Chapter 166: Monster Egg God

"If you say that, things could get complicated." I remembered that Guo Rui said that when he saw the woman, he took her for a thief, and the things in her hand fell at that time, which means that the professor who just died may have been resurrected now.

"Is there anything else to ask, hurry up, hurry up, if I don't sleep again, I'm going to miss the time to grab a fish with that cat tomorrow."

“…… You still want to rob Xiao Ding. Alas. I sighed, "Can you sue me for how can I get the weeping girl out of that building?" If this continues, the corpses of the entire building will come back to life, won't it become a live-action version of The Walking Dead? ”

"Hey...... It's a hassle. The next time you see the weeping girl, hold a round object in your hand, such as a watermelon, and run in the opposite direction of her, crying and running. In this case, the weeping girl will think that someone is more sad than her, and naturally leave here. ”

"It's that simple? Then I'll ...... tomorrow."

"Huh! You wait. Crane straightened up from the cushion, opened his eyes and said to me, "Don't think so simply, the reason why I said that the weeping girl is easy to deal with is because a powerful mage like us can solve the problem only once, you are different, if you fail, the consequences will be very troublesome." “

"What's the trouble?"

"If you cry not really enough, and the weeping girl sees it, then she will be angry and take your soul away. The longer the hair, the deeper the resentment, and the more difficult it is to deal with. How long is the weeping girl you met? ”

"Hmm...... It's about the length of your ass. ”

"Oh. Then you might as well forget it. Crane said, "There is basically no chance of winning, just your clumsy acting skills, you are simply going to die." ”

"Would you like to help me, then?" I approached him, winked and asked.

"It's a real problem...... I have something to do, and I can't keep busy, so you better go by yourself. As soon as the crane turned around, he turned his back to me, and his whole body was wrapped like a furball.

"Aren't you worried about me at all?"

"It's okay."

"Okay?! Are you sure? I'm dead who cooks for you! Who gave you fish! Oh no. Who grilled the fish for you! ”

When Tsuru heard this, his ears moved, "Eh, you have a point. Come. Bring me a piece of candy for this mage. ”

I thought about it, rummaged in my bag for a long time, and finally found that there was still one in the seam, and hurriedly handed it to him. Tsuru took the candy and stuffed it into his mouth in three or two clicks. Slender fingers pinched the leftover candy wrapper and held it in front of him, babbling incantations in his mouth.

He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and exhaled softly into the candy wrapper in front of him. A white mist slowly flowed out of his cherry petal-like lips, wrapping around the candy wrapper like a cage. The candy wrapper seemed to have a life force, floating in the air, gradually getting bigger, expanding, and finally "banging". A round, white ball, the size of a basketball, rolled down in front of me.

It's just that this ball has a sharp head and a round tail, how do you look like it...... Eggs?

"You gave birth to a ...... Eggs? I said, holding the round Gurung Knock Monster.

"Huh? I'm not a chicken! The crane snorted, stretched out his right hand and snapped his fingers in the air, and with a "snap", the strange egg in my hand suddenly moved. I hurriedly put it on the couch and watched it warily. I saw that the surface of the egg was slowly melting, concave in some places, and raised in others. Finally, a human face appeared on the surface of the egg, and the more I looked at it, the more it looked like it......

"Alas, what are you doing there! Are you so horrified to see this mage's face? Why don't you come and hug me. The face of the freak said.

I looked at him in amazement. Look at the crane sitting on the sofa again, looking overwhelmed.

"This is my new god, and it's called ...... Well...... Sugar candy, how's that? ”

After the hair, there was another sugar candy, this old man is really enough......

"You're tomorrow. I went to the anatomy building of N Medical University with Sugar Candy in my hand and ran with him in my arms. If the weeping girl sees that you are not sincere, even if she comes to ask for your life, Tangtang can stop it for you. If nothing else, there should be no problem! ”

"No accidents?" I said, "What do you mean if there are no accidents, and will there be accidents?" ”

"Hey, that's a hassle...... What I'm saying is no accident, it's to make sure that all the weeping girls I've come into contact with can deal with it, and I haven't seen it, so naturally there's nothing I can do. Can you look a little bit like me, wearing my ring, trained from Jianyang Village, but looking lazy all day long, looking at me angry. ”

"Am I too lazy to do it? Then you ......"

"It's really distressing to look at it as a teacher."

"When did you become my master...... I muttered quietly, holding this huge candy candy and placing it at the gate. Hey, I mean, can this thing be a little smaller first? It's inconvenient for me to take him to school like this. ”

"I can't help it." As he spoke, the blanket-wrapped crane jumped off the sofa and walked towards the bedroom, swaying as if the king was about to ascend the throne.

"By the way, you haven't told me yet, what do you have to do?"

"The king called me to patrol the mountains~ANAN~I'll turn the world around~"

“……”

It was only a few hours before I went to work, and my eyes were swollen due to lack of sleep, and I went out like two eggs on my head. What's even more speechless is that I have to hold another one in my hand, Xiao Wang in the office saw me like this, thinking that I was going to smash Lao Liu with this thing, after all, this month's salary arrived three hours late.

I was afraid that when I was doing the subway, I would carry this thing, and the security guard would think that I was coming to blow up the bunker, so I simply stuffed it into my stomach, and I didn't take it out of my stomach until I sat on the chair in the coffee shop with Xu Yuanzhi and Guo Rui.

Enshi watched me turn into a weirdo, and for the first time became interested in something other than games.

"Sister, you've been single for so long, it's not like this, right...... If you don't have children, we can take it, and it's understandable to have a kitten and a puppy, what is it ......if you lay an egg?"

"Shut up!" I took a deep breath and said angrily, "You automatically code this thing, and treat it as if there is nothing." I said, I made an appointment with classmate Guo today, you are dressed like such a dog, what are you doing here? ”

"What do you mean by looking like a dog...... Sister, I'm not at ease with Guo Rui, I'm afraid that you will be too *** to correct him on the spot! ”

"Can you please say something reliable!" I gritted my teeth and glared at him.

While we were talking, a girl in casual clothes jumped up to our table and said happily to Yuanzhi, "Classmate Xu, let's go." (To be continued.) )