's physical characteristics, women are particularly relieved to be with you and see you as a girlfriend, so in the end, the world-famous women's magazine made you their best female partner of the year, which is the legendary 'Friend of Women'. β
The bodyguard was dumbfounded.
Wang Yu said cautiously: "Actually, I don't know how many men will envy you for this title, and you ...... too."
The bodyguard cut him off: "No! I'm a manly man......"
This time, it was Wang Yu's turn to cut off his words and interject to remind: "You will not be a man after you are reborn." β
The bodyguard was speechless.
After a while, he opened his mouth, and finally spit out a few words: "Then...... It's going to be done......"
Wang Yu secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
It's finally done! Otherwise, if he continues to be so entangled, he won't be able to be reborn until he gets off work!
***
Sending the bodyguard into the road of rebirth, Chen Feng was a little distracted for a while.
The other party's pursuit of ideals is so persistent that Cheng DΓΉ makes him jaw-dropping, which makes him think of his own ideals.
That is, there is no ideal.
Since he was a child, he has wanted a lot of things, but he really said that he "wanted" to get nothing.
If you reluctantly say one, it is probably to live well with your parents forever, but this doesn't seem to be an ideal, at most it's a wish.
The sound of the door opening came, and he turned his head to look, only to see the fat man walking out.
"Got it?" The fat man looked around, didn't see the bodyguard, and immediately guessed.
"Hmm. Fatty, what is your ideal? Wang Yu asked curiously.
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