After the 151 big victory
For the battle between Lazio and Juventus, "Roma Sport" gave a bloody headline: "This is a massacre".
After releasing the words that it is good to play Juventus without Torino play, Lazio's new signing Leiy Garrincha this summer has given the Italian a thorough look at what was called last season's La Liga Bronze Boot! And what is called the La Liga Bronze Boot that is just one goal away from being promoted to La Liga Silver Boot!!
However, this huge victory did not make Long and Short Legs happy for long, long times.
Because, the second round of the group stage of this season's UEFA Champions League is about to begin!!
In this round of the group stage, Enzo's Real Madrid will meet Torino!! Turin!! That Turin who has turned his cheerful, optimistic, silly and sweet long and short legs into a paranoid!!
Yes, it's a very, very, very tragic thing.
In order to be able to play with Torino, Lei Yi left Atletico Madrid, who cared for him all kindly, and refused the request of the male god Enzo to play in Real Madrid together. But for this goal, it was easy to come to Serie A, and he hasn't played Torino yet! Enzo is already going to face Torino at the Bernabeu, home of Real Madrid!!
Imagine how he would have felt when he was watching Garrincha's video of the game and got the news that Real Madrid and Torino were in the same group this year......
Oh, and it must smell the same as a dozen kinds of cheese when put together, which is quite complicated.
Take a look at the calendar on November 25th, which was marked only a few days ago, and then look at the second round of the Champions League group stage between Real Madrid and Torino on January 4o!! A full month earlier than they were, 22 days more!! What's more, they were able to compete again before the winter break!! But if he wants to touch Turin twice, he'll have to wait until next year!
How can this be!!
Let me do it!!
Let me!! Let me!!!
However, the Champions League group has been decided, and the new team Lazio and Torino have been playing since this summer in Serie A, and they are unlikely to meet in the group stage due to the principle of avoiding the same league as the group stage grouping. This is really the same as the success in Serie A, and the defeat is also in the same Serie A.
The preoccupation with Real Madrid and Torino on 4 January has left them unable to focus too much on their own Champions League group stage second-round opponents, Bayern Munich. Although, their away game against Bayern Munich was even a day earlier than Real Madrid's match against Torino.
For the second round of the Champions League group stage match with Bayern Munich, the whole Lazio team has started to prepare early. As the head coach of this team, Mr. Pablo began to think about the most suitable personnel arrangement a month ago. What's more, in order to allow Lei Yi, who is the team's main scorer, to have more physical fitness in this game, he originally did not plan to start Lei Yi in the game against Juventus.
And in the end, what made Pablo change his attention was, of course, only Lei Yi's own excessive dedication to that game.
Due to UEFA's rule that away teams in the Champions League must arrive at the city two days before the start of the match, the players will only have a small celebration in the dressing room after the bloody Juventus victory on 3 September. And at the end of this little celebration, Pablo also deliberately told the players in the dressing room that they must go to bed early after going home at night, and they will gather at the training base early tomorrow morning, and take the club's special plane to Bayern Munich, Germany, the city.
"Son, get up. Hurry up. ”
"Hmm...... Well? ”
"Son, get up, get up!"
"Give me ...... again Give me five minutes ......."
"Get up, mom will go out in a while."
Twenty minutes later......
"Ahh!!h
The eyes of the long and short legs, who were still sleeping in a mess, woke up in an instant, and then let out a miserable scream, "I'm late!! ”
When the mother with long and short legs called him for the first time, the long and short legs who were still sleeping in a daze still thought, well, it's okay, it's a big deal to leave with breakfast in his mouth. When the mother with long and short legs called him for the second time, the long and short legs thought again, it's okay, don't ride a bicycle later, call a taxi! But now......
Lei Yi: "Mom!" Didn't I say call me in five minutes!! It's been almost half an hour!! Ahhhhh Already late!! ”
Lei's mother: "Huh? Why are you still at home and not leaving! I've gone out to buy groceries and come back!! ”
Thunder Wing: "............"
Next, it was the personal performance time of the female driver, Mrs. Lei. The long and short legs only had time to brush his teeth, and he didn't even wash his face, so he put on a suit issued by the club, and sat in his own car driven by his mother with a non-mainstream bird's nest head. And then...... And so the car started......
Just when Mama Lei stepped on the gas pedal when she was in her own parking space, the car that looked absolutely unattractive just flicked its tail out of the parking space in a drifting way!!
"Whew!" Ray Mama drove more than three cars!
"Whew!" Ray's mother drove more than four cars!
"Hey, hey, hey!! Mr. Pablo!! Don't wait for me!! No, no, no, no, no, I'm here!! I overslept!! Can you please talk to me about the location function of special friends now!! We'll see you on the way to the airport!! Yes, I'm sorry!! Yes, yes, it's me!! I'm sorry a!!a ”
"Tick Tick Tick!" Mother Lei pulled her grim face and drove behind the emergency car that drove all the way forward!
"Whew!" Lei's mother made a sharp turn and turned into a small alley, and the rearview mirrors on both sides of the car were almost only an arm's length away, so she rushed in without even stepping on the brakes!
Lei Yi: "Mom...... Mother...... You drive like this...... Won't it really be a problem......"
Lei Yi: "Mom...... Mom, how did you know this little alley could be opened like this......"
Lei Yi: "Mom...... Didn't Mom Navigator let you go that way......"
Lei Ma: "Do you think that I have only been shopping for groceries, cooking, washing clothes, and mopping the floor for three months in Rome!" ”
On the other hand......
The night before, he also specially told the players to wash and sleep when they go back, don't go out crazy, and don't start dancing with music on at home, and the Lazio coach Pablo, who danced in the middle of the night, looked at his phone almost with a blue face. On his large phone display, a map of Rome is now displayed, and a small icon not far away is the club's headshot of the new season players taken for Thunder Wing before the start of the season.
I was late when I went to another country to participate in the Champions League!
It's a big deal! It's been a game-changer!!
In the face of Mr. Pablo's frosty rough face, the atmosphere in the bus carrying the Lazio players was extraordinarily stagnant, and everyone did not dare to speak, for fear of stepping on the manager's nervous nerves, which had collapsed very tightly, and being scolded angrily. In addition to Pablo, the vice-captain Cavalle, who praised Lei Yi from the bottom of his heart after yesterday's game and encouraged him to play well in the future, also had a face that no one wanted to enter, which looked very scary, and the captain Gazzola whispered to the vice-captain not to be too angry, Garrincha will definitely catch up soon.
That is, when the angry coach Mr. Pablo redrew the formation he had for the game against Bayern in his notebook, and crossed out the names of the long and short legs, and wrote them up and crossed them out, the little icon of Thunder Wings on the road began to approach them at the speed of a small rocket, approaching, and approaching again.
Seeing this approaching speed, Pablo immediately used the speed calculation function attached to the special friend location function, stood up, walked to the driver's side and glanced at the yardage meter, only three seconds after entering the current speed of the bus, the speed of the small long and short legs that was speeding towards them appeared on the mobile phone!
195 km/h!!
Pablo was so angry that he wanted to tear down the seat of the bus!! He scolded viciously, wanting to dial Lei Yi's mobile phone number, but he couldn't figure out if the one who was driving now was really not the boy who was underbeaten, and he couldn't dial the number after hesitating. In desperation, Pablo had to stop the bus driver who worked for the club on the road leading to the airport, leaving the whole team on the road waiting for the birds that were flying towards them in a hurry.
Ten minutes later, the car that had met with the organization with the accurate special friend positioning function finally made a thrilling stop behind the Lazio bus, and the sound of the brakes being stepped on to the end was abrupt and piercing, making the little blue eagles sitting on the bus look behind them unconsciously.
Then, the black-clad "godfather" and the little blue eagles saw a long and short leg crawling down from the car......
"I'm coming!! I'm coming!!! I'm coming!!!! ”
Oh, what a miserable lateness.
The whole team waited for him for ten minutes on the road to the airport! Ten minutes!!
That's because the coach was worried that he would get into a car accident if he came too soon!!
On the way to the Munich airport in Germany, wearing a straight suit but with a bird's nest of long and short legs, he didn't even dare to say a word, and in the end, the fullback Damian, who had a good relationship with him, couldn't stand it, so he took him to the bathroom of his club plane and grabbed his hair for a while before he refreshed the messy and sluggish hair.
"When we get to the airport later, there will be a lot of German media waiting there to take pictures, how can you be seen like this?"
In the face of Damian, who is still willing to grab his hair and get his hairstyle straight, he is late for a long time and has long and short legs, and he almost doesn't know how to face others!!
"I'm sorry...... I'm sorry I was so happy yesterday that I couldn't sleep......"
In the face of such a sincere apology from Long and Short Legs, Damian opened his eyes that seemed extraordinarily energetic and uttered such cruel words: "Go, sit next to Mr. Pablo." I just saw him cross out your name on the starting line-up and cross it out several times. ”
Thunder Wing: "............"
Thirty seconds later......
"Sir!! Sir I was wrong!! Forgive me!! There is no overnight feud between the players and the coach!! Say yes!! Say yes!! That's it!! ”