Chapter 183: Left and Right Hands
Wang Liping saw Qu Xiang's embarrassment, and hurriedly grabbed a pen and sent it to Qu Xiang, explaining quietly:
"Li Tianshi really has good eyesight, this wolf pen from Xu Danan Pen Zhuang that I treasured was actually liked by you at a glance. President Qu, take it, this is not easy to come by. In the Wuyi Mountains of Jiangxi, poachers pulled 20 kilometers of power grid to close the mountain, killing six people and ending a large pack of 70 wolves. It was obtained from the giant wolf king that weighed about two hundred pounds. It was acquired by Xu Danan Pen Village, and only a pinch of hair from the tail of the wolf king was taken to make such a pen. ”
In fact, many of the people present are just nouveau riche, how can they move these luxuries in the four treasures of the study, and they are shocked one by one, such a brush with its unsightly appearance still has such a background
Of course, what kind of wolf king Wang Liping boasted about is not credible at all. Not to mention the 70-horse wolf pack, it is impossible for it to exist in the interior of the motherland. It is not reliable to say that the poachers went to the primeval jungle of the Wuyi Mountains at all, and which poaching team was so bold as to pull a twenty-kilometer power grid, and the six people who died themselves could only listen to it, which was all boasted by the pen seller.
But Rao is so, and this one is also precious.
Qu Xiang handed the pen to Li Xun, Li Xun put it in his left hand and turned it upside down, and said with a smile: "Today, President Qu and I are inseparable, and I have to hug him for a moment." Everyone is not surprised, and I can't free my right hand, so I'll write one with my left hand. ”
Naturally, everyone didn't believe anything and couldn't tell it, but when they heard that he was going to write with his left hand, they were shocked to lose their big teeth. This is a brush word, not a pencil word, a right-hander has to use his left hand to write brush words, which is difficult toes can be imagined.
Li Xun glanced at Zhang Jue, used another force with his right hand, wrapped his arms around Qu Xiang's neck, and laughed softly: "Brother Zhang, you are a gentleman. ”
Zhang Jue sighed: "Naturally, you don't need to mention it." ”
"The gentleman doesn't do anything unscrupulous, and please Brother Zhang raise your noble hand, don't draw your sword when I'm writing. My hand shook. I can't tell who I can leave the whole body for. ”
Li Xun said with a twinkle in his eyes.
Zhang Jue smiled: "Brother Li, it's best not to have trembling hands, write well, let me see your calligraphy." Otherwise, if I shake my hand, I can't be sure if I will leave someone with a whole corpse. ”
"Huh."
"Hahaha."
The two looked at each other and smiled, but Li Xun's eyes were full of vigilance. His right hand wrapped around Qu Xiang's neck, and his left hand dipped the pen in ink. The movements were smooth, but a pair of eyes always looked at Zhang Jue.
Take a deep breath. Removing his gaze from Zhang Jue, his gaze was fixed on the fine Jingxian rice paper, and he began to put pen to paper.
Zhang Jue didn't move, because Li Xun seemed to be writing seriously, but in fact, Yu Guang had been paying attention to himself.
Rustle
Each word is formed individually, not like Zhang Jue's dragon and phoenix dance.
Zhang Jue's calligraphy focuses on the elegant atmosphere, as if the words are going to go out of the rice paper.
But Li Xun's willow body pays attention to one board and one eye, as if the words are to be nailed to the paper.
Not for a while. I stopped writing. I didn't write much, just two sentences.
Everyone looked at the font on the rice paper, and even if they didn't know calligraphy, they had to praise it. The willow body was created by Liu Gongquan, the words are hard and thin, and it has a mighty and righteous style. And the willow body written by Li Xun is even more so. Every word is deeply embedded in the paper, making people feel like it is like a vast heavenly machine, it should have existed.
But when everyone saw what he wrote, no one dared to praise it. One by one, they held their breath and stared, their eyes constantly scanning Zhang Jue's body, nervous.
The line reads:
The moral appearance is full of villains. Hands folded to hide the root cause.
The first sentence is swearing, and the second half is descriptive.
Hands folded, isn't this Zhang Jue's current form, hands folded to the abdomen. And the hidden root of the curse actually has two meanings, one is the gentleman's sword in Zhang Jue's sleeve, and the other is that the things in the man's belly are called the root of the curse. Li Xun sarcastically meant Zhang Jue's indiscretion.
Wang Liping secretly complained bitterly, and hurriedly smiled dryly: "Good words, good words." The pen is stiff, quite everyone's style. ”
Wang Liping only talked about words, not content, which really embarrassed everyone.
Li Xun laughed: "Yes, then Boss Wang read what he wrote." ”
Wang Liping's face changed, and he said with a smile: "Contemptible vassals are elegant, but they don't know calligraphy. I can only see that this is a good word, but I can't recognize it completely, alas, I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, I didn't listen to the class when I was in school, and now my eyes are full of rare words. ”
Li Xun looked at the rich onlookers again and asked, "Who knows me?" ”
Everyone lowered their heads in unison, not daring to look at Li Xun.
"Haha, then I'll read it. The moral appearance is full of the villain's heart, and the hands are folded to hide the root of the bane. President Qu, do you think I'm doing a good job of limericks?"
Laughing, Li Xun asked.
Qu Xiang's face twitched: "Hehe, okay." ”
Wang Liping hurriedly said: "Director Zhang, please also inscribe a word, I saw your book two years ago, and it is still unforgettable." ”
After speaking, Wang Liping remembered the embarrassment just now, and hurriedly added: "Although I don't recognize what you wrote, there are many calligraphers present." ”
Zhang Jue smiled, his right hand was still under his abdomen, and he stretched out his left hand to take a pen for himself.
He is also to write with his left hand, not with his right hand, for the gentleman's sword is in his right hand.
"Then I'll write the last paragraph. By the way, I'm not as particular as Brother Li, the words are not good, and I am very particular about using a pen. Although we don't have good words, we can be easy-going, and we can write a piece of carbon on the ground. ”
Before Zhang Jue wrote, he still didn't forget to pay lip service.
Li Xun's face froze, and he suffered a dumb loss, which he couldn't refute.
Wang Liping smiled dryly, not daring to talk.
When everyone saw that Zhang Jue was also left-handed, they had different thoughts in their hearts, obviously, both of them were right-handed, but they both used their left hand. If this is pretending, it is naturally impossible. Why don't you use your right hand, the answer is already coming out.
Li Xun didn't use his right hand because he stuck Qu Xiang's neck. This is what everyone thought before.
But now Zhang Jue doesn't use his right hand, so it's a lot of fun. Looking at the cuffs of Zhang Jue's windbreaker again, his entire right hand was retracted, and his heart suddenly burst out.
Mom, there shouldn't be any guy hidden in this director's sleeve, and when I think about that sentence again, my hands fold each other to hide the root of the curse, and I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.
The first reaction, they thought of guns. Director Zhang shouldn't have a gun hidden in his sleeve, this is still the thinking of the peasants imagining the emperor.
But it was this kind of thinking that made everyone want to leave here. Because Li Xun also used his left hand, he was able to hold Qu Xiang hostage
Looking at Li Xun's black robe again, the sleeves were also big, and his entire right hand was retracted into the sleeve.
No, Li Xun also has a gun in his sleeve
It's going to be a shootout
Everyone was shocked, and some people had begun to subconsciously retreat and hide behind others. One by one, I was drenched in cold sweat, regretting that I didn't stay at home tonight to watch the Spring Festival Gala for the Chinese New Year's Eve, and I had to run out to join in the fun. To be continued.
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