4. About what happened to my sister and me in the toilet......
"How can you wash your underwear without taking it off?!"
"Who cares about you! You're the one who has to take a shower! ”
She pursed her lips with a look of 'why are you so troublesome?'
Is it my fault?
I almost didn't get out of my eyes in one breath, and I heard her continue:
"And don't get your panties wet and show weird things! Otherwise, I'll cut you. ”
Me: "......"
Then I'll wash a P!
So in the end, I just simply rushed to the head and hands and feet, and ended hastily.
The defeated baboon-like dejected baboon put on his clothes, and I stretched out my hand to the other side:
"I want to go to the toilet!"
"Let's go!"
She walked out of the bathroom first, glanced back at me who was still in place like the weathered stone statue, and raised her slender eyebrows:
"Why don't you leave?"
“……”
I followed her to the toilet with a constipated face.
"Hurry up!"
She urged impatiently.
"How?"
I asked tremblingly.
"Of course, how to get on it normally, how to get it now! Do you want me to carry it for you? I'm not responsible for pinching it! ”
“…… No, don't worry about your old man! ”
I hurriedly waved my hands and turned away.
One second...... Two seconds...... Five-second ...... Ten seconds......
"How did you do that? Is it blocked? ”
"I didn't ...... No, for a while...... Just a little bit. ”
I was almost crying, and I was scrambled to breathe based on my experience......
It wasn't until a few minutes later that I finally managed to urinate and sat down on the ground exhausted as if I had just done 200 Thomas spins, and I didn't even have the strength to move my fingers.
"It's my turn."
I heard this sound, and both eyeballs almost exploded with blood.
"Don't look back! Otherwise, I'll kill you! ”
Why did you go from cutting to killing at this time? I twitched my face and tried to empty my mind as much as I could, to avoid some kind of indecent impulse...... So in the next second, all echoes in my empty brain were the sound of flowing water......
"Ah, my mouth is full of blood, isn't it a repercussion of the contract!"
"You don't have a nosebleed, do you?"
"Huh? Let me see...... That's true! ”
In the bedroom, I sat on the bed with toilet paper stuck in my nostrils like ivory, looking exhausted and weak.
"What a useless man!"
Ayayue leaned against the wall and commented disdainfully, kicking the corner of the wall with a bucket of bright red tissues.
"Tsk, this must be 500cc! That's enough blood to donate once. ”
It's not all because of you!
I stared at her viciously. If you bleed too much, you'll off!
"By the way, where do you put your mother's clothes?" She asked suddenly.
“…… Where's my mom? ”
"Are you an orphan?"
She looked at me with wide eyes, like seeing a kitten shivering on the side of the road, with pity and love.
"She's your adoptive mother?"
"You're an orphan! Why do I have to have such a mother-son relationship with that woman! With that strange brain, I don't even know that there is such an organization as an orphanage in this world, and this kind of thing is still to be discussed! ”
I jumped to my feet and glared at each other frantically.
She tugged at her wide dark blue school uniform with her slender fingers left and right, looking disgusted.
What are you doing? Please respect me!
"That nasty guy who pretends to be my mother when he sees everyone is my aunt! If only you called her Hanhan......"
I eventually fell back into bed.
"Oh, let's go get some clothes."
She pushed open my bedroom door and walked out.
"Uh...... Huh?! ”
I bounced up, almost threw myself at her feet, and asked with a blushing face:
"What do you want clothes for?"
"I'm not a special professional! Do you think I don't need clothes anymore? ”
Her cold gaze crossed over a part of my body, and I instinctively tightened my legs and cried:
"I mean, don't you already have clothes on you?"
"What kind of idiot would wear this sack-like thing outside school......"
She glanced at the tracksuit pants I was still wearing and shook her head pityingly.
"And I'm going out tomorrow."
As she spoke, her slender five fingers were already pressed against the doorknob of Hanhan's bedroom.
"It's going to be discovered, hey!" I said urgently.
"It's okay, she's sleeping......"
Aya Yue pushed the door open as if nothing happened, and walked to the closet door silently like a cat.
My heart was almost in my throat, and I couldn't even think about why she knew that Han Han was sleeping, staring nervously at her like a precision instrument repair expert, controlling every movement, whether it was her own or that of an object, with great precision.
It wasn't until she passed me in front of me with a few clothes as if she had just returned from shopping at the mall that I re-swallowed the heart that was stuck in my throat and 'oppressed' me to breathe.
"How did you do that?"
I looked at the closed door in front of me as if nothing had happened before, and I looked incredulous.
When I looked back, I found that they had already returned to my room......
"After becoming my worshipper, after training, you can't do it."
She spread her clothes out on my bed, glanced at me after her, and muttered to herself.
"Wouldn't that never be wrong?"
The gospel of obsessive-compulsive disorder! The old man's illness is saved!
"How is that possible? It's just that when you are mentally focused, you have much more subtle control over your body than ordinary people. As long as it is a conscious life, it is impossible to avoid losing one's mind and making mistakes. ”
"I see......
I shrugged my shoulders and watched as she measured her clothes against herself.
"Why don't you even have a mirror in your room?"
She glanced at me like an idiot and grumbled disapprehantly.
"I'm afraid of being sad!"
I rolled my eyes and ignored her.
It took more than ten minutes before she was satisfied with the matching clothes, and almost slapped me on the back with a slap, and hummed threateningly:
"Don't look back, or you'll ......"
"Just cut me!"
I added the second half of the sentence for her, and I felt that with my current state, it was absolutely okay to participate in the competition......
Behind me, there was a sound of Suosuo, and there seemed to be a faint fragrance, and at the moment when I was about to be disqualified from the competition, her voice finally sounded.
Relieved by Amnesty, I turned around and saw her wearing a tight, light-colored denim hot pants and a cream-white tight tank top.
"Why are you dressed so coolly?" I swallowed.
"No way, I'm wearing some other clothes...... Pine. ”
She said faintly, her eyes as if they were about to burn the fine clothes on the spot......
I wisely closed my mouth.