"Wait! We're here to buy boys' paper clothes for Yumori! ”

"Why did you spend so much time in the women's clothing area?"

"Men's clothing is on the fifth floor!"

I rushed up and dragged out Jing Youyu, who had a look of unfinished expression on his face, under the vigilant gaze of the clerk, and on the way, I also pulled away Ayayu, who was seriously studying the multi-layer composite metal frame on which the clothes were hung.

Yumori meekly followed.

Although I like girls with such a temperament very much...... But you're a boy paper eh! At least be more principled when others change women's clothes for you!

I painstakingly instilled in him the idea of being a man.

But......

"Uncle Security, what are you doing!? Don't press me to the ground......"

It took a long time to speak, and even I didn't know what I was explaining (╯▽╰) but finally after the big Lori repeatedly admitted that I was a friend, a few strong men in security uniforms released me suspiciously......

"What the hell!"

With a dejected face, he walked towards the elevator.

"Ahri......"

Big Lori's hesitant voice stopped me.

"What's wrong?"

"Look...... Do you just take Xiao Yushou to buy men's clothes? ”

I look at the only one.

He was a little stunned at a loss, and then showed a shy look......

"Hey! Have you been poisoned! ”

"But Hanhan said that this is how to be cute......"

Yumoru looked innocent.

"So it must be infected with the Han virus! The most terrible terminal illness of the century...... It's my fault for cruelly leaving you at home and being poisoned by that woman......"

"Hanhan also said that he would go home and repeat to her what Xiaoli mentioned to her today......"

He added weakly.

“…… o__So don't pay attention to the off-the-line girl! ”

"I want to ...... We're talking about buying clothes for little Yushou......"

Big Lori stared at me in a daze, and it took a while before I remembered a reminder of something.

"Uh...... Ahem, sure enough, the Hanhan virus has begun to try to affect my thinking! Uh-huh......"

Hiding an embarrassed dry cough, I muttered:

"Indeed, with such a lovely girl (?) It's weird to go shopping for men's clothes......"

"Yes! So let's buy women's clothes first! Uh-huh (pretending to be thinking), na, suddenly (?) Come to think of it, the previous dress was good! ”

"It's just that you like it very much!"

I stroked my forehead and moaned:

"Looks like you've been contaminated with the Hanhan virus as well...... Oops, could it be that the woman's purpose is to infect the people around me and then increase the density of the virus through guò to indirectly suffocate me?! ”

"Xiaoli looks so stupid!"

Yumori's merciless complaining made my face red.

"Ahem, in fact, what I mean is this: I can't go to the men's clothing section to buy clothes because I wear women's clothes, and I can only buy women's clothes, so I can't buy men's clothes...... You can't be a woman for a lifetime! ”

So this esoteric logic finally shocked the big Lori, and while breaking her white tender fingers in confusion, she finally came to the fifth floor.

However, the variety of clothing styles gave me a headache again.

"So, what kind of clothes should I buy for Yumoto?"

Turning his head to look at the big Lori.

Ever since I was a kid and I was nervous about buying a cool set of styles that looked very popular, only to be suspicious and suspicious that passers-by were looking at me strangely and I was tormented all the way home to the point of collapse, I didn't have much confidence in my own taste.

"Hmm-hmm......"

Big Lori came back to her senses, her pink fist knocked on her head, and she looked serious:

"Gorgeous? Simple? Elegance? Lively? Lovely? Sexy? ……”

"Have you played too much?!"

I couldn't help but complain.

"And why has it become the selection standard for girls again!"

"Uh...... Hehe, as soon as I thought of choosing clothes for Yumori, my mind involuntarily slipped in this direction......"

Do you have lube in your head......

"How much does this cost?"

That's when the sound reached my ears.

Go back.

Ayayu was standing next to a potted tree that was growing in abundance, and its base was a purple-blue mighty wolf made of cement, plaster, or metal, and the owner of the shop pù across from him was dumbfounded......

"This ...... Although it is here...... But not a commodity in our house...... No, it's more like a mall fixture...... Not for sale......"

It's probably the first time I've been asked this kind of question, and it's already a little messy.

"Sorry, sorry......"

stepped forward and grabbed Ayayu, and hurriedly fled the corridor.

I'm really worried about attracting security again......

"If you like that plant, go to the vine seal, and you always think she will be able to get ......"

"I just thought it was funny."

Ayayu once again showed that kind of uncaring look, and the speed of change of interest was really unattainable!

"Oh, only Shou is here, these clothes are so cute!"

"Oh."

"Hey, it's the children's clothing area over there!"

I watched weakly as Yumori was honestly recruited over there by the big Lori.

"And don't always pick in cute directions!"

"Got it~"

The perfunctory smell can be smelled from a long distance!

I reluctantly followed, and when I saw my clerk, I was stunned:

"I'm sorry, uncle, we don't have your model here, please go to the adult clothing sales area to buy."

“……”

Next, the big Lori is like playing a live-action dress-up game, constantly pulling Yushou everywhere to try on clothes.

The combination of three women and one man, but it is to choose men's clothes for the cute little Lori in the princess dress - this kind of thing has caused me to suffer a lot of strange eyes again......

"The quality of these clothes is completely inadequate, and there is no defense at all!"

Aya suddenly went online, with a stern face.

"Huh? Is that so...... Ahh ”

"Because it doesn't matter at all, okay!"

I looked helplessly at Jing Youxuan with a look of chagrin.

It suddenly occurred to me that it might be a better choice to buy a set of clothes for Yushou online......

Alas, what a mistake!

It's a pity that I just buy some fitting clothes on the side of the road on weekdays, and I have no experience at all, so I can only sigh afterwards.

Lying limply on the edge of the fence around the courtyard of the mall's atrium.

"What's wrong?"

Ayayu suddenly frowned slightly, and her gaze went straight down.

I couldn't help but ask.

"There's a woman over there watching you all the time."

She replied lightly.

"Huh? Could it be that a wise man with discerning eyes has finally appeared!? ”

What an exciting event!

Busy lowered his head.

From here, you can see the surrounding landscape of the four floors surrounding the patio fence below, and in the direction she is pointing, it seems to be on the second floor.