Body Text_Chapter 323 Internet Buzzwords
"Yunyun, why did you get here?"
Su Baoguo and Fang Yunyun, after coming to the other side of the stairs, Su Baoguo asked curiously, "What?" Are you busy at work today? ”
"Don't mention my brother-in-law." Fang Yunyun pouted, "Work is like that every day, it's boring, it's not interesting at all, it's all trivial cases." ”
"If there are big cases every day, it only proves that you are not doing your job well." Su Baoguo said with deep meaning.
Fang Yunyun didn't pay attention to the meaning of his words, and said to herself: "Little brother-in-law, what is that Zuo Jian doing in the classroom?" ”
"Zuo Jian is a teacher of the interest class specially invited by Shishi...... Su Baoguo was interrupted by Fang Yunyun as soon as he was halfway through his words, "What? Interest class teacher? ”
"Isn't there any mistake?" Fang Yunyun looked at Su Baoguo dumbfounded, "He can also be a teacher?" She felt as if she had heard a big joke.
"Confucius said, there must be my teacher in a threesome." Su Baoguo said with a smile: "Everyone has their own strengths and weaknesses, and the strengths of others are where we should learn." ”
Fang Yunyun was depressed, her little brother-in-law has always been like this with a preachy tone, it is estimated that it is related to her profession, from the teacher to the head teacher to the principal, all the way to preach like this.
"Well, you're right." Fang Yunyun raised the white flag in surrender, her eyes rolled, and she said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, let me tell you, this Zuo Jian is not a good person, I have known him for a long time, and I know him very well, this guy is attentive and can speak." It's very pleasing to girls. ”
Su Baoguo pushed his glasses and stared at her with scrutinizing eyes, "Oh? What do you mean? Zuo Jian is just a teacher invited by Shishi. He understood Fang Yunyun's words in his heart, but they were in the school now, and if such a thing spread, it would definitely have an impact on Su Shishi, so he had to point out the relationship between the two.
"I mean......" Seeing Su Baoguo's blazing gaze behind his glasses, Fang Yunyun's words couldn't be said anymore, so he had to change his words and said, "I don't mean anything." ”
"Oh." Su Baoguo nodded, "Come, let's go listen to it, watch their interest class, and talk about something." As he spoke, he moved to the back door of the third class of high school, and standing in this place, he could hear the sound of speech inside.
Fang Yunyun secretly thought in her heart: "Zuo Jian, this guy is flamboyant, and he clearly looks like a hooligan, but this guy, who will be a star for a while and a teacher for a while, is really talking about people and talking nonsense, I want to see what he will tell these students." ”
Fang Yunyun also followed Su Baoguo's example, came to the back of the classroom, pricked up her ears, and listened to what Zuo Jian was talking about inside.
“…… Mr. Zuo, what do you think a campus romance should look like? ”
Today is the first class of the interest class, in the discussion between Su Shishi and Zuo Jian, today's first class was originally based on introduction, and by the way, I talked about some other things, but I didn't expect that Zuo Jianzai began to say casually, how to correctly establish the concept of adolescent love, which aroused the enthusiasm of a group of students. They all raised their hands to ask questions.
Now this question is a girl with a lot of red pimples on her face, in the usual class, rarely speak to answer questions, belongs to the more shy kind, as a result of today's opening to speak and ask questions, it shocked all the students.
"Campus romance, I think it should be hazy, beautiful, like each other, crush, but dare not say it, like a pomegranate, green and sweet."
As soon as Zuo Jian's voice fell, the girl who asked the question felt that his answer was too general and vague, so she simply said straight to the point: "Teacher Zuo, what do you think boys will think of girls who chase after them?" ”
As soon as this sentence came out, the students in the class immediately became agitated.
"Backwards?" Zuo Jian glanced at the girl a little funny, and then said seriously: "I personally think that only the beautiful one is called chasing backwards, and the ugly one is called entanglement!" ”
"Hahaha!"
"Hehe, Mr. Zuo is right."
The students in the class burst out laughing, and the girl blushed and sat down, gritting her teeth with hatred for Zuo Jian in her heart.
"Teacher Zuo, let me ask you a question." A boy stood up and said, "What do you think of the buzzwords that are so popular right now?" For example, lying down and getting shot, good friends, and so on. ”
"I think that the so-called popularity is actually just a change of form, a trick, and then a new thing, just like packaging."
Zuo Jian's heart moved, and said: "Just like you just said, the lying gun was actually there a long time ago, I think this sentence is derived from 'the city gate caught fire and affected the pond fish'." ”
The boy felt that there was some truth and asked, "What about the words of a good friend for a lifetime?" ”
"The Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, not as deep as Wang Lun to send me love." Zuo Jian didn't think about it, and replied very quickly.
"Kneel!" The boy was convinced on the spot.
“…… This guy is really slippery. ”
Hearing the questions and answers of the two people in the classroom, Fang Yunyun couldn't help but cover her mouth and snicker, she had to admit that Zuo Jian really had a set.
Su Baoguo also smiled when he heard this, nodded secretly, and secretly thought in his heart, this Zuo Jian was also a little crooked in his belly.
The heated discussion in the class continued, with the speeches of the previous two students in front, coupled with Zuo Jian's witty and humorous answers, which made the students in the class extremely emotional. The rest of the students had a strong interest in their hearts, and they asked all kinds of strange questions, wanting to take the test against Zuo Jian.
"Teacher Zuo, Xiao Wang went to buy clothes, the salesperson asked him what color he wanted, Xiao Wang humorously said, I don't hate red like I hate yellow, I don't hate blue like white, I don't like red like pink as much as I hate pink, I don't like blue as much as I like yellow, may I ask if you are a salesperson, what would you do?"
The student who asked the question quickly finished speaking in one breath, and then waited for Zuo Jian's answer.
"If I were a salesperson, I would just kill Xiao Wang!" Zuo Jian said seriously.
"Haha!"
"Hehe, kill Xiao Wang."
The students below laughed heartily one by one.
"Zuo Jian, this guy is really quite methodical. After a while, I had a hot fight with these students. Su Shishi on the side, seeing the appearance of the students below, recalled that when she was just the head teacher, these students did not treat Zuo Jian like they did today.
While pondering, Su Shishi inadvertently saw a figure shaking in the window at the back door of the class, and she looked at it and saw her cousin Fang Yunyun, who was squeezing her eyebrows at herself.
"Huh? How did she end up here? ”
Su Shishi was a little surprised, and glanced at Zuo Jian, who was interacting with the students on the stage, she hesitated, slowed her steps, and walked out of the classroom.
"Cousin, why are you here?" Su Shishi pulled Fang Yunyun and left the classroom a few meters away before she spoke.
"I missed you, so I came to see you." Fang Yunyun said casually, and then, she stared at Su Shishi, looked up and down, and asked with a smile: "Tell me honestly, how could you remember to ask this guy Zuo Jian to be the teacher of some interest class?" I remember you before, didn't you say that he was a liar? ”
Fang Yunyun remembered that when she met Zuo Jian on the street last year, she once said that Zuo Jian was a liar and pretended to be a student's parent to deceive her at school.
"It was just a misunderstanding." Su Shishi felt a little unnatural when she stared at her, "Cousin, why did you think of running to the school to find me?" ”
"Oh? Want to change the subject? ”
Fang Yunyun smiled slyly, stretched out her fingers and gently scratched Su Shishi's erect nose, and said with a smile: "Little girl, you don't look at who you're talking to." You haven't answered my question yet, to be honest, I really scared me when I saw Zuo Jian here just now, and then my brother-in-law came over and told me that Zuo Jian was invited by you to be the teacher of the interest class. ”
"My dad came over just now?" Su Shishi was a little surprised, she ignored Fang Yunyun's ridicule, and asked, "Then did he say anything?" ”
"He didn't say anything, just listened to me in the back of the classroom for a while, and then quietly walked away." Fang Yunyun stared at her as she spoke, "Su Shishi, you tell me honestly, how could you think of asking Zuo Jian to be a teacher?" ”
Seeing that she kept asking questions, Su Shishi had no choice but to explain: "Cousin, through my understanding some time ago, I found out that before I actually misunderstood him, Zuo Jian is actually a very good person, he understands a lot of things, and he is humorous, and he has responsibility and responsibility......"
"Stop, stop."
With Su Shishi's words, Fang Yunyun's beautiful eyes widened and widened, and the more she listened, the more she felt that something was wrong. The age gap between their cousins is not large, and they have grown up together since childhood, so they can be called sisters and best friends.
For Su Shishi, Fang Yunyun boasted that she knew her a little more than her parents.
I have been following Su Shishi last year, the handsome Mo Yonggang, when Fang Yunyun had no one in private, she asked Su Shishi, and she didn't praise Mo Yonggang like praising Zuo Jian!
Seeing her gushing appearance, Fang Yunyun suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart, and finally couldn't help but interrupt her words, "Cousin, you won't like Zuo Jian, right?" ”
"Huh?" Su Shishi's beautiful eyes widened and looked at Fang Yunyun, "Cousin, what did you say?" ”
"Don't pretend to be here." Fang Yunyun glared at her angrily, looked left and right, and mysteriously came to her side, "You tell your cousin the bottom, are you interested in Zuo Jian's guy?" ”