Chapter 30 The assessment is postponed for the time being, and you go back with me
The next day, no, maybe for Xiao Jie, there may not be any difference between day and night for a period of time starting today.
Chen Bing: "Bye-bye, take care of yourself, poof!" β
Su Yanran: "Yes, haha, you must not die." β
Qiao Lei: "Brother, you are my disgusting image!" β
"You must promise me to find the location of the Five Elements Diamond Sutra as soon as possible, and then come back to sue me as soon as possible, so that I can get out of the sea of suffering!" Xiao Jie still clearly remembers his solemn request to the three of them before he stepped on the toilet road!
"They will definitely come back, they won't sell me, well, definitely not, Sister Yanran doesn't come, forget it, if Chen Bing and they don't come, I will definitely sell them to Duck Street as ducks!" Xiao Jie thought firmly.
But not long after Su Yanran and the three of them left, Xiao Jie felt bad, would he die if he continued like this?
The deeper he thought about it, the more Xiao Jie felt that he should be the most tragic actor in the history of novels, and there was no one.
After all, the male protagonists of other people take all kinds of benefits, collect all kinds of beauties, and then become the heroes of the world, so strong that they don't give future generations a chance to turn over.
But he came back to look at himself, and he understood, it turned out that Su Yanran was the first male protagonist in this book, and he should be a male or a supporting actress!
Even if he can barely be regarded as the leading actor, he just relies on a lot of playing time to rub his face, and he is still not popular, and he is still declining to his hometown.
Dare to ask which actor in the history of fiction can be comparable to Xiao Jie and create so many negative firsts?
Su Yanran and the others left the luxury department and left together.
"Everyone, remember, tonight we will go to collect the secrets of the Five Elements Diamond Sutra, everyone must strictly abide by the time we just agreed, and no one should be late, otherwise Xiao Jie may not last long!" Su Yanran said.
"Got it, we won't let Xiao Jie fight alone!" Qiao Lei said with a smile.
"Poof!" Chen Bing couldn't help but kneel on the ground and laughed wildly, yes, how can a person decay like Xiao Jie? He still can't figure it out.
Su Yanran couldn't help laughing, but compared to the two people in the Jingwu group, there was more worry in her eyes, in fact, she was quite sympathetic to Xiao Jie.
"Alright, let's go our separate ways!" Su Yanran said, and then separated from the two.
The Dragon Slayer Sword Sect did not change anything because of the addition of Xiao Jie and the others, and the entire sect still showed a thriving development trend.
About a short time later, suddenly, no one noticed that in a dark corner of the Dragon Slayer Sword Sect, a crack opened in the space.
Then the crack expanded into a space tunnel with a diameter of ten meters, although this space tunnel was very large, but it didn't even send out a single spatial fluctuation!
The picture turned back to the toilet where Xiao Jie was, and the stinking toilet almost knocked Xiao Jie out several times, but he was still strong and alive.
"Squeak!"
Just as Xiao Jie was thinking wildly, the door opened
"Ouch, what did I eat wrong last night and I had diarrhea, I have to solve it quickly!" The man who pushed the door in was a dead fat pig, and the guy's oily belly covered all his legs above the knees, and he looked very deformed.
"It's okay, I can also use the clone replacement to escape back to the Divine Beast Realm." Xiao Jie thought so, and immediately began to replace
However, after experimenting with it, his face turned completely green, because the doppelganger replacement couldn't be done!
Or rather, whenever he casts a clone replacement, there seems to be a terrifying force in the sky above this Dragon Slayer Sword Sect that hinders him!
"Damn, that's the cultivator's formation, and this formation actually has a certain effect of interfering with space!" Xiao Jie knelt, he knew that he was really kneeling, the iron frame that trapped his whole body was made of deep sea Xuanjin iron, not to mention him, even if it was a real high-level martial artist, don't want to break free!
"Is it over, I, Xiao Jie, only had a full meal of human essence two days ago, will I have to repeat the same mistake today?" Xiao Jie remembered that in that small room at this time, Qiao Lei was him
"Hey, are you new here?" This person who was about to have diarrhea actually came to Xiao Jie's side with great interest and asked.
"Yes, do you have any questions?" Xiao Jie just wanted this person to get out quickly, but what made him desperate was that this person actually started to take off his pants!
"Don't, don't take it off, don't take it off, I don't want it, don't want the concubine!" Xiao Jie's face was pale, this was simply letting him die.
"Come on, my brother will make you feel refreshed, many people refused when they first came, but as they did, they will become more active than us!" The fat pig continued to move the fat and walked towards Xiao Jie.
"No, no!" Xiao Jie danced, but he was helpless, he couldn't move his neck away, so he naturally couldn't dodge.
"Hahahaha!" I saw that the man's fat had completely covered Xiao Jie's face, and Xiao Jie only felt that his nostrils were blocked by the fat and began to suffocate.
"Oh" Then, this person's ass got closer and closer, closer and closer, and he was about to sit on Xiao Jie's face.
"I'll you, kill for a thousand years!" At the last moment, Xiao Jie realized that his hands and feet could still move slightly!
"Ahhh The next moment, a scream broke out in the toilet that resounded throughout the Dragon Slaying Sword Sect.
"Lao Tzu, do you dare to come to me next time?!" Xiao Jie clapped his hands triumphantly, and the internal force blade on his fingertips slowly disappeared, and then he laughed and teased.
"You, you wait, even if I can't succeed, there will still be hundreds, thousands of Dragon Slayer Sword Sect nobles like me who will come to pamper you, I don't believe that you can drive everyone away when the time comes!" The nobleman immediately lifted his pants and limped away with bright red chrysanthemums.
"The crisis in front of us has finally passed." Xiao Jie felt safe for the time being, but he was still very worried, because this person was just a mortal just now, and it was okay to deal with it simply, but who knows if the next one will be a martial artist?
"Haha, ahem, I'm going to die laughing, hahahaha!" Suddenly, a behemoth fell to the ground laughing outside the toilet door, and then laughed and throbbed, causing the ground to continue to tremble!
"This voice,, is it Xiao Jiu?!" Xiao Jie was suddenly overjoyed, could it be that God sent Xiao Jiu here to save him?
"Is it Xiao Jiu?" Xiao Jie couldn't close his mouth, so he could only ask vaguely.
"Yes, cough cough, haha, yes, it's me, why are you so virtuous, if it spreads, it will be a stain on your life, how about it, did that person succeed just now?" Xiao Jiu was already cramping with laughter, and he couldn't get up.
"Ahh Suddenly, Xiao Jie remembered a question, why did Xiao Jiu know that a person had just come in?
"I'm rubbing, you're here a long time ago, why don't you come in early?!" Xiao Jie is drunk, Xiao Jiu, Xiao Jiu, you are really a generation of Tiankeng!
How could he bear to watch Xiao Jie so helpless and pitiful being ruined by others, they are a team, to put it more bluntly, Xiao Jiu is a fixed divine beast partner personally assigned to Xiao Jie by Jin Wukong!
"Bang dang!"
The iron ring in Xiao Jie's mouth was taken off by Xiao Jiu, and Xiao Jiu still couldn't laugh.
"Xiao Jiu, it's not kind for you to do this, you can really watch it!" Xiao Jie was still scolding with anger.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's really my fault just now, but you can't blame me entirely, who let me have such a wonderful scene?" Xiao Jiu continued to laugh and smoked.
"Stop, say, what the hell are you doing here?" Suddenly, Xiao Jie asked sternly.
"Xiao Jie, our zoo has encountered a big incident this time, so, my grandfather asked me to tell sΓΉ you, the assessment of the shuttle was forced to suspend because of the crisis encountered by the zoo, so it can only be postponed again, this time I am not only here to sue you about this, but also to take you back to the zoo immediately!" Xiao Jiu suddenly got up and said.
"Why didn't you say it earlier, why didn't you say it earlier?" Xiao Jie hated to tear all these people apart.
If you don't carry out the second mission, you must at least notify it quickly, so that you were first tracked by Jingkou Guijiao in Xuanyang, and then by Qiao Lei and now you are actually serving as a human toilet here, you now actually say that the mission has been postponed, so what about the sacrifice that Xiao Jie made for the mission before?
"Ahhh Xiao Jie collapsed, he roared, and vented all his long-standing anger.
"Don't make any noise, this is the enemy's territory, let's go, there's no time to explain, after returning to the zoo, you'll understand!" Xiao Jiu said, took Xiao Jie's hand, and then a small space tunnel appeared, and the two disappeared into the toilet.
Soon after, Su Yanran was in the equipment department
At this time, Su Yanran was thinking about how to search for the whereabouts of the Five Elements Diamond Sutra tonight in the assigned room, when suddenly, a space tunnel appeared in her room, startling her!
"Who?!" Su Yanran's aura suddenly condensed and entered a fighting state.
"Don't do it, it's us, it's us!" Xiao Jiu's big head stretched out first and said.
"Xiao Jiu, and Xiao Jie?!" Su Yanran looked at the two people in front of her with some surprise.
"Why are you here?" She took a breath and asked slowly.
"Here's the thing, our Vientiane Zoo has encountered a huge crisis this time, so we must suspend the assessment of the shuttle, and all the staff will go back immediately to standby, I am here to take you back on the order of the Emperor of the Ape, come with me, don't ask more!" As he spoke, Xiao Jiu grabbed Su Yanran's hand without saying anything, and then the three of them entered the space tunnel again and disappeared.
Tonight is destined to be extremely sad for Chen Bing and Qiao Lei, they have blown the cold wind all night, but they can't wait for Su Yanran.
Moreover, the future fate of the two of them in this Dragon Slayer Sword Sect has also become confusing.
In addition, there was another person in the Dragon Slayer Sword Sect who was extremely broken, and this person was none other than Bian Protector.
It must be known that the reason why Xiao Jie was able to enter the luxury department directly was precisely because of Bian Protector's special penchant for human flesh toilets, looking at Xiao Jie so handsome, how could he not try it?
So he abused his power to turn Xiao Jie into a human meat toilet, but he didn't think about it, Xiao Jie disappeared out of thin air, and tonight was destined to be noisy, because Bian Protector completely turned the entire Dragon Slayer Sword Sect upside down, and he never found Xiao Jie's trace!