Chapter 5: The Badly Wounded Beauty and the Chicken
Coming out of the police station, Xiao Jie did not go directly to the duty room of Vientiane Zoo, but went straight home.
Because he couldn't wait to test the foundation building liquid that was just delivered, after returning home, Xiao Jie took out the foundation building solution and looked at it repeatedly, and found that the more the package looked, the more it looked like a mint-flavored Sprite
"Whew!" Xiao Jie sniffed it with his nose, and then frowned, this thing smells of carbonic acid!
"It can't be fake, is it?!" Xiao Jie's hands and feet are cold, damn it, this is five million things!
Xiao Jie continued to change several angles, smelling like mint-flavored Sprite, and then his face gradually turned the color of pork liver.
"No" Xiao Jie felt that he might be unlucky to get home, and for a while, he suddenly remembered the way to enter Vientiane Diantao.com.
This website is completely attached to Taobao, could it be a phishing website?!
Xiao Jie was like an ant on a hot pot at this time, constantly spinning back and forth, and then looking at the bottle of foundation building liquid anxiously from time to time.
"Fuck, fuck up, your uncle, I was just deceived by Lu Shengwu's bastard, am I on the road again?" Xiao Jie was hard to accept.
"Wait, don't be suspicious, I should drink it and see if it works." Xiao Jie no longer hesitated and tried immediately.
Because in Xianxia novels, the protagonist will become very bullish after drinking the foundation building liquid.
"Gollum." I dried one-third of the foundation building liquid in one go, and the taste of the foundation building liquid is really the same as the mint-flavored Sprite!
Xiao Jie was silent, he looked out the window with resentment, looking at the quiet and peaceful shantytown.
"Whew, I think I should go out for a walk." After drinking it, Xiao Jie knew that he had been deceived, so he was ready to go out to change his mood.
Leaving the house, closing the door, saying goodbye to the shantytown.
Xiao Jie's heart is heavy, and he owes a debt of five million, but what he bought is a fake and shoddy product.
"Why is my life so bumpy?" Xiao Jie only felt too wronged, he was a very good person, but why did God increase the area of his psychological shadow again and again?
Walking, aimlessly shuttling through the bustling streets of the northwest city, there is no point in anyway.
Just walked like this, and suddenly, Xiao Jie found that the road ahead seemed to suddenly become foggy.
"It's such a big haze, where did it come from, shouldn't it?" Xiao Jie looked up, and the sun above was grilling all mankind.
Xiao Jie stopped, he wiped his eyes, there was indeed a haze around him, he was not mistaken, but the point is, where did this fog come from?
"Hahaha, Mom, that uncle is so interesting, there is smoke on the top of his head!"
"Poof, what are you doing, did he just get struck by lightning?"
"Is this a street magic show?"
Gradually, Xiao Jie was surrounded by pedestrians, and everyone looked at him curiously, and then smiled and pointed.
"Why are they looking at me like aliens?" Xiao Jie was a little puzzled.
Then the next moment, he finally saw himself on the glass wall of a building on the side of Guò Street!
That's right, he read that right, there was smoke coming out of his head, and it was still green smoke!
"I'll you, who is this?" Xiao Jie couldn't believe that he was in the glass wall, his hair was stretched out like an explosion, and he was constantly smoking, which was too ugly.
The onlookers had already blocked the sidewalk, and Xiao Jie became more and more embarrassed, but at the same time, his body temperature also soared!
Gradually, Xiao Jie felt his blood boiling, the heat was unbearable, he wanted to go to Guoben, but reason told him that this was the street, and he couldn't do it.
"It's so hot, what's wrong, it's so uncomfortable, I feel like my body is going to explode!" Xiao Jie's condition became more and more unbearable, his breathing was heavy, and he felt that a terrifying power was suddenly surging in his body, and he was about to be blown up by this force!
"Come and help me, a thief stole my bag!" But at this moment, a dramatic scene happened.
In the crowd of onlookers, a beautiful woman's wallet was taken by a thief.
The beauty found the thief early, but she still couldn't catch up, the thief's feet were too fast, and he had already run out more than 100 meters in a smoke!
"Chase!" At this time, the attention of the crowd was distracted, Xiao Jie was overjoyed, and immediately rushed out.
Of course, he wants to help the beauty recover the wallet, after all, now he just wants to run wild, otherwise these energies cannot be dissolved, and he will definitely die!
"Whew, get out of the way, let Uncle Ben kill him!" Xiao Jie fought hard, although he didn't know if he could dissolve the power of the medicine, but he could only try.
The thief had already run to the corner of the street, then turned into the next street and disappeared into the crowd.
According to common sense, Xiao Jie can't catch up, but the strange thing is that Xiao Jie found that his sense of smell was extremely sensitive, and he could smell the scent trail left by the thief along the way!
"Good guy, that foundation building liquid is really real, it really works!" Xiao Jie was noisy in his heart, there was no pit in e-commerce, and the foundation building liquid really worked.
Xiao Jie rushed out at full speed, quickly overtaking the good Samaritans who rushed out to chase first, and then disappeared around the corner of the street at a jaw-dropping speed.
Entering the sea of people, Xiao Jie relied on his powerful sense of smell to quickly lock the thief's escape route.
"See, he's there!" Xiao Jie was overjoyed because he found out that he could actually see the dandruff in the hair of the thief who was fleeing in the crowd!
"I'm rubbing, what's going on?" Xiao Jie was shocked, but continued to run and chase.
After running fast, he felt better, and the feeling of dying from the explosion weakened.
In fact, you must know that Xiao Jie is still more than a hundred meters away from the thief, which proves that with the help of the foundation building solution, Xiao Jie's eyesight has also been greatly enhanced.
It's not that the foundation building liquid has no medicinal power, but the medicinal power comes very slowly, and after drinking it, it doesn't show its effect until just now.
At this time, Xiao Jie felt that his speed was getting faster and faster, and he felt that the muscles, bones, cells, and even genes in his body were getting stronger!
And from just now to now, he has been running at high speed for more than 2,000 meters, and he still has no red face and no heartbeat, and he doesn't even breathe!
Eventually, the thief and Xiao Jie, who followed him, came to another street corner, which was full of traffic and seemed to be a main road.
At this time, the red light came on, and the thief rushed along the zebra crossing.
"Don't struggle, you can't escape!" Xiao Jie smiled sè, and accelerated again!
"Huh!"
Xiao Jie's speed was too fast, and the people around him only felt a gust of wind blowing, and the beauties pressed their skirts with their hands.
"Hah!" Seeing that it was close, Xiao Jie flew up and kicked the thief to the ground and flew out more than ten meters away, and then couldn't get up.
Xiao Jie landed gorgeously under the surprised gaze of everyone, and was about to pretend to be handsome, but suddenly, the sound of a hurried car horn came from his ears.
"I'm rubbing, that thing ran a red light?!" Xiao Jie found that on his left, a small bread came through a red light and crashed into him at high speed!
"Get out of the way, get out of the way!" The driver had no time to slow down, and Xiao Jie suddenly appeared on the road, and he was caught off guard.
"Bump!"
In the end, the van collided with Xiao Jie, and all the pedestrians were blindfolded!
Because according to common sense, in the next scene, they will see Xiao Jie's flesh and blood falling under the wheel!
however
"Wow!"
"It's amazing, that car broke down?!"
“What?!”
Many people's worldview collapsed at the same time, because they saw that Xiao Jie did crash into the van, but the problem is that it didn't seem to be Xiao Jie who was hit hard!
"Ahh Xiao Jie kept screaming bitterly, but the expected sharp pain did not hit, so he opened his eyes suspiciously.
"Huh? What's going on, why was the van crashed, hey, is there any mistake, obviously I'm flesh and blood, okay? Xiao Jie has 10 million grass and mud horses complaining in his heart.
Then the traffic was jammed, the people around gathered more and more, and the whole street was flooded, and Xiao Jie felt bad.
Everyone looked at Xiao Jie's right foot, which had pierced the front of the van, in confusion, to see if there was anything wrong with that foot.
"Wait, no, at this time, my supposed reaction should be" Xiao Jie suddenly thought that his character was not in the right state.
"Ah, my forehead is dripping from the sky, I am dripping my legs, I am wasted, crippled!" Xiao Jie cried and grabbed the ground to perform.
Of course, although he was unharmed, it would not be good if he was asked to compensate for the loss of the van.
"Oh." Seeing that Xiao Jie would also be in pain, the crowd present finally let out a continuous sound of relief.
Xiao Jie pretended to pull out his right foot that had penetrated the front of the van with difficulty, and then fell to the ground and rolled continuously, while the "accident" driver was already stupid in the cab.
Soon after, someone at the scene called the police, and the traffic police dealt with the scene in time.
Traffic Police Department
"What's going on, let's tell me in detail." The traffic police officer who handled the case said.
"This was the situation at that time" Xiao Jie immediately grabbed the conversation and described the situation at that time, of course, only focusing on his arrest of the thief and being hit!
"What about you, what did he say, did he say that?" The traffic police turned his head and asked the driver on the other side.
In fact, the traffic police department has called up the monitoring to see the truth of the matter, it was the van that ran a red light, if Xiao Jie hadn't appeared in time, then the number of innocent people who crossed the zebra crossing would have been more injured.
"I plead guilty." The owner of the van did not dare to say anything, the situation at that time was clear only to him.
This young man is a monster who can't even hit a car, he doesn't dare to provoke, let alone make a claim, obediently confess his guilt, and see each other in the future.
"Since that's the case, then kid, you can go first, do you want to go to the hospital to have a look?" The traffic police asked Xiao Jie.
"No need, I'll take care of it myself." After Xiao Jie finished speaking, he left with a cigarette.
After returning home, Xiao Jie was startled when he looked at the mirror, because a large amount of dark and smelly substances appeared on his body surface.
"Could this be a body impurity?!" Xiao Jie was overjoyed and immediately went to take a bath, he knew that this was the washing of hair and marrow described in Xianxia novels.
Kissed the foundation building liquid fiercely, this thing is now a priceless treasure, what is five million? It's worth it!
At night, Xiao Jie returned to the duty room, even if he was lazy during the day, he still had to be on duty at night.
But when Xiao Jie came to Vientiane Zoo today, he always felt that this name was so familiar?
Time flies, the night is getting deeper, with the experience of the previous night, Xiao Jie naturally locked the door early, fortunately there is a bathroom in the duty room, otherwise Xiao Jie would not dare to go out at night.
But the strange thing didn't go away, just after one o'clock in the morning, Xiao Jie was awakened by a burst of heat!
"It's so hot, what's going on, is it so hot?" Xiao Jie was soaking wet, kicked off the quilt and sat up.
He noticed that the entire room was red, as a blinding red light came in through the window.
"What's the matter, is it on fire?" Xiao Jie is a spirit, this is not a joke, it looks like the fire has surrounded his duty room, he has to open the door and escape quickly.
Sure enough, he was forced back by a wave of heat that almost burned his skin.
"Oh my God, where did that big fire come from, didn't those killers come here to set off fireworks to set the zoo on fire, those animals suffered!" Xiao Jie felt a lot of pressure.
He is the goalkeeper, and in case the zoo loses a lot in the fire, he has direct responsibility, and then it will be an unpaid debt!
"Ahh Thinking of this, Xiao Jie turned around and picked up the bucket behind him and rushed out desperately.
At least make a statement in action, otherwise it really can't get out of it!
Enduring the intense burning pain caused by the high temperature, Xiao Jie rushed out quickly, thanks to the foundation building liquid that greatly enhanced his resistance.
Otherwise, if he had changed to before, this high temperature would have been enough to cause him to suffer extensive burns all over his body!
"Help, save me" And at this time, Xiao Jie, who was running wildly, seemed to hear a charming female voice!
This voice is very good, although it is very weak, but it makes Xiao Jie feel refreshed.
"Could it be that someone is trapped by the fire?" Xiao Jie's eyes lit up, and he immediately rushed towards the area where the fire was strongest.
He thought, if it was a beautiful woman who was asking for help, wouldn't it be a good story to have a hero save the beauty?
"Beauty, I'm here, don't worry!" Xiao Jie shouted and bravely rushed into the sea of fire, and the clothes on his body had already been melted by the high temperature, and he was naked.
"See, there!" In the center of the sea of fire, a woman dressed in a red gauze dress with skin like congealed fat lay on her back with a painful face.
"Help me" saw a naked Prince Charming rushing over, and the woman struggled and shouted, but her face was already a little distorted.
"Beauty, are you alright, what's wrong with you?" When he got closer, Xiao Jie found that there was a burning chicken next to the woman!
The terrible fire and heat around it are caused by this roast chicken!