Han Xiaohei had an expression of wanting to cry without tears!

He just stood here waiting for someone, and even if he met a woman selling meat, he also ran into the police? Moreover, this group of policemen also surrounded him, could it be that he was taken away on the charge of soliciting prostitutes and prostitution?

If he really prostitutes, there is nothing to say, the key is that he prostitutes?

"Hey, hey, hey! Comrade policeman, I have been wronged! Han Xiaohei said.

"Wronged? Everyone who is caught will say that they have been wronged. Come over to me, that woman! The middle-aged policeman led by him, after calling the woman who sold meat to his side, asked in a shouting voice: "Be lenient in confession, and strict in resisting." Honestly, what do you do? What is your relationship with him? ”

"I'm ...... I'm here to relieve men's tired hands. The woman said.

Relieving tired hands for men? It's really subtle.

"What sells is what is sold, and there are fewer rounds of things. Go ahead, what's your relationship with him?! The middle-aged policeman asked.

"We don't recognize it." The woman said.

"Do you hear that? She said you don't recognize it! The middle-aged policeman turned his head to look at Han Xiaohei.

"yes, we don't recognize each other!" Han Xiaohei nodded.

"Since you don't recognize it, then you two are greasy and crooked just now, and you still say that you didn't do anything? When we're fools too! The middle-aged policeman raised his voice. If you were an ordinary person, you would really be scared.

But for Han Xiaohei, no matter how fierce the middle-aged policeman is, he doesn't think so.

"Brother policeman, you smoke a cigarette first, I have something to say to this little brother." As she spoke, the woman pulled out a pack of cigarettes and handed them out to the policemen who smoked cigarettes one by one.

"Yo! This cigarette is more than 30 yuan a box, right? Looks like you're doing a good business! The middle-aged policeman smoked a cigarette, but he was still sarcastic about the woman.

"What's the matter, I'm not willing to smoke this cigarette, isn't it just in case you get caught, it's used to honor you." After the woman finished speaking, she glanced at Han Xiaohei and called Han Xiaohei aside. "Little brother, do you know that now selling, prostitution, and prostitution not only have to be fined, but also have to squat in the class room?"

"I know, what's wrong?" Han Xiaohei said.

"What's wrong? We were caught by the police, what do you say! "The woman was in a hurry.

"But I didn't do anything to you, I'm innocent." Han Xiaohei said.

"The point is that they don't believe it!"

"So what to do?"

"There are not many people who do what they do, and they enforce the law impartially. Look at the fat man at the head, it's not a good thing at first glance. If you don't want to be fined, if you don't want to be caught squatting, you might as well just bribe, maybe you can do it. The woman said.

"Give them money?" Han Xiaohei's face hurt, if this woman knew how picky Han Xiaohei was, maybe this woman wouldn't have mentioned money to Han Xiaohei.

"Or else? If you don't give them money, then you will wait to be fined, and you will be caught and squatted! Moreover, when the time comes, the money for the fine will definitely be more, you think about it! The woman said.

"What you said seems to make a lot of sense, but then again, it's the two of us who have been arrested, so I can't take the money alone, right?" Han Xiaohei said.

"Of course I won't let you take it, give them two thousand yuan, you take one thousand, I take one thousand, how about it?" The woman said.

"Take so much?"

"I don't have too much, you have too much? But I don't have to take cash, there are five of them, and each of them sleeps with me once, and that's not enough. The woman said.

"Can they be willing? That was an eye-opener for me. If they want, then it would be better for them to sleep with you twice and make up enough for 2,000 yuan! Han Xiaohei said with a grin.

"You think beautifully! Do you think the old lady is so casual? Besides, you didn't even want to help me get this money, why should my mother help you! The woman was a little impatient, and turned her face to look at the policemen, "Do you want to take it or not, give me a happy word!" ”

"Let me think about it." Han Xiaohei frowned and thought.

"Do you still need to think about it? If you're willing to take the money, you don't have to go to the squatting number. If you don't want to take it, in addition to being fined, you have to squat again. Moreover, if your family and friends find out about this, you will be laughed at! "The head of a woman's analysis is the Tao.

"Hmmm! You have a point, but I don't have a wallet. Why don't you help me ask, can I make an IOU? Han Xiaohei said.

"Another IOU? Prostitution, prostitution You want to make an IOU, bribe the police, and you still want to make an IOU? You don't think you can make an IOU for everything, do you? The woman said angrily.

"I'm a very honest person, it's a big deal to give them tomorrow." Han Xiaohei said.

"The key is that others don't agree!" After the woman finished speaking, she glanced at Han Xiaohei, "Anyway, I can exchange my body for money, what do you want yourself, you can do it yourself." ”

"I can't make an IOU, I don't have any money now, so why don't they take me back to the bureau!" Han Xiaohei said.

"You're so stubborn?!" The woman glanced at Han Xiaohei's car, "Then if you press the car here, I'll help you first, and then you can send me the money later!" ”

"How can you help me? Slept twice by each of them? Eldest sister, can you do it, don't get tired! Han Xiaohei said.

"I haven't heard that saying, there are no ploughed fields, only tired oxen. When my mother's business is good, I can't take care of eating, 24 hours a day, and I haven't survived? The woman said with some pride.

"You're good enough! Also, big sister, I'm really grateful that you can help me. Han Xiaohei said with a grateful look.

"If I didn't look at you, I wouldn't bother to help you." The woman said.

"But......" Han Xiaohei stopped talking.

"I've talked about this, what's wrong?" The woman said.

"But I still don't want to take this money, you better let them bring me into the bureau!" Han Xiaohei said.

"Are you really in the water in your brain? Do you like to go to the bureau and squat so much? The woman couldn't laugh or cry.

"It's been too tight lately, and when I entered the bureau, I finally had a place to eat and saved a lot of money, haha!" Han Xiaohei said.

"Sick!" When the woman finished scolding, she walked towards the group of policemen. After she and the group of policemen muttered for a while, several policemen surrounded Han Xiaohei with fierce faces.

"Want to go to the bureau to eat? Do you think the food in the bureau is so delicious? Since you don't eat and drink in the toast, well, then you can go with us! The middle-aged policeman led by him said with a sideways face.

"Where?" Han Xiaohei asked.

"Where else can I go, of course it's the police station!" The middle-aged policeman said confidently.

"Oh, I think if we really go to the police station, it's either me or you who should be locked up." Han Xiaohei sneered.

"Shut us up? Why lock us up! The middle-aged policeman looked very funny.

"You know the reason better than I do!" Han Xiaohei looked at several cars getting closer and closer in the distance, "The people I'm waiting for are here, what do you want to do to me, ask them first!" ”

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