Something is strange......

These were the words that all the members of the Chinese team who were going to watch the talk show thought in their hearts after knowing their big brother Wei Lin's answer to their question.

Perhaps, if you haven't really spent some time in the UK, they won't know how influential "Potts's Talk Show" is in the country, and they won't know what kind of status the show will have in the UK.

When Wei Lin received the invitation to this show, he was really very happy. The captain of the Chinese national team can be said to be a model of a serious and low-key player. He didn't even post a photo of his childhood sweetheart's wife on his social media page. And his Weibo, Facebook, and Twitter accounts almost never post information about his private life.

But it is such a player, he has released information on his three major social accounts that he is going to participate in this show, and also said that in order to participate in this show, he also asked his wife to accompany him to visit fashion stores in London, buy a few sets of clothes that look good, and go home to choose which one to wear on the show.

Moreover...... Earlier, when his national team teammates sent him a call request and asked him about it, he was also happy to say to his national team teammates, "Look! If you have time, you must watch this show!

But...... This was the second day after the show was broadcast live, and he actually told the brothers so coldly, "That episode of the show is boring, brothers should not watch it, it is a waste of time." ”

Who will believe it!!

Who will believe it!!

Tease us!!

Do you tease us by stepping on a horse!!

Lei Xiaoyi has an important game to play in three days, so he won't go to talk to him, as for the others? Find it! Roll up your sleeves and look for it!!

…………

"So...... The guy who made an appointment with you today wanted to ask when you plan to retire ......? ”

"Yes."

"Q: When will you retire and then be able to participate in the next 007 ......?"

"Yes."

"Wait! What role does he want you to play? ”

"Bond. James...... Bond. ”

"Sisko, this is really crazy. I think April Fool's Day has been around for almost four weeks. Can you confirm that he is sane? ”

"I'm sorry, Yihuang, I can confirm. Because, Alan was also next to him at the time. He kept smiling and nodding. ”

The conversation took place in a great coffee bar in London, England. And the conversation is being carried out by the team at the top of this season's Serie A standings, the captain of the Serie A giants Torino team, Francisco and the team.

As the most successful footballer in Chinese history, Yue Yihuang announced his retirement from the national team after the World Cup at the age of 26 and has since focused all his energy on club events. But that, of course, didn't stop people from continuing to look feverishly at him.

As a player, Yue Yihuang has been successful with the national team, and he has achieved more at club level than he won with the national team. He is very flexible on the field, explosive, extremely fast, particularly delicate at his feet, and his best position is shadow striker and midfielder, with an excellent sense of the big picture and a keen sense of smell. And has a free-kick stunt that is feared on the European battlefield. Two seasons ago, he began to gradually complete the transformation on the pitch, gradually moving from the front to the midfield.

Outside the stadium, Yue Yihuang has always shown himself as a modest and self-disciplined person, and his absolute loyalty to the club has won him the love of many fans, coupled with his excellent appearance, which makes him have high commercial value off the pitch.

And his partner on the pitch, Francisco, is the prince of Turin. It's fair to say that Francisco ticks all the boxes for an Italian striker.

On this day, Yue Yihuang happened to go to the United Kingdom to shoot a group of advertisements. Francisco, on the other hand, happened to meet in London in the near future, so the two came to the UK together, and returned to London to meet after the mission was over.

As soon as they met, Francisco brought Yue Yihuang such news that it could almost make him feel frightened. That made Yue Yihuang open his mouth with difficulty after digesting it for a long time, trying to communicate with his partner and lover about the details of this matter.

Yue Yihuang: "Do they really remember that you are an Italian?" ”

Francisco: "So, maybe I should remind you now that there are Scots, Australians, and Irishmen among the previous 007 actors?" And the producer and distributor of 007 are basically responsible for the United States? ”

Yue Yihuang: "I'm still ...... I can't figure out why they're looking for you. You don't have any acting training, our profession is just playing football. ”

Francisco: "It seems that because the 007 that has just been released has cost them a lot of money, fans generally don't like the new 007 this time. They plan to change someone to play Bond in the next film, but they are worried about the dismal box office of this film, and they have to find an investor who is generous enough. And then at this time, someone said, if you ask Francisco to play, yes, it's the Francisco who plays football in Turin, if you invite him, I will invest 100 million. ”

Yue Yihuang: "...... the euro?" ”

Francisco: "Pounds. ”

Yue Yihuang: "............"

One of the guests in this coffee bar didn't know what funny joke he heard, and let out an extremely unrestrained "Hahahahahahaha!!hahahaha ”

Yue Yihuang: "What about the stubbornness of filmmakers? Didn't the maker of 007 reprimand that rich man for not understanding movies? Didn't they tell the rich man that playing James Bond requires a solid foundation in acting and excellent martial arts? ”

Francisco: "The person in charge of the filming company then said to the rich man, oh, how did you come up with such a creative and visionary idea, sir!" Although Francisco has never made a movie, it is not difficult to find from the many commercial feature films he has made, as well as the promotional feature films of the Serie A League and the European Champions Cup, that he is really a very talented actor! ”

Yue Yihuang: ".................."

Background sound: "Hahahahahahaha

Francisco: "They also said, oh oh, we've seen Francisco play!" Awesome!! His skills are an art! We believe that if it were him, he would be able to complete the action scenes in the 007 movie very easily! ”

Yue Yihuang: ".................."

Francisco: "And the filmmaker told the rich man that we felt that Francisco was very suitable for the role of James Bond in terms of age and appearance!" What's even better is that Francisco has played for Chelsea in the Premier League for many seasons and has always spoken English very well, and fans have complained that James Bond has been too tough or funny for the last two terms for a long time! We think that the next film starring Francisco will definitely bring new surprises to fans! ”

Yue Yihuang: ".................."

Background sound: "Hahahahahahaha

Yue Yihuang: "Then you...... How to answer him? ”

Francisco: "I said I feel like I'm in good shape on the pitch right now, there's no definite retirement date yet. ”

Yue Yihuang: "So? Are they dead? ”

Francisco: "They say they can afford to wait as long as I'm not Zanetti." Of course, if I'm really Zanetti, they will sign a contract with them first, so that they can sign a legally binding contract with the rich man that can guarantee that the investment funds are in place later, and they can let me play the next Bond. ”

Yue Yihuang: "........................"

Background sound: "Hahahahahahaha

When the laughter that served as the background sound sounded again and again, Yue Yihuang finally couldn't hold back and turned his head to look at it when he held his forehead with one hand, but found that the other party's aerial projection video was playing, and invited Wei Lin as a guest of the show "Potts's Talk Show". And the part that is being played now is, of course, Miss Potts's interpretation of the "RP Saving Chart".

"It's ...... Wei Lin? ”

The sharp-eyed Yue Yihuang recognized the current captain of the Chinese team, who only entered the national team after he retired. And Francisco, who was sitting across from him, was very suspicious and repeated the pronunciation of the name that Yue Yihuang had just pronounced.

"You wait for me for a while!"

Although Yue Yihuang, who grew up in Barcelona, Spain, spoke really bad English, at this time, it was obviously impossible for him to let Francisco, who had always been watched by the British people, pass. Therefore, Yue Yihuang took out the camouflage props he always had in his bag, put on a beard on himself just by feeling, and then put on gold-rimmed sunglasses, and after completing the disguise within half a minute, he got up and walked to the young man who had been acting as a "background sound" for a long time, and chatted with him.

"You're watching a great show."

"Oh, of course, this episode is so funny!"

"Can you tell me where I can watch?"

"Why not?"

Soon, Yue Yihuang was about to come back to an address where the copyright was watched online, so he asked the waiter at the coffee bar to come and check out, and then left here with the Prince of Turin and found a suitable place to watch the show.

What the Englishman gave, of course, is the address that they Brits would see, so the show only has English subtitles. But it doesn't matter, Francisco is by his side, and he can let this companion who speaks English very well tell him what is going on with his "saving up RP map" and Wei Lin, who is embarrassed to death.

Appalling......

Appalling......

Yue Yihuang knew it...... They should be careful and careful when they go on talk shows in foreign countries!

When Francisco translated more than half of this episode for Yue Yihuang, he was already laughing so hard that he couldn't even breathe, and Yue Yihuang had a sad face. At this moment, he actually had a kind of empathy, and he had deep sympathy for Wei Lin, who was unfortunately invited to participate in this live talk show at the wrong time.

Francisco: "Baby, are all such interesting people to captain your national team?" I'm sure he'll see a noticeable boost in popularity in the UK over the time the show airs. ”

Yue Yihuang: "It's a pity, Sisko. I don't think any man in his right mind would be happy about that. ”

Francisco: "So, can you sue me?" What is the meaning of the information on that fake website in Chinese? ”

Yue Yihuang: "Roughly...... That should be a lot like a lot of people want Mr. Pele to praise the opponents of the team they support. ”

Yue Yihuang's sentence can probably be regarded as a high summary of the behavior of "saving RP".

However, for many things, the Chinese people have always liked to close the door and steal their own fun. There are some things that once it goes abroad, it will make the people feel very embarrassed, very embarrassed, and really embarrassed.

If this embarrassment really happens!

Then the Chinese people will want to...... Don't let more people know about it!!

It's true! Don't really know!!

…………

When, April 27.

Portugal local time, 2pm.

In recent seasons, in La Liga, whether it is against Real Madrid or Barcelona, it can make the opponent pay great attention, and even defeated Atletico Madrid, the two giants of La Liga, several times, and arrived at Porto, the second largest city in Portugal.

Perhaps, the distance between the two cities is not very far.

Many of the players in Atletico Madrid may have visited this quiet and sophisticated city.

But in this city with the temperament of a medieval aristocratic girl, there is a Portuguese Super League team known for its fierce style of play waiting for them.

And in just two days, they will play that team in a game to the death against that team at the home of Porto, the home of the Dragons.

'We've had a lot of defeats in the Champions League this year. That brought us to a premature end to this season's Champions League. But it doesn't matter, the Europa League is also the highest level of competition between European clubs, and we will launch our strongest attack on the Europa League trophy. This time, I don't want to disappoint the fans who support us again. ”

As the captain of Atletico Madrid, Enzo Guti said this at his pre-match press conference.

Their head coach Alberto also spoke about his thoughts on the game when asked by reporters: "Porto are not a team that can be taken lightly at any given time. They have Champions League winners. In fact, I watched the last round of the Portuguese Super League match between Porto and Sporting Lisbon. From a manager's point of view, it was a tough game to choose between because it was so close to the Europa League tie two days later, but both Portuguese Premier League sides pressed their best squads. It was a great game and it was bloody, and it gave me a deeper understanding of these two teams. ”

According to UEFA regulations, the away team in an inter-club match needs to be at the venue of the match two days before the match.

That said, for this Friday match, the manager of Atletico Madrid has arrived at Porto with the best team for the club this season.

Atletico Madrid has never abandoned the so-called tradition of the Europa League. They are serious about the first leg of their Europa League semi-final. For this game, Atletico even rotated Javier, Enzo and their Irish striker Yolandal in the last round of La Liga, where they were held to a draw at home to Granada, giving away almost the league points they could have gotten.

Perhaps, as Atletico captain Enzo has said, they have disappointed their fans in this year's Champions League. Therefore, in the Europa League, they do not want to disappoint the fans one more time.

The manager of Atletico Madrid has brought all the best Atletico Madrid he can bring to Porto.

So, what about Porto?

What is the Atletico Madrid manager talking about, and what is the Portuguese Super League team with Champions League winning pedigree doing?

"So, this Atletico team has a sharper style of play than Barcelona that we have analysed before. This was thanks to their midfielder, Enzo. But on the offensive line, Yolandar and Ye can't be taken lightly. In this game, we can't put too much power on the attack. So, Kisas, Leiy, Lika, you three must take your chance! Maybe by the time we got one shot, Atletico had four on goal. But as soon as the opportunity comes, you have to turn it into a goal, you know! Kisas and Lika, if you feel like you can shoot already, but if you go forward and maybe you can work better with your teammates, don't rush to shoot! ”

On the pitch of the training base, the players of Porto were engaged in tactical drills under the arrangement of the manager, and also listened carefully to the coach during the break to tell them the tactical ideas for the next game against Atletico Madrid.

Hearing the head coach name his two forward teammates but left him alone, Lei Yi couldn't help but ask, "What about me?" ”

“leiy。” The Porto manager looked at Ray Wing, paused after calling his name and said: "As long as you are confident that you can score, you can shoot at any time and from any position. ”

April 29th.

Porto Dragons Football Stadium.

This will be Porto's last home game in this season's Europa League.

This is true regardless of whether Porto can progress after the next two legs of the Europa League semi-finals.

If they lose the semi-finals of the Europa League, they certainly won't have the chance to return to Porto to play against any team.

But if they win against Atletico Madrid, they will travel to Rome, Italy, on 20 May, where they will play a one-game Europa League final.

An hour before the start of the game, Thunder Wing's phone was almost bombarded with text messages from his friends. Many of his international team-mates knew that he would start the first leg of today's Europa League semi-final, so they were happy to send him a text message wishing him success.

Dominguez, along with some of his friends in Brazil, has also sent messages to tell him that they will be watching his game.

Lei Yi read those text messages one by one, but he didn't reply to them one by one, he just looked at those, and then unconsciously hooked the corners of his mouth, that kind of smile seemed to make everyone who saw him feel that he was infected.

Then he saw a pre-match text message from his friend Tigos.

Lei Yi immediately replied:

Tigos:

Seeing this reply, Lei Yi burst out laughing.

It won't be long before DJs at the Dragons Stadium will start announcing the names of the players from both teams who will start today.

Porto's home DJs will keep their time in check, so that their home players can hear the earth-shattering sounds of their names coming from inside the stadium as they enter the tunnel.

To be honest, Lei Yi likes that feeling.

That would give him a ...... The whole world is looking forward to what he will be able to do.

He believes that one day, he will be able to bring what he felt at the Stade d'Oro in Porto into reality.

He's the one who wants to be the king of the ball.

The author has something to say: Small note: Zanetti, the current captain and banner man of Inter Milan, is 41 this year, has not retired and there is no news at all about when he may retire, and Mourinho, who has coached Inter Milan, also said a while ago: Zanetti is old? He's not old, who can run better than him in Inter Milan?

In the past two years, everyone has unanimously said that Manchester United's Ryan Giggs is an immortal myth, but in fact, Zanetti is three months older than Giggs.

Here is the myth of immortality Giggs born in 73 on 11.29:

Nettie: This is a photo of Sa who was born on 8.10 in 73 and is both this year's photos, no PS and no makeup, everyone can feel it freely......