Chapter 798: Worry, what is menopause
"Okay, be careful when you go back, the Queen Mother of Naxi is a bad-hearted old witch!"
Ju Wuwu inadvertently reminded, "The choice is only in a thought." Please search (product % book ¥¥ net) to see the most complete! The fastest updated novel"
"Thank you Miss Ju for reminding me, I have also been clear about the actions of the Queen Mother of the West over the years. Those who should be guarded against will also be guarded, and those who can't be guarded against can only endure. She doesn't care about suffering anymore, every time she suffers, she can feel his presence. A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, which was pain and happiness.
Chang'e is gone, her body still looks so heavy, except for the laughter of making trouble with Ju Wuwu in Pantaoyuan and Laojun Palace, the rest is still the sorrow of longing.
When Chang'e was far away, Ju Wuwu retracted his gaze, and suddenly felt that the whole person was soaring and fell into a wide embrace.
A familiar breath came from his ears: "Sorrow, do you remember?" ”
"What do you remember?" She asked subconsciously.
As soon as the words fell, he only felt that he was hugged tighter, and his voice seemed to be a little angry: "Worry, you lied to me again!" ”
She turned her head to look at this guy, her face full of innocence: "What did I lie to you?" ”
She doesn't seem to lie to him, does she?
Ju Wuwu buried his head, frowning and thinking hard, what did she lie to him? How could she have lied to him? Even if she deceived the whole world, she wouldn't deceive him! How did this guy become suspicious? He raised his hand and held his chin in deep thought.
Wen Ren Ji Ying hugged the person in her arms, her face was full of helplessness, and when she saw her appearance, it seemed that she had really forgotten. She looked very annoyed, how could she forget it? Sorrow's memory is really bad, it seems that he has to deepen his impression!
Suddenly, Ju Wuwu raised his head with a worried face: "Ying, we are more than a thousand years old." ”
"Hmm." Wen Ren Ji Ying didn't understand what she meant, indeed, they had been in the underworld for a thousand years, plus the original days, they were exactly more than 1,100 years old. I wonder what this person is trying to say? He was a little curious, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, did this person want to give him a "big gift"? It's a sight to behold, and that's great.
They have been separated for so long, and it should be a good way to make up for the time they have been apart in the past.
"Sorrow, what do you want to say?"
He held her in his arms and made her sit on his lap.
Ju Wuwu lowered his head slightly, extremely entangled, his brows furrowed again and again, and he looked up at him, his eyes were a little complicated. Hearing this, Ji Ying became more and more surprised, is there anything else unspeakable about this person? What is it? He was already curious.
Ju Wuwu was very entangled, and whenever he wanted to speak, he felt a little weak when he saw his handsome face. How to get back! So handsome! Alas!
"Sorrow, what's wrong with you?"
Wenren Ji Ying also seemed to notice that something was wrong, and raised her head.
In the end, Ju Wuwu can't hide, this problem will have to be solved sooner or later, it's just that, who told this guy to win her heart!
"Ying, don't worry, I won't dislike you." She first swore an oath.
As soon as these words fell, it made Wenren Ji Ying feel that something was wrong, as if he had some flaws.
He straightened her up: "Say, what's wrong?" ”
"This ......" she glanced at him, and finally said, her face was still a little relieved, "Ying, in fact, the disease of menopause is a bit abnormal, as long as you adjust your mentality well, it is also a small problem." I also didn't expect that this disease, which most women can get, will appear in you, and men rarely get this disease. ”
She said that this guy has been so capricious and sensitive recently, and occasionally a little nervous, it turns out that he has menopause! Tut-tut, I didn't expect that cultivators also have menopause, but she wasn't worried, what menopause was not a cure in her hands.
Menopause??
Three big words popped up in Ji Ying's mind, what is menopause? How he hadn't heard of it.
Ju Wuwu saw his abnormal face, and he was even more sure that he had menopause. This guy has always been indifferent, and although he smiled innocently, he was actually a fox all the time. Now it will show all the joys, sorrows, and sorrows, and it seems that it is menopause.
Wen Ren Ji Ying hadn't figured out what menopause was, and when she saw this person smiling at him, she became more and more puzzled and a little bad in her heart. It seems that this man's menopause is a disease, but he can be 100% sure that he is not sick!!
"Ying, I won't dislike you, besides, this is really a minor illness, I'll give you two pills to eat later, and I'll be fine for a while." Nothing will be affected. She was afraid that the other party would not believe it, so she hurriedly promised.
When Ji Ying heard this, he always felt that something was wrong, and before she could speak again, he had to ask clearly.
"Worry, what is menopause?"
Ju Wuwu paused, his face was full of surprise, by the way, this guy is not from the earth, of course he doesn't know what menopause is. Well, today, she will give this guy a good popularization of knowledge.
"Menopause is a disease!" She said lightly.
Wenren Ji Ying frowned, he was not sick!
"Tell me what's going to happen?" He had to figure out what this menopause was today! This man's words made him extremely awkward.
Ju Wuwu thought about it, he would know the truth sooner or later, so he explained it carefully.
"Well, okay, I'll explain it to you, listen, can't you interject, can't you lose your temper?" She's a little defensive, what if this guy is irritable?
Wen Ren Ji Ying's face nodded stiffly, which made her finally feel at ease.
Climbed on top of him, changed into a more comfortable position, and spoke slowly.
"First of all, the skin will age," she touched his radiant face, very happy to be able to rub a handful of oil, and said happily, "This is not reflected in you, so it is not important, do not explain more." ”
"Let's go on, cardiovascular aging," she paused, glanced at it and said, "Well, it doesn't seem like you have it on you, just skip it." ”
……
"Genital aging," after speaking, she paused, subconsciously glanced at it with her consciousness, and quickly shrank back, her face was red, and she was a little uncomfortable, "Well, it doesn't seem to be either." Quietly stuck out her tongue, her action naturally did not hide from his eyes, and the depths of his eyes flashed with a dangerous light, as if he understood something.
Staring at her smiling face, red fluttering, I really wanted to pounce on it and take a bite, but well, no hurry, he had time.
"Hyposexuality," when she said this, she was full of regret, patted him on the shoulder, pinched his handsome face again, and kissed him with red lips, "Don't worry, whether you can do it or not, I will not dislike you, I am a miracle doctor, and I will definitely cure you." ”