325.Three-two-five:
The entrance to Leander was on the top of the highest mountain in Bailongkou, and it was soon discovered because people often went there to jump the mountain. The entrance appears to be a colored circle of light, and you can run into it if you team up and everyone is nearby.
Because more than one person found out, this is not a secret, there are also casual players with a relatively low number of segments, knowing that no one wants to form a team, they turned on the lively mode, and someone shouted on the world channel.
[The entrance to the epic dungeon is at the highest point of the White Dragon Mouth, don't look for it, come quickly.] ]
Originally, there were still people who were going to secretly form a team to go in with the news, but they almost died of anger when they saw this shouting.
I didn't try to spread the news to everyone, and my brother went too far.
A similar plot is staged on the whole server, and the major gangs are racing against time, and the game planning makes it very clear that the epic copy is shared by the whole server, and you can only enter one team at the same time, and you need to rush to death, and the gap copy for you and others has been closed.
The fastest is the electric five double dreams and a group, the name has been changed beyond recognition, Yishui'er's "Chicken Mother, I Love You", "Building Blocks Seek Xuanjing", "Ander My Male God", ...... Twenty-five people arrived very neatly, and they were still in the team, and they had already entered, and when they saw that the entrance was gone, the world channel was directly ignited, and the fryer state.
[Who's in?] the action so fast! ]
[It shouldn't be our service, I see that we are still forming a group at the foot of the mountain, and we haven't started to climb.] ]
[Just came back from the post bar.,Big double dream went in.,I heard that a good group was waiting.,Someone reported the coordinates of the whole group to act together very fast.] ]
[it...... I'll open an account to take a look.,This kind of copy dropped a good thing should be on TV, right? ]
[Wait, let's see if they can give a guide.] ]
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Leander accidentally saw the player with his fan title talking about the strategy.
Obviously thinking too much, he is going to give these people a taste of sweetness first, the first batch to come in always have to give some benefits, knowing that there will really be good things before someone keeps coming to look for abuse, after this group of people came in, the names of twenty-five people and their blood bars appeared on Leander's screen, so that it was convenient to click on the target, and I don't know what the hell I saw, there is a [Bullpen Mountain Beckham] in these names.
is also a handsome guy, Leander is still calm, Rooney is already slapping his thigh, and Ronaldo also pointed to the screen
"Abuse him! I don't know that being handsome is easy to pull hatred? β
Rooney looked at him in surprise: "Do you still know such technical terms?" β
Ronaldo glanced at him: "No, I'm just talking about reality, if you are too handsome, you will be beaten." β
Leander was ready to wait and see what the group was good at and what it was not good at, so he set up a set of skill loops with a variety of difficulties in advance, and in the position of several ultimates, he focused on Beckham according to the construction of his little partner.
Of course, this Beckham has changed his name, and he is a very high-end looking cannon brother, that is, the Tangmen in Shuzhong. In the Tang Sect Double Heart Method, he majored in Tianluo, which is known as the king of group battles in the game, and is one of the favorite professions of the booster and the studio.
Beckham stepped on Hot Wheels with a big orange martial in his hand, followed the main T and sprinkled into the dungeon in a dashing manner, and when he came in, he found that good guy, the main ring standing with the boss was floating in the air, and he had to jump all the way over.
Jump and jump, it's not that he didn't skip, Beckham came over quickly, and there were also people in the team who were not very good at using small light skills, and they wanted to use Nie Yun to rush forward, but they fell down and died.
The head of the group is shouting in YY, and the members of the group are in the game hahahaha.
[Seeing this beginning, I feel like I'm going to finish, and my intuition tells me that I'm still down there when you're done.] ]
[Hurry up, jump again, time the sprint, and use the double jump well.] ]
No matter how clearly the teammates say, even if they remember the steps, there will be an accident with a handicap, and the people behind have not yet come, the main T and Shuai Pao have already stood on the stage, followed by a sheep and a tuckle.
Here's how it is now.
A hateful master T passed over with three crispy outputs, they jumped on the stage, ready to take a photo with the boss and post it in the group, some people are taking screenshots, and some people are mercilessly mocking the name of the big demon king.
[The planner is the second in the middle school, right?] What the hell is Dragon Batian? ]
Dragon Batian is the name that Leander took himself!
As soon as they finished complaining, the big boss who was still waiting was activated, and scratched it against the mocking [Goddess Mo Da], this time, the crispy chicken lost 1/3 of its blood. At the same time, Leander typed a few words in the boss shouting box: "You and other fart people, dare to offend the deity!" β
There is no doubt that this was learned from the TV series, and after it was automatically translated into bilingual, the three on the side laughed crazy, Rooney asked Leander to open up directly, abusing these stupid roe deer, and he also wanted to help press the button, and the people in the wasteland group were already crazy.
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[Scare me!] This boss has become a sperm, right? He also knew that the crispy chicken was taunting him, and he would take the initiative to come forward and provoke! ]
[Maybe as long as someone comes over, the boss will start by itself.] Come here, poisoned milk! Poisoned milk is coming! you're going to die!! ]
[GWW is absolutely stupid, what kind of broken copy is this, you guys come back lightly!! ]
also said that it was a broken copy, Leander came to another operation with an expressionless face, and now it was okay, the big demon king's body was already glowing red: "Unrepentant, watch me send you to heaven!" Suffer death [goddess Mo Mo Da]! β
At the same time, the World Channel swiped out a system message.
[The team led by [You Bald Donkey] angered the Emperor, and the Great Demon King entered a berserk state, and the explosion rate in this state increased significantly, please pay attention to safety. γ
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Mom, this boss has become a sperm.
He knew we were laughing at him mercilessly.
Before he even started masturbating, he went berserk.
Although he can get better things by slaughtering him in this state, he also has to have a life to take it, is it appropriate to challenge such a high difficulty in clearing the wasteland?
It's just that it's okay to be berserk, and the crispy chicken that has just been named has an extra negative state.
[Congratulations on your success in attracting Your Excellency's attention, reducing your movement speed by 50% for one minute.] γ
[Where's the nurse?] I'm going to die! ]
[Could this boss be smart?] ]
[You think too highly of GWW, if you say that GWW manipulates me, I will believe it.] ]
[The first time I encountered this neuropathy copy after playing the game for so long, I was also drunk.] ]
Leander didn't want to care about this one anymore, Ronaldo was quick, came over to help press it a few times, and released the big move directly. When the Great Demon King casts this skill, someone in the group must stand up and knock out a random kickball, it's okay not to fight, you get out of the battle, don't stand on the table, otherwise it will continue to lose blood, and the amount will get bigger and bigger.
Cristiano Ronaldo turned his head to look at him after pressing Leander.
"You're going to force them to death if you're messing around like this! It's better to put a little boss out and play! β
After Leander finished speaking, Kaka helped release the mini-boss, and the big demon king retreated to the middle of the stage, and the mini-boss who guarded him rushed towards the crazy blood-shedding foursome. The copy had been broken by the two kings, and Leander had to open the dialog box and send a message to the GM.
[I didn't put the ultimate, I don't carry this pot.]
If you want to find someone to settle accounts, please find a machine and a Ricardo, rural children have never seen the world. ]
It's a shame that QQ didn't translate for them, otherwise Leander would definitely be beaten.
I had already heard about Leander's delay of three, so I replied to six points, wiped a handful of sweat and let him play casually, and remember to taste some sweetness for the wasteland group. At the same time, the GM replies to the members who reported the error, and the epic copy cannot be thought of with common sense, and the parameter is normal. When I received the news over there, the four people standing on the platform had already fallen down because of the blood loss, and after they fell, the little boss disappeared, and the big demon king was still waiting in the middle of the platform, as if the copy had not been opened.
The commander of the Wasteland Reclamation Regiment also breathed a sigh of relief, and shouted directly at YY: "This boss Long Batian is very likely to be intelligent, wait for me to be a real yΓ n, don't talk nonsense!" We're all waiting at the point closest to the middle table, yes! Right! It's the point of the show milk, I marked it, you guys go over! β
Finally controlled the scene, commanded the festival, and he sold cuteness on a nearby channel: [Brother Ba, Brother Ba, you are more handsome than Zhuang Hua, you are simply the most popular boss of Jian San, these bear children owe lessons, and they will clean them up later! ] ]
The Great Demon King who is waiting for them to come and start a battle: ......
He paused for a second, then typed in the shouting box: [For the sake of your sincerity, the deity fulfills your wish, come and die!] It is your honor to die at the hands of my dragon tyrant! ]
Leander is calm, he's done too much of this.
The three on the side were already laughing.
Rooney: "Give an automatic shout, I'll help you abuse them when you get busy in the future!" β
Ronaldo gave a conscience: "Beware of being skinned when playing so big, you keep it!" β
Rooney also glanced at Ronaldo, as if you weren't interested, who put the big move just now? Rising to the level of Leander, he is not playing a game, he is obviously teasing his own fans!! Do you know that you have successfully attracted the attention of your goddess?
Everyone in the wasteland group is so tired.
[So, this boss is indeed intelligent, right?] ]
[So how do you play?] He was still in a berserk state when he was out of battle. ]
[I always feel that we are going to die here today, because we are running so fast!! ]
[Extinguish it, extinguish it, anyway, the one who comes behind will not be better than us, you all keep your mouths shut, don't give friendly reminders to competitors, let's do it again, I'll shout one, two, three and fly together, is the crispy chicken coming?] ]
[Come here, you wait first, this boss will be in the state after shouting, be careful if you are named, pay attention, don't waste this opportunity.] ]
After getting some information from the four mouths that fell, the command regrouped, this time it was much more normal, although it was a little tight, they still beat the first stage smoothly, this stage of the boss is to slash the player, occasionally hang a state, it's not difficult, after they beat out a tenth of the blood, the big demon king spoke again.
[If you still have some ability, let the deity test you.] γ
After he finished speaking, a question popped up on a personal page:
[Please answer within 5 seconds.]
In which minutes was the first goal scored by the latest spokesperson of the Sword and Net Three, internationally renowned star Leander?
A. against Manchester United, 45-
B. v Manchester City, 45-
C. v Manchester United, 46-
D. v Manchester City, 46-]
This is not to give time to quit to search, it happens to be a fan who is named to answer the question, but even if it is a fan, most of them only remember the game against Manchester United, the time is the beginning of the second half, look at this option should be forty-six, right?
Choose C.
After he finished choosing, two people in the team had empty blood bars and fell to the ground.
Isn't the groove forty-six?
That's A?
Not to mention the stunned answer to the question, even Rooney, who experienced that game, was stunned.
"Isn't it C? If I were to choose C, I would have chosen it too! That's right! β
Leander: β_β
It was sixteen seconds into the second half, and the scoreboard showed 45-16, which was not even more than half, of course, counted in front. After Leander explained clearly, Kaka had a rare word for the player's friend: "Is this kind of question good?" β
"This copy was originally tailor-made for me, and ...... Are you sure I asked them what year the Keju movement was born, and they would be able to answer it? It's not as simple as this. β
Leander comforted himself in his heart: I am so well-known! How can you not answer?
While he disliked the person who answered the question, the wasteland development group was already screaming, and even the commander was lying in the groove!
"You guys hit the state and sue me as soon as you get it! What's going on? β
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[Not in the middle of the situation.] ]
[Neither did I, I swear certainly not.] ]
Fortunately, the two outputs fell, the treatment was still there, and the commander asked the nurse to save people, and at the same time asked: "What special circumstances did you have just now?" Found the buckle 1, say it. β
[11111, a question pops up on my screen, and they fall down after picking the answer.] ]
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Is it because the IQ is too low to be despised by the boss?
The conductor asked the nurse to add blood while stabilizing the feelings of the group members and continued to challenge the second stage, and by the way, he also asked what the problem was.
[That is, to ask who the latest spokesperson's fame battle is against, and the goal is scored in the first few minutes.] ]
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[You're not a Leander brain-dead fan?] This can be wrong, is it a spy sent by the next door? ]
[Kick him out, open a vendetta, bury the resurrection point!] ]
[The cliff is deliberate!! ]
Leander also nodded: This is by no means my fan! I don't believe that such a simple question cannot be answered! If you answer, I'm going to release the water! When the Great Demon King's health bar dropped to 70%, Leander popped up again, this time with a different person.
[It's hard for you to hit here, the deity will test you again.] γ
[Please answer within five seconds.]
What was Leander's first individual award?
A. Premier League Golden Boot Award
B. Premier League Player of the Year
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Five seconds later, three of the twenty-five fell.
I also said that I was a fan, and this can be a wrong choice, and the punishment must be increased!!
Among the three people who fell, there was a team commander, because there was a precedent, the channel was first "......", and the commander said tiredly: "Help me up, who is it this time?" What's the problem? β
Someone raised their hand weakly.
[Me!] He asked me what was Leander's first individual trophy? ]
[me, aren't you, aren't you a thief who likes him, and you've been to watch live games, you don't know?] ]
QAQ, people like him later, people are just a pseudo-fan dog, how do you know what the situation is at Blackburn?
[You're all traitors!] If he asks me, I'll answer all the questions about Leander!! ]
Seeing this cruel sentence, Leander nodded, this is the temperament that a brain-dead fan should have.
It's up to you, please listen to the question:
[Please answer within 5 seconds.]
What was the reason for Leander's signing of Jorge Mendes?
A. Mendes is well-connected
B. Mendez's men were in full swing
C. Mendes is his fan and gives a good contract treatment
D. Mendes has Cristiano Ronaldo under him]
Ouch this is easy! DοΌ It has to be a D! The goddess is a famous football fan!!
After the buddy answered, the golden light flashed on his body.
[Congratulations to [Half-breed Red Panda] for receiving the appreciation of His Excellency and giving him a treasure. γ
This is the corresponding sect binding special effect weapon that only the epic copy will come out of.,The name is Meteor Blood Shower.,The mixed-race red panda is Tangmen Lori.,After getting the weapon, she directly changed it and turned on the special effect.,There are seven meteor darts around her spinning.,Bright and shiny dragging the little tail to death.γ
is still pushing the boss, the red panda has defected, she thanked Brother Ba for the reward in the nearby channel, and asked Brother Ba to destroy his teammates and destroy them!
When he was done, he put the weapon out.
[this boss is so fat.] ]
[Got something before you finished playing?] What happened to the red panda? ]
[Answer the question, I got it right.] ]
After he finished speaking, the two who just answered the wrong one and wanted to hit their heads against the monitor, fake, right? Are you teasing me?
[It should be that there is only a certain chance of getting a correct answer, and the explosion rate of our wasteland group must be a little higher.] ]
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In the end, this group still didn't clear the level, because the progress was good, everyone got a commemorative treasure chest, and if you were lucky, you could also open good things. Go back to the wasteland group and post it, but I didn't teach others how to play, just said that the reward was very rich, and they got a special effect weapon with attribute explosion in the group, which is comparable to the big orange martial arts.
There are more and more of them fishing, rushing to enter the dungeon, they all learn to be obedient, form a good group, etc., and often fight in the wild.
And because there are a few more groups in it, the secret of the Great Demon King is revealed.
This is a smart boss, he will get angry if you talk nonsense, and he will make you die if you open a big move, and he will respond if you talk to him...... The mantra is the deity, and the people of the rivers and lakes are the dominant brothers. The topic was so sensational that they thought GWW had made a breakthrough in technology, forcing the company to kneel and beg Leander to blow himself up.
Three days after the new copy went live, Leander posted a video on her homepage.
Brave Brain Dead Powder _LD11: #εη½δΈ#δ½ ζ³η₯ιηε ζ ε€§ε ¬εΌ, Reveal the True Face of the "Smart BOSS"...... [Video]
Coordinates are in the room of the Royal Infirmary, Leander is sitting on the bed, he is Rooney on his left, Ronaldo and Kaka on his right, and all four are looking at the computer screen. Zooming in closer,I saw Leander click on the world map,Select a point,After he finished choosing,A colored circle of light appeared in this place,After this animation passed,The lower left corner will generate a map,If there are people in a group state coming nearby,There will be a green dot on it,Put the mouse up,You can see which service is the group,The main lens is aimed at the big demon king dragon tyrantγ
From the selection of coordinates to the fact that someone came in, to the editing of the content of the shouting, to the blind shots of the three people who gathered in front of the computer to watch, to the confession of the four heavenly kings at the end, the player's three views have been refreshed.
[So this copy was developed by Leander and the planner?] ]
[So it's because of a knee injury that it's inconvenient to move to play games to pass the time?] ]
[So because he came in with a trumpet and was beaten as a mentally retarded elementary school student, he turned black?] ]
[So he was the one who abused us?] Berserk because he was mercilessly mocked? ]
[So I obviously had the opportunity to hug the goddess's thigh, but I didn't cherish it, did I?] Shouting sΓΉ am I? ]
[Yes.] ]
[There is no love in life!] Don't stop me, I'm not going to live!! ]
Leander also explained the reason at the end of the video, saying that the machine qì person was sprayed as poor, Rooney was said to be mentally retarded, and he was a primary school student...... It just so happened that the game company came to approach, and then there was a follow-up cooperation.
I want to prove that I am not a schoolboy but a big devil! By the way, I'll also fight for some benefits for everyone.,He's had a lot of fun in the past three days.,I'm sorry for abusing the wasteland group.,This copy may be canceled in a few days.,If you don't cancel it, it will change back to the normal routine.,It's convenient for everyone to raid.γ This time, the game company will compensate all players with a gift package, and you can go to the NPC to get it when the time comes.
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So now it's because the wilderness group must have the game company explain the situation of this boss, and the game company found him, and he saw that everyone was so dissatisfied that he didn't want to play, and asked the company to modify the parameters to turn it into a world copy that would open on time every once in a while.
I still have a conscience, but I want to go in and kneel and lick it more than the compensating thing?
[No, yes, ah!!!!! Don't cancel!! ]
[I'm happy to kill me, I'm the little padded jacket of the goddess, how happy the goddess is, how to play, kneel and beg to abuse me!] ]
[Who has an opinion?] No comments! We're all right! As long as I think that behind the boss is a goddess, I am full of energy, and whoever grabs the opportunity to meet my idol will do what he says! ]
[Damn, don't be like this, give me a chance, I don't want to reward me just want to confess my heart to the goddess by Brother Ba's side!!] ]
[As far as you can say?] Who's afraid of whom? ]
[People say they won't do it, it's useless for you to do this!] ]
[He opened the trumpet and you sprayed him mentally retarded elementary school student, now come to kneel and lick, it's too late _(:Π·γβ )_]
[As long as I think of Ronaldo being sprayed poor, I have an inexplicable sense of joy, which hero sprayed? ] Let's take a look! ]
[I knew that you would lie to others to come out to hunt and kill, and the fool blew himself up!] ]
[Hahahaha, it's also the first time I've seen a poor man with an annual income of tens of millions of euros, really poor, so poor that there is only money left!] ]