"You, who are you?"

In the middle of the night, his bedroom was visited repeatedly, one of them fell from the sky out of thin air, if such an encounter met a timid girl, she might immediately scream and faint, that is, Hu Lili, who has experienced too many things that others can't understand, has become much calmer, and can calmly question the identity of the person.

The fat man staggered over, the fat on his waist shook with the footsteps, feeling that it was a step by step, Hu Lili felt sorry for the floor tiles, and if she could speak, she would definitely start crying.

When he walked to a distance of about three steps from her, the fat man stopped and grinned, how did he look like the Maitreya Buddha enshrined in the temple.

"Introduce yourself, the contemptible person is called Zhu Tousan, and he is the house god of this villa. ”

"Poof!" Hu Lili sprayed, the pig's head three, Mamma Mia, there is such a superb name? But don't say it, it's really quite vivid, it's all fat like this, isn't it a pig?

"Another misunderstanding of my name!" Zhu Tou shook his head helplessly and explained: "My name is Zhu Yuanzhang's Zhu, transparent, one, two, three, not the derogatory word you think." ”

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, poof......" Hu Lili hurriedly covered her mouth and forcibly suppressed her laughter, of course, she didn't hold it back, her eyes were full of laughter, she really can't blame her, girl, her laughter has always been a little low.

Zhu Tousan seemed to be used to it, waved his hand indifferently, and then pointed to the intruder on the ground and said, "This product is a thief, what do you want to do with it?"

Only then did Hu Lili clearly see that the man who was upside down was not Mo Ziyan, but a man dressed in black, but because the man was lying on the ground and couldn't see his appearance clearly, there was no way to guess his age.

However, Zhu Tou, who was visually measured to weigh at least more than 400 catties, fainted alive, and the thief's luck was also reversed, and it is estimated that he will shed his skin if he does not die, and his ribs are not broken, right? Hu Lili couldn't help but bow a crocodile tear for this sad thief.

"By the way, what kind of god did you just say?" she paid attention to the strange name, and she didn't hear anything else.

Zhu Tousan said again in a good-natured manner, and said in more detail, "I am the house god of this house, specializing in ensuring the safety of the house, the bear boy specially asked me to watch you a little before leaving, although you can't go out, but it is difficult to keep uneasy and well-meaning people coming in, so I will appear." ”

So that's the case, Hu Lili nodded understandingly, showed a grateful smile at him, and said sincerely: "Thank you, Zhu ...... Otaku. It was so hard to pronounce the thought of that name, and calling him was like scolding him, so she temporarily changed the suffix.

Zhu Tousan waved his hand indifferently, and said very modestly: "You're welcome, are you throwing this out or calling the police?"

Hu Lili thought about it seriously, although the thief should be handed over to the police for handling, but how could she explain the reason why the thief fainted at that time? She said that she was stunned by the house god? Who would believe it? Moreover, as soon as the police examined the injury, they knew that the thief was stunned by a heavy object, how could she, a weak woman who was powerless, do it?

Thinking of making up a confession and being exposed, she decisively dismissed the idea of calling the police, got up and got out of bed, cautiously walked to the thief's side to take a look, and asked, "He shouldn't be dead, right?"

Zhu Tousan also walked over, raised his thick foot and kicked it, kicking the thief's body directly out of two meters, smashing into the wall, and then landing with a "snap", the movement made the corners of Hu Lili's mouth twitch.

Well, she was kicked to death without being crushed to death, obviously it was a matter of careless human life, why did she only feel very happy?

Hu Lili was powerless to hide her face.

Zhu Tousan picked up the thief, just like catching a cat and a puppy, and shook it in the air a few times, and the thief's body was like a fallen leaf in autumn, floating and floating.

"Not dead, just fainted. He turned back to Hu Lili and said.

Hu Lili could finally see the thief's face clearly, but it was a young man in his early twenties, his eyes were closed at the moment, his face was pale, and his lips were a little black, but there were no scars or bleeding, could it be an internal injury?

"Little girl, don't doubt my strength. Zhu Tousan glanced at her very unhappily.

Hu Lili is entangled, I just believe in your strength to ask this, just your body, you are pressed and kicked, how many people can withstand it?

But these words can only be turned around in the head, and they can't be said, people are one god anyway, although they have never heard of the house god, if they anger him, give her such a look, she estimates that her heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys will be pressed out.

Thinking of this, she waved her hand again and again: "No, how could I not believe in your strength? Since he just fainted, please throw him out, if you call the police, it will be too troublesome to explain, anyway, nothing happened." ”

Zhu Tou nodded clearly, but he didn't rush to throw the thief out, but instead lifted his whole person upside down, and then threw it again, Hu Lili just wanted to ask, and saw a lot of things falling out of the thief.

However, such a method is really ...... Thief children's shoes, rest in peace!

After throwing it off, Zhu Tousan groped around his whole body again, made sure that there was nothing left, threw him on his shoulder like throwing a sack, and then said to Hu Lili: "You count the things, I'll go and throw him away." ”

After speaking, a burst of white light appeared, and in an instant, the two disappeared.

Hu Lili pressed her forehead, crying and laughing.

She had always felt that she had been unlucky to encounter a non-human in this house, but looking at this bitter thief today, she suddenly felt a strong sense of relief in her heart.

Sure enough, when you are unlucky, as long as you see someone who is more unlucky than yourself, you will be cured instantly.

walked over and squatted down, checked and categorized the things found from the thief's side one by one, and then Hu Lili was not calm.

In addition to the things of the Mo family that she knew, there were also a bunch of things that did not belong to the Mo family at all, including six wallets, three mobile phones, and some jewelry.

Does this thief have Doraemon pockets on him? Can he stuff so many things, and this otaku god is too real, isn't it? This is to keep the thief busy tonight!

Putting the things that belonged to the Mo family back in their places, Hu Lili was worried about the extra stolen goods, how to deal with these things?

Just as she was thinking, Zhu Tousan fell from the sky again, this time landing on her bed.

Hearing the extremely tragic "creak" scream from the bed, Hu Lili's body shook twice, and several big black lines slid down her forehead.

Oh my God, the bed is going to collapse, right? She doesn't want to sleep on the floor!