Chapter 399: Is There Really a Land Lord Here?
Who is Tong Eleven? He is the owner of the Land Temple, the God of the Land. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
His family's futon, if he wants to sit down, and these who want to kowtow and bow down are themselves asking for him, Tong Shiyi naturally ignored the words of Uncle Goatee.
Wu Hao is not the kind of person who does not know how to be polite, but his thoughts are the same as Tong Shiyi, and he also feels that what is enshrined in this land temple is Tong Shiyi.
Now that Eleven is injured and inconvenient to walk, it is most important to sit on the futon and recover.
Moreover, Eleven's injuries are clearly visible.
Not only that, Wu Hao also has an idea.
Since I came to visit the land, I want to ask the land to help fulfill a wish or keep everyone safe.
If it's pious, there's no way to bow down without a futon?
If the land of worship is still dirty, then it will not make the land dirty?
Therefore, Wu Hao still talked to Tong Shiyi about the information of those strong people, as well as his own speculation about the demon world, and did not pay attention to Uncle Goatee.
Uncle Goatee has a lot of personality and a lot of temper.
Seeing Wu Hao and Tong Shiyi ignoring him, he suddenly felt that he had been slapped in the face and had no face.
When he found that there were tourists watching jokes around him, his face was even more unbearable.
"Hey, why are you two children so uneducated? Get up, everyone will pay homage on the futon! This time, the voice of the goatee was obviously a few decibels higher, and he also wanted the tourists around him to hear that he was not embarrassing the juniors, but talking about things.
"Hey, uncle, didn't you see that he was injured?" Qiao Ling couldn't see it, as a reporter's professional habit, she chose to come forward to persuade her.
"Hurt? If you have an injury, call a doctor, you can heal the injury by sitting on the futon? Uncle Goatee was dissatisfied with Qiao Ling's interjection.
Qiao Ling hehe, "Yes, you can be cured by sitting on the futon, because the land god is very spiritual." ”
"You little girl, this is a strong word!" Uncle Goatee blushed and said with a thick neck.
The land god is very spiritual? Yes, yes, it is true that it is rumored that the land in this place is very spiritual.
But that's just a legend, and everyone knows that they just came here to seek psychological comfort. Everyone knows this kind of thing, but they don't want to admit it.
Moreover, because there are so many tourists around, Uncle Goatee doesn't directly say that this is fake.
"If you're religious enough, do you have to kneel on the futon?" Wu Hao didn't raise his head, but just spoke lightly.
Because it was too noisy, he also wanted to help Tong Eleven recover from his injuries wholeheartedly.
"You! You lad! Are you making me kneel on the ground!? It's dirty and cool! Then why don't you sit on the ground and heal your wounds! Uncle Goatee said unhappily.
He felt that he was so old, and these two young people didn't even give any face.
Tong Eleven's eyes drooped slightly, and his face turned cold.
"You go, even if you kneel and plead, the land will not help you fulfill it." Tong Eleven's voice was calm and cold.
He would never help such a person, feeling that when he was older, everyone should take care of face.
Indeed, if you are really old, the traditional Chinese virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, Tong Eleven will naturally do it.
However, the age of Wu's predecessors is also hundreds of years old.
As the land, he accepted the inheritance of Huang Lao, and as an immortal, he would not let go, which is the majesty and dignity of the land.
His every move will be recorded in the land duty manual, and once the heavenly court and the mortal world are connected, the manual must be handed in.
Anything that harms the immortal power is not allowed.
What Tong Eleven said was the truth, even if Uncle Goatee's request was simple now, he would not help him realize it.
A pilgrim who dislikes the dirty land in front of him is simply selfish and unreligious.
"Hey, how do you talk like a kid!?" Uncle Goatee was angry, his voice was super loud, and he was about to rush up and teach Tong Eleven a lesson in the posture of a senior.
"Xiao Ling, Bingxuan, push him out." Wu Hao still didn't raise his head, and said lightly.
If this goatee uncle knew that it was the god of the land who sat on the futon, how would he react?
No matter how dirty the ground was, even if there was a knife on the ground, he would kneel on the ground and make a "pious" wish to be fulfilled.
But it's too late now.
Tong Eleven will not say that he is land, even if he tells the truth, even if everyone believes it.
The old man with the goatee also knelt directly on the knife and made a wish, but Tong Eleven still wouldn't help him satisfy.
Because this old man with a goatee is not worthy of his blessing, he is not pious at all, and he is still making a lot of noise in the land temple, and there are no rules.
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Although Qiao Ling and Li Bingxuan are women, both of them are cultivators, and each of them is stronger than an ordinary strong man.
Therefore, the two of them put Uncle Goatee under his armpit and easily dragged Uncle Goatee out of the Land Temple.
Goatee naturally couldn't swallow that breath, but when he wanted to rush into the Land Temple.
Just when Uncle Goatee was watching, no one was there, and the door of the land temple creaked, and it closed automatically, and it couldn't be pushed open!
Plop -
Uncle Goatee squatted directly at the gate of the temple with a plop.
"Oh my God!! This!! His eyes widened with shock and horror.
How could the door close on its own??
Uncle Goatee was completely stunned.
How can it be!?
Don't......!
Could it be that the rumors are true?? Is there really a land lord here!?
Just now I was insincere, and the land lord didn't let me enter the temple! The old man's head with a goatee was empty in an instant, and he didn't know what to say or what to do.
In the end, he only trembled and got up, and then kept kowtowing to the Land Temple, "Ask the Lord of the Land for forgiveness!" Ask the Lord of the Land for forgiveness! I can't believe it anymore! I was wrong! ”
It's not just Uncle Goatee who is frightened alone.
Whether it was inside the Land Temple or outside the Land Temple, the tourists were all frightened.
The temple door that was so heavy just now actually closed by itself!! No wind, absolutely no wind! Even if there's wind, there's no way to close it!
Don't?
Don't!!
All the tourists invariably looked at the main hall of the Land Temple, and looked at the kind old man of the land in the main hall.
"Is there really a land god!?"
"Oh my God!!"
"I'm not dreaming, am I?!"
"The land god was angry just now!?"
Thinking of the situation in the hall just now, the tourists' eyes widened, and their shocked hearts were about to jump out.
"How can you dislike the dirty ground in the Land Temple!?"
"The land god is originally the god of the land, and if the land is dirty, isn't it just to lift the dirt of the land god!?"
"It's unforgivable!"
All the tourists hated Uncle Goatee, and then, they all knelt down on the spot and began to pay homage to the statue of the god of the Land Temple.
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