(Recommended reading: Mrs. Song Jiatai is mourning today, and anyone can mourn according to custom. It's like a happy event, even if a beggar comes, he has to arrange a place for him to have a full meal, usually the practice is to give food and meat at the side door, and ordinary beggars don't dare to sit down and eat at the Song family.

But these gentlemen are different, they are strictly a pack of dogs, dogs have no taboos, they dare to bark at anyone they meet, and they seem to be very brave. Since it is a dog, it doesn't matter if he has a grudge against Zhou Qianyi or not, the mad dog bites people when they see them.

Zhou Qianyi kicked Mrs. Cui in public, and it was indeed unreasonable.

A mad dog was particularly energetic, because there were many people crying and his voice was loud, and he also scolded with tears like rain.

King Zhao kicked him away: "Make trouble in front of the lonely king's grandmother, and the rod will be punished fifty times and handed over to the criminal department." ”

The Song family guards stepped forward to grab him, and the mad dog shouted while vomiting blood: "Student Yao ......"

The guard punched and smashed a mouthful of dog teeth: "Still barking, if you have anything to say, leave it to the criminal department to say." "What I really want to say is that this idiot wants to be famous and wants to go crazy, even if he is willing to leave a stink for 10,000 years, he still doesn't let him get his wish.

Other mad dogs and scholars are even more hilarious, and the teenage boy squeezed to the front, with a proud nostrils facing the sky, as if he was the emperor's eldest grandson.

Zhou Qianyi kicked it, Tong Sheng relied on his small chest and stood up, so there was a muffled sound of "bang", Tong Sheng stood there and didn't move, but the blood slowly flowed out of his mouth, his eyes were cracked, and he trembled after a while.

A scholar in the back looks like Tong Sheng six or seven points, it should be father and son, squeezed over to hug his son, raised his head and stared at Zhou Qianyi resentfully, the black flames in his eyes were even more fanatical.

Zhou Qianyi's big eyes stared back indifferently, and the mad dog must have the consciousness of death if he dies: "A group of unknown wastes, the only function is to bark around like a group of dogs, or like a group of ignorant and rude village women, talking a bunch of nonsense all day long and treating themselves as a thing!" ”

Lord Mingli answered beside him: "Aren't they all things?" ”

The little beauty of the Shen family came over to help: "Obviously."

I can't answer one of the ten questions of Yi Gongzi in front of the drum, and he has a sassy face, especially shameless. If it was Miss Ben, she would have found a rope to hang herself. ”

Zhou Qianyi's eyes lit up, and he just played: "Give you a chance to answer the question of the county lord to prove that you are not a waste." I would like to ask an adult and a child who fell from a ten-zhang tall tree and who fell to the ground first. ”

Zhou Qianyi didn't care about their attitude, the Song family and the guards who supported them from all sides had already stopped these mad dogs, and some of the crying spirits continued to mourn. Many people have also turned their attention to this issue, because it is popular in Jingshi.

Shizi and his son can't help it, this question has to be answered even if it is not answered, who dares to say that it is meaningless, and it is even more embarrassing to guarantee that there is a bunch of meanings in the back.

Another scholar also understood, so he helped analyze: "Children should fall slowly." ”

Another scholar wanted to take the opportunity to express himself: "The child is small, so he should fall faster." ”

Shizi and his son looked at each other: "Children should, surely, maybe a little faster than adults." ”

King Zhao waved his hand: "The ancient camphor tree outside is about ten zhang high, hang their father and son on it, and then shoot the rope with an arrow, and you will know if you actually try it." Ten zhang high should, definitely, maybe not die. ”

Several of the guards moved immediately, in fact, they were also curious and wanted to know the answer. If two people fall from a tree next time, know which one to save first. This seems to be a bit similar to the problem of your mother and Su Lishi falling into the water at the same time. Some idle and bored people went out to watch the excitement, such a day is not appropriate, but Mrs. Song is happy and mournful, anyway, it was done by King Zhao and the county lord of Dingguo.

There are a few remaining scholars, and some more are coming, and they are in a hurry, and they haven't found their yards yet.

Zhou Qianyi helped them find it, and they had to find it: "The second question, can gold float on the water?" ”

Several scholars almost said in unison: "Impossible!" Then he was ready to master the rhythm and accuse Zhou Qianyi, and Mrs. Cui was still under the coffin.

There was a black curtain under the coffin, and Mrs. Cui couldn't see it inside at all, and if she couldn't see anyone, she would forget it.

King Zhao didn't seem to have such a thing, his phoenix eyes stared at the scalps of several scholars, and then waved his hand.

The guards of the Song family quickly brought a large tank more than half a person high, and then carried water to pour seven points full in the water tank.

Everyone else stood by and watched, pondering that even if the gold and silver ingot were a copper coin, they must have sunk with a pop when they fell into the water. But when this question is asked, it may be different. Someone has already remembered something.

The two Xiaoguowei took out two taels of gold ingots, and then took a hammer, and after a while, smashed the gold ingots into a piece of gold leaf. The craftsmanship is not flattering, but the gold leaf is not bad, with an area of more than five square meters. Take a random piece, trim it a little around the edges, make it look like a lotus flower, and put it in the water tank. I made another piece to look like a boat and put it in the water tank.

The golden flower and the golden boat floated on the water at will. A few scholars came back to their senses and wanted to accuse again, but they were dumbfounded.

Yicai couldn't stand it: "You're talking about gold!" "Well, it's gold," what's the point! After speaking, he hurriedly prepared to say something meaningful, and he could export 2,000 words in chapters, ensuring that he did not memorize old drafts.

Everyone else couldn't stand it, and casually a son despised it: "Why is it meaningless? If gold can float on water, then a boat made of copper and iron can float on water. In this way, small bamboo rafts and small wooden boats can be made larger, and even made into building boats, which can be used for water battles and can go to sea. The meaning of this is beyond the comprehension of your waste! ”

The scholar was unwilling: "Making a building ship and the like is the business of those craftsmen!" We read the books of the sages! ”

Zhou Qianyi waved his hand, and the guard almost kicked the talented man to death. Everyone else trembled, but the county lord was still so mighty.

Zhou Qianyi snorted coldly: "There are many people who read, and I think that after reading the book of sages, I think that I am also a sage." You don't know even the most basic things, and one day your master will die and you will starve to death if no one feeds you. Last question, why do baked eggs explode? ”

Several scholars looked at each other and roasted chicken

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