37, miserable green boy
After being in a coma for three days, the old monk finally woke up, saw that Han Que and the little monk were beside him, sighed deeply, and said to Han Quercus: "Apprentice, I can't stand you, although you call me Master, I don't have time to teach you anything." Only the book you have to put away and practice when you can understand it. It is the handscroll of the ancestors of my Sifang Temple, and all the kung fu in my door is on it, cough cough, you and your junior brother can only use this book to explore and practice. ”
He beckoned the little monk to come over, and said to Han Li: "Your junior brother's father's surname is Zheng, and his mother fled to my mountain gate to give birth to him. I named him Liufang, but in fact, he has not been ordained, he is still a man in the world, so let him return to the world in the future. He grew up in the mountain temple since he was a child, and his heart is pure, Han Oak, you take care of him more, don't bully him. He has been practicing introductory kung fu with me for a few years, and he is young but a genius in martial arts, and you can let him teach you introductory kung fu. My illness this time has reached the end of time, and I am lucky to be able to entrust Liufang to you. If you don't cultivate your mind and cultivate your nature, do good deeds and give blessings, you will always suffer from impermanence, and the cycle of cause and effect will never end. Remember, life and death grudges are just a small way, don't die for personal grudges! ”
After the old monk supported himself and explained these words, he became nirvana. Leave Han Oak and the little monk to do a funeral for this cheap master. Fortunately, the monks do not pay attention to entering the earth for peace, and they are all cremated. Han Oak sent his ashes in the Baiyun Temple, and when the little monk had the opportunity to return to the Sifang Temple where he didn't know where he was.
The little monk kept crying sadly, and he couldn't even coax the dim sum cakes around, which made Han Quercus very annoyed. What's more, as long as he thinks of the name of the little monk, he is very cola, Du Liufang, I still Chu Liuxiang, just call you Bajie, it's easy to listen to and remember, and they are all the same foodies.
In order to coax Bajie, he had an idea and told the story to the little monk, and sure enough, as soon as "Journey to the West" came out, the world was invincible, not only the little monk listened to it with round eyes, and he couldn't cry, but even Xu Er and the others listened to it like they were fascinated.
Because of the old monk's funeral, Han Oak and his party have been in Guangzhou for half a month, this day the ritual is also done, Han Oak took the little monk to the tower, knocked goodbye to the old monk, and went on the road.
With the little monk, Han Oak can also be regarded as having a playmate, although most of the time he is happy to tease the little monk, but the little monks are ignorant, often staring at him innocently with a pair of innocent and immaculate eyes, so that Han Oak has all kinds of wisdom and nowhere to go, and shouts boring.
Along the way, when encountering scenic spots, Han Oak must take the little monk to take a good walk, in his words, when going out, the first thing is to eat and sleep well and have fun. Xu Er, they have completely let him rectify the place without a little temper, whatever he says is what he says, anyway, Young Master Han Oak can't suffer any loss.
Stopping and stopping all the way, I finally came to the junction of Guangdong and Jiangxi provinces - Shaoguan. The beautiful scenery of Danxia is ahead, and the cold oak will naturally not let go. After eating and playing, Shaoguan walked away and the cold oak nodded: out of the customs. After counting that they have stayed in Shaoguan for more than ten days, the group has climbed the Meiling Ancient Road slowly. Han Quercus also sighed: "If only I could wait for another two months, now the plum blossoms here have not even hit the buds, but unfortunately I can't see the demeanor of these plum blossoms." ”
I can't bluff Xu Er and the others, I'm really afraid that this young master will come up in a whim and want to live here for two months to see plum blossoms. Hurriedly made a look, and asked a sharp-tongued guard to explain the story of the Meiguan Ancient Road to Han Li, so as to lead this young master up. It's just that Han Quercus coped with "uh-huh" in his mouth, but a pair of eyes were looking around.
After the group climbed to the top, Xu Er kindly asked Han Quercus and the little monk to rest for a while. Han Oak pursed his lips uncharacteristically and said, "Go down the mountain immediately!" ”
Before the words fell, I heard a male duck-like voice sneering: "Why are you in such a hurry to go down the mountain?" The scenery on this ridge has not been properly appreciated. ”
I saw that it was a fourteen or fifteen-year-old boy who spoke. Behind the young man, there were more than a dozen big men in the shape of a man, all of them staring at Han Oak and the others with murderous anger. The young man played with a horsewhip inlaid with gold and jade in one hand, and looked at the oak with a bad face.
Han Oak said in his heart that this is the Ming Dynasty version of the miserable green boy! I saw that the young man was dressed in a cherry-red gold-pinned arrow-sleeved beard robe, embroidered with golden peonies; Wearing a golden crown, a pearl the size of a cherry shines on the forehead between the eyebrows. This young man's face is good, his eyebrows are eyebrows, but the pimples on his face are as lush as a volcanic eruption, but what people can see at a glance is the acne on his face, which is really miserable.
I saw that Xu Er and the others were stunned when they saw the young man, and after hesitating for a moment, they still stood behind Han Li and saluted the young man: "I've seen Young Master Yao, didn't Young Master Yao also come to visit the scenery of Meiling?" ”
Han Li knew that the daughter of the Hai family was precious, and the name of the daughter of the previous generation was set next to the "oblique jade", indicating that the daughter was the quality of gold and jade, and the bead character of Li Haizhu was next to the oblique jade; The male is next to the word "stone", which is self-explanatory: is the coarse benzene like a stone? In this generation, the girl's character is set as "treasure head", like a jewel. The righteous daughter of the second master of the sea is called "Hai Mi". Boys can't even mention it,—— it's a "cursive prefix", which is nothing more than saying that boys are as worthless as grass. Han Li really bowed to tears of sympathy for the boys of the Hai family. Born in the Hai family, it is really fateful.
There are too many cousins in this generation, and it is really impossible to call the ranking, so we can't give up our hands as soon as we meet, and ask: "Brother 251, hello, where are you going?" ”
The return gift: "Brother 327, I just came back from eating a bowl of knife noodles." ”
It's annoying, so everyone just called their names. It's just that those who are born early can still grab a good word, such as Xiang, Mao, Rong, etc., and if they are born late, they can only spread some words such as vegetables, wilting, and bitterness, and then bow a handful of sympathetic tears for them
This "active volcano" doesn't seem to be too lucky, "Young Master Medicine", what medicine? It's time to use some medicine for acne!
Han Li really felt that this face was a little miserable, and sighed and asked, "Could it be that the cousin of the Hai family is here?" Oops, what a coincidence, I can meet my cousin on this sheep intestine bird road! Cousin, are you here too? ”
He deliberately pretended to be stupid, and took the words of the young master of medicine as a mountain wind, pretending not to hear it.