Shui Ye is also a little expert in death, so he proposed a plan, don't you want to sign the jersey, then come to the competition, win a few balls and give you a few. Ronaldo kindly reminded him that Leander had an injury on his hand and it was inconvenient to fight, Ramos smiled, and went with his friends to pick up a few boxes of drinks, in fact, there are only two kinds, one is Coca-Cola endorsed by Ronaldo, and the other is mineral water without a brand, all of which are in small bottles of more than 300 ml.

They carried the drinks to the gate and piled them up, and then unbundled them and placed them on the lawn, with Coca-Cola on the left and mineral water on the right, separated by a certain distance in the middle.

Leander saw it in a fog, and only after listening to Ronaldo's explanation did he understand what was going on.

"They want to compare the accuracy of the shot with you, that is, kick the can, take two bottles because I am the spokesperson of Coca-Cola, as for them also endorse Pepsi, because of the contract restrictions, they can't promote the competitor in any way, this is a compromise."

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That's right, although the contract will not be so detailed, in order to avoid disputes, they would rather be troublesome, and there have been additional compensation for the termination of the contract for drinking other brands of drinks by mistake.

Because there are seven people in total, it is not easy to group them, so they set up a selection of one to take the camera with commentary, and said that the video will be uploaded directly without post-processing.

Are they all stars who have already become famous, or are they playing for a giant like Real Madrid, and they can't afford to lose? The stars swore that they would never regret it, and they regretted losing 30 million fans. They are all good friends, and they are daily pastimes, they are very relaxed, and they are not nervous about winning or losing. These guys came prepared, starting from Leander's popularity, they not only wondered about this kid's ability to grab headlines, but also wanted to see his skills with their own eyes.

Is it really that good to shoot at goal?

Isn't the air wave caused by the ball a special effect?

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Leander probably understands what these people think, because the dragon clan is like this, if you want to be a brother and brother with others, you can show your skills first, and even if you enter this circle by relying on nepotism, you can't mix, and no one can afford you. If it's better than dribbling, maybe he will be cowardly, Rooka Ka Ozil is first-class footwork, shooting, the dragon father proudly said that he will accompany him, isn't it just kicking the can!!

Of course, the midfielder of the game who is more accurate than the goal has to participate, the camera is selected from the three defenders, and it is Ramos who is drawn out, and the water master is not convinced, just when Pepe is hungry over there, he asks to give way, he is still chewing food in his mouth with a digital camera in one hand, and the dubbing commentary is vague.

"Okay, the grouping has come out, and he and his brain-dead fans haven't been able to get together, and his partners are Nemo and Kuki; Their opponents are Ricky, Maniac, and Donniereads. ”

Pepe had just said a word, and he was stopped.

"Forget that damn nickname! Be formal! Like a real narrator! ”

"You can just call me by my Christian name, or Ander."

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Pepe raised an eyebrow, "Then I'll explain again, the two teams were created by draw, Ronaldo partnered Ozil and Ramos, and their opponents were Kaka, Marcelo and Leandro Del Tang. Both sides are two in front and one behind, the grouping is fairly even, they are warming up nervously, and the war of the century is about to break out. ”

Coca-Cola and mineral water bottles are all set up, they can choose which one to kick at will according to the different brands they endorse, Leander was going to give the little kiwi to Dololes and let him watch the game on the sidelines, the little guy just didn't let go anyway, Pepe pointed the camera at them and urged them to chew food and said: "Non-related people, please leave the scene!" If you are not related, please leave the venue as much as possible! Mr. Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos you have been sent off with a red card, please leave immediately! ”

Little Kiwi couldn't remember his name, he grabbed Leander's clothes and didn't let go, Ronaldo couldn't coax him over, or Dololes had a way, went to turn over a baby carrier and tied it to Leander. She helped adjust the length and elasticity of the harness, and hung the little one on Leander's chest, this weight would not affect the dragon father, even if he let go, he was not afraid of falling, but the color was too pink!!

The big stars who witnessed the whole process were all laughing, and the first to break the credit was Marcelo, who put his hand on Ronaldo's shoulder and laughed and hurt his stomach: "My own son dislikes you, and you are too much of a failure!" ”

Shui Ye squeezed people aside expressionlessly, "It's not a group, don't come here!" Don't think we'll be merciful if you laugh twice, and tell you you you won't. You're waiting to lose your pants!! ”

Ozil smiled and shook his head, but Marcelo didn't agree: "You knew we were going to lose before we started?" Watch me show you a fancy lie down to win! It's enough to deal with you guys with Kaka and Andre!! ”

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Pepe is still very conscientious as a commentator, he tried not to laugh, and explained to the audience friends that this is a warm-up and trash talk with each other, because there is no physical confrontation, it won't take long, and the first Star Platoon Kicking Can Contest is about to start!

"What about the team name? You've got a team name! ”

Ronaldo immediately said: "Our name is CR7, or Coca-Cola." ”

Before he finished speaking, he was squeezed aside by Shui Ye: "You don't want to implant ads during leisure and entertainment time!" It's decided! Our name is S.M Club! ”

S: Sergio Ramos

M: Mesut Ozil

Club: Cristiano Ronaldo

Shui Ye, you are exposed!

not only exposed the heart of wanting to be the leading big brother, but also exposed his own taste!

This kind of team name is not suitable for Chinese news reports! Forget about other TV stations, this will be harmonious in CCTV Sports Station, it is still good to play mosaics, and it may directly become a "mouth club......

Pepe poofed, and then helped them clap the board.

"That's the S.M Club!" He looked to the other side, and the three of them were whispering something together, "Don't waste time, what about you?" Say the name of the team: reads;! ”

Kaka pinned his head to the side, Marcelo looked up at the sky, and Leander smiled and looked in the direction of the camera: "Our team name is relatively simple, without those fancy things, it's called the Universe Invincible Super Handsome Team!" Abbreviated as super handsome! ”

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Convex (艹)

The three people next door have already put their middle fingers in their hearts.

Vile! Shameless! Shameless!

What is the most basic moral bottom line of being a human being?

The most blood-vomiting thing is that Leander looks calm, he is not embarrassed, not at all! Kaka was shy, and he smiled shyly at the camera. As for Marcelo, he was glad that they persuaded Leander at the last moment, and the kid also said that they would pose together, and if they did, the jar would not need to be kicked, and the headlines would be right!

Pepe also gave Marcelo a special look when he heard the name, and his eyes were full of sympathy.

This team name is indeed full of slots, but only Marcelo can be used as a breakthrough to complain, who makes Kaka and Leander so handsome?

Dude, hold on, once this video is sent, the layout is all yours!!

It's a fart to be famous!!

"Okay, then call it the handsome guys!"

"The bottles have been set, the players on both sides have warmed up, and when we take out the scoreboard, the game will officially begin!" Said to be a scoreboard is actually a big open page book, Ronaldo's mother also found a marker pen to come out, first write down the name of the team, ready to tick the back to count the number of goals.

The first round is a fixed-point shot, three distances, each person is responsible for one, starting from the simplest, the first one needs to stand at a distance of ten meters to shoot, five chances, counting the number of bottles falling.

At this time, Pepe also ate almost, and he finally brought a wave of extremely explosive commentary, just because the explosiveness was too strong, Shui Ye shook it, and the first ball was waved! That's right, you read that right, the first person to play in the S.M club is Shui Ye! Although he has a heart for scoring, after all, it is the defender's leg!

"Sergio Ramos, a Spanish footballer who won the Big Ears Cup with Spain, is a mainstay of the Spanish national team and Real Madrid's backline! It's a defensive all-rounder! At the same time, he is also the best defender in La Liga! Today, Ramos will prove to fans around the world that he ...... "I was going to prove myself, but when it comes to this, the ball has been flying and has not touched the plastic bottle at all!" Because the five bottles are laid out at the same time, and they are half a meter apart, it stands to reason that it is relatively easy at first, and the more bottles that are poured, the more difficult it will be! Shui Ye's footwork is still good in the guard, but he was intimidated by Pepe.

After all, it is a mineral water bottle of more than 300 milliliters, which is probably only as high as two fists, and because of the close distance, the arc drawn by the ball cannot be too big, Ramos has already thought of a strategy, because the first wave of the ball flies, and the pressure suddenly increases! The most shameless thing is that Marcelo is still nodding on the side.

Shui Ye is the most motivated defender in our La Liga!!

The defenders are also dignified!

Let's take a look at the defender's footwork today!

The first one missed, the second one still missed, Ronaldo finally couldn't hold it back, and came to guide him in person, and the two muttered for a long time.

The only one who knew what they were talking about was Leander, Pepe wanted to get closer and listen, the two had already finished communicating, and I thought Ramos would prove himself with an earth-shattering shot, but I didn't expect him to question the format reads;! "We should come in one by one like a penalty, you're so boring!"

Pepe is really disgusted, and the pressure is not big enough, if Marcelo hits the first two hits, then you won't collapse instantly!

Thinking so in his heart, he still respects the opinions of the players.

"The S.M club proposed to the organizing committee to build yì, hoping to change the competition system, we think it makes sense, accept the construction yì, now substitution, please prepare the No. 1 scorer of the handsome guy's team, you now have two chances for the ball!"

Marcelo had five balls at his feet, and he placed them side by side along the 10-metre line, aiming them at the five bottles.

"The handsome team sent Marcelo, a footballer from Brazil, who played for Freu, Fluminense and now a player in the first team of Real Madrid! Like the No. 1 player in the S.M club, he is also a defender, good in attack and defense, excellent dribbling, good passing accuracy, and has a long-range shot! It seems that the handsome team has more ideas, he is not in a hurry to kick, but is adjusting the position of the ball! ”

"Okay, Marcelo is already on the spot, he's ready to shoot!!"

"Hit, hit! Hit the !! ”

After the first goal, he smiled defiantly, waiting for Sergio Ramos on the sidelines! The smell of gunpowder in the game is getting heavier and heavier, and I don't know if it will cause conflicts! ”

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If a conflict really breaks out, the first unlucky person must be the cheap commentary, you will be embarrassed, and the water master will be angry and kill you!!

Fortunately, Marcelo didn't hit the second goal, the accuracy was okay, the strength was not grasped, and it was high. Next, Ramos and Marcelo alternated on the field, and after the first period, the score between the S.M club and the handsome team was 2:3. Next up are Mesut Ozil and Kaka, Kaka took the initiative to ask, and he left the chance of the duel to Ronaldo and Leander! The ultimate PK of big-name stars and big-name brain-dead fans couldn't be more cute!

Kaka is so empathetic that the dragon father is very touched, and promises to win back the signed jersey, and when the time comes, there will be an extra card.

Embarrassment.

He didn't mention that others had forgotten the original intention of holding a can-kicking contest, it was really a dog that couldn't ♂ change eating, and a dragon couldn't change to make money.

Kaka wanted to say that I didn't need it, and it was too much to refuse other people's kindness so much, so he said that he would give Leander two more pieces of his own, if he didn't dislike it.

Abandon?? How can it be!!

Leander gave Kakakop with a serious face: "It's not me bragging, your popularity in China is high, and you're about to catch up with me!" ”

It's just that he is not convincing enough: "I will invite you to be a special guest for any next event, you will know how enthusiastic the fans are!" ”

Kaka smiled and nodded, and he thanked Leander. If this scene makes TV stations and magazines kneel when they see the cliff! Others have to make an appointment to invite Kaka to do anything, so he said it casually, and Kaka casually agreed!

At this time, Ozil was about to make a move, and the background board was two handsome guys of similar height and figure, if there was any shortcoming, that is, Leander hung a "kiwi" on his chest.