Chapter 5: Fart
Chapter 5
Fart!
The effect of the cold medicine seemed to be unexpectedly good, and when Ye Lin woke up the next morning, he felt refreshed and completely devoid of the groggy feeling he had the day before. Not only did his illness recover, but even Ling Xiao, who was still pale and hoarse yesterday, had a bit of ruddy blood on his face, and his voice had returned to the sweetness and softness that a young girl of this age should have, and she looked like a healthy sixteen-year-old girl.
"Your injuries healed?" Ye Lin was a little surprised.
"The internal injuries still need to be recuperated for a month to heal, but the daily routine is no longer hindered." The girl said, seeing his surprised expression on his face, as if she couldn't believe that her injuries could heal so quickly, she habitually raised her eyebrows slightly and raised her chin slightly, "My Wanhua medical skills are known to have the effect of life and death, and the medical saint who teaches medical skills in the valley is Master Sun Simiao, the king of medicine." It's just a few injuries, none of them are fatal, what is it to my Wanhua disciple? β
Even if more than a thousand years have passed, once the name Sun Simiao is mentioned, as long as people with a little common sense will feel like thunder. The surprise in Ye Lin's eyes was even worse, but when he saw the little girl's chin slightly raised and her face full of pride and arrogance, he didn't think she was arrogant and annoying at all, but felt that she seemed to be born like this, so dazzling that people couldn't take their eyes off it.
He suddenly remembered the slender, even a little lonely figure he saw lying on the window last night, and couldn't help but take another look at the girl in front of him with slightly raised eyebrows and a proud face, and he couldn't help but have a feeling of finally breathing a sigh of relief.
For the first time in his life, Ye Ershao sadly found out that he was a face control, and he was still a hopeless face control. Ye Lin sighed a little helplessly, and finally resigned himself to going to Zhang Luo for breakfast.
Not long after the two of them had breakfast, there was a knock on the door. Ye Lin went to open the door, only to remember that after getting off work on Friday, he called someone to repair the door lock of the guest room, and made an appointment on Sunday morning.
The master who repaired the door changed his shoe covers and came in, and he was stunned for a moment when he saw the clothes on Ling Xiao's body. But these years I like to wear anything, and here is notoriously high housing prices, and the residents are either rich or expensive, so he didn't dare to look at it more, so he quickly settled down and looked at the door lock seriously.
This is the first time that Ling Xiao has seen someone other than Ye Lin since he came, and he was very curious at this moment, so he couldn't help but widen his eyes and take a few more looks.
Even if she has experienced a tragic war, she is still a teenager in the end, not to mention looking at her appearance, she was probably very favored and grew up carefree in the division before the Anshi Rebellion. Ye Lin looked at her curious face on the side, and subconsciously stretched out his hand - as soon as the hand reached mid-air, it suddenly stopped, hesitated for a while, and finally quietly retracted it.
In the end, I still held back, and didn't dare to touch her head like a child - after all, this is not an ordinary, soft and cute little girl, this open mouth is going to kill.
"The lock cylinder inside this lock is broken, and it can't be repaired," the master who repaired the lock didn't notice the situation on the two sides, but just checked the door lock carefully, and then shook his head, "I can only change one lock." β
Ye Lin suddenly frowned slightly-the lock and doorknob of the door were connected, and once the lock was changed, it would have to be replaced entirely. When decorating, the door locks at home are custom-made, if you want to change the same, I don't know how long it will take, and I don't know if I am still free at that time......
"What locks do you have?" There was no way, Ye Lin could only frown and retreat, "Find something similar." β
The master who repaired the lock answered, lowered his head and rummaged in his bag, while introducing them one by one: "This one uses the most people, and it is cost-effective; This alloy material is a little better than the previous one, but the price is a little higher......"
As he was talking, the two of them suddenly heard a sound from the side that seemed to be fiddling with something, followed by a crisp "click". When the two of them heard the sound, they turned their heads to see that Ling Xiao was stuffing the tools back into his wide sleeves, and then reached out and turned the doorknob, nodded with satisfaction, and finally closed the door.
With a "click" on the latch as the door closed, the door closed tightly.
Ling Xiao looked up, and her right hand didn't know when she had habitually played with her special "pen", and raised her eyebrows slightly: "It's repaired." β
Ye Lin was stunned for a moment, and intuitively looked at the lock repair master who was still introducing various door locks. The master was also stunned for a moment, and immediately stepped forward to check the door lock - after a while, he checked the door lock up and down, but he couldn't find out what the problem was, so he laughed dryly and took the bag away.
The two remaining two in the room stared wide-eyed.
After a long time, Ye Lin opened his mouth first: "Will you cultivate?" β
As soon as the words came out, Ye Ershao couldn't wait to eat what he had just said back into his stomach - the repaired door locks were all clearly displayed, she couldn't fix it, could it be that he couldn't fix it himself?
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, the little girl on the opposite side immediately glanced at her obliquely, and Ye Lin was sure that he saw an almost contemptuous meaning in her eyes: "My Guzhong Gongsheng is a monk and a master, and the celestial calendar and heavenly craftsmanship are all refined. β
Compared with Sun Simiao, the name of the monk and his party sounds really unfamiliar. Ye Lin responded a little absentmindedly, and then secretly checked the Internet with his mobile phone when Ling Xiao was not paying attention, and then he was a little stunned.
- He seems to be ...... I accidentally picked up some amazing species and left them at home.
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Seeing that Ling Xiao was acting as usual and the injury didn't seem to matter much, Ye Lin thought about it and took her out of the door. The first stop was the mall - she couldn't always run around in this outfit all the time.
Ling Xiao's clothes are naturally eye-catching, but in these years, the social atmosphere is open, everyone only thinks that this is the little girl who plays cosplay again, and there seems to be no upper limit to the tolerance of beautiful girls in the family, she just walked in the mall wearing a disciple costume of Wanhua Valley, although it was very eye-catching, but no one pointed at her.
Ye Lin was a little worried that Ling Xiao would not be used to it at first, but unexpectedly, this girl was not at all uncomfortable in the eyes of everyone, and walked her own way generously, only looking at the clothes of passers-by with some curiosity from time to time.
At this time, it is spring, and although it is still the season to wear long sleeves, the girls who love beauty have already changed into long or short skirts.
"How?" Ye Lin looked at a girl in a short skirt who had just walked past Ling Xiao, and couldn't help but bow his head and ask her.
Ling Xiao raised his head, his expression slightly dazed, obviously not quite understanding what he was asking.
"The clothes here," Ye Lin explained, "are you used to it?" β
"Not used to it." Ling Xiao shook his head honestly, "But you have to follow the customs, besides, I saw them wearing short skirts, and they are indeed beautiful." β
Ye Lin was stunned: "I thought you would feel ......"
He was halfway through his speech, and suddenly he didn't know how to continue. However, Ling Xiao seemed to see what he meant at this time, and then asked, "Think I will feel that such a dress is unethical?" β
Ye Lin didn't speak, obviously acquiescing.
Then I saw the little girl raise her eyebrows and snort softly: "Although I have just arrived here, I can also see that these are your ordinary clothes here. What's more, it doesn't matter if a man shows his breasts, and a woman who shows her legs is immoralβwhere does this come from? It is in the nature of women to love beauty, what to wear and what to show - what does it have to do with you men? β
This girl from the Tang Dynasty...... The concept seems to be more advanced and fashionable than himself-Ye Lin was almost in a trance for a while, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, and he coughed heavily in the sight of the little girl who looked up and saw it full of "You men are really wide", and said with a serious face:
"I'm afraid you're not used to it. It's best if you think so. β
Ling Xiao glanced at him, and saw that he was serious, and it seemed that he was really just worried that he was not used to it, and he did not mean to look down on the woman, so he reluctantly nodded in response and withdrew his gaze.
Ye Lin coughed and took her to the second floor of the mall on the elevator.
Although he adapts well to modern clothes, Ling Xiao still chooses a long-sleeved top and an ankle-length skirt when he chooses clothes. She seems to have a preference for black, and she chooses very plain clothes, which make her complexion more and more porcelain when worn on her.
Except for the fact that the little girl still had a pink face after all when she bought underwear, everything went quite smoothly, and Ling Xiao's adaptability was a little unscientific - of course, Ye Lin didn't make fun of her about buying underwear. When Ling Xiao was accompanied by a shopping guide into the fitting room to try on underwear, he stood between rows of underwear of different styles, and when he heard another shopping guide come over to talk to him with a smile and praise him as "really a good brother who is considerate of his sister", it was simply unprecedented embarrassment.
After buying clothes, Ye Lin took her to bookstores and stationery stores, bought her all the pen, ink, paper, inkstone and a fountain pen, and under Ling Xiao's strong request, bought her a thick dictionary, so that she could learn simplified Chinese by herself, and gave her a key to her apartment by the way.
Ling Xiao is a studious girl, and as soon as she gets home, she can't help but take a pen and learn to write seriously against the dictionary.
When Ye Lin knocked on the door and came in to call her for dinner, she saw that Ling Xiao had just written a small block book with a pen was put aside, and she was carefully spreading out the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and grinding the ink skillfully.
"It's time to eat. Take a break and don't have to work so hard. Ye Lin glanced at the small regular book that had been written for a small time, and saw that the words on it were a little crooked and not good-looking, obviously she was not used to a hard pen like a fountain pen. He didn't know how many losses he had suffered on this girl, and it was rare to see that she also had something that he couldn't do, and for a while there were some children who couldn't help but provoke her childishly, "It doesn't matter if you don't write well, some people have said before that a woman is virtuous if she is not talented." β
Ling Xiao's hand paused slightly, and for the first time, he didn't refute, but suddenly lifted the brush and dipped it in ink, and quickly fell on the rice paper.
The pen walked away, but in the blink of an eye, she had already put the pen down, and then Ye Lin was covered with a piece of rice paper-Ling Xiao had already passed him out of the room at this time, planning to eat.
Ye Lin pulled down the large piece of rice paper from his face, and then his whole face darkened all of a sudden.
On the rice paper, only two big characters were written, the handwriting was strong, graceful and atmospheric, and there was a sense of willfulness and arrogance between the lines.
The old man of his family likes calligraphy and painting, and he has been exposed to some since he was a child, and he can see at a glance that this word is extraordinary. However, in such a flying and graceful handwriting, the two big characters written are-
"Fart"!
This is the little girl's answer to the sentence just now, "A woman is virtuous if she is not talented".