Chapter 3 Ditch Hime
There are only two messengers for the worst news, your dearest ones, or the Grim Reaper himself.
The man in front of him was small and steady. He wears a blue-brown uniform of the government air defense team with a crooked beret. At this time, he was running down the stairs quickly on his side, and the sound of going down the stairs was light and rhythmic.
The wall lamp of the staircase flickered behind the man's head, making it difficult to see his face. Even an all-weather pilot like Meng Zhan, who often pinched his nose and binge-eaten carrots to maintain pupil dilatation reflexes, could only see a pitch-black silhouette of his face at this moment.
At this time, the light leaking from the slit of the upper staircase instantly brightened half of the person's slightly upturned lips, and he smiled: "It turned out to be you, 'Genius Rabbit'." β
Speaking of this, several government army men next to him also laughed heartily. Hong Duye introduced to Meng Zheng: "This is the leader of the 4th Air Defense Squadron of our Maleria Government Army. As soon as he heard that you had arrived in Maleria, he inquired about your whereabouts. β
Seeing the relaxed expressions of the people next to him, Meng Zheng knew at this time that in front of him was the little junior brother who had lived and died together back then-"Genius Rabbit" Tang Yujian, even in this chaotic and chaotic era after the war, Tang Yujian's cheerful and humorous personality was still there, and he never shied away from his life experience. Apparently, several government dignified men had already heard his own story, an orphan who was abandoned on the "Abandoned Baby Island", born with rabbit lips, but later discovered that he had a unique talent for flying.
"Good boy, you dare to break my news." The other party laughed, "My grandfather's call sign is no longer a 'genius rabbit', it's a 'genius'!" 'Genius' Tang Yujian! β
"Yes, I'm still a 'genius', but I'm not a rabbit anymore." Mengshuang stepped forward and spread his arms.
Tang Yujian jumped down the stairs from the third or fourth steps, and hugged Meng Zheng: "Brother Meng!" β¦β¦ I really didn't expect ......" At the corner of the stairs, the two old men were a little choked, but they didn't expect to meet Jin Shijiao's brother in this troubled world.
It was a long time before the younger Tang Yujian spread his hand and wiped his nose. Under the light, Meng Zheng finally saw the other party's face clearlyβold wounds and new scars were crisscrossed, and the wrinkles on his forehead and cheeks supported the contours of his face. The person in front of him is actually not the baby-faced "genius rabbit" Tang Yujian for a long time, with such a war-torn **** face, who can still see the small injury of the rabbit lip surgery back then.
"Good! What a warrior's face! Brother, I'm proud of you! Meng's mouth opened and closed, and he didn't know what to say, and he didn't know what to say.
"you!" Tang Yujian cleared his throat, and then laughed, "I wiped it and I broke your material, you scumbag big brother, I already know that you secretly changed your name!" The result is easy for me to find! When I saw your original name a few years ago but didn't see each other, I thought I was going to partner with a sixtieth villager. Isn't it, 'Comrade Meng Shouji! ββ
"You guy, watch me beat you." Meng Zhu grinned and rushed over, but the corners of his eyes were moist again.
While these two people were fighting each other, seven or eight people gradually began to block up on the stairs, some wanting to go up and some going down. The steps were not wide, but I saw two big men hugging and kicking at this moment, and I didn't know what was going on.
Seeing that there were more and more onlookers, Tang Yujian cheerfully waved at the people up and down: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've met an old friend." Then he turned sideways to let the others pass, and then said to Meng, "Quick, quick." I've booked a table below, and I went to the toilet in a hurry just now, and I bumped into you when I came back. β
At this moment, Meng Zheng felt that his lower abdomen was also rising. In retrospect, after drinking at noon, I first made trouble in the armament store, and then had a fight with someone at the airport, and then I was dragged by these people in front of me for a long time, and my whole body has been in a high state of tension. Now that the best friends are together, the posture of the body is put down, although the whole body is relaxed, but the urge to urinate has also come up.
"Don't, don't worry." Meng Bang grinned dryly, "The toilet is upstairs?" I'll have to go put the water in first. β
"Okay, the toilet is upstairs, go up and turn right and go to the end." Then we'll wait for you downstairs. After Tang Yujian finished speaking, he just turned around to go downstairs, and suddenly turned around and said, "By the way, be careful when you go to the toilet, there are a lot of thieves here." β
"So horrible?" Meng Ji replied casually.
"It's not scary." Tang Yujian laughed evilly, "It's not scary at all. β
The other three government army men also laughed: "This toilet is famous. There are female thieves in the men's restroom; There are youkai in the women's restroom. β
"Then I'm going to collect the monsters!" Meng replied with a smile.
"Hahaha, then we are waiting for you to triumph."
Then, Tang Yujian took the three government army men to go downstairs. Several tall men went downstairs together, and stomped the wooden steps so that the dust was shaken.
Meng Zhu watched his old friend walk downstairs before turning around and taking a step, the smile he had just smiled on his face. It's been a long time since he's been released like that, and he's going to have to catch up on the old days after going to the bathroom. Otherwise, I don't know when we will see each other again. Although Tang Yujian is called a "genius" in flight, he is too young and belongs to the "rapid soldiers" who were trained for the outbreak of all-out war. No one thought that this war would end like lightning, and Tang Yujian only caught up with the end of the battle, with no achievements and few achievements.
But now this guy has a comfortable life in the country, but how did he come here. After all, there are only a handful of countries that can maintain order after the end of the war.
Just thinking about it, I already walked to the door of the toilet. "There's a monster in the women's bathroom?" Meng Zhu smiled to himself and pushed open the door of the men's restroom.
The toilets were brightly lit by fluorescent lights, and the sewage on the floors was clear. The sound of water squirting inside indicates that the water pipes are broken, mixed with urine and dirt running around. Meng Struck stepped forward and slammed steadily inside, not paying any attention to the soiled upper of his boot. Not to mention this, urine and sewage, the real blood water has been waded through during the war. It was the blood spilled by the brothers who got along with him day and night after the base was attacked by the enemy B-2 stealth bomber group, and the blood mixed with the internal organs and stumps that were blown up. At that time, Meng was lying in it, hoping that his body would dissolve into it, and he didn't want to live alone.
Accompanied by the sound of water spraying, there was a tearing sound in the room. I heard a young man say, "Come on, come on, come on." "The voice is sharp and strange. Immediately after, there was another high-pitched shout, and it didn't feel very old to hear the voice.
Meng Zhu felt that he had come at a bad time, but now that there are all kinds of strange things in broad daylight, no one is embarrassed. So he didn't change his pace, and continued to go inside with a bang. Turning the screen partition wall of the toilet, the scene that caught his eyes at this moment was completely different from what he imagined, which made Meng Zhu slightly unexpected.
At the end of the rows of urinals in the toilet is a handicapped urinal with steel handrails, and three men and a young boy are crammed into one spot. The boy sat on his knees; The other two men, who were slightly chubby and darker-skinned, stuck the boy's hands on the armrests of the disabled urinal. There was also a man standing in front of the boy, slightly lighter-complexion, in his mid-twenties, with hair dyed in a gradient of color from black to green, a motorcycle jacket and jeans underneath. But these are not important, Meng Zhen saw that he was pinning a 54-style "Big Black Star" pistol with a belt on his waist, judging from the luster and falling feeling, it should be a real gun.
The young man with the gun stood in front of the little boy and threw his buttocks forward, then poured urine all over his face, and said as he urinated, "I'll come first, and you two will be on it later." β
The boy struggled to break free, and when he saw someone entering, he shouted at Meng, "Help! Help me! β
The boy's cry for help was sharp and high-pitched, and it was estimated that he had not passed the period of voice change, and he was at most fifteen or sixteen years old. Look at these people again, it really doesn't look like you and me. Stunned for a moment, the boy shouted again: "Can't understand Chinese?" helpοΌ Help! β
The young man who was peeing turned around, looked Meng Bang up and down, and said, "You are also ****** pilot?" Pilots are thieves. Then he continued to urinate.
Before Meng Zheng took two steps in front of the young man, he did not expect the other party to pull out the pistol from his waist as soon as he shook his hand, straightened his right arm, and raised the gun high in front of Meng Sheng's chest with one hand. The pose should be handsome if viewed from a distance, especially at a low angle, this high-end pose is in no way inferior to the protagonist of any gunfight movie.
The young man did not look up, shook his green hair very coolly, and whispered in a childish voice, "Don't be nosy. β
Seeing this stupid and childish posture of holding a gun, Meng Zhen laughed out loud in his heart. He pretended to raise his hands slowly, so slowly that people wanted to fall asleep, and in an instant, his left palm suddenly flew up and grabbed the body of the opponent's pistol, and five thick and strong fingers firmly held the sleeve, making it difficult to fire; It is important to raise your arms at the same time to push the gun high to avoid the line of fire; At this time, the palm of the hand is not loose, and the body of the gun is tightly twisted forward and down, and then pressed.
This set of thunderbolt-like fast, precise and powerful movements barely took half a second, and the young man's right hand holding the gun suddenly felt painful. Just as the muzzle of the gun was twisted upwards by the blow, the green-haired young man was twisted upwards before his index finger could pull the trigger, and the sharp pain made him scream. In order not to break his wrist, the young man bent his knees to relieve the bending of his wrists, and he fell to his knees. At this moment, his two companions didn't see what was happening at all, only their mouths were wide open.
Meng Yan relaxed a little, allowing the green-haired young man to pull his right hand out. Then he took the gun over, and when the green-haired man stood up, he grabbed the gun with his left hand casually, and handed the grip to the other party: "The weak person is the first to pull out the gun, and the smart person is the first to judge the situation." β
The green-haired man took the gun, looked at it with both hands, and looked up at the shot. Holding the gun in his right hand, he shook his jacket with a wave of his arm, and stuck the pistol back into his waist with a belt. This set of moves is still handsome and cool, and he must have practiced this set of moves several times.
After inserting the gun, the green-haired man clenched his fists with both hands: "Good man! I'll call you big brother! Admire! Then he flicked the hem of his jacket and said to his two subordinates: "Call Big Brother!" The two fat men who held down the little boy also nodded again and again, and the big brother kept screaming.
Meng Bang waved his hand: "Let go of the child first, three adults bullying a child, it's really not good-looking." β
"Big brother, you don't know who she is! If you knew, you would beat her up with us! The green-haired man bent slightly, bowed and said. The two subordinates also nodded yes again and again. The green-haired man continued: "This little miscellaneous hair is the famous 'ditch rat' Jin Jiangji in the vicinity, who does everything to steal and cheat. Everyone hates this little bastard, we are doing the right thing for heaven! Eliminate harm for the people! After finishing speaking, the two subordinates echoed again.
Meng Shi looked down and realized that it was a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl kneeling on the ground, and interestingly, she was also wearing a flight suit. Perhaps, as the green-haired man said, this flight suit was also stolen. In fact, from the outside, it is really difficult to tell whether this child is a man or a woman, but looking at the slightly sharpened goose egg chin outline, the posture relationship between the pelvis and legs when kneeling, it feels like it may be a girl, and the flight suit is also a women's balloon sleeve style.
"This is the 'ditch rat' Jin Jiangji. Big brother, you're not bad, many people haven't seen her face yet, and their whole body has been stolen......"
At this moment, I heard a muffled "creaking" crisp sound, as if the inner liner of the thermos had suddenly shattered. Meng Zhu thought that the girl, known as the "ditch rat", had bitten something. Then, the girl stretched her neck and spat a lot of oily liquid into the crotch of the green-haired man's pants, and the remaining two mouthfuls turned her head and spat on the fat man's face on her right hand.
The fat man on the right let go of his hand and wiped his face: "What's it...... Zippo oil? β
said that it was too late, and then it was too fast, and the "ditch rat" Jin Jiangji took out his right hand and waved it forward, shaking out a lighter in his sleeve. She grabbed the lighter and flicked it, and suddenly a huge tongue of fire erupted, instantly setting the crotch of the green-haired man's pants soaked in zippo oil on fire. At this moment, the green-haired man's lower body suddenly burst into flames, and the flames were still pouring upward. He screamed and rolled on the ground as he slapped his crotch, rolling around in and urine, but the fire didn't go out in the slightest.
The two fat subordinates couldn't care about holding Jin Jiangji anymore, so they hurriedly went up to help slap it. But it didn't work, and the fire grew bigger and bigger. Meng couldn't stand it anymore, so he walked up to the green-haired man who was rolling around, reached out and resisted him, and then ran to the pool where the mop was rinsed in a few steps, and after throwing the green-haired man in, he turned on the faucet. Under the impact of a huge stream of cold water, even the fire and oil were washed away, and the flames were extinguished.
Under the washing of the clear water, Meng Zheng saw that it was not burned very badly, but only a layer of floating surface with oil. The green-haired man was obviously not hurt much, and he slowly stood up with his hands on the pool wall: "Hey, I'm ...... Damn, I'm ......" scolded a few words, then straightened up and clenched his fists at Meng with both hands: "Thank you, big brother, for saving your life." Wait for me to go, slaughter this bastard, and vote for the big brother! As he spoke, he turned his back and pulled out his gun.
"Huh? Hey! The green-haired man grabbed his hands at the back of his waist, looked left and right, and then shouted at the two fat men, "Hey! Where's my gun? See my gun? β
"No, no, boss." One of the fat men had not yet recovered from the fire just now, and replied in a daze. Another fat man was also spat a few sips of zippo oil on his face by Jin Jiangji, and he was washing his face at the sink at the moment.
"Uh, boss, my wallet is gone!" The fat man was stunned and suddenly a spirit.
"Oh, my, my wallet is gone." The fat man couldn't care about washing his face, and he didn't find his wallet in his trouser pocket.
The green-haired man's face was also completely green: "My wallet is ...... too Today...... Today I had to skin this rat alive! After yelling, he ran straight out, completely ignoring the crotch of his burnt jeans. His two fat subordinates didn't dare to slack off, and they also rushed out.
Meng Zheng looked at the three people who rushed out, and the toilet was quiet again, except for the sound of running water from the water pipe that had just burst. He reached for his suit's upper pocket, confirming that his most important comrade would be a passer. Fortunately, the tonka is intact, and the important things still need to be put in the front breast pocket.
"Hmph,, really." Meng shook his head, "Obstructing my access to the toilet for no reason." β
He slowly walked over to the urinal, unzipped off his suit, and took another step forward.
At this moment, Meng Ji saw from the mirror in front of him that the door frame and partition of the squatting toilet stall behind him were shaking one after another, as if something was crawling closer and closer to the ground.
Gradually, the door of the innermost toilet stall clicked, and then slowly opened. Jin Jiangji poked her head out of it and whispered to Meng Hit, "Big brother, come here." At this time, Jin Jiangji's voice was different from just now, and it made people's hearts feel numb and weak when they heard it.
Meng Bang sighed, zipped up again, and stepped forward: "Tell me to come in?" β
"Come on, come on."
"What do you say first?"
Jin Jiangji lowered her head and stepped on the edge of the toilet, stood up, and then pointed her finger at Meng: "Big brother, you don't know that you are about to come to a catastrophe." β
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