71. The pony whip of love

Chapter 71

"Then you haven't thought about working hard?" Sara asked reluctantly, to which Juan replied succinctly: "His future is in Real Madrid, the next ...... Miss Smith. ”

I don't know if it was to avoid or what, Juan ordered Smith next person, and as Juan's number one brain-dead fan, she stood up and lived up to expectations and threw a grenade directly.

"We have a lot of questions about this list, but right now, my personal biggest question is, why is Laco so polarized in age?"

This is indeed a question that everyone wants to know, the oldest of Laco is 38 years old, and the youngest is only 16 years old, is this really good? Although this directly pulls the average age of Laco to about the same as a normal La Liga team, a list is not child's play to be solved by pulling people!

"It's okay." Juan thought for a moment and added, "As far as I can see now, Laco's structure is still very reasonable, with new forces, and old players leading the way, and there will be no green and yellow in between, which is pretty good." ”

…… The audience actually felt that what Juan said was very reasonable.

"But no matter how reasonable the structure is, a lineup like yours is terrible, right?" Another reporter bluntly raised his doubts, "I glanced at your list a little...... Aimar has a soft style and can only use his right foot, and Quaresma likes to show off his technical breakthroughs. ”

"Are Postiga and Romario going to be two longer than who gets the ball and doesn't pass? Riquelme and Redondo have a classical forward and a classical back, basically they don't have other skills outside of their own work, which is the so-called bias, Portillo is still a Raul-type point-grabbing striker, and you make Laco fans very bottomless about this season. ”

The little coach tilted his head and smiled: "If you all understand me, then how ordinary am I?" ”

"But now the problem is ......"

"I know there are a lot of people who are trying to give me ideas right now, and there are a lot of people who haven't coached a game before, and some of them have only played two games on a game like FIFA and then come to the scene."

Juan said this with a bit of husk: "Then why do they have to sit at home and play games, while I talk to you in the hall about my club and the new season?" ”

β†’Hey Juan, don't you want to be friendly?

Especially now, Juan has a very cold expression on his face, and the aggressive man looks like he is going to a duel with someone for a moment, and everyone doesn't know what to say for a while, but before the atmosphere cools down, Juan has already smiled at everyone again.

"Next question."

Seeing that the expression on Juan's face was already a little relaxed, everyone eased up a little, and someone raised his hand again: "There are too many questions now, and we don't know where to start for a while...... But now I have a big question for you! ”

"Please." Juan bowed.

"Do you have confidence in yourself?"

"Of course." Juan smiled.

"Where does faith come from?"

"Please look down at the list you have in your hands, that's where my confidence comes from."

However, everyone looked down at the paper in their hands, and all they could see was ...... Slots.

Various slots!

In fact, they have so many questions, why is there a Redondo? Why is there a Romario? Why is there a Zagorakis? Why is there Riquelme? Why is there Aimar? All the questions were spinning wildly in their minds, but they just didn't know what the problems were.

Facing everyone's faces, Juan was also very calm and smiled: "Guess? ”

Burst.

A CoruΓ±a, Spain's No. 1 Flickering Club.

A few years later, when everyone took out this list again, they were surprised to find that each of the several names written on this piece of paper was indeed very talkative, and some of them had even embarked on the road of legend, but it was a pity that they did not seize the opportunity to ask more questions at that time.

"As far as we know, La Liga generally has to bring a list of 25 people, generally only a small number of suspects, and there is never a situation of dissatisfaction, are you going to pull people up from Laco's academy?"

"It's not." Juan smiled, "It's a little young, you don't have feelings for the little beets anyway, do you?" ”

The people below laughed: "Yes, compared to Xiao Xianrou, in fact, we are still more curious about some names that we are all familiar with...... Romario, the lone wolf of Brazil has been missing from the top flight for seven years, how did you convince him to join? ”

"This involves some intimate issues, so I won't talk about it for now." Juan tilted his head and thought for a moment, then replied solemnly.

"Say it~" "Say Juan~"

"Don't fool me when I'm young and inexperienced." The people above coughed lightly, with a helpless look on their faces, and everyone couldn't help laughing, they do have such thoughts, which of the current top league coaches is not an old fritter or an old fox? All of them are the same people, and it is difficult to come up with a little fresh meat that is too tender to be good!

However, he still dialed the microphone and replied: "I just think that 'there is a treasure in the family', and in any case, the experience of Romario will be of great help to our new team." ”

"Isn't it because Laco is poor?"

"Not really." Juan smiled, "The veteran is a very glorious priceless asset in the ranks...... And who said that we Laco are poor? ”

"I heard that I only gave you 40 million in the purchase fund at the beginning?" Someone asked, "I heard that there were additions later, so you can get the team together." ”

"Yes, there are shareholders who have added funds to buy players, and thank you for the generosity of the new shareholder." Juan said casually, but the people below all looked like "you're kidding us".

Big brother, isn't that the new shareholder you?

"But you Laco haven't announced the price of the player yet, which is rare in a transfer window," someone raised his hand below, "It stands to reason that after a player signs the contract, it should be submitted to UEFA and made public, but Laco never seems to have done so." ”

Otherwise, they and the media would not be here to fight this unprepared battle.

"Yes," Juan nodded solemnly, "we have few people in Laco and we can't afford to be reported, so we don't make a big report." ”

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No, Juan is getting more and more reasonable, what if they can't refute it?

When the audience fell silent, Jane lived up to her expectations and stood up again, coughing lightly.

"Actually, Juan, I brought you an onboarding gift."

As she said this, Jane's face turned red, so everyone quickly thought of the previous question at the European Cup, and everyone immediately began to laugh.

After all, Juan also said before that if he doesn't accept the public, then this gift must be private!

"I hope you can take ......it," Jane's face was flushed, but she still chose to muster up her courage, and got up to hand over her box, Juan smiled and was about to say something, when she heard another female voice immediately interject.

"Wait a minute!"

Looking at Miaoman's posture who got up again, everyone invariably let out an "oh yes" in their hearts.

Appeared, Sara Jane for a long time in the prestigious Shura field!

Sara stood up and smiled at Juan: "Actually, I also brought a welcome gift, which is also a little bit of my personal heart." ”

"That's right." Juan raised an eyebrow and looked down, "All of you brought gifts to see me?" ”

The reporters at the scene let out a burst of laughter, and some of them shouted two sentences: "Juan, we also brought gifts!" I got the coaxing of the people next to me: "Then you can take it out and take a look!" "Take it out hahahaha!" "You can't take it out, can you!?"

After all, Juan's tutor had taught him to be gentle with women, but Juan soon realized that he had made a mistake.

He shouldn't have taken these things in public...... Because it means that it should be opened in public, and then a few words of praise for the gift, which is etiquette.

But now that these two people have stood in front of them, what else can they say? So Juan can only start to open the gift, first of all, of course, choose an unfamiliar person to open it first, so it is easier to boast, so Juan opened it and looked, a pair of broken stone cufflinks were lying in the small box, which looked very atmospheric and simple design, Juan's face was stunned, and then he pushed the box back sternly.

"Miss Granero, your gift is too valuable for me to ask for."

"Is it precious?" Sara was also stunned, "It's okay, it's a little more compatible with what you're wearing." ”

"For the working class, the price of this pair of cuffs should not be cheap." Juan smiled helplessly, and sent the box in her direction again, "What a beautiful girl, you might as well decorate yourself." ”

Faced with Juan's very sincere words, Sara blushed, didn't say anything, pushed the box to him and sat back, Juan had no choice but to accept it, and began to open Zhen's gift instead.

When opening the gift, Jane's face was always nervous, after all, what she gave might be a little out of the flow, and wasn't it a little embarrassing to give it in public......

Juan unpacked it without feeling anything, and then took it out of it in surprise

A horsewhip.

A racing whip.

Short racing whip with a length of about 50 cm and horn handles.

The head of the whip is about 10 cm long soft tip, a bit like a small spatula, but it is a very authentic equestrian short whip, very flexible, and the inky whip looks like it has a hot ascetic atmosphere, and it seems that this whip can be used more than just horses.

To be honest, Juan was confused.

All the media reporters at the scene were also confused.

But that doesn't stop them from taking pictures, does it? :)

So in the silence, the bright lights began to flicker violently, and Juan finally reacted, looked at the whip in his hand, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

"Well, Jane, I'm so touched that you gave me something, but ...... A racing whip? ”

In the face of Juan's question, Jane moved a little uneasily, and then explained very carefully and quickly: "Actually, I want to say that this whip may be used to spur you to work hard, and to whip the players when they do something wrong......"

This young lady, would you better not walk at night? Maybe there will be 24 well-known people who don't have it running out to put your sack -_-#

"Thank you." Juan smiled, "But that's not how the whip is used for horseback riding." ”

"Of course not!" Someone down there hecked, "You can use it on girls!" Before he finished speaking, he seemed to be plotted by several female reporters next to him, and squatted down with a low howl, Juan looked in his direction with a smile, and played with the whip very casually.

"The whip used in horseback riding is generally called an auxiliary riding tool, and is not used to punish horses, in fact, although horses are like the IQ of a three-year-old child, but the rider riding on the horse is very sensitive to whether he holds a whip Horses are very sensitive, they will feel something, so the use of whips should be more cautious, and let the horses understand the intention of the whip to the buttocks, if the force of the punishment horse is 100 points, then use ten points to spur them, tell them not to be too lazy."

Obviously, everyone eats the reporter's business, all of them have full marks in reading comprehension, and when they hear Juan say this, they automatically substitute the analogy technique, and the men still think that Juan is talking about his governance method, but the female reporters don't sound like that, and many female reporters on the scene are flushed, and they can't help but clamp their legs.

"Thisβ€”That's it......"

Although I don't know why a press conference turned into a whip popularization meeting, Juan is obviously very happy to do it, after all, he can't reveal anything about the club, and he can talk about other things, and he is happy to see it happen.

"When the horse's appearance is good, hitting the horse's buttocks with very light force also has the effect of encouragement, and at the same time, you can also touch the whip directly on the horse's buttocks, and it does not knock on the horse's buttocks, but also has the effect of spurring."

The expressions of the men at the scene also became strange, and the sound of uneasy coughing came and went, and Juan paused and looked at the reporters below with some confusion.

Laco is a fishing port city, it is not hot in the summer, and it is even a little humid, could it be that these people in front of them are not used to it so they catch a cold?

It shouldn't be......

Juan suppressed the thought of his opening and continued: "The use of the whip is to spur the horse's movement to be more vigorous, not to cause tension in the horse, or to punish the horse, the use of the whip in hand should have a correct concept, it is just an aid to riding, the horse has a problem, usually it is the problem of the rider on horseback, and the whip to punish them will only make the problem of the horse riding more severe." ”

"That's what you have learned?" I don't know why, when I said this, the expressions on the faces of the male reporters were a little obscene.

"I can't say it's experience." Juan put down the whip and smiled, "Just a little thought of mine after seeing the whip...... Miss Smith, I can't accept this gift either, otherwise my players will have a lot of opinions. ”

"You can use it elsewhere!" Jane hurriedly said, and then pushed forward, and returned to his position in three or two steps, Juan was helpless in the face of what was in front of him.