"Haha, you're right, the retired soldier comes back to be a security guard, it is indeed the most suitable, and it can be called a professional counterpart!"

Shi Gang and the others burst out laughing.

"Enough!"

Suddenly, a crisp and pleasant voice sounded.

The smiles on the faces of Shi Gang and the others suddenly froze on their faces, and they looked at Zhang Yan in dismay.

That's enough just now, that's exactly what she said.

Even Zuo Jian was also extremely surprised.

"Okay, we finally got together tonight, even if someone's life is not satisfactory, there is no need to say this!"

Zhang Yan looked at Shi Gang, Han Gang and the others unhappily, with a beautiful glance on her pretty face, maybe she also felt that her tone was a little rushed, paused for a moment, and said: "The people here today are all classmates from the year, and they are not enemies, why do you want to make fun of others?" ”

Looking at Zhang Yan's pretty face, Zuo Jian remembered the girl who always held a book in her arms, listened carefully in class, and wore a ponytail.

I remember that in school, Zhang Yan was very timid and there were boys she didn't know, and when she talked to her, she looked like a frightened rabbit.

It seems that society is really exercising people, and the timid girl in my memory is now angry, and she is quite imposing.

Shi Gang and Han Gang's faces were a little unbearable.

"Hehe, Zhang Yan, it's not right for you to say that."

Zhao Lei, who had the best relationship with Shi Gang, stood up and started a round, and said with a smile: "We are all old classmates, and we are not enemies, why do we want to make fun of others?" We're just joking with Zuo Jian, I believe the old squad leader won't even be able to make jokes, right? His last sentence turned his head to Zuo Jian and said.

"Well, that's right." Shi Gang also nodded, snorted, turned his head to look at Zuo Jian, and said in a natural tone: "Zuo Jian, I was joking with you just now." You can't even afford to joke, right? ”

Joke? Are you guys joking like that? Zhang Yan snorted in her heart. What made her strange was that in the face of the ridicule of Shi Gang and others, Zuo Jian sat there without changing his face and heartbeat, ignoring it, as if the object of their ridicule was someone else.

This can't help but make Zhang Yan a little strange and a little disappointed, the strange thing is that Zuo Jian back then, in the class, said the same, but anyone who dared to provoke him basically had to obediently admit his mistakes to him in the end, although he conquered the other party with his fists, but what Zhang Yan admired the most was precisely this, men, if there was no anger and blood, was it still called a man?

What disappointed her was that the current Zuo Jian was like a person who had been rounded by life and had his temper wiped out by reality, and he was indifferent to Shi Gang and others despite the cynicism.

"Hehe, everyone is an old classmate, we haven't seen each other for many years, and after we meet, it's normal to make jokes." Zuo Jian's face showed a bright smile.

"Hehe, you can think like that, that's right!" Hearing his words, Shi Gang suddenly felt a little fluttery, with a smug smile on his face, nodded with satisfaction, and said proudly: "It is precisely because everyone is an old classmate that I am joking with you. "He looks like I'm looking up to you and joking with you.

"That's right, old squad leader, I can testify." Han Gang said with a smile: "Manager Shi's words are the truth, I usually don't know how many people want to get close to him, just kidding." ”

"Hehe, I see what you mean." Zuo Jian smiled and watched the two of them sing and harmonize there, "You guys are just joking with me because you look up to me, right?" ”

"That's right." Shi Gang snorted, leaned back in the chair with his fat body, glanced at Zuo Jian, showed a playful smile on his face, and said, "Zuo Jian, isn't the work of a security guard hard and unprofitable?" Hehe, by the way, there is still a lack of a cleaner in my company, otherwise you resign and come to work here, I will give you 3,000 yuan a month, how about it? It's higher than your current salary, don't say your old classmates won't help you! ”

He made it clear that he was humiliating Zuo Jian, but what he said was very good.

"Huh, help me? Forget it. ”

Zuo Jian raised his eyebrows, and said to Shi Gang with a smile: "Shi Fat Pig, if one day, you go out to prostitute and are blackmailed, you can call me, for the sake of the old classmate's face, I will definitely help you!" ”

Shi Fatzi is Shi Gang's nickname when he was in school, and this guy has been fat since he was a child. What's interesting is that the fatter a person is, the more he hates others calling him fat, and now Zuo Jian has directly upgraded the fat man to a fat pig, and the expression on Shi Gang's face is extremely exciting!

"Hehe, Fat Stone, I'm kidding you too." Zuo Jian looked at Shi Gang, whose face was pale, and laughed: "You can't even afford to make jokes, right?" I look up to you, so I'm joking with you. However, you are getting fatter and fatter now, more and more like a pig, and if you don't lose weight, you can only call you a stone fat pig, haha. ”

Shi Gangtie's face was blue, and he snorted heavily, Zuo Jian also said, this is a joke, if he gets angry, it is in response to the words he just said that he can't joke, and he has lost his demeanor! So, although Shi Gang was half dead in anger, he still couldn't have a seizure, so he could only grit his teeth and endure it.

Seeing Shi Gang's deflated look, Zhang Yan couldn't help but cover her mouth and snicker.

"Hello guys, what would you like to drink?"

At this time, the waiter pushed the door and walked in and asked politely.

Seeing the list in the waiter's hand, Shi Gang's eyes rolled, and he came up with a solution, pointed to Zuo Jian, and said to the waiter: "Let him order first." A sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"What do you drink, sir?" The waiter handed the list to Zuo Jian according to his words.

"Old squad leader, I'm having a treat tonight, don't worry about money, even if it's expensive, don't be embarrassed." Shi Gang had something to say.

After taking the list, after opening it, and glancing at it, Zuo Jiandeng understood Shi Gang's intentions.

This Blue Mountain Cafe, perhaps to improve the grade taste, or perhaps to highlight the difference, so that guests feel that this place is authentic, the coffee on the list, all in English, not marked in Chinese.

In fact, the owner of the Blue Mountain Cafe has put a lot of effort into the operation, and his method is indeed very successful. Many white-collar petty bourgeoisie like to come here to drink coffee, which also has something to do with this way of doing business Just imagine, when you read the list, say to the waiter waiting on the side, and say chicly, give me a cup of cappuccino. This moment there was a feeling of being tall.

Shi Gang knew this, so he deliberately let Zuo Jian take the lead, because after Zuo Jian graduated from junior high school that year, he went to the army to serve as a soldier, obviously, he was bullying Zuo Jian for not understanding English and wanted to see him make a fool of himself.

"Oops, sorry. I forgot. ”

Seeing Zuo Jian rummaging through the list there, Shi Gang suddenly slapped his thigh and made a look of annoyance, "Our old squad leader is just a beginner in Chinese, and he can't understand English at all." With that, he said to the waiter, "Waiter, please introduce him to him......

"Hehe, no need." A smile appeared on the corner of Zuo Jian's mouth, he quickly glanced at the list, looked up and said to the waiter: "Forget about Kopi Luwak, I guess even if you have it here, it won't be authentic, just just give me a cup of Espresso, by the way, I want the coffee powder within four days after roasting." After saying that, he snapped his fingers and handed the list to the waiter in a chic manner.

Hearing Zuo Jian's accent of authentic English, Shi Gangden was taken aback, he never expected that Zuo Jian would be able to understand the list. What made him even more puzzled was that Zuo Jian's English, whether it was pronunciation or accent, was very authentic, just like an authentic British, originally Shi Gang felt that his English was not bad, but now, he suddenly felt that his English accent was like a farmer farming in the suburbs of London compared to Zuo Jian.

“Espresso？” Shi Gang pursed his lips, Espresso is espresso, in fact, many people regard this kind of coffee as low-grade coffee and disdain to drink it, "Old squad leader, this is cheap coffee, hehe, waiter, bring me a cup of Cappuccino." ”

As soon as the words fell, Zuo Jian had not yet spoken, and the waiter on the side kindly explained: "Sir, Espresso is not a low-grade coffee, in Italy, where it was born, Espresso even has someone who specializes in studying it, the reason why many people regard it as low-grade coffee is because Espresso has very strict requirements for blending, and it is difficult to make, but Espresso can be drunk at any time of the day, The best time to drink your Cappuccino is when you wake up in the morning, and it's already night, are you sure you want Cappuccino? ”

Hearing the waiter's explanation, Shi Gang was a little embarrassed in an instant, wishing that there could be a crack on the ground to let himself in, he secretly scolded this mouthy waiter in his heart, and said stiffly: "Well, it's okay, I just like Cappuccino." He originally wanted to see Zuo Jian's jokes, but he didn't expect that if he was not careful, he would become a joke himself.

With Shi Gang's example in front, next, when ordering coffee, Han Gang and the others paid attention to it, and before ordering coffee, they first asked the waiter, and then ordered a suitable coffee.

After the waiter left, seeing the atmosphere in the private room, he was a little silent, Han Gang smiled in order to enliven the atmosphere and relieve the embarrassment just now: "By the way, Zhang Yan, didn't your boyfriend say that he wanted to help you find a way to get Mu Yanbing's signature?" What do you think? Any news? ”