Xu Wenbiao sat in the train, full of thoughts.

A few days ago, he met a cat, a cat that could talk and was a little obscene, and later, he bought a pawnshop, got some money, and a violent beauty to help watch the store.

The fat cat said that the pace of life can not see a glimmer of light and stop, which coincides with Xu Wenbiao's thoughts, he has just begun to enjoy the happiness of life after 23 years of bad luck, and he is not happy enough, of course, he must continue to be happy.

So, he left the shop to Zhang Ying and stepped on the train to Yunnan Province. As for what the shop pù will be made of by this violent woman, she was already left behind by Xu Wenbiao when she got on the train.

You see, life is so wonderful. A few days ago, he was an unlucky ghost who never had more than a hundred dollars in his pocket, and now he is starting to ignore hundreds of thousands of stores. Speaking of which, there is really some potential for a loser, Xu Wenbiao touched his chin, quite shamelessly complacent.

As for why I went to Yunnan Province, I have to talk about the fat cat. This guy has already shown in front of Xu Wenbiao the technique of penetrating the wall, mind reading, fireball and fixation, and also taught him the technique of internal vision, strengthening the body and stealth, after Zhang Ying was in place, he even told Xu Wenbiao that he would also know the eye technique, and he could see through the inside of the object like an X-ray. Because Xu Wenbiao's ability has awakened and he has the power of self-preservation (Xu Wenbiao feels that the fat cat's real idea is that he is finally no longer a burden), the original plan is to make certain repairs, not to dig treasures first, to Tengchong, Yunnan Province, to gamble on stones.

Xu Wenbiao was already numb to this shameless repeated golden finger, but he was still worried that he would be so arrogant one day, and a lightning bolt would kill him. Even if the will of the earth doesn't pay attention to him, such a stinky fart, walking on the street is easy to be spit on his face, plus three rotten eggs and a bunch of rotten vegetable sticks.

It's just that this guy is still self-conscious, shaking his body and twisting his ass with a very stinky fart, tsundere, fur, all fur. Brother is so capable, what can I do?

It's like the rich second generation, you have already lived in a mansion and drove a famous car with a beautiful chick in your arms, but you have to show off your wealth on various occasions, my dad is rich, what can I do?

I'll do your grandmother, a third uncle and grandmother! When no one was around, Xu Wenbiao spat on the ground. How do you make us dwarfs and poor people live like this? To use an Internet buzzword, you are so a**, does your family know?

Xu Wenbiao sat on the seat by the window, thinking of this, he was indignant. Sitting opposite sat a girl in her twenties, very delicate, but with two acne on her chin, which slightly ruined the beauty, but looked even more youthful.

He sensed the girl sneaking a peek at him.

Brother is also a good-looking person! Xu Wenbiao was a little complacent, leaning down at a forty-five degree angle and turning his face sideways, without looking at people squarely, he spoke Chinese in an authentic London accent with his throat, "Hi, hello." ”

The girl looked away like a frightened rabbit, quickly looked away, and a touch of red quickly spread on her neck, looking very cute, and then lowered her head again, and her voice was as low as a mosquito, "Hi, you, hello." ”

was quite shy, Xu Wenbiao was happy, and continued to tease her, "Little sister, are you looking at me?" ”

The girl lowered her head, looked up at him, and quickly lowered it again, what a shy girl.

"If you want to see me, you can say it, and I won't let you see it, but if you don't say it, how do I know you want to see it?" Xu Wenbiao continued to tease her, she really wouldn't feel lonely with such a cute girl on a long journey.

The girl finally mustered up her courage, raised her head, looked at him, and said, "Big brother, your clothes seem to be smoking. ”

Hehe, my clothes are smoking, huh?! My clothes are smoking?!

Xu Wenbiao turned his head to look, isn't it!

Clothes hanging from the hangers were emitting wisps of faint smoke.

After learning the spell from the fat cat, Xu Wenbiao practiced the fireball technique the most diligently, and practiced all the time, because he felt that lighting a cigarette with the fireball technique was too handsome. So, even on the train, it is practiced by hiding your left hand in a hanging garment. But God assures him, he's been practicing hard for more than two days before, and he hasn't hit a single spark. I didn't expect that at this time, it would have an effect.

He pulled his clothes off and slapped them wildly. Fortunately, there was no fire, but a hole the size of a quail egg was burned in the chest.

The girl covered her mouth and snickered, probably thinking that Xu Wenbiao had hidden her hand in her clothes and was playing with a lighter.

Xu Wenbiao smiled and talked to the girl. Maybe it was his cuteness that made the girl feel harmless, and the girl stopped being shy little by little, and talked and laughed with him.

What, you said that it is impossible to see a beautiful woman with the obscene character of a fat cat so quietly without a sense of zài?

Hahaha, when it comes to him, Xu Wenbiao wants to laugh, that's what makes people happy.

Who made this guy an animal form, although pets are allowed on the train, they must be vaccinated two days in advance to apply for an immunization certificate, and it is also a consignment. When I think of the depressed appearance of the fat cat pouting and waiting for the needle to be pierced, I was put into an iron cage and sent to the freight car to stay in the middle of a group of cats and dogs with tears in my eyes, and the feeling was really, happy, happy! Say something important three times, I'll add it again, it's so painful!

I'm sorry, I'm exploding again!

Xu Wenbiao laughed. The girl was confused.

A trip with a girl to chat with is a joy even if it's long. When getting off the bus at the transfer station, Xu Wenbiao, who left the girl's phone number and added WeChat, was still a little reluctant, and even hoped that the more than ten hours of driving would be extended several times. It's a pity that the girl didn't go to Yunnan Province, so she had no choice but to say goodbye with tears.

During the ten hours of waiting for the transfer train, Xu Wenbiao ate two meals, walked around the street and took a shower. While enjoying the service of the scrubber, I inadvertently remembered the situation of the fat cat at this moment, imagined that he was trapped in a group of cats and dogs, and expressed deep sympathy, and then, please allow me to secretly laugh a little more.

You see, our Xu Wenbiao is such a person.

Why don't they fly, you ask? I'm sorry, Xu Wenbiao told you very shyly, he is afraid of heights... Walking on the flyover, my legs and stomachs are trembling. You said that you were so scared how could you jump up on the overpass and lean out to grab the banknotes, so you can only say, Qian Na, you are a knife that kills people without seeing blood.

At about half past nine in the evening, I got on the transfer train from Yanjing, this time it was not so lucky, opposite was a bearded, barefoot girl, that smell, it was really a fragrance. The beard stepped on the seat with one foot, eating peanuts and beans and drinking beer while buttoning his feet, but he was still very enthusiastic, and repeatedly beckoned Xu Wenbiao to eat together...... In the second half of the night, the birdman was finally sleepy, lying on the seat and falling asleep, Xu Wenbiao covered his nose and thought that he could stop a little now, but he didn't expect this guy to grind his teeth and fart and snore to do everything...... Xu Wenbiao was going crazy, but he remembered such an old saying, whether he was bitter or not, he thought about the Long March 25,000, and whether he was tired or not about the revolutionary seniors, so he thought about the fat cat, and it was really much more comfortable.

After more than ten hours, he finally arrived at the capital of Yunnan Province, and when he received the fat cat, this guy almost cried. Seeing his ecstatic appearance of finally jumping out of the fire pit, Xu Wenbiao thought for a long time and finally told him the news he heard on the train - from the provincial capital to Tengchong, he had to take a bus for ten hours.

This time, the fat cat was really crying.