Text Text_Chapter 867 Trouble Upper Body
Zuo Jian was so frightened that he almost jumped out of the car!
"Fang Yunyun, let me tell you, don't talk nonsense! How can I tarnish your innocence? If someone else hears this, they may think that I have done something to you! ”
Zuo Jian looked at her angrily.
"Why am I talking nonsense?"
Fang Yunyun snorted and retorted, "What's wrong? Did you say you were my boyfriend in the first place, or did you say it in front of so many people, and it didn't hurt my reputation? You have to know that the reputation of a girl's family is something more important than life, this is called a festival, do you understand! ”
"I really don't understand!"
Zuo Jian accentuated his tone, looked at Fang Yunyun depressedly, and said, "Then let me ask you, do you know what it means to be in a hurry?" I said that at the time, the purpose was to find an excuse to let you in, okay? ”
"I don't know what it means to be in a hurry!" Fang Yunyun glanced at Zuo Jian angrily, and said, "You said it lightly, but after you finished speaking, you wiped your mouth and didn't admit it?" No wonder everyone says that men don't have a good thing, they all eat it and don't admit it! ”
"Please! Don't talk nonsense, okay? Zuo Jiandu was about to collapse, "I didn't eat you, don't say that, in case others hear it, they think I did something to you." ”
"Zuo Jian, I'll just tell you like this." Fang Yunyun snorted: "The last time you said in front of so many people, you said that I was your girlfriend, not only the people in our unit knew, but even my parents knew about it, do you think I am willing to let you go to my house for dinner?" That's what my mom and dad meant, you know? ”
"Then I can't go." When Zuo Jian heard this, he strengthened the thought in his heart, shook his head again and again and refused and said: "If I really go to your house for dinner, wouldn't it be yellow mud falling into the crotch of my pants, isn't it and?" I'm not going, I'm not going! ”
"You're really not going?" Fang Yunyun looked at him expressionlessly.
Zuo Jian didn't think about it, and blurted out: "If you don't go, I won't go if you kill me." I advise you that it would be better to dispel this unreliable idea. ”
"That's good. Since you don't want to go, then I won't force you. Fang Yunyun suddenly showed a smile like a successful trick, took out her mobile phone casually, and said with a smile: "Then I'll call my dad...... By the way, I forgot to tell you, he is still serving in the army, I guess if I let him know that you don't want to go, maybe a company will be sent over and escort you over, right? ”
"Is there any mistake?" When Zuo Jian heard this, he was taken aback, "What's the matter?" Threaten me, or scare me? It's not that I haven't been in the army, and I still don't believe it, can a soldier be unreasonable? ”
"Hehe, who said that I was unreasonable with you?" Fang Yunyun pursed her lips and snickered: "I told my dad before, you have seen my body before, and you also said in public that it is my boyfriend, if you don't go, he will only think that you are chaotic and give up, do you think, in such a situation, will he reason with you?" As she spoke, she dialed a phone number.
Zuo Jian's heart suddenly had a thrill, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he snatched Fang Yunyun's phone, glanced at the phone number on the screen, and he was immediately angry, "Dare to love your dad is 10086?" You're bluffing me here again! ”
"Hehe, I'm deliberately teasing you and giving you a chance to see if you will change your mind." Fang Yunyun said without blushing or panting: "If you don't cherish this opportunity, then you can give me your mobile phone and let you see if I am bluffing you or really calling." ”
"Don't."
Even if it's a threat or a threat, Zuo Jian has a more or less understanding of Fang Yunyun's stinky temper Fang Yunyun belongs to the kind of person who is typical of a stunned character, chirping, and frying on the spot when something happens.
For such a stubborn donkey, he can only find a way to coax him, if he really comes hard, then okay, Fang Yunyun will definitely not be soft.
"Yunyun, look, we're all old acquaintances, right?"
This sound, Zuo Jianchun was forced to call it out by force, while Fang Yunyun listened with a smile on her face, and her heart was a little sweet.
"Besides, you also know, I'm a person who has a girlfriend...... said, Zuo Jian's heart moved, he looked at her sincerely, and said, "And...... And more than one girlfriend...... Ahem, actually, I wasn't going to tell you about such a thing, but I think we have to make it clear to ourselves. ”
"More than one girlfriend?" Fang Yunyun's willow eyebrows twisted when she listened, looked at Zuo Jian as if she was interrogating, and said angrily: "Then you tell me honestly, how many girlfriends do you have?" ”
"Well, you make me think about it." As he spoke, Zuo Jian stretched out his finger, and there were words in his mouth, as if he was recalling, muttering a name, and pulling up a finger.
This appearance really made Fang Yunyun grit her teeth and hate it.
"Hmm...... In addition to those who broke up and broke up, there are five or six people who are in contact now. Zuo Jian said seriously, but he snickered in his heart, I think you are going to do something, right?
"Five or six?"
Fang Yunyun looked at him angrily.
"That's right." Zuo Jian sighed and said: "Actually, you don't know, I am the legendary big carrot, alas, don't look at me like this, I can't help it, you also know, it's difficult to explain clearly, right?" ”
"Whether it's hard to explain feelings, I don't know."
The corners of Fang Yunyun's mouth curled, she looked at him with a smile, and said: "But I only know one thing, since you said that it is my boyfriend, then you have to be my boyfriend, and even if you have five or six girlfriends, it's fine, not many, not fifty or sixty, if you say that you have fifty or sixty girlfriends, then I may still consider whether to dump you." ”
Zuo Jian almost fainted, even five or six, he made it up, trying to scare away Fang Yunyun and make her retreat. I didn't expect her to say that it was okay softly and cleverly...... If I had known that this was the case, I would have just said that there were fifty or sixty of them!
"You're a little too much, aren't you?"
Zuo Jian said depressedly: "You are also a girl, you simply let me be your boyfriend, don't you think, a little not reserved enough?" ”
"Who just said that I was a man's wife?" Fang Yunyun asked unceremoniously: "I originally wanted to be reserved, but you said that I am a man's wife, then I will simply act like a man." ”
Zuo Jian was speechless, "Then you say, it's not impossible for me to go to your house for dinner, but I have to tell you in advance, what good will it do me if I do this?" ”
"The benefits? Of course, there is. Fang Yunyun smiled and said, "Zuo Jian, you speak from your heart, you are honest, do you say that I am beautiful or not?" ”
Hearing this, Zuo Jian looked at her from head to toe, nodded, and said, "Beautiful." Indeed, Fang Yunyun is very beautiful, especially when she is wearing this police uniform, she looks like she has a heroic temperament that is better than a man. has a bumpy figure, if her temper can be better, the people who chase her will definitely be able to line up for a few kilometers.
"Hehe, isn't that enough?"
Fang Yunyun blinked her eyes and said with a smile: "You go to my house for dinner tonight, the matter between the two of us, even if you meet your parents, isn't it good that you find such a big beauty as me?" ”
"Well, then I'm not going." When Zuo Jian heard this, he immediately shook his head sharply and refused, what kind of joke is she making, even if she sticks it upside down to herself, she still thinks she has a bad temper, if she really finds Fang Yunyun as his girlfriend, let alone the two of them talking sweetly, if they don't fight in three sentences, it will be regarded as mutual mercy between the two.
"Whatever you want, it's okay if you don't go, give me back the phone." Fang Yunyun was surprisingly not angry, and stretched out her hand to ask for a phone.
"Will you call your dad?" Zuo Jian looked at her cautiously and did not give her the phone.
"Hey, it's your freedom to go or not, whether you call or not, that's my business, right?" Fang Yunyun's apricot eyes widened, and said, "Don't you think you're too busy?" ”
"Why am I meddling?" Zuo Jian said angrily: "This matter is related to my own interests, okay?" ”
"Oh, I see." Fang Yunyun looked at Zuo Jian in surprise as if she had discovered a new continent, and said exaggeratedly: "Listening to what you just said so easily, I thought this matter had nothing to do with you...... Oh, so you know it has something to do with you, huh? ”
"I said."
Seeing her like this, Zuo Jian held his stomach with anger, but he couldn't help it, he could only say kindly: "Can we discuss this matter well, for example, you and your parents explain clearly, there is nothing between us at all, isn't this okay?" It doesn't have to be your house, does it? ”
"You think I didn't explain?" Fang Yunyun snorted angrily and said, "I said it a long time ago, I said that there is nothing between me and you, but guess what they say?" ”
"What do they say?" Zuo Jian hurriedly asked.
Fang Yunyun pursed her lips and said, "My dad doesn't believe it at all!" ”
"Why?" Zuo Jianjian was not happy, "Why doesn't he believe it?" ”
"My dad said, if there is really no relationship between the two of you, will that Zuo Jian be guilty and risk his life to save you? Are you going to be a fool to me? ”
Fang Yunyun said in imitation of her father's tone.