Chapter 283: It's too classic! (6/10)
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"Doug Doug ......"
On the big screen, on the desert with rolling yellow sand, a fierce muscular man in a black suit pulled out a man with his hands tied and a hood from the Humvee, and the three of them immediately shouted excitedly. Chen Baixiang, who was still dressed in a funny pure white suit, stood in front of the Hummer with his hands on his chest, gnawing on a toothpick in his mouth, and a bodyguard next to him lit a dollar bill to light a cigarette for him, looking like an arrogant and arrogant boss.
The Americans didn't know about this episode, but Chenlong knew, and shook his head with a smile, "It's still a spoof." ”
The other party even took out his gun, and Hu Yifei hurriedly shouted: "Stu, Stu, give him the money." Gu Tianle, who was wearing broken glasses, helplessly threw the money bag over and said, "You can release people now, right?" ”
At this time, Chen Baixiang agreed to release the people, the muscular man took off the white hood on Doug's head, and the three of them immediately screamed in horror, and a huge burst of laughter broke out again in the screening hall that was about to burst the roof: "Hahaha-"
Because on the big screen, the guy who was very frustrated and had his mouth and arms locked with black tape was none other than Hollywood's top star Will Smith. Previously, Will Smith said that he played a drug dealer and was beaten violently, and everyone didn't know the situation at that time, but now they finally know.
"FUCK, who the fuck is this guy? We want Doug, Doug! "Hu Yifei is already crazy.
Chen Baixiang scratched his nostrils a little puzzled, spread his hands and said, "What are you talking about?" Isn't he Doug? Lick very hard. Gu Tianle roared angrily: "What we want is a Chinese, a handsome guy of mixed race!" ”
"Haha, that's none of my business." Chen Baixiang laughed disdainfully, snapped his fingers twice, and the muscular man over there tore Will Smith's tape off, and after Will was in pain, he quickly scolded: "SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK...... I've told you guys to catch the wrong person, and I didn't lick your dick. Alan, what the hell are you doing I was locked in the car for a day and almost scared me to death, what the hell is going on? ”
Will Smith's rap rap was fast-paced, which made the laughter at the premiere louder and louder. Will's vulgar and funny image makes the audience feel very fresh, superstars have always played cool and handsome on the big screen, and now they have to play such a bad role. Will Smith himself slapped his face, obviously very happy with his performance, maybe I should do more comedy in the future.
In the movie, Alan knows this Doug, which makes things change again, and they even discuss the topic of taking off the soul and not shaking the head.
Hu Yifei looked at Chen Baixiang impatiently and shouted, "Who cares about the special shake-head-pill, where is Doug?" Where is Doug!? ”
Will Smith shouted incredulously, "MAN, I'm Doug!" Hu Yifeili turned his head to look at him and shouted angrily: "I thought you were Will Smith!" Will was stunned for a moment, looked proud and proud, and grinned: "Yes MAN, many people say that I look like him, but that Hollywood is a weak chicken, but not as handsome as me, not as cool as me, see my pigtails." Fifty dollars of flowers, and the chick in the hair salon was impressed by my handsomeness and came with a shot. ”
"Who cares about you, this ****!" Hu Yifeili is about to go crazy.
There was another burst of laughter in the screening room, and Will Smith blackened himself, could there be more funnier than this. I saw Hu Yifei on the screen shouting urgently at Chen Baixiang's gang who was leaving: "Hey, he's not the Doug we want, you can't just leave, you take this pile of **** back and return the money to us." ”
Chen Baixiang turned to look at him, laughed with a "poof", and let out a few strange giggling sounds like a hen's crowing demonic laughter, cocked his orchid finger and flipped the chips in the bag, and said, "No way, weak chicken." He also exaggerated a few strokes of his crotch, "A group of fools, let's go." ”
"Haha......" The audience slapped their thighs with laughter, some people almost fainted with laughter, and some of them secreted tears uncontrollably. Of course, not everyone likes this kind of, pee, and fart, and there are many people who cover their mouths with a disgusted smile on their faces, which is really vulgar after this paragraph.
But most of the audience, tonight's laughter has reached the limit, and it is difficult to make their facial muscles twitch wildly if there is any laugh in the future.
The trio on the big screen went through a lot of hardships, but they changed back to an imposter Doug, which really made things out of control.
The wedding time is approaching, and the exhausted trio finally decides to confess to Tracy. is the scene at the beginning of the movie, and now it is finally round, a perfect connection. But at this time, things took a turn for the worse. Fake Doug explains the medicinal effects of the flying soul, and finally inspires Furuta to remember that Doug may still be sleeping on the rooftop. Then a flying pounce knocked down Hu Yifei, who was about to confess.
Scarlett, who was on the other side of the phone, was hung up again, with a posture of going crazy and scolding, "Fuck! ”
They went as fast as they could from the roof of the hotel to find the groom, who was almost tanned as black. Then leave Las Vegas and head back to Los Angeles for the wedding. In the final wedding scene, the audience continued to let out bursts of chuckles with joy.
The matter finally ended successfully, the dentist Gu Tianle finally hardened at the wedding, he got rid of the water-based Yanghua girlfriend who slept with the sailor, and Hu Yifei's family came to attend the wedding of their friends, and the family was reunited.
The audience saw the image of Hu Yifei holding the child, which really became the biggest contrast to his crazy image.
In the eyes of American audiences, this is the image of Chinese Americans they are familiar with, most of them are very honest, do not cause trouble, and take care of their families.
I didn't expect the movie "The Hangover" to finally return to the family after so much madness. It's unexpected. After experiencing so much madness, the sudden return to calm makes people feel like they are back to basics. "No matter how crazy you go through, do you want to go back to your family?" The critic muttered.
It really responded to the classic line, "What happens in Las Vegas, let it stay in Las Vegas!" ”
Doug finished the wedding, and in the evening, the four of them were competing for the digital camera that recorded their crazy night, Wu Yanzu looked at them left and right, and said with a smile: "Let's watch it together, just once, delete all the photos after reading, OK?" Gu Tianle said: "I said just delete it now!" Hu Yifei scolded: "If you don't look at it, go away, I still have to know how I ended up in the hospital." Zach laughed, "Yes, there is." ”
"Guys, just say it all at once?" Wu Yanzu held up the digital camera, and the other three all nodded: "It's decided." ”
Under the brisk electronic music soundtrack of Pac-Man, the four of them came to the screen of the camera, Wu Yanzu pressed to play, and the four of them bounced away in surprise, covering their mouths and shouting: "Oh my God......" The fat man laughed and shouted: "It's so classic!" (To be continued.) )