Chapter 24: Tiger Mountain
Yang Fengyue saw Li Tiancai's bitter gourd face and glared at him: "It's okay if you put on a face for me, it's not allowed to be like this in the afternoon." Blind date, isn't that it, how can it be done once or twice? Unless you can find a girlfriend to come home now, I'll take care of that. ”
"Take your girlfriend home now? Just kidding, do you want me to buy one back from the online store? was pinched at the door, Li Tiancai dared to refute, so he had to nod obediently and leave silently.
Li Tiancai entered the farm, first looked at the wild sheep he had caught yesterday, and found that the meat was still bright red, without the slightest sign of deterioration, and his heart was immediately relieved.
He secretly said in his heart: This farm is really super welfare, constant temperature, constant light and constant freshness, it is completely an independent kingdom, but this kingdom is too small.
Li Tiancai first placed the newly bought dozen or so beast clips, clicked off the prey he caught, and brought them back to the farm.
Since this wild sheep could not see the light, Li Tiancai found himself to do the knife and started the first dissection in his life.
Li Tiancai picked off a large piece of meat with clumsy techniques and placed it in a steel basin to take home and enjoy it for himself. Then he pulled down some small pieces of meat, and cut them into small pieces, which were rations for the two fine dogs.
After becoming a butcher, Li Tiancai picked up his bow and arrows again, played the role of a hunter, and went out to farm monsters and upgrade.
Because it was not far from lunchtime, in order to avoid hanging the lottery, he chose the weakest pheasant and hare to start. In order to be famous, Li Tiancai kept comforting himself: Who told you to have such a strong reproductive ability, I am guarding my homeland and maintaining the ecological balance of the grassland.
In more than two hours, with the assistance of more than a dozen beast traps, and under the sneak attack of undeclared war, Li Tiancai actually hit more than 30 pheasants and hares, and gained 52 experience points.
Anyway, the farm is a big fresh-keeping warehouse, and Li Tiancai didn't hand it over to the system for recycling, and it seems that he doesn't know what the amount of grain is for now.
So, he carried all the pheasants and hares he had hunted back and put them in a corner of the farm.
Approaching noon, Li Tiancai reluctantly returned to reality. He first fed the dog mutton and space spring water, then fetched a bucket of cold water, washed his hands, face, dishes, and rice, and started eating......
The meal was full, and before Li Tiancai could finish the meal, Yang Fengyue was busy and cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks in three or two.
In order to avoid encountering Waterloo again, Yang Fengyue attaches great importance to and pays close attention to this blind date. After summarizing decades of life experience and aesthetics, she dressed up this most satisfying work with great care.
In the double lure of game and greens. Confused, in the past few days, Li Tiancai has a round belly. No, he is now holding a big belly, standing in the living room like a puppet, expressionless at the mercy of his face.
After nearly an hour of devastation, Li Tiancai was finally liberated and gained freedom of movement.
Under Yang Fengyue's repeated urging, Li Tiancai rushed to the old place with his mother in a hurry, and with a kind of heroic feelings, he went to Tiger Mountain again!
Because Yang Fengyue had made sufficient preparations this time, the mother and son arrived at their destination an hour and a half earlier than the agreed flight time.
Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, you must know that this journey only takes more than ten minutes in total!
Yang Fengyue nodded proudly, and said happily to Li Tiancai: "Genius, we can be regarded as the first to arrive this time." I'll go and book a private room and order a snack or something. Don't go anywhere you stand here, wait! ”
With the experience of the last time, Yang Fengyue went into the teahouse to order a private room with a lot of numbness, and she didn't have the timidity she had before.
Li Tiancai covered his forehead with his hand, looked at the sky, and said exaggeratedly: "My mother, are you really my own mother?" I didn't see the scorching sun. Oh my god, are you going to roast me on the fire? ”
Yang Fengyue glanced at Li Tiancai and said, "Don't give me a poor mouth, now is the critical moment, you have to endure it." Besides, you stupid, don't you know how to stand in the shade on the steps? ”
Li Tiancai looked at his mother's back, and then looked at the street without the slightest popularity, and stood alone at the gate as a female stone.
In this situation, Li Tiancai couldn't help but feel sad secretly: It's really difficult to be single, isn't it just for a blind date? Brother is only 23 years old this year, so you don't need to fight like this, right?
In the midst of embarrassment, anxiety and sultryness, Yang Fengyue's mother and son ushered in the matchmaker Wang, the late flower girl and her mother, like nectar after a long drought.
This time, fortunately, this flower girl didn't have such a big temper, and she followed behind her mother very facelessly, walked into the teahouse, and came to the private room.
According to the matchmaker, it turned out that the bespectacled mushroom Liang was named Mao Li, who had just graduated from the county vocational school this year, and was going to go to Pengcheng to join her relatives in the past few days, and it was said that her relatives were running factories.
A few people first drank a few sips of tea in the private room, knocked a few melon seeds, and talked a few words.
A few old people made an excuse very interestingly, made a way to escape, and left the two young people in the private room and let them go alone.
Li Tiancai picked up the teacup, squinted at Mao Li, and felt cool in his heart, what kind of sin did he do in his previous life?
When I was young, I was full of beautiful visions of love and marriage, and I fantasized countless times that I could fall in love with a girl like Snow White and grow old.
After graduation, this handsome guy has taken the initiative to lower her requirements, as long as she can be worthy of the audience, as long as she is still a girl, and they can have a common language with each other.
That's a low requirement, okay?
But, hey, don't mention the sad past!
And when he was full of scars and a trace of expectation, he was slapped in the face for the first time on a blind date.
Although most of that girl is no longer a girl's family, but that girl looks pretty good, right?
I didn't expect the situation to deteriorate, the girl in front of me, this safe face and the figure of a female man, is not my cup of tea at all, my brother is so sangxin.
What's even more depressing is that Mao Li, the classmate in front of her, looks arrogant, like the money of a relative of her family. It's just like hers, revealing a superior aura.
Mao Li pushed her glasses, asked Li Tiancai a few family and economic questions like checking her household registration, and then showed disappointment, instantly lost her interest in talking, and played with her broken mobile phone.
Li Tiancai was once again slapped in the face as air, wow cool and wow cool, his little liver slowly had a hot feeling, and he really wanted to slap him!
According to this rhythm, wait until the third and fourth blind dates, is it possible, brother's mate selection criteria will be lowered to the bottom before the merciless blow: as long as it is a female?
After being silent for a while, Li Tiancai felt that he should say something, if he hadn't been dragged by his mother, how could my brother have the kung fu to accompany a stupid girl like you to drink stuffy tea?
It's a pity that Li Tiancai is one step late.
didn't wait for him to send a good person card, but Mao Li shook her mobile phone, pointed to the chat history and said, "Who is that, actually, I already have a boyfriend." I'm so sorry, my family insisted on asking me to come today,
So, please understand this. Well, I feel that you are a good person, and you will definitely find a better girl than me in the future. ”
"Hey, I can't imagine that you still have such self-knowledge!" Li Tiancai rubbed his hands excitedly as if he heard the sound of heaven, and almost blurted out the words of thanks and praise.