(One hundred and eleven) ventriloquism
They are all women, and the one around them is laughing and laughing all day long, and they are not afraid of themselves at all. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info obviously quarreled in front of her, and I didn't see her come to curry favor with her, as if nothing had happened, other women, as soon as they frowned, they were so heartbroken that they died.
In this way, Yue Shuyi is really a poor person.
"Come on, help Yue Shuyi to go down and rest, and prepare for the soft collapse."
Yu Xi's eyes lit up when he heard this, "Your Majesty Xi!" His voice was almost uncontrollably choked.
Yue Shuyi was helped down by the palace maid, and then she felt even more pain in her ankle.
The small chair was replaced with a soft collapse that was two people wide, and the skin of the fire fox was also intimately covered on it, and the concubines sitting around had to move to the side.
It seems that His Majesty still loves Chongyue Shuyi.
That is to say, this Yue Shuyi's dance today is so amazing, why did she annoy His Majesty because of a single word.
Now the concubines all shut up, just a few loud voices, this time they were nervous, for fear that Yue Shuyi would hold a grudge and turn their heads to trouble themselves again.
Not long after Yue Shuyi sat down, Yun Cong secretly slipped down from the big drum again, "Yue Shuyi Niangniang, this is the blood oil specially given by the queen mother, you didn't take this Shuluo Shuluo muscles and bones when you go to bed late, our queen mother also asked, do you need to ask a doctor to take a look immediately?" ”
Yun Cong is still young, and there is no need to avoid suspicion when talking about this kind of topic, just waiting for Yue Shuyi and Yu Xi to give him an answer.
Yue Shuyi Yu Xi smiled and asked Chao Sheng, who was following next to her, to take the blood oil, but she didn't believe that the queen would be so kind to give her something, it must have been ordered by His Majesty.
Otherwise, why didn't the queen mother arrange for herself to collapse.
Yue Shuyi thought about it for a while, she knew her injury clearly, and she would be strained and sprained when she danced on weekdays, and it would be fine to go back and apply it alternately with hot and cold. If the doctor says that he has to take medicine and rest immediately, wouldn't he have to leave here immediately? It's easy for His Majesty to have a little pity for himself, but when he left, His Majesty turned his head and was hooked by the fox who performed later, wouldn't he lose more than he gained?
Thinking of this, Yue Shuyi shook her head slightly, "Thank you for the kindness of the queen, the concubine is just a small injury, just rest slightly, you don't have to spend a lot of time for the concubine, and the teacher is mobilized." ”
"Gotcha!" Yun Cong bowed down and bowed his hand after hearing this, "Then the lady will have a good rest, and the slave will go down." ”
She is just a messenger, since Yue Shuyi doesn't cherish her body, she is a little young waiter, why do you care so much. But if it's your own master, I'm afraid I'd rather find an interface and leave early. Yun Cong shook his head silently, bowed down and retreated to the drum.
After Yue Shuyi is Shu Meiren.
What is Shu Chonghuan called? A little beauty, I have never heard of it. If it weren't for the queen's birthday, it was decided that all the concubines would have to participate if they were not sick, and this little beauty, where would it be her turn to show up.
The concubines at the bottom of the head had their nails buttoned in their hands, whispered and chatted with the concubines next to them, some were slowly eating snacks after the meal, and some were pouring themselves a glass of wine, each doing their own things, and they didn't take this Shu Meiren in their eyes at all.
But Song Mier was interested.
This Shu Chonghuan, clever and beautiful, not the kind of stupid person who looks at the end at a glance, and will not deliberately show off his cleverness, Song Mier has always been very accurate in recognizing people, her first impression of Shu Chonghuan is very good, and she naturally thinks that she is really good, so she is very much looking forward to what surprises she will bring to herself next.
"Mil seems to be looking forward to this man's next performance?"
As soon as Song Mier sat up straight, Shen Zhan immediately noticed that he saw that the concubines below him were careless or impatient, but his own queen did the opposite, which was really interesting.
"Of course, this Shu Meiren is what I value, of course I look forward to it."
Song Meiren was so proud that she almost didn't have a little tail to and wagged.
Shen Zhan resisted the urge to touch Song Meiren's plush head, and thought about it for a long time, but he still didn't remember who this Shu Meiren was.
"Here we are." Song Mier's spirits perked.
Shen Zhan looked back and saw a woman dressed in green clothes walking in from outside the hall with a cheerful step.
She put her hand on her mouth, as if she was covering something.
Everyone was wondering, suddenly heard a long birdsong, and then asked a gentle fragrance of flowers, like peonies, jasmine, roses, the moon, at this moment, the birdsong suddenly became louder, from a bird to several birds, from a few birds to a flock of birds, the bird's voice or crisp or cheerful, there are magpies "chirping", there are cuckoo "cuckoo", there are yellow warblers "woo", there are turtledoves "cooing", and there are chicks "chirping".
Everyone was surprised, and when they heard the sound, they looked around, but found that the sound was all coming from the mouth of Shu Mei, who was standing in the middle of the hall!
Jiang Yuexi was so excited that she actually stood up and looked at Shu Meiren.
It was the concubine behind her who pulled her skirt and motioned for her to sit down, and Jiang Yuexi sat down in a trance.
Shu Meiren performs ventriloquism.
It is rumored that ventriloquism is an art, one person can make a hundred sounds, and a hundred sounds can be fired at once, the former is very rare, and the latter is rarely possible.
Ventriloquist masters, mostly accustomed to the deep mountains and forests, or wandering in the market, in order to observe the sound of all things, the perception of the people's opinions, the sound of these feelings carefully experience and figure out, and then immersed in decades, to be smart enough to know how to argue, enough patience to know how to practice the voice, but also to understand through, the voice of others into their own voice, in order to grind out a ventriloquist master.
And today, in this great hall, I saw a living one!
Maybe it's too early to say that Shu Meiren is a ventriloquist master, after all, she only makes a dozen bird calls now, which is not enough to be called a "master", but with such skills at such an age, I am afraid that it is no less than the hard work that Yue Shuyi endured before. Judging from this, this Shu Meiren may not be as good as Yue Shuyi.
Yue Shuyi Yu Xi's face was also a little unsightly: This is a beauty drilled out there? There is a problem with Fang Cai's words, or he may not be able to win the first place, but if even this little-known little beauty compares himself to himself...... Hateful!
Everyone was thinking and listening, but suddenly heard the sound of flocks of birds flying together and flapping their wings.
Then I smelled the aroma of grass and trees.
Only then did everyone react, and the fragrance seemed to be arranged by Shu Meiren, changing with her voice.
Shen Zhan sniffed, "It's really interesting." ”
He is not worried, since the Mid-Autumn Festival incident, not to mention that Song Mier has strengthened the control and inspection of spices, Shen Zhan himself has secretly sent secret guards to be responsible for the spices of various banquets in charge of the queen, after all, it is impossible to prevent it, and he is afraid that Song Mier will plant another heel on this.
Song Mier was even more happy when he heard Shen Zhan's praise, as if he was praising himself.
Rou Guiji covered her mouth and nose, she didn't smell the musk, but it was better to be careful in everything.
At this moment, the sound of the birds expanded, flapping their wings and chirping, and gradually, everyone pricked up their ears, and insects chirped in, followed by the sound of falling leaves, and the air flow of the wings of the birds crossed the sky, with the sound of the leaves shaking, and the aroma also intensified at this time, the fragrance of the flowers faded, and the smell of the forest grass and trees intensified, and the eyes of the people seemed to unfold a picture of the birds flying through the forest.
The concubines here basically have never gone far away, let alone in the woods, and the biggest forest they have ever been to is probably the fruit grove on their own Zhuangzi. But this did not prevent them from imagining by sound and smell the ancient flocks of birds flying through the trees, bringing up a cold breeze, blowing off the leaves that rolled the tips, scraping off the insects hanging on the trees, and the insects falling on the soft earth, hurrying forward, making a squirming sound, and a bird suddenly fell, gently and skillfully picked up the insects, and rushed up to the clouds again, returning to the ranks of the birds.
The concubines on the seat were all fascinated, and even Shen Zhan couldn't help but smile. Everything is so relaxing and natural.
Suddenly, the head bird let out a crisp chirp, like a commander, and then, a burst of minced meat aroma came, the birdsong gradually decreased, as if the birds flew away, and the human voice gradually became louder, although I could not hear what was being said, but it was as if I saw a flock of birds flying through the forest, flying to the market, gradually flying away, flapping their wings, and falling to the eaves, treetops, and porches.
Suddenly, there was a dog barking in the distance, followed by the cry of a baby, and then the smell of burning candles, as if someone had lit a candle. Then there was another sound of clogs, someone put on clogs, kicking and tapping, far and near, pushed open the wooden door and squeaked, the baby was picked up, and a woman's "ahh
The concubines present understood it, and they couldn't help but blush. Before he could make a shy expression, the taste changed, and it became the fragrance of rice paste again. Everyone grew up as a little baby, and they all ate the taste of this rice paste when they were young, and some of them secretly called the kitchen to do it when they grew up.
"Sell sugar gourds, sell sugar gourds~" The shout came.
The concubines were startled, and then listened intently, and the voice actually came from Shu Meiren's abdomen.
I can even speak ventriloquism!
"This harem is really talented!"
Shen Zhan also sighed a little.
"Who's to say it isn't?" Song Mier smiled coquettishly, this Shu Meiren really surprised herself, such a quiet talent on weekdays will definitely dig herself here, and the gathering between sisters will be interesting at that time.
Song Mier was born in a big family with harmonious families and neat brothers and sisters, and the first thing he thought about these concubines who had a good impression of him was to make everyone a friend who could have fun together. After all, the harem is boring, and if you always intrigue and deceive, it's not interesting. This is probably why Song Mier is different from other concubines.
The ventriloquist continued, the sugar gourd shouted over, and there was a childish "Mother, I want sugar gourd", followed by the woman's "Okay, good, buy", and then there was a burst of footsteps running away, the sound of people was boiling, and the footsteps gradually ran closer, and gradually came the sound of suona gongs and drums, the music sounded festive, and someone seemed to be married.
Everyone also understood, this is afraid that the child who asked for sugar gourd just now will grow up and marry, and they will all smile.
The sound continued, and now it became the sound of spatulas clashing, and the smell of food came, perhaps the bride washing her hands to please her husband and making soup, and then the smacking of eating, which provoked many concubines to reach out and take the pastries on the small table to eat.
The sound of eating gradually faded away, the sound of birdsong came, followed by the sound of two pairs of clogs tapping, the fragrance of flowers came, the sound of clogs stopped and stopped, the fragrance of flowers gradually faded, and everyone also knew: This is this Lang Jun is taking the bride for a walk.
bursts of laughter came out, and all the concubines were very envious, and the concubines were really blushing.
Then there was silence, then the sound of firewood, the gurgling of boiling water, the sound of panicked footsteps, and the sound of people pacing repeatedly.
The concubines were puzzled, and they heard the sudden cry of the baby.
This is...... The bride gave birth!
Inexplicably, several concubines had wetness in their eyes, and Rou Guiji also put down the veil that covered her mouth and nose, and her heart was soft.
Then the candle went out, and the woman coaxed the baby to sleep, and she collapsed, and there was silence all around, and there was a slight insect chirping, and the cricket could not bear the loneliness, and followed the frog's crying, and suddenly there was a dog barking, and the baby cried, and then the burning smell of the candle came, as if someone had lit the candle. Then there was another sound of clogs, someone put on clogs, kicked and tapped, far and near, pushed open the wooden door and squeaked, and the baby was picked up.
At this time, a frightened bird flew up, its wings swept over the branches, making a fluttering sound, the birds did not chirp in the middle of the night, only the sound of the air flow brought out by the wings, the birds flew together, covering the sound of the woman gently coaxing the baby, the birds flew higher and higher, the faster and faster, in the blink of an eye, over the village, over the town, over the villa, to the forest, the aroma of the grass and trees followed, followed by the sound of the leaves being knocked down, the sound of the birds gradually weakened, a leaf slowly fell, drifted away with the wind, slowly fell on a stream, a swimming fish jumped up from the night, The figure was reflected on the moon, and then fell into the water, splashing a splash, and the rippling water ripples pushed the fallen leaves farther and farther, running towards the river and the sea, and a burst of birds chirped, and all the sounds gradually disappeared, and it seemed that the cycle began, endlessly.