Chapter 832: A New Type of Outfit X
readx;?“ I'd love to say that it's not because of my special talents, but if I think about it, honest reasons can only be the only answer. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Gao Ming could only express his regret helplessly.
While he knew it was a bit cruel for an old man whose record had been broken again, facts speak louder than words.
The back waves of the Yangtze River always push the front waves, and the waves are more than the next generation, and the truth is unbreakable through the ages.
"I'm sorry, don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know that you have found the daughter of the Yin Vein, hurry up, tell me honestly." The old man jumped up directly, with a look of disdain, and he almost didn't spray Gao Ming.
Gao Ming sighed in his heart, but his face remained unchanged, and he said lightly: "Of course not, believe it or not, it's like that anyway." ”
It's not that Gao Ming wants to hide Su Keran's existence, it's just that if the old man knows that he has treated the Yin veins and absorbed the Xuanyin Qi in the Yin veins, he will definitely have to force him to stay in the mountains for several months.
Although Gao Ming's body is strong now, even if the so-called new drugs that can continue to enhance his physique are not harmful to Gao Ming, when it comes to alchemy, the old man is really the most bullish one of the people Gao Ming has seen, and even Gao Ming's body is now invulnerable to all poisons, and bullets can't penetrate the muscle layer, there will be many uncomfortable reactions.
For example, two years ago, the old man deployed a pair of myelin-washing pills that were claimed to be ten times stronger than the Shaolin Da Dan, and it was said that even if a cat ate it, its combat effectiveness could be comparable to that of a leopard. If Gao Ming eats it, according to the old man, in addition to the impurities on his body, his physical fitness can be improved to a higher level, not to mention that bullets can't be pierced, even if it's an anti-aircraft gun, it's just a fart.
But after Gao Ming ate it in disbelief, he realized at a deeper level how high the old man's alchemy level was, and a lot of impurities were removed, but they were all pulled out. As for saying that the physical fitness is on the next level, the anti-aircraft gun is just a fart or something, don't even think about it, Gao Ming remembered that when he squatted there to pull, the most common thatch in the mountains could pull a hole in his buttocks.
Later, according to Gao Ming's symptoms, the old man learned after careful analysis that he had reversed the amount of the main medicine that blindly warmed the qi and nourished blood and the auxiliary medicine that exerted sweating and diuretic, and the consequence was that a pill that improved physical function was refined into a poison with diarrhea.
This is also Gao Ming's physical fitness, no one can match it, if it is replaced by someone else, even if it is a first-layer peak master like Li Xiaohu, it will be a death if he eats it, and he will be killed.
"Don't come with me, if you have the ability, return the life-sustaining injection to me now, no this guy, I'll see how you can do the follow-up treatment." The old man sneered disdainfully.
"Uh... Okay, if you are ruthless, I admit that 99% of the success comes from ordinary hard work, but I can't completely deny that my 1% genius shines. Gao Ming could only admit it.
The old man hit his weakness at once, without the strange material of the life-sustaining needle, Gao Ming could no longer find a long needle that could carry his internal force in a short period of time, ordinary acupuncture is good to say, when treating Su Keran's yin vein, the life-sustaining needle was full of Gao Ming's strong internal force, and the ordinary silver needle had already been broken into slag.
"Hmph, you still want to hide from me with that little caution? Count your kid blessed, our master has been inherited for thousands of years, and the ancestor who met the daughter of the Yin Vein was only two or three big cats and kittens, and he actually asked you to meet them. The old man was a little embarrassed, and then changed his words and said: "However, the last time I came to the mountains and said that I came to you according to your wishes, the little girl who came to me for you is in good health, is it possible that you have learned to step on two boats?" ”
"They and I are pure male-female relationships, don't think too much about it." Gao Ming's face was righteous, and he killed the old man's dirty thoughts.
"Hey, that's a pity, I'm also going to send a few life-saving pills to each apprentice's daughter-in-law as a gift, forget it, I can only keep it for now." When the old man heard Gao Ming say this, he casually poured out a white and fragrant pill from the jade gourd on his waist, looked at it carefully, and then said with regret on his face.
I'll go, how many per person? Gao Ming suddenly wanted to vomit blood.
According to the analysis of color and fragrance, isn't this the life-saving pill that the old man gave him with the same face as his dead parents!
It seems that when he went down the mountain to give him the pill, the old man claimed that these were the last three in the world, and after working for a long time, he still had a lot of stock here!
"Don't, old man, you misunderstood, didn't I just say it? It's a relationship between men and women, but it's still pure at the moment, you give me that thing, and I'll help you bring it to them, but it's not just two, and there are seven or eight who haven't said it, I'll bring it over to see you later. "If you have a baby, can there be a reason not to want it? Gao Ming is naturally not to be missed.
As for the seven or eight, Gao Ming hasn't thought of a name yet, so it's a big deal to let the girls in the class come to make a cameo, each of them has twenty, and he must even get the jade gourd.
"Oh?" The old man glanced at him with contempt, and then squirted saliva: "What do you say about an advertising slogan?" How far is the thought, how far do you roll for me, I have been down the mountain for so many years, and I can't bring back a daughter-in-law, and I am embarrassed to fight the autumn wind here? You must know that your master and I were among thousands of flowers, and the leaves did not touch our bodies. ”
"Am I not like you? So far, not a single leaf has stuck to the body. Gao Ming replied with a low brow.
However, the meaning of the words is very clear, our two big and small singles, don't be so literary! If you don't have a wife, you just say that you don't have a wife.
"Phew, I didn't touch the leaves, I picked all the flowers, understand?" The old man looked at his disciple with disdain, and despised the stupid apprentice's understanding.
"Well, we'll talk about this later, I'll ask you something first." In front of the old man, Mr. Gao was restrained everywhere and was busy changing the topic.
"Ask, if it's a problem with healing, then forget it, I'll teach you everything." The old man was obviously a little dissatisfied with Gao Ming's change of topic, and said irrationally.
"I want to ask Uncle Liu, you are just a gesture, why do you have to drag me back to solve it?" Gao Ming looked at the old man with a grin.
"Hehe, illness is a trivial matter, even if you don't come back for a while, it doesn't matter, but I don't bother to care about those local tyrants and shoddy gentry doing dirty things, Xiao Liu is too sincere, and he has to fight a lawsuit with them, if you want me to say, kill it directly, and shoot them all to death." The old man said with a sneer.
"Don't, don't, it's a new society now, and it's not as popular as you used to be." Gao Minghan almost came out, and hurriedly comforted the old man.
Based on his understanding of the old man, the old man is not joking, according to his previous experience, killing a few local tyrants and inferior gentry is almost no different from shooting a few flies to death.
"The eldest husband has to be happy and revenge, and do whatever he wants, otherwise what kind of Tao will he cultivate, and what kind of immortal will he become?" The old man smiled freely, looked at Gao Ming, and said, "However, everyone's Tao is different, and your Tao is destined to have its own choice." ”
After saying that, he turned around and walked into the wooden house, and went to sleep for himself.
Liu Gaoming was there in a trance for a while.
Old man, this is another invention of a new type of x-form?