317|Fanwai Cave House
There were only a few little disciples who delivered wine jars in the lantern-lit corridor, and when they saw the panicked nerd being dragged over by the senior brothers, they craned their necks in curiosity.
The immobile nerd felt a little hurt to his self-esteem, he was a seven-foot man, how could he make Daddy's apprentices carry them into the backyard like sacks? What's more, today is still his big day, if he is seen by Spider Niang, then he will be ashamed to death.
In order to defend what little manhood he had left, he finally fought back.
"Let the little be born—let the little be born—" the struggling nerd shouted, "The little boy can go on his own—"
"Senior brother, don't make trouble!" The elder grabbed the nerd's arm and said, "You've been standing in front of Master for a long time today, where do you have any extra energy to run!" Besides, the guests can't make a hole in the room, and I'm afraid that they are looking for you everywhere to please you and drink! If you don't want to get drunk, come with us! ”
The nerd didn't feel tired at first, but as soon as he was reminded at this moment, he suddenly felt that his whole body was sore, let alone running, even if he stood still, it was enough for him to feel uncomfortable.
Distracted by this, he was put straight in front of the new house.
"Oh, hey, the groom is here!" The long-awaited bride happily came out, and before the nerd could stand firm, she pushed him into the new room in a huddle.
As soon as the nerd looked up, he saw the spider girl sitting on the edge of the bed, and his eyes were a little straight.
She was still clad in a delicate hippa, and sat quietly on the edge of the bed. The flickering candlelight gilded her with a faint orange light, and the embroidery seemed to be injected with vitality.
As if noticing the nerd's approach, she tilted her head slightly, causing the tassels on the edge of the hippa to sway slightly, as uncalm as her turbulent heart.
"Now that the bridegroom has come, it's time to lift the hijab!" The bridesmaids are all human spirits, but the family is ingenious in doing happy events. At this time, there are no guests in the new house, and the groom has not been dragged to pour wine, and it is too late to get around, so it is better to go directly to the topic, and it is good to fulfill the wish of the host's family.
The nerd became nervous again when he heard this, and at the signal of Xi Niang, he carefully picked up the corner of Xipa with a weighing rod.
The spider girl with a red face hung her head shyly and timidly, not daring to look up at the nerd.
The nerd was also shy, he squeezed the scale rod in his hand, and stopped talking for a long time before he called in a dumb voice: "Spider Niang...... Look at me......"
Before his words fell, the bride on the side laughed out loud, and then followed up to urge the spider girl: "Look, our groom likes you tightly, this hijab was lifted, and he begged the bride to look at him!" Come on, the bride also pity our infatuated groom, just look up at him! ”
Poor Spider Niang was already panicked, but when she heard that everyone was urging her to look up, she became more and more helpless.
"The bride is shy!" Xi Niang said, "What can I do about this?" The bride refuses to look up, how can you drink this glass of wine? ”
They laughed again.
Spider Niang never knew that mortal weddings would be so terrible, and after being so embarrassed, she almost couldn't restrain herself from turning back into her prototype! Thanks to the old man on the side, he saw the clue at a glance, and took advantage of the fact that the bride was blind and threw a spell on the spider girl in time.
Although the nerd is clumsy, his heart is on Spider Niang, how can he not know the panic in Spider Niang's heart? When Xi Niang poured wine into the wine glass while saying auspicious words, he took a deep breath, and then stammered with his neck: "This is not here - you don't need to serve!" You—you can get out of here! I-we're going to drink—we're going to drink—we're going to drink—we're going to drink—we're going to drink
As he spoke, he stepped forward and clenched the glass full of wine in his hand vigorously, as if he was afraid that they would snatch it.
The bridesmaidens were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
The nerd's face turned red, and his eyes were fixed on his feet, barely being laughed at.
"Hey, hey, groom, you're really—" The bridesmaids wiped their tears and laughed, "Don't be afraid, we know what a moment is worth!" It's just a glass of wine, and we'll go out as soon as you're done! Oh, feed my stomach—I've seen someone who is anxious, but I've never seen someone who can't even wait for a glass of wine—"
As he spoke, they hugged again, threatening to take the nerd's glass.
The nerd was very panicked, and in a hurry, he actually raised his head and poured down the two glasses of wine in his hand in one go!
This can be regarded as a hornet's nest! How have you ever seen a person like a nerd drinking a glass of wine for two? Not to mention that he crossed the auspicious ceremony, it was for the good things mixed with the wine, he poured so much in one go, I am afraid that the bride's candles in the cave room tonight will also be bad!
"This ......" The bride was really dumbfounded, they looked at each other with a glance, and then looked at the nerd with complicated eyes.
Not to mention the nerds, even the disciples who were watching felt a little apprehensive.
For a while, the atmosphere in the new house was very strange.
After a moment of stalemate, the elder finally reacted, but broke the deadlock with a few fake coughs.
"Ha-ha-ha-" The rest of the disciples hurriedly accosted, "Since the junior brother has already been sent over, then we will go back to receive the guests!" Senior brother, you have a good look! Don't make your siblings angry! Then let's go! ”
Before they could finish speaking, they fled in a hurry like rats being chased by cats.
The nerd's face was flushing purple, and as soon as the disciples were gone, he had to face the horrible brides alone. Just as he inhaled and was about to speak, he could hear the old man whispering back and forth: "Come with us, happy ladies too, this great gift is for everyone, we have prepared the thank you gift, and go to the living room with us." ”
The happy ladies were overjoyed, and now they couldn't take care of the nerds who didn't make reasonable moves, and they all rushed to follow the disciples.
The nerd saw that the bride was going out, so he hurriedly stepped forward and closed the door. Then he was afraid that they would return, so he thought about it and added a deadbolt to the door. After confirming that the door was solid, he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.
Now, there were only the two of them left in the room.
The hustle and bustle of the guests outside can still be heard in, and the sound of silk and bamboo that appears from time to time is also very faint. The red-faced nerd and the spider girl sat motionless on the edge of the bed, and the other leaned against the door panel with some detachment, and the two were relatively silent, only the sound of each other's drum-like heartbeats was clearly discernible.
The bright red silk reflected a reddish halo in the candlelight, and the spider girl dyed in new clothes was as fresh and tender as a ripe peach.
Spider Niang is the best at embroidering clothes, and for this day, she spent seven days to make a new set of clothes on her body. Now that the outsiders were gone, she sat there expectantly and fearfully, her little hands barely crumpling the hem of her embroidered dress.
But she waited and waited, but the nerd didn't come to her for a long time.
Why? Why don't you come? Isn't his new dress not beautiful enough? Or did you keep refusing to look up at him and him off?
Spider Niang was afraid that the nerd would really be angry with her, so she was so worried that she didn't dare to look up.
At the same time, the nerd was spinning back and forth by the door like a bewildered beast.
The two glasses of wine he had poured just now seemed to have taken effect, and at this moment he was light-headed, only to feel that there seemed to be a fire burning inside, burning him constantly.
He involuntarily looked up at Spider Niang. She is especially beautiful tonight, whether it is the cinnabar in the center of her eyebrows, or the red glow on her cheeks, or even the delicate and seductive rouge on her lips, all of them are bright and moving.
Looking at such a delicate spider girl, he subconsciously licked his lips, only to feel that the fire in his body seemed to be burning more and more vigorously.
In this way, he endured and endured, and in the end, he was still driven by his desire and hope, so he stumbled towards the spider girl.
The spider girl who was suffering from gains and losses was suddenly pressed firmly, and subconsciously snorted.
The nerd is the Fei family, and the Fei family was born with a blood and breath that makes monsters fearful, and Rao is spider mother is happy with him, and it is inevitable that he will be intimidated by the terrible aura of his demon exterminator.
This fright, the spider girl suddenly trembled like a little rabbit under the paws of a hound, and the previous charming*love* thoughts also dispersed.
When life is at stake, who can give birth to that kind of thought!
"Yes-I'm sorry-" The nerd was also startled by himself, and he hurriedly got up again for fear of crushing the spider girl.
The freed spider girl timidly shrank into the bed, and when she saw the nerd's guilt-guilty face, she couldn't help but feel a little distressed.
"That...... Adult ......" The nerd blamed herself too much, and she hurriedly comforted her, "I was just startled just now...... Because it was so sudden......"
"It's all Xiaosheng's, not ......" The nerd apologized again and again, "It's Xiaosheng who is too disrespectful, and I ask Spider Niang to forgive me, Xiaosheng promises not to take it as an example!" ”
"Hmm......" Spider Niang replied softly, and then pointed to the position beside her, "Sit, my lord......"
"Okay—" The nerd was already sweating profusely because of the flames in his inner body, and when Spider asked him to sit down, he wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve and sat down on the edge of the bed at the other end.
So the two of them, you look at me, I see you, sit for a while, until the disciples who have been ordered to come to listen to the corner of the wall have come, and they are still staring at each other.
"It's strange, didn't the junior brother drink two glasses of spring wine?" A disciple couldn't help but mutter, "Although it is said that the spring wine thing is specially used to entertain the newcomers, and the effect is not strong, but in any case, it is also something that can arouse desire, and the junior disciple has no reaction, isn't it...... It's not that he's hairy—"
"What nonsense!" The elder who was a step late heard that he was not presentable, and immediately patted his head and reprimanded, "I see that although the junior brother is weak, he is full of energy, presumably the younger brother and sister are afraid of the breath of the Fei family, which is difficult to do well!" ”
As he spoke, he quietly opened the window, and then waved his hand, but threw a piece of talisman paper into the new house.
The nerd in the forbearance only felt his neck tighten, and when he reached out to touch it, he had an extra talisman folded into a triangle out of thin air, and listened to a person who said: "Ahem, cough, brother, that is the charm that the master gave you, I forgot to give it to you, and now I will send it to you." You put it on, don't take it off. ”
The nerd looked embarrassed, and only after the old man drove away from the group of guys who were listening to the corner, he was embarrassed to look sideways at Spider Niang.
It just so happened that the spider girl also looked back at him with bright eyes. The nerd endured it for a long time, and at this time, the eyes of the spider girl hooked, and he couldn't help it.
"Spider Niang......" He unconsciously moved to Spider Niang's side, and reached out to hook Spider Niang's little hand and whispered, "Tonight...... It's our hole & house flower & candle, I ...... Xiaosheng wants to ......"
As he spoke, he grabbed Spider Niang's hand and scratched her palm with his fingers suggestively.
The tingling sensation hit her whole body in an instant, so much so that her breathing became rapid.
To the nerd's ears, her gasping sound was like an invitation, and he lost his mind for a moment, and he couldn't help but pounce on the spider girl. But then he remembered his promise, and he immediately rolled over and got up again.
Spider Niang was a little soft by the nerd's pounce, and as soon as the nerd left, she was vaguely reluctant. Waiting to take the initiative to entangle, but a little dare. She's a monster, so she doesn't know about it. It's just that she's shy by nature, and she is also a nerd who often talks about such courtesy, righteousness and shame, she has scruples, but she can't act as generously as ordinary banshees.
Tonight is their cave & room flower * candle night, and since they have become husband and wife, the kind of private & intimate behavior between men and women is naturally to be done...... Before he came back, those brides had already secretly taken out several Spring Palace albums to show her. She looked at those embarrassing paintings, but her heart involuntarily appeared the face of the nerd, and by the time she finished reading the books, she had already sprouted in spring, just like the half-blooming bud, just waiting for the nerd bee to come and pick her honey dew.
As soon as she thought of this, she bit her lip shyly, and waited in a very supple and obedient manner for the nerd to take off her clothes.
Besides, the nerd is already a little nervous, and at this time, the contents of the glass of wine can't be hooked, and the whole person is almost going to burn red.
But even so, he doesn't want to be like a rude person who only cares about his own catharsis and wrongs the spider girl. So he secretly pinched his thigh a few times, and then panted and whispered to the spider girl: "Spider girl...... I...... Can I hug you? ”
Spider Niang, who had been waiting for a long time, heard the words and her heart jumped wildly, she raised her eyes shyly and glanced at the nerd, and at the same time hummed softly.
The nerd who got permission was overjoyed, and immediately leaned over and hugged Spider Niang.
Spider Lady was scorched by the nerd's hot body heat, and he hugged her waist and shoulders so hard that she clinged to his body like weak and boneless cotton.
"Spider Girl...... Spider Niang...... "The nerd is almost ecstatic, he rubs the delicate body of Spider Niang, and all the etiquette and shame of the past have been forgotten by him. At this moment, he is full of eyes with only one spider girl, and that unspeakable madness.
"Xiaosheng can ...... Xiao Sheng can ......" He still remembered respecting Spider Niang, he reluctantly raised his head, and then stared at Spider Niang's eyes with his red thirst eyes and begged, "Spider Niang...... Xiaosheng can ...... Take off your clothes......"
Spider Niang blushed, and she was really anxious. She has been set on fire, and the budding flowers have already been soaked in honey & dew, just waiting for the bees that have been delayed for the future! At this moment, this stupid adult who is anxious to die has to ask for her consent in every move, which makes her really embarrassed. Unable to avoid the stupid mouth of a nerd continuing to ask stupid questions, she looked up, but directly blocked his mouth with her mouth.
The nerd only felt that his lips were wet & wet * soft & soft, and the crisp & numb throbbing * movement rushed towards his dantian like an electric current. In an instant, there was a buzz in his head, and then he didn't think about anything, so he instinctively retorted* to allow the soft lips of the spider girl.
The curtain of the bed slowly drooped down unconsciously, and the new clothes embroidered with delicate patterns were torn off by him without mercy, and then ruthlessly thrown out of the bed. When the delicate flower finally bloomed, the long sword was finally sheathed.
The low curtain reflected the hazy black shadows of the two hours, and the sound of the water seemed to ripple out like nothing, and the pair of burning red candles also quietly shed candle tears.
After a long time, * gradually closed, the tired nerd hugged his wife quite contentedly.
"Spider Niang, are you tired?" He forcibly suppressed the agitation in his heart, and asked Spider Niang in a very gentle voice, "Let's talk!" ”
Spider Niang moved slightly, and then didn't move halfway.
The nerd also said that the spider girl was so tired that she fell asleep, so she had to swallow what she wanted to say back into her stomach.
It's really a bit boring to be alone, and the wife is in her arms at this time, instead of being in a daze, it's better to sleep with your wife!
Thinking like this, he turned his head away, ready to kiss the forehead of the spider lady and fall asleep together.
Who knew that when he turned around, he could see that Spider Niang's watery eyes were wide open, staring at him without blinking.
Her eyes were surprisingly bright, and although the bed tent was a little dim, he could still clearly see the love in her eyes. It was a look of longing to eat.
Such a nerd is not unfamiliar with such eyes, and when he was in the Santuchuan Inn, he could often see such a look in the eyes of passing guests.
It's the first time for a nerd to see Spider Niang show such a look, and he was a little incredulous for a while. He thought he was mistaken, so he subconsciously raised his hand and rubbed his eyes, and then looked at Spider Niang seriously again.
Spider Niang turned her face slightly, and leaned closer to the nerd's neck without saying a word. Her eyes were getting brighter and brighter.
"Spider ...... Spider Lady ......" the overwhelmed nerd stammered, "Are you hungry?" There's pastries and vegetarian chicken outside, I'll go get them for you now!" ”
"Okay." Spider nodded obediently, and let go of the hand that was holding the nerd's shoulder.
The nerd crawled out of bed and moved everything he could eat to the bed.
Spider Niang had no appetite for picking and choosing between food, and finally only ate two pieces of chicken, and then refused to use chopsticks again.
"Aren't you eating?" The nerd saw that she was still looking at herself with that kind of hungry * thirst, obviously not full, "Isn't it delicious?" Do you want me to go to the kitchen and find something fresh for you to eat right now? ”
Spider Niang licked her lips and hesitated for a moment, and just when the nerd thought she was going to refuse, she nodded obediently and said, "Okay." ”
The nerd was suddenly relieved as if he had been pardoned.
"Then I'll go here, you wait for me to come back." He put on his coat and earnestly advised, "If you feel hungry, eat some pastries to cushion your stomach first, don't go hungry!" ”
Spider Niang hugged the quilt and nodded, a pair of eyes still chasing his figure.
For some reason, now she reads as a nerd like she is looking at her favorite moth butterfly, which makes her index finger flutter.
I don't know what the door is called, and the nerd has been driving for a long time without success. Seeing that Spider Niang's eyes were becoming more and more explicit, he had a bad instinct, so he could only push the door harder and harder.
But Spider Niang couldn't wait. She threw away the quilt that had bitten in her mouth, and then leaned over on the bed again, and her originally delicate face also showed a bit of fierceness.
"My lord, Spider Niang doesn't need any other food." She shook her head, and then like a spider, she climbed up to the nerd and said, "Spider Lady just needs to eat the adult!" ”
"W-what?" The nerd nervously approached the door and asked in disbelief, "Spider Niang, we just got married, you can see clearly, I am your husband-"
"Yes, my lord, you are my husband." Spider Niang replied seriously, "We're already in the cave tonight, so I'm going to eat you!" ”
As she spoke, she opened her mouth and was about to bite the nerd's neck.
Nerds are going crazy! He hurriedly dodged the attack of the spider girl, and then began to run around the house, and did not forget to shout: "Spider Niang - Spider Niang, you are sober-"
However, Spider Niang is like a magic barrier, just chasing after the nerd's ass and trying to eat him.
The nerd should really be glad that the spider girl at this time was affected by the spell and could not recover her original form, if she turned back into a spider, I am afraid that at this time he has been wrapped in a spider silk bag waiting for the fate of being eaten. But at the same time, because everyone was afraid of disturbing the night of their newcomer's cave room, no one came to the place after they put a charm on the outside of the new house, so that no matter how big the nerd and the spider girl made a fuss, no one came to rescue him.
In this way, you chased me all night, and when Fei Lao felt that something was wrong and came to open the door, he saw that the nerd had been bound by the spider girl with a bed curtain and hung on the beam.
If he is a little late, I'm afraid that Spider Niang will eat him.
Fei Lao then remembered the habits of the spider spirit. A while ago, he was so engrossed in his future good grandson that he almost forgot that the mother spider had the habit of devouring her mate after being mated.
Thinking of this, Fei Lao was slightly embarrassed and threw out a spell to suppress the spider girl.
The normal spider girl did not forget her previous behavior, especially after seeing the wolf bèi unbearable nerd being hung on the beam of the house by herself, she was ashamed and distressed, and immediately threw herself next to the nerd and cried.
"It doesn't matter, Xiaosheng knows that it wasn't your intention!" The nerd thought clearly, and he didn't blame the spider girl in his heart, "Don't cry, Xiaosheng is fine!" ”
"It's okay this time, but what about next time?" Spider Niang said sadly, "My lord, it's all mine, I shouldn't be wishful thinking about marrying an adult-huh-"
"No, it won't! I-Xiaosheng is the Fei family! The nerd saw that the spider girl was crying sadly, and blurted out in a hurry, "Next time if you want to eat Xiaosheng again, Xiaosheng will use a charm to make you sober up!" So don't cry! ”
"Really?" Spider Niang thought about it carefully, and it was indeed feasible, so she collected her tears, and then leaned timidly on the nerd.
The poor nerd was hung upside down for a long time, although it was uncomfortable and tight, but in order not to make the spider girl cry again, he could only grit his teeth and endure it.
Alas...... Where are Daddy and his disciples...... I don't know when they'll come back and get him down......