Chapter 36: Western Zombies

"Uncle Nine?!"

Father Wu was not very familiar with Chinese, and his face was full of doubts, and then the mayor's son explained: "Father, nine uncles nine is uncle nine!"

"Oh!nucle nine, hello!" Father Wu suddenly realized and stretched out his hand to Uncle Nine to show his respect. Uncle Jiu was annoyed, his brows were furrowed, and the eyebrows that were already connected together were even more crowded together.

"What the hell, who are you, why did you open the church?"

"Uncle Jiu, I am Father Wu, I am from the Vatican, to promote God and spread the gospel of God. Father Wu was not angry, and introduced himself with a kind smile on his face.

Uncle Jiu's heart was full of doubts, "What Gang, I've only heard of Jingyanggang?" Although I don't know where the Burning Emperor Gang is, Uncle Jiu doesn't want to know about this, he just wants to prevent them from opening the church.

"I don't care who you are? This church must not be opened, or something bad will happen! Now, Father Wu, right?! Whoever tells you to open the door will close the door for me!"

"Why?" Father Wu didn't know why Uncle Nine insisted on not letting him open the church.

"As soon as the church opens, a lot of people will die at any time. Do you know what this is?" Uncle Nine yelled, pointing to the church door.

Faced with Uncle Jiu's question, Father Wu was the second monk and the second monk was puzzled.

"This is the Heavenly Evil Position, once it is opened, the whole town will be restless!"

"Oh?!It's just that the chickens and dogs are restless, it's okay, God will bless them. ”

Just such a Western missionary, a Chinese Taoist priest from Maoshan started a cannon on the street.

Seeing that Uncle Nine and Father Wu were arguing, the mayor of the town hurriedly came over to make a big round and said: "Uncle Nine, Father Wu has come from afar, and it is very happy that there are friends who come from afar! How can we embarrass others? Besides, as soon as the church is opened, all the neighbors in the town can go to worship God, and God is very spiritual!"

The meaning of the mayor's words Uncle Nine naturally heard it, now this world is very popular, and the people have begun to disrespect the gods, and worship God, although Uncle Nine is not angry, but there is nothing to be done, this is the trend of the times, not he alone can stop it.

But Uncle Nine still hoped that the mayor of the town could think twice and continue to talk about the dangers of opening the church. The mayor also knew that Uncle Nine was prestigious within a radius of 100 miles, and even the entire southern Hunan territory, and he couldn't refute the face of others.

So the mayor called for an on-site vote, in which all the townspeople could vote, to decide whether or not to open the church. The result speaks for itself, as soon as the missionary arrived, he gave gifts, and the townspeople were delighted, and he lost to everyone by unanimous vote.

The church is now open!

......

When night came, after the dragon slayer drove the walking corpses into Jiuquan Town, the dragon slayer Taoist chief shouted: "Heavenly spirit, earth spirit...... Xiangxi ~ drive out the corpse, the living ~ avoid ~ " while throwing paper money.

As we walked, the barking of wild dogs gradually came from both sides of the originally dark streets.

"Snap"

Just as Dragon Slayer drove the fake zombies from the street to the church, a window suddenly opened on the second floor of a restaurant next to the street.

Anny, who was wearing pajamas, stayed abroad to study and believe in Christ, but she didn't understand the truth that yin people go on the road and yang people avoid it. She wore pajamas and watched these walking corpses in Qing Dynasty official uniforms bouncing around, which was very interesting.

One of them saw Anny, Anne was dressed sexy, with long wavy hair, two white droplet-shaped earrings hanging from her ears, big eyes, curved eyebrows, fair skin, bright and moving, the "walking corpse" actually stopped and whistled at Anne, a picture of a demon in color.

When Anne saw this, she was immediately startled, closed the window with a bang, and went to sleep with her head covered, but she wondered no matter how she thought about it, could it be that dead corpses would also be lustful?

And the Dragon Slayer Daoist noticed the abnormality of the walking corpse team, and hurriedly grabbed the "walking corpse", and the five-fingered stuffed man went in, and said sharply: "Don't do anything for me!"

The walking corpse returns all the way to the church.

These fake walking corpses stood in a row against the wall, and after slaying the dragon scanning it, he directly punched the "walking corpse" who had just jumped out of the line to tease Anne in the abdomen.

"Wow!"

The "walking corpse" immediately knelt on the ground, holding his stomach and sweating with pain.

"I'm going to the mayor's house to get the money now, and when I come back, everyone has money, if anyone runs around, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people!"

"Yes, Boss!"

The fake "walking corpses" responded.

After the last exhortation, Slayer Dragon walked towards the mayor's house.

As soon as the dragon slayer left on the front foot, these fake "walking corpses" nested together in a chaotic manner.

"Who's taking the card? Take it out, this business is suffocating me." ”

"That is, tonight Lao Tzu wants to win Bendu back. ”

The Dragon Slayer Daoist definitely didn't expect that as soon as he left on his front foot, these people would actually be in a mess and start playing cards. Although the fake "walking corpses" began to play cards, they still sent someone to stand guard, and the business they did was illegal, and once they were caught by the police, they would inevitably be in prison.

the mayor's house;

The mayor's son sat on the sofa, put his legs on the coffee table in front of the sofa, smoked a cigarette and said with a smile: "Dad, if it goes well this time, we can make a fortune in the future!" No one will believe what he says in the future!"

Not far from him, the mayor sat at a table, eating two more cloves of garlic for each bite of noodles.

"Son, this business is too dangerous, I'm really worried!"

At this moment, the door was pushed open with a 'squeak', and the dragon slayer walked in. The mayor's son saw the dragon slayer walk in, and then walked down from the coffee table, came to the dragon slayer, and said respectfully: "Dragon slayer Daoist, this time it's hard!"

Tu Long's face was expressionless, and he said indifferently: "It's just cooperation, what about money?"

The mayor's son took a puff of his cigarette and said, "Only if the quality of this guy is good, the money will naturally be indispensable to you!"

It turned out that Tu Long and the mayor's family had already discussed, and Tu Long was responsible for transporting poison in the name of driving out corpses, and their family was responsible for taking action, and the money earned was divided into thirty or seventy. Just when Slaying Long was discussing with the mayor's family, Uncle Jiu's eldest apprentice, Ah Xing, also sent the sexy-dressed and beautiful Anne out of the door with a smile on his face.

Ah Xing waved at Anny with a smile on his face: "Anny, you can go back with confidence, I will go with my junior sister to see the zombies you said!"

When Anne said that the walking corpse whistled at him, he felt that something was wrong, the walking corpse was just an ordinary corpse, and it would only move through the Maoshan Dao technique, and it didn't even have human nature, how could it have spirituality, because Uncle Nine was not at home, Ah Xing decided to go and inspect it himself.

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In the church, it was already late at night, and only Father Wu was still praying there.

"O God, please bless your people, Lord Almighty!" said Father Wu as he was about to go back to his room to sleep after the prayer, when he faintly heard some strange "whining" sounds.

Father Wu followed the source of the voice and came to the door of the basement, "Could it be that there is something in the basement?" Father Wu, who believes in God, is naturally not afraid of ghosts, and when he opened the basement room, Father Wu walked in directly.

The basement had not been visited for many years, covered with dust and cobwebs, and Father Wu lit the oil lamp and found a coffin in the middle of the basement, and it was Western-style.

"What is this, could it be that it is a priest from the previous generation?"

Father Wu did not hesitate, and directly pushed the coffin board, and a large stream of corpse qi rushed towards him, causing Father Wu to cough.

"This ......"

Father Wu looked at the corpse in the coffin that was only pale, but the flesh and skin showed no signs of decay, and he was amazed. Just as Father Wu was about to cover the coffin board, the corpse suddenly moved!

"Ahh

Father Wu's exclamation echoed in the basement, but because the basement was so well insulated, people outside couldn't hear it.

The corpse stretched out its hands and pinched Father Wu's neck tightly, making Father Wu unable to move, and then the corpse sat up, baring its teeth and biting Father Wu's neck.

At this time, there was only one word echoing in Father Wu's heart - "Devil!"