Chapter 054: Li Dahan tells jokes
At this time, it was already the sun in the west, Bai Xue and Feng Xia were pruning the fruit trees, chatting at the same time, Bai Xue took a large branch scissors, cut off a dead branch decently, looked at the direction of the ravine and said, "Why hasn't Mingjie come here yet?" ”
Feng Xia smiled: "Maybe it's not over yet, hello, it's just a haha, you miss him?" ”
Bai Xue grabbed a branch and threw it at Feng Xia, scolding with a smile: "You, you're a gossip woman." ”
At this time, Zhang Mingjie walked down from the hillside, Feng Xia happened to be in the direction in front of him, pointed at Zhang Mingjie and said: "Rendou is inadvertent, saying that Cao Cao Cao has arrived, you see, I'm back." ”
Bai Xue glanced at Feng Xia and said, "Cut, you can make it up, I hate it." ”
"Who do you hate Bai Xue?" Zhang Mingjie suddenly spoke.
When Bai Xue heard this, she turned around in surprise, swallowed the word like a machine gun and said, "Mingjie, are you really back?" ”
Zhang Mingjie said with a hippie smile: "Yes, this can still be fake, I am standing in front of you." ”
Feng Xia smiled: "She, this is afraid that you will come up with illusions, and she can't believe that everyone's eyes are old." ”
Bai Xue's face turned red, picked up a ball of dirt and threw it at Feng Xia, and said, "Go aside." Then he said to Zhang Mingjie: "Are you done with things over there?" ”
Zhang Mingjie said: "Not yet, but the river sand is almost enough." ”
Bai Xue picked up the water cup and took a sip of water, but was choked and coughed, Zhang Mingjie hurriedly asked, "Bai Xue, are you okay?" ”
Feng Xia smiled: "What's the matter, you didn't see that she was sick, and she was a little sick." ”
Zhang Mingjie grabbed Bai Xue's hand and asked anxiously, "Bai Xue, what is wrong with you, where is it uncomfortable?" ”
Bai Xue gave Zhang Mingjie a charming smile and said, "Don't listen to that little girl's nonsense, I'm fine, what's wrong." ”
Feng Xia said on the side: "No, the old beans are there, lovesickness, hahahaha." ”
Bai Xue's face turned red, Zhang Mingjie hurriedly let go of Bai Xue's hand, glanced at Feng Xia, and said angrily: "Feng Xia, why don't you study well at a young age, what do you think about all day, by the way, do you have a boyfriend?" ”
Feng Xia smiled: "No, what do you want to do?" You won't put a big beauty in front of you, don't you have a fancy for me? ”
Zhang Mingjie dragged up the water pipe on the ground, and while watering the saplings, he said: "You think I'm a big carrot, I think you should have a boyfriend, if there is a suitable one, I'll introduce you to one." ”
Bai Xue smiled: "This is a good idea, lest her mind be full of men and women all day long." ”
Feng Xia was anxious, and said with a red face: "Why did I have men and women when I was full of old shells?" ”
Bai Xue hurriedly said: "No, no, I said the wrong thing, right?" ”
Zhang Mingjie quipped: "Bai Xue didn't say it to you, how can you say this kind of thing in public, just understand it in your heart." ”
Feng Xia pouted and said, "The two of you will work together to clamp me Mao Jusuo, and I will ignore you." ”
At this time, Li Dahan ran over in a daze and said to Zhang Mingjie: "Brother Mingjie, that river sand is enough, I have already asked those mules to stop, and I will come back when the cement arrives." ”
Zhang Mingjie nodded and said, "Okay, tomorrow I'll go find a cargo three-wheeler, pull the cement to the riverside road, and then let their mules carry it up." ”
Bai Xue said: "Mingjie, isn't the car unable to cross the river, where did the tricycle come from?" ”
Zhang Mingjie said: "There are small tricycles, which are carried from the bridge by people to pull goods for everyone." ”
Li Dahan said: "We have several tricycles. ”
Feng Xia came to Li Dahan and asked, "Dahan, I didn't see you at noon today, are you lazy and running to sleep?" ”
Da Han shook his head like a rattle and said, "No, no, I've been on the other side of the ditch." ”
Zhang Mingjie said with a hippie smile: "Da Han, didn't you have to sleep for three and a half hours at noon before, what's the matter, don't you sleep now?" ”
Feng Xia said exaggeratedly: "Wow, three and a half hours, you sleep with Luohanman?" Taking a nap for an hour is old enough, and it is not good to sleep sleepy. ”
Li Dahan said: "I already know that I am wrong, Brother Mingjie told me that he has a teacher who said that if you can't make money by lying in bed, don't lie in bed and not get up, otherwise it will be a crime, by the way, Brother Mingjie's teacher, do you know, this makes sense." ”
When the three of them heard this, they immediately laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists, and Li Dahan asked inexplicably: "What, what are you laughing at, am I mistaken?" ”
Feng Xia smiled: "Remember correctly, remember correctly, you are right, hahahaha, you, do you want to know that teacher?" ”
Li Dahan said seriously: "Yes, if only I could meet her." ”
Bai Xue asked quirkily, "What are you doing with her?" ”
Li Dahan said seriously: "I'm going to see her, I must discuss sleeping with her and ask, she is too reasonable." ”
"Hahahaha." The three of them laughed and fell directly to the ground.
Li Dahan scratched his head and asked with a bewildered expression: "Brother Mingjie, what are you laughing at, I said the wrong thing?" ”
Zhang Mingjie held his stomach and laughed and said: "You are a second goods, hahahaha, you didn't, you are not wrong, hahahaha, you don't have the same knowledge as their women, let's go to the ditch and have a look, hahahaha." ”
Li Dahan looked at the three people who continued to laugh, and said innocently: "Oh, then let's go." After Li Dahan finished speaking, he turned around and left.
Feng Xia lay on the ground and laughed: "Haha, this stuffy dungeon, melon, poke and poke, laugh at my old age, hahahaha." ”
Bai Xue also smiled: "Haha, it's quite funny, mainly because of his expression, and it's serious, hahahaha, I think the two of you are quite compatible, or you will make a cameo appearance as Teacher Ercang and teach him about sleeping." ”
Feng Xia glanced at Bai Xue and said, "you, who has to teach him, he doesn't know how to poke and poke, and he can't learn it if he teaches him." ”
Bai Xue said with a strange expression: "Oh, do you want to teach him, can he learn it, don't you teach him to know, what if it is taught?" ”
"I hate it, ignore you." Feng Xia threw down a sentence, twisted her ass and ran to the other side.
Bai Xue chased over and asked, "What did you just say about Li Dahan, what do you mean?" ”
Feng Xia said: "Stuffy? In our Chongqing, as long as he is tall and big, stunned and stunned, we will shout dull. ”
Bai Xue reminisced for a moment and said with a smile: "Don't say it, it's really quite vivid, you say, if you give Mingjie a nickname, what is it called in your Chongqing dialect?" ”
Feng Xia thought for a while and said: "Like Mingjiele, he is tall and thin, and the beans are called dried cowpeas." ”
"Dried cowpeas? Hahahaha. Bai Xue laughed and said, "Image, too vivid." ”