Leander went back on the twenty-eighth, and when he came, he carried a backpack and went back to pull a large box, half of which was signed jerseys, as well as official merchandise and small gifts. Every time Ronaldo comes out of these, he can get a few copies, but he just occupies a place, and since Leander is greedy, Ronaldo stuffs some for him.

Stupid Dragon's trip to Madrid was really successful, specifically Xiàn brushed the favorability of the male god's whole family without spending a penny, met a few new friends, and received "gifts" from new friends, oh yes, he also signed a sky-high endorsement contract with Coca-Cola.

I flew from Birmingham to Madrid, and the flight back landed in Manchester, where Rooney picked him up and took him back to his villa. The happiest person in this meeting was not Rooney, nor his brainless wife, but his son, Kaye.

Rooney's chubby boy was born at the end of 09, half a year older than Little Kiwi, influenced by his parents, he can almost be said to have grown up watching Leander's games, and he likes this Premier League newcomer Wang mixed-race handsome guy. The fat boy was playing ball in the yard, and when he heard the horn, he lay on the ball and looked in the direction where the sound came from, and saw that it was his father who lost the ball and was ready to pounce, and the little fat boy stumbled and ran a few steps, and found that the other side of the car door was also open, and a familiar person came down from inside!

“donnie！！！！！”

"Mommy, it's Donnie!!!!"

He shouted into the house with a milky voice, and at the same time made an emergency change of direction, and slammed into Leander like a cannonball.

Colleen was busy in the kitchen when she heard the movement and came out to look, and she said, "OMG! ”“omg！” “omg！” Finish. Leander noticed the hostess's cunning, he smiled at Colleen, and then staged a classic scene of the Legend of the White Snake with the fat son of the Rooney family, he took two steps forward, squatted down and held the fat boy in his arms, this set of actions was very skillful, Kaye didn't recognize life, and started to use the neck.

This scene of love and affection made Rooney angry, he parked the car, and when he came out, he pinched his son's face.

"Boy with no conscience!"

I forgot my dad when I saw the beauty!

Considering his son's usual style, Rooney was also mentally prepared, and he just joked and explained to Leander: "Kaye is your fan. ”

Leander smiled very happily: "We have such a good relationship and I haven't heard you talk about this, I would have brought a gift earlier, otherwise I would have signed the name of the little potato?" ”

Shameless! Who are you! My son is not uncommon for your autograph! Is Lao Tzu worth much more than you, okay?

Rooney was so angry that he glanced at Leander: "I warn you not to take Kaye badly!" Don't take those messy nicknames! What a little kiwi small potato! It's hard to hear!! ”

Daddy Dragon is not cowardly at all! He calmly took out his mobile phone, chose the photo function, and then rubbed Kaye's face, "Little potato, we ignore your father!" Follow my pace! One! Two! Three! ”

Kaye smiled toothlessly at his father, he put his chubby face on Ander, and posed in a dirty scissorhands shape, because he was very cute and white, tender and chubby, and this photo was described in one word - cute!

Triple Shot Achieved! Leander opened the Facebook backstage with a familiar way, posted new messages, and checked the photos, and this set of actions was simply smooth. Rooney watched his fat son being poisoned, and he didn't even have time to rescue him.

The brain-dead fan of love and justice _ld11: I was so moved to know that Little Potato was my loyal fan...... [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]

The fans were stunned when they swiped this news, and then hahahaha!

[This is not Lu Xiaopang's son? ] Someone punched me, I read that right!! ]

[You read that right, Tang Rolling's popularity is also hell!! ]

[Ronaldo's name is Little Kiwi, Rooney's is called Little Potato, I just want to know what Kaka's name is?] ]

[Grapes?] ]

[Pineapple?] ]

[Winter melon?] ]

[……]

[Luka is so cute, you call him winter melon, Kaka knows it's okay?] ]

[The winter melon is not bad, with the route and style of Tang Rolling, it may be a big cucumber and a big banana!] ]

[Don't discuss this, I want to ask Lu Xiaopang about the shadow area in his heart.] ]

[Hahahahaha, my wife is a Tang rolling fan, and my son is a loyal fan...... No wonder he messed up so badly, I'm drunk too! ]

[Wax reads for Lu Chubby;!] ]

……

Rooney was so angry that he also took out his mobile phone and came to a powerful counterattack!

Y: You're so annoying, Kaye doesn't like you, you go!! Put down my son!!

Y: Rolling sports cars are gone, go back to Blackburn!

He didn't say that Leander almost forgot, and there was such a thing as a sports car, and after brushing out this news, he looked at Rooney expectantly: "What about the car?" What about my car? ”

The last counterattack was lost too miserably, Rooney didn't dare to act rashly, threatening Leander was obviously not the right thing to do, just let go and seemed to be very casual, Lu Xiaopang was still thinking about how to make this slut admit defeat, Kaye betrayed him! Completely betrayed!

Chubby Dun stretched out his hand and pointed to the garage: "There!" There, there! Cars! ”

Daddy Dragon kissed Kaye on the cheek and hugged him in the direction of the garage, Rooney was about to have a heart attack!

Son, did you recognize your father by mistake /(tot)/~~

I'm miserable enough, and you're still helping that slut! Can it be good?

Colleen, who witnessed the whole process, smiled, she walked over to give her husband a comforting kiss, and went back to the kitchen to work. He followed him to the garage!

How would you describe this car?

Even if the designer himself comes to see it at first glance, he probably won't recognize it as his own!

This Lamborghini Gallardo Rooney also has it, probably because of his personality, he prefers this kind of powerful car, and not only that, Rooney's black Lamborghini is parked next to the one he customized for Leander, although so, you can't tell it's a twin at a glance.

Lu Xiaopang, who was cheated out of Xiang, chose a childish counterattack method, first customizing a Lamborghini Gallardo, and then getting it to be repainted, like a graffiti wall, with bells and whistles painted on it full of Q version of the little monster...... Kaye liked the car so much that he couldn't walk when he saw it, and struggled out of the competition when he heard that it was going to be given to Leander.

This kind of flowery and green looks very hurtful to the eyes, others may not be able to open it, Daddy Dragon...... I can't drive it out!

He doesn't know how to drive at all!

Even so, he showed his affection!

"It's so cool! The main color is better to choose golden yellow! I'm not particularly fond of green! ”

Green always reminds him of the Green Dragon, the orderly and evil Green Dragon who will attack without provoking at all! This insidious and cunning breed that corrupts the reputation of the dragons and makes people uncomfortable likes to live halfway up the mountain, they are of terrible taste, and there is always a bad smell in the cave!

Okay, okay, after all, this car is worth hundreds of thousands of pounds, Lu Xiaopang's sincerity is still very sufficient, and if he changes Leander, he has no choice but to buy it, and he will also choose Chang'an Benben Chery buckle...... Aren't they all cars!!

From the moment he entered the garage, Lu Xiaopang was peeking at Leander's expression, and he was very confident that this domineering paint would definitely scare the slut! When he showed the slightest hesitation, he threw out the large part of the prepared speech, and then took the car back nobly and coldly! It's just that Rooney didn't investigate clearly, Leander does have a preferred style and shape, but it is nothing in front of the word saving money! Look at his room of "Taobao hot sales" reads;!

Leander was so touched that he happily accepted the gift, and not only that, but he also sat on the front of the car with Kaye in his arms and asked Rooney to take a picture of it.

Rooney was in a trance the whole time, and it wasn't until a new message popped up on Facebook that he burst into tears!!

Love and Justice's Brain-Dead Powder _ld11: My Car ^_^ [Picture]

……

……

[this paint is really domineering!! ]

[Lu Xiaopang deserves to be our good friend!] Isn't Don the big monster in the Premier League! ]

[I misread Lu Xiaopang, I shouldn't spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, he turned out to be so noble and so ignorant! ] What a gift this is! ]

[The little potatoes are so cute, and I'm crying for nothing/(tot)

That's not all, anyone who knows a little English goes to Rooney's side to praise him a few times, similar to you are a good person! You're so nice! What kindness! Although it is a compliment, there is always a feeling of "you are stupid" when you look at it, Rooney is resentful, he is resentful!

It was Rooney who bought the car, the car was in his name, and the transfer required procedures, Leander didn't think of this problem at first, and Lu Xiaopang reminded him that the whole thing was not good! So what is in front of you is not only to get a driver's license, but also to pay insurance and taxes!

"If you give me a car, I still have to pay for it?" Leander was shocked!

Look at him like that, Rooney's mood is inexplicably better, of course the gift will be taxed, and the inheritance will also be taxed! You have collected hundreds of thousands of pounds of cars, so you are reluctant to give out? Rooney waited to see what he would do, Leander frowned and thought about it, and finally thought of it for him!

"I'll take the car, you can take the insurance, and you won't be able to get out of the house!"

“…… Are you going to do the same in that villa? ”

Leander nodded calmly, of course, otherwise the property fee would be able to force a dragon to death! The male god's income is so high, he must not mind, the house has been empty for two years, and all kinds of expenses are not paid by him! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Leander had a meal at Rooney's house, took a picture with the whole family, and signed Colleen a bunch of names before asking his friends to send him back. According to Leander's idea, anyway, the wheels hit the ground, and the Land Rover or Aston Martin was directly dragged in front, and the slower speed should be able to return to Blackburn! This mention was quickly vetoed by himself, he couldn't drive, and it was useless to get it back to Blackburn, so drag it back to the villa, anyway, the key was with him.

Rooney agreed with him to take the car away and was willing to send him back to Blackburn, but decisively refused to "pull the car", and after deliberation, he helped Leander find a moving company, got a big truck, and pulled the car directly to the villa where he had just arrived.

When the moving company heard that it was going to pull the car, it thought it was broken, but after knowing who the employer was, it showed a particularly mysterious expression.

Just bought a Lamborghini Gallardo you use a van to pull? I won't drive over! Sick in the brain, right?

In the face of this kind of questioning, Leander was very calm, and he even asked calmly after the other party was busy: "Can I use my signature to pay for money?" Signed jerseys are also OK, Ronaldo, Caramos, Pepe, Marcelo Ozil, you choose! You're welcome!!! ”

"I'm sorry, our boss likes Messi."