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Ferguson was still angry just now, and he was already laughing at this moment, in fact, not only him, but Sunderland manager Bruce also hooked the corners of his mouth, but it was not obvious. At first, the fans at the scene didn't know what was going on, thanks to the viewers watching the live broadcast in front of their computers, they were on message boards, forums, Facebook, ...... A GIF is posted on it, a high-definition instant. You see Clattenberg warning the players, and then a white lump of slanted falls, at first he didn't react, he was still yelling, roaring two sentences -
Tile rub!
It seems to have something in the mouth!
It doesn't seem to taste right!
I'm a bird poop!
……
There were only seven or eight seconds of GIF, but the fans who were at the scene clearly understood the whole process of the incident, and after understanding, their anger was suddenly diluted, and several stands were all laughing, and they couldn't hold back their laughter.
"There's a whistle in the Premier League, his name is Clattenburg!"
"He eats. ! Eat. ! Eat. ! Eat. ! ……”
Or the rhythm of the West Stand, and then the fans of the whole stadium followed, at this moment, Old Trafford had a voice: Eat. !
The volume was so loud that the fans who stayed outside and didn't come in heard it, #克拉滕伯格误食鸟屎#分分钟成为热门话题. The game was played at 3pm local time in England, which was supposed to be training time for the players, and there was no way to stop someone from playing with their phones!
Take Manchester City as an example, they are going to London to challenge Queens Park Rangers in this round, this is a team promoted from the Championship, the strength is not up or down, the state is not good, and compared with the blue moon that has spent a lot of money, both the starting lineup and the bench are very thick, it is much worse. The game was two and a half hours later, but the City players were not nervous at all. Even if the warm-up time is counted, they can only enter dozens of minutes early at most, and they can watch the game next door during the time they sit on the bus and go to the stadium.
"I heard that it was Clattenburg who enforced the law! If I'm not mistaken, when he is involved, the Red Devils are unlucky! ”
"Do you want to rub the sharp energy next door?"
"If you want me to say, if you are sincere, you should put Liverpool here! Or Arsenal too! ”
Liverpool and Manchester United are rivals in the English national derby, which can be called mortal enemies, although Liverpool's form has been a little wilted in recent years, and it is difficult to meet a rival and explode! Besides, even if Liverpool is in bad shape, it is better than the Black Cats, this is not a team at the same level!
While watching the live broadcast on their mobile phones, the Manchester City players joked that if they could still tell two bad jokes when they sang the team song in front, they would only be left when the game started hahahahahaha.
"Is Wickham here to be funny? Running and running and getting seriously injured! ”
"Compared to this, Clattenberg is very daring!"
"Samba's foul and Cattermor don't mean the same thing? Can the Red Devils endure one sentence and one not? ”
"I can't bear it, if you really don't see it, forget it, Clattenberg is obviously here to find ballast, he doesn't care if you are at home or not! Anyway, he has 10,000 truths, and he can't help it if he bites to death and says he didn't see you! ”
"It's too much, it's really too much, but it's pretty cool to watch!"
“……”
They complained about the referee on the one hand, and secretly cooled on the other, and after watching it for a few minutes, they felt that they could eat two more bowls today!
Then the plot went to Leander's "offside", Manchester City felt that they couldn't bear it anyway, and the Red Devils still didn't have a seizure!
"Such a grandson today? Rooney's temper didn't blow up? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw an indirect free kick come out, Sunderland counterattacked, and was intercepted by the galloping little mustang oh no, the galloping Leander, and finally shook to the goalkeeper to send the ball into the net pocket.
This wave of offense is very exciting, it doesn't get black!
It can be seen that Manchester United, a supernova, also has a temper, this is a counterattack!
Finally!
The plot has come to a key position -
"Hahahaha!"
"Hahahahaha! Ouch, the phone screen is too small to see clearly, that's bird? ”
"Oh my God! Clattenburg is going to be on fire! Fire all over the world! I envy _(:3ゝ∠)_"
"Envy him for being able to eat at Old Trafford. Excrement? ”
“…… You're so disgusting, do you need dinner after playing football later? ”
"Hahahaha, I can't help it, I haven't encountered such a funny thing after so many years of playing professionally! Facebook has already swiped it out! ”
Balotelli is also naughty, and he has already followed the trend.
LLI: #克拉滕伯格误食鸟屎#鸟都看不下去了.
His news is a bit explicit, obviously ironic in it, if it is a Manchester United player or a fan, forget it, he is from Manchester City, as a sworn enemy, why can't he be used to the referee next door? The harder Clattenburg worked, the better, so that the Reds could get ahead of the milestone.
[Ba Shen go and prepare for the game, don't get involved!] ]
[_Bring this neurotic back with you, don't let him come out and bounce.] Manchester United was eaten by hacked referees. What is the about our birds? ]
[A few more controversial penalties!] It's been a long time since I saw Xiangge! Give the Red Devils some strength, don't let him leave Old Trafford alive! ]
[Wave up, wave up!] We're going to see 0:25 or 25:0 to celebrate! ]
Balotelli's side is not finished yet, and the Spanish side has started again, because the game there is a day later than the Premier League, Real Madrid is tomorrow at noon, and Barcelona is the day after tomorrow. Manchester United's game is definitely worth watching, but it will not take the training time to get together to watch the game, originally, Ronaldo was going to go back to watch the replay with Chris after training, and he heard the scary laughter.
After a training session, they can have a little rest, Marcelo previously read Ronaldo's Facebook message and knew that today was Ferguson's big day, he casually swiped the news website, originally to watch the media brag, how great and great the lord, and what amazing results Manchester United have achieved in the past 25 years...... Unexpectedly, this is not the case.
"Embarrassment: Clattenberg is suspected of eating bird poop!" 》
"Flying in your mouth! Clattenburg Live Eat Xiang! 》
"The Premier League referee eats bird poop by mistake and chews it heavily!" 》
It feels like I've gone on the wrong set, and I've said that Ferguson has been good for twenty-five years, and what about the media congratulations?
Clattenberg, that's a familiar name!
Thanks to Marcelo's promotion, the Real Madrid first team burst into laughter, and if you happen to follow them all, you'll notice that the latest Facebook news looks like this.
LO: Hahahahaha!
pepe: Hahahaha!
S: Hahahahaha!!
rao:=_=
zil:=_=
As a top star of Manchester United, Luo Ye certainly has an attitude at this time.
Aldo: #克拉滕伯格误食鸟屎#双标误判, the referee is so bad that God can't stand it!
Every day, I say that the live broadcast eats Xiang, and I always have to pay it back when I come out to mix!
If you don't believe it, look up, who the sky spares you!
Paste it, those who say live broadcast every day that they eat Xiang live broadcast cut * are scared.
I'm so scared that I'm on my knees on the keyboard! Never brag again!
……
The network has exploded, and Old Trafford was supposed to fight, because of this buffer, the fans are still hahahaha, and they haven't had time to think about how to clean up the referee.
The commentary didn't dare to be as capricious as the stars and netizens in the league next door, and brought this topic after laughing. Only Sky Sports, the two famous mouths, actually discussed the issue of taste during the live broadcast, probably saying that in the event of such an emergency, they don't drink saliva and rush their tongues, what's going on with chewing? Is it really that delicious?
"Okay, after the laugh, the game continues. We can see that Ferdinand is no longer explaining, what he is saying to his teammates on the side, Bendtner is fine, it does look like he has a bump, the ankle is slightly red, but there is no broken skin, and the team doctor has gone down after seeing it...... Sunderland fans can rest assured that although Welbeck is injured, Bendtner is fine! ”
"The free-kick is his own penalty, it's the second chance in eight minutes, if you can't take advantage of the ......" I wanted to analyze a few more words, because Bendtner had already got up and the words were broken, "He kicked a beautiful curling kick!" Hanging over the wall to the upper left corner of the goal, the position is very extreme, De Gea's reaction is also fast, he jumped instantly, and also successfully touched the ball, but the fingertips touched, slightly changed the flight trajectory but did not deviate out, the goal still went in! ”
“1:1! Sunderland equalised away and their boss Bruce smiled as they lost seventeen times in a row and today can finally show their mentor how much energy his team has! ”
Commentary, that's it, whoever scores a goal will blow it!
On the message board, the fans ridiculed a lot: There is indeed a chance, under the escort of the faint whistle!
Sunderland took advantage of the free-kick opportunity to equalise, and the Red Devils fans were certainly not convinced, they felt that the free-kick should not have been punished in the first place, and more fans were still calm, not only did they help to persuade them.
People even eat Xiang, don't misjudge one?
For the sake of the cost of this goal, forgive him!
1:1 is not the point, eating Xiang is not the point, I just hope this product can learn a lesson, I feel that today is a bit evil, and if I continue, something big may happen!
If he could have learned his lesson, it wouldn't have been Clattenburg!
Next, within fifteen minutes, the referee gave the Red Devils two more yellow cards, and also gave free kicks, but unfortunately the free kick is not a penalty for him, it is a sharp weapon for some players, most people's scoring rate is still limited, Sunderland failed to pass these two chances to overtake the score, in the twenty-seventh minute of the first half, Clattenburg finally played a big one!
Before, it was only against the Black Cat Pine and tight against Manchester United, probably because Sunderland was too uncompetitive to open the situation, forcing him to directly offer a penalty.
The plot is like this, Ji Dongyuan, who replaced Welbeck, finally got a chance to show his face, he was parallel to Patles Evra in the frontcourt, one wanted to protect the ball, the other wanted to break the ball, the two pushed forward, pushed near the top of the arc, snapped, Ji Dongyuan fell, and then fell into the penalty area with half of his body, Clattenburg rushed over very decisively, and a red card for Evra, and at the same time stretched out his hand to the penalty spot.
If there is no series of physical contact between the two sides, Evra directly puts Ji Dongyuan down, and the yellow card or red card depends on the referee's mood, there is nothing to say.
The problem this time is that Ji Dongwon did not have the ball, he and Evra pushed each other forward, which is not a problem of destroying the offensive opportunity at all, it is not a question of yellow cards and red cards, it is a question of whether to take out a card!
As for this penalty, he was also drunk.
The rules say that a penalty should be awarded for a foul committed by a player in his own penalty area.
The point is that the foul action must be in the penalty area.
Fouled outside the penalty area and fell into the penalty area, the referee awarded a penalty, which was a misjudgment!
This time, I didn't even need a slow-motion replay, and the 70,000 home fans were all blown up, and they directly wanted to comfort the Clattenburg family, and Ji Dongyuan was also brought in. This is still the referee of the English top league, a red and a little misjudged, really not afraid to explain at Old Trafford?
The narrator jumped too.
"Miscalculation! This is an absolute miscalculation! It can be clearly seen that the foul action is outside the penalty area, even if you take care of Sunderland, you can't hold up a free kick in front, and it is impossible to award a penalty! ”
"Look carefully at the slow mirror replay, Ji Dongyuan did not grasp the ball, from his receipt of the ball to the top of the arc, he was pushed by Evra, whether the Manchester United defenders used so much force to knock people down I don't evaluate, this is only known to the parties, but even if there is, it should not be given a red card!"
"Ji Dongyuan is very smart, watching the replay, he jumped a step, fell into the penalty area with half a volley, felt that this position was not conducive to the penalty kick, and rolled half a circle like I had back pain, and completely entered the penalty area before the referee was in place...... It's really exciting, it's more exciting than any previous foul or goal, and it's almost in the top 10 fakes! ”
Richard Keith was still polite, he pointed out the fact of the miscalculation, but did not go too far, and Andy Gray laughed at it.
The message board and the Internet are crazy again, and the fans forget about the bird poop incident for the time being, and the focus is on this penalty!
[Although I've heard of Klatten Xiangge's name, it's the first time I've seen him play a game, it's more exciting than playing football myself, and it's all hilarious for half an hour!] ]
[This is a collection of money, right?] Is it Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester City, and Chelsea that have raised funds? ]
[Hahahahaha, if it's so easy, my car will win all 38 rounds directly, and I still need to kick? ] ]
[Clearly here to avenge Newcastle!] ]
[…… Did he really look at the schedule? Newcastle are about to meet the Red Devils in two rounds, and this kind of thing is happening at the juncture, can it be good? ]
I don't know, anyway, Clattenburg is going to fight Manchester United to the end, Evra went up to him to theorize, he firmly pointed to the players' tunnel, I don't listen, I don't listen! Evra was so angry that he was about to reach for his collar, but was stopped by his big brother Ferdinand, who had rushed over, and the French defender shook his head.
I'm angry, I'm really angry!
Rooney's love is not very good, and he is about to repeat the plot against Ashley Cole, but Leander drags him down, and the dragon father rarely pulls his face down, and his expression is very cold at this moment.
"Don't forget what day it is!"
"Evra has been sent off, do you want to go down too?"
……
He is usually soft and cute, but his teammates were scared when he suddenly became like this, and Rooney was also angry, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Then forget it?" If you go on like this, you won't lose! Why don't I kill him! ”
Leander chuckled.
He squinted at Clattenberg.
"People don't want their faces, they've eaten all the, don't you just want a penalty!"
There's still a lot of time to play!
Who can have the last laugh you won't know until you've watched it!
It's not that you can't grab it, such as this penalty, although Ji Dongyuan and Clattenburg both fought so hard, it still didn't score! De Gea played bravely, he slapped the ball away with an ultra-extreme reaction speed, the Sunderland players rushed in to make up the shot, the first point was still grabbed by Manchester United, it was Rooney, Rooney who was holding his breath, he roared angrily, and directly kicked a big foot towards the opposite goal.
It's venting!
If you don't let him wave, the fire will burn Clattenberg sooner or later!
However, no one expected, and Rooney himself did not expect that such a casual kick would actually enter the ...... Because this side is taking a penalty, the opposing goalkeeper is also attracted, so he took a few steps forward, to the top of the arc, and looked at the situation over there with his hands on his waist.
Sunderland goalkeeper Westwood didn't feel much at first, waiting until half-time for him to feel bad.
it! This arc is wrong!
it! Is this going in?
Westwood dropped back quickly, his eyes locked on the ball and his hands raised, ready to jump at the perfect moment. As a result, the ball hit the ground and bounced straight into the goal, and he was so panicked that he didn't catch it at all.
No matter how dark the referee is, he can't blow away this classic goal.
There was another cheating scene in the Premier League, Sunderland did not score a penalty, and Rooney opened his foot to vent and score.
Rooney: _(:3ゝ∠)_
The mood is a bit complicated, and it's hard to put into words.
If it weren't for his own game, he would have felt that he had taken the script!
I really didn't expect to score at all, end! Whole! Not! Yes!
Leander gave Rooney a thumbs up and the whole United team patted him on the shoulder and touched his head.
"That's the best way to vent your anger, Wayne did a great job!"
"The goal was so beautiful, definitely the best of the week!"
Rooney was still angry a second ago, but now he has switched to a state of crying and laughing, and the commentary is also applauding, whether it is this goal or the development of the plot, it is very good, the referee does not want to ruin this milestone battle, the Red Devils will never admit defeat!
Don't try to humiliate us at Old Trafford!
Glory to Manchester United!
Glory to Manchester United!
The commentators are ridiculing: "Being able to turn danger into a goal, De Gea is a great contributor, it is precisely because of his magical save that Rooney was given the opportunity to open his feet, we can see that Rooney himself actually did not expect this goal to score, and it accounted for ten percent by chance!" The strength is really just right, and caught up with the Sunderland goalkeeper to watch the excitement, he left his position, if you are lucky enough to have a score of 1:2 inexplicably rewritten to 2:1, what an interesting progress! ”
What's interesting!
Sunderland fans are really embarrassed, anyone with a discerning eye can see that this penalty is a fraud, there is no point in arguing, if it goes in, this pot will be backed, but it hasn't been scored, they are hacked in vain!
[Did that Korean do it on purpose?] He wants to be the star of today's game? ]
[I'm really angry, it's good to win or lose, but it's obvious that you're going to lose and lose like this!] ]
[The referee is also very problematic, I almost thought that our club was so rich that he could buy him, but the result was to retaliate and help the Magpie avenge ......]
The Sunderland fans are tired of dying, they just want this game to end quietly, no more moths, things can be so easy to do, this time the penalty plan failed, five minutes later, Clattenburg made a comeback!
The same recipe, the same taste, the same infuriating.
Because it's already 10v11, it's not appropriate to punish people again, and Clattenburg also seemed very kind, only giving a yellow card and a penalty! Go on the penalty! It's definitely time to go this time!
This game is really the day dog.
So far, he has four yellows and one red, and he has taken care of the Red Devils' midfield and backfield.
This opportunity was still fought by the Koreans, who had not scored the penalty himself, and felt that the ball was not good luck today, so he wanted Bendtner to come. Bendtner is not stupid, after this game, the whole of England, oh no, the whole of Europe will be fried, it is better to pick it out at this time, mix it up and beware of accidents.
Bendtner politely refused, and Ji Dong-won once again stood in front of the penalty spot.
[Sure enough, only Park Ji-sung can handle the Kimchi Country players, and the others are all this virtue, and it's disgusting to see it!] ]
[I don't think he looks good, and he still wants to score!] ]
……
Although similar remarks are being swiped on the message board, in fact, everyone is not so confident, this is a penalty! Penalty!
They couldn't even swear anymore, so they just put their hands together and prayed, waiting for the result of this free throw.
Let's just say it, you can't kick it when you're unlucky!
The quality of the free throws was not bad, but De Gea saved the world, saved the 70,000 fans in the stadium, he blocked the ball again, this time it was Leander, and the dragon dad also took a kick from Rooney!
“al!”
"Leander! Leander has scored again! He had a better quality kick and even though Westwood were ready to save the ball, United 3-1, they pulled the score away in the most incredible way possible, and God knows it would have been Sunderland's chance! ”
"It was a classic in every way, and to be able to give Sir Alex Ferguson such a victory, the players did a good job!"
Leander also pretended to be very surprised and innocent, he glanced at the referee apologetically, and then said to his teammates: "I just learned Wayne to vent!" I didn't expect that! ”
Kaka smiled brightly.
"This is God's arrangement, and no one can imagine it."
Despite so many unfair penalties, why? They're cool over there! Clattenburg and Ji Dongyuan, who missed two penalties, were stunned, and the blow was heavy!
[I thought it wouldn't be long before this game was going to go, I was still naïve.] ]
[You're not the only one who is naïve, after the score becomes 3:1, my expression is like this :=_=]
[The lord couldn't cry or laugh, he was just about to roll up his sleeves and go up to fight with Clattenberg, I didn't expect his two forwards to be so competitive!] ]
[Well, ask me why I'm kneeling to watch the game!] I've seen it too! ]
[According to this plot development, I knelt down and begged the referee to give the opposite side five more penalties!] ]
[How is five penalties enough?] Give at least a dozen! ]
……
Of course, it's a joke, generally speaking, penalties are accompanied by red and yellow cards, and if Clattenburg is really ready to fight Manchester United, the main defense of the Red Devils will have to eat cards after this game!
Others are looking forward to seeing this development, such as Manchester United's opponents in the next leg, Swansea.
It's better to eat all cards!
Let the substitutes come on in the next round, don't abuse us with the main force!