Chapter 082: The Battle of the Covenant
Wang Jincai looked at Zhang Daneng, who was swinging all over, and thought of the scene when he just fell into the paddy field, he laughed happily, the fat on his face was squeezed together, his nose was almost invisible, and his left eye blinked a few times from time to time because of excitement.
Zhang Daneng knew that his face was embarrassed this time, and he was looking for a chance to get angry, but when he saw Wang Jincai's appearance, he stood up with a pout, held a cigarette stick and pointed at Wang Jincai and said: "Wang Fatty, if you don't save you when you die, you will be punished, quite a year, you fell into the Yujiang River, almost drowned, if I hadn't pulled you up, you would have gone to see your father, you have no conscience, next time I see you fall into the river, I will not save you." ”
Wang Jincai haha said: "Zhang Dianjiao, don't go so far to me, if you want to talk to me about the old score, we can't finish it for three days and three nights, didn't I ask you back then, do you have a conscience?" Did you save me when I rolled down from above? If you stop me from above, will you fall into the paddy field? It's good for you to be a **** and set up an archway. ”
Zhang Daneng saw Wang Jincai say this, and immediately had no temper, if he had no selfishness before and stopped Wang Jincai, how could he fall into the paddy field? But you can't lose to your opponent in front of so many people, otherwise you won't be able to raise your head in the future.
He saw Wang Jincai laughing like a pig, and really wanted to rush up and beat him, but in this way, wouldn't he be even more ignorant, and suddenly he saw Wang Jincai blinking his eyes because of excitement, thinking about it, pointing at Wang Jincai and saying: "Wang Fatty, don't squeeze your eyebrows there, do you think that if you blink your eyes, others will stand on your side?" ”
Wang Jincai was really fooled, his face pulled, he stood up and pointed at Zhang Daneng and said: "Zhang Dianjiao, you actually use my eyes to talk about things, I said, you can scold me for being short, you can call me fat, you can call me ugly, you can also call me bald, but you are not allowed to make irresponsible remarks about my eyes." ”
Zhang Daneng said: "I'll just say it, I'll just say how about your eyes?" But you still have eyes, it's so fat that there's a lump of meat left, hahahaha. ”
The crowd around him also laughed, Wang Jincai was so angry that he threw himself at Zhang Daneng, in fact, it should be said that it was more appropriate to roll over, Zhang Daneng wanted this result, and he greeted him with a cigarette stick.
Wang Jincai was too fat and too thickly dressed, and his feet couldn't move at all, but his feet were mixed with stones, and he fell into a dog and ate with a snort. Finally let out a bad breath.
Wang Jincai hurriedly helped Wang Jincai up and said, "Dad, forget it, don't make trouble, let's go home." ”
Wang Jincai made a fool of himself, so he naturally stopped doing it, and struggled to rush towards Zhang Daneng again, Zhang Daneng laughed and said: "Wang Fatty, I advise you to go back quickly, don't make a fool of yourself here." ”
Zhang Mingjie pulled Zhang Daneng and said, "Dad, you don't have to say a word, let's go back quickly, your clothes are still wet, and if you don't change them, you should catch a cold." ”
Zhang Daneng looked at the lively crowd around him, and said with a victorious attitude: "Okay, go back." ”
Now Wang Jincai quit, pointed at Zhang Daneng and said: "Zhang Dianjiao, you have the ability to leave, I have to clean you up today." ”
Zhang Daneng turned around and said, "You clean me up?" Haha, joke, from childhood to adulthood, what did you win over me? What do you see you've gotten fat? It's like a fat pig, do you think I'm going to deal with a fat pig? ”
Wu Chunrong grabbed Zhang Daneng and said, "You just don't say a few words, if you don't go back, you deserve to catch a cold." ”
Bai Xue also said: "Yes, Uncle Zhang, let's go back and change my clothes first." ”
Zhang Daneng said to Wang Jincai: "Wang Fatzi, I won't play with you today, I'm going back to change my clothes, if you don't accept it, I'll wait for you on the day of the game." ”
Wang Jincai looked at Zhang Daneng, who was walking back, and shouted angrily: "Zhang Dianjiao, you stop for me, I'm angry." ”
Zhang Daneng said from afar: "I said it, I won't play with you today, I'll see you when I have the ability to compete." ”
Wang Jincai sat down with a puff of ass, and happened to sit on the edge of the bonfire, but he jumped up with a bang, and laughed happily around the crowd watching the excitement.
Chen Lingmin pulled Wang Jincai up, and said angrily: "You haven't lost enough face, everyone is gone, you still have to spend the night here, go back with me." ”
Wang Jingping looked coldly at the crowd around her who had been glancing at her, and said to Wang Jincai: "Dad, let's go home." ”
Wang Jincai saw that Zhang Daneng had gone away, and he was bored here, so he had to go back angrily, and kept saying: "Zhang Dianjiao, you wait, I will definitely let you lose convincingly." ”
Chen Lingmin said: "Don't toss, don't blame Zhang Daneng for saying you, you see how fat you are, you are panting when you walk, what kind of race is it?" ”
Wang Jincai said: "Then I will lose weight, I don't believe it, I can lose to him Zhang Dian, let me tell you, when I was young, he Zhang Dianji couldn't outrun me." ”
Wang Jingping said: "Dad, if you want to lose weight, I support you, obesity is not good for your health and will cause many complications." ”
Wang Jincai waved his hand and said: "I don't care if it's not a complication, as long as I can win Zhang Daneng, from tomorrow, I will go on a diet, from the previous three bowls of rice to two bowls of rice, you must supervise." ”
Chen Lingmin said: "Why start tomorrow and not today? ”
Wang Jincai said: "Not today, I fought with Zhang Dianpole all morning, I was so hungry that I couldn't stand it, hurry home and cook for me, more rice, I want to eat four bowls today." ”
Chen Lingmin said: "You call it weight loss, I think it's almost the same as gaining weight." ”
Wang Jingping sneered: "Mom, Dad, if you want to let the fat perish, you must first make it crazy." ”
Wang Jincai touched his bald head and said, "You see, my daughter still understands me." ”
Besides, Zhang Daneng and his party of four walked back one after the other, Zhang Daneng was in a good mood when he thought that he had finally found some face, and hummed a song while walking.
Wu Chunrong said angrily: "Look at what you can, if you fall into a sick place for a while, I think you will still be happy." ”
Bai Xue said: "Uncle Zhang, I'll make you a bowl of ginger soup to drink when you go home, and you can sleep with the quilt covered and sweat a little, and you should be fine." ”
Zhang Daneng smiled and said: "You see, Xiaobai will take care of people." ”
Zhang Mingjie said: "Dad, I don't think you should compete with Wang Jincai, how old are you, and you are still like a child." ”
Zhang Daneng laughed and said: "It's fun to fight with Wang Jincai, besides, don't want the refrigerator?" ”
Wu Chunrong said: "You just dream, at your age, can you outperform those young people?" Also fridge, popsicles are pretty much the same. ”
Zhang Daneng said: "Don't look down on people, I think back then, I also won the top ten in long-distance running." ”
Bai Xue said adoringly: "Wow, Uncle Zhang is so powerful?" ”
Wu Chunrong said: "What's amazing, a total of ten people participated, Wang Jincai ranked tenth, and he ranked ninth." ”
Zhang Mingjie and Bai Xue laughed at the same time, Zhang Daneng glared at Wu Chunrong and said, "Can you die if you don't speak?" ”