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The tanuki cat on the TV walked triumphantly around the camp with its head held high and its tail erected.

The tanuki cat outside the screen also held its head high, and took advantage of everyone's inattention to hold the little fat man's tablet on the sofa over.

Skillfully slicing the screen away with her paws, the tanuki raised her head and looked around, and found that everyone's energy was all attracted to the TV screen.

So the tanuki cat secretly opened the online comment area of the show, pressed the tablet and began to watch it.

First Floor: Ladies and gentlemen, did I have a dazzle in my eyes just now, why did that stupid tanuki cat suddenly become smarter, and the style of painting changed so quickly, and a mortal like me couldn't accept it.

Second floor: Touch upstairs, I feel the same way as you. Didn't the program team say that the big black cat is responsible for the wisdom and martial arts, and the tanuki cat only needs to be as beautiful as a flower? Why do you say that change is change, and don't give us time to adapt at all?

Third Floor: It's not me who is dazzled, but am I old? Why does it feel like the brain's reaction obviously can't catch up with the crew's production?

Fourth floor: Drag upstairs, I feel the same way, otherwise the two of us will go to the psychiatric department together tomorrow.

Fifth floor: Slow walk upstairs, take me one on the way to the psychiatric department.

Sixth floor: Psychiatry or Neurology? Don't go and register the wrong number, it's not good to accidentally take the wrong medicine.

Seventh Floor: Weakly ask, shouldn't you see a brain department if your brain is slow?

8th Floor: Upstairs, do you believe that the tanuki cat you saw in your eyes was the one from the previous episodes?

9th Floor: I'm 7th Floor, uh, that's a really confusing question. It's what I see, but why do I feel cheated?

10th floor: 7th floor, that's right, my brain is starting to disbelieve what my eyes see, what else can I see if I don't go to the psychiatric department for such a disease?

Eleventh: Okay, don't forget to shout here when you go, and I'll go with you

Looking at the messages on the Internet, the raccoon flower, who was still stealing the fun, slapped the tablet a few times with her paws.

Meow, what kind of image did the cat have in the minds of these guys in the past, so that now that it is a little smarter, there are still a lot of people who don't believe it and would rather go to the psychiatrist?

Unwillingly, he continued to flip down with his paws, looking at the bottom/side of those such as: Wow, the Great Sage is so clever and shouting, I know that the Great Sage is also very useful.

Or: Look, our great sage is a great sage after all, and that's how extraordinary it is.

Looking at these comments and the large number of approvers below them, Xu Jie nodded with satisfaction, pushed the tablet back to its original place and continued to watch the TV show.

The TV is now showing Katsuhei Yamaguchi holding a canned fish shell full of bamboo shoots, begging for snake meat from Qi Tianwei.

After that, Eisuke Yoshida did not hesitate to lift Yamaguchi Katsuhei's old bottom, and exploded in his first issue, in order not to go out to find food, he relied on a box of compressed biscuits and a bottle of mineral water to lie down for three days.

In fact, this is not a big news, anyone who has watched the first issue knows about it, and there are now funny videos about this paragraph on the Internet that can be turned out everywhere.

Just because Katsuhei Yamaguchi was such a 'wonderful' performance in the first episode of the reality show, the audience who watched those episodes of the show spontaneously gave him a title, that is, 'a man who doesn't move as long as he doesn't starve'.

Because of Eisuke Yoshida's reminder, some old viewers immediately remembered that issue and immediately laughed so much that they couldn't do it.

Taking advantage of the interstitial advertisements, Xu Jie secretly flipped through the webpage of the reality show forum.

I found that everyone's topics above were brought over by Katsuhei Yamaguchi.,Without discussing whether it's stupid or not.,Immediately my heart was very satisfied.。

At this time, the interstitial advertisements have been broadcast, and the TV picture style has changed back to reality shows, and there is no longer the previous leisure.

The dark clouds pressed against everyone's heads, and the damp air covered the people almost breathlessly.

A photographer carrying a camera should have wanted to raise his head to look at the weather, but his action happened to raise the lens of the camera as well, so that the people in front of the big screen could see the current sky clearly.

At three or four o'clock in the afternoon, although the sun had begun to set in the west, the light should be just right.

But the dark clouds that obscure the sky envelop the entire sky as far as the eye can see, and the sky looks like the sun is about to set in the evening.

This sudden change began to make the guests restless, as they had no shelter from the rain around them.

The audience who stayed in front of the screen, in addition to watching the excitement, also had a large part of the guests' fans.

Seeing that their idols were about to be drenched in a heavy rain in March, these fans took the lead in quitting.

At this time, a bunch of new comments were immediately brushed out on the forum on the Internet, most of which were concerned about whether the film crew would help the guests in this sudden weather?

I'm a Yamaguchi fan: I think the program team should give some help in this case, but when the show was filmed, it was in mid-March, the temperature was only ten degrees, and there were seven or eight degrees at night. If you spend a night in the wild in this kind of weather, you will definitely get sick, right, is the program team trying to do something if you don't help?

This one's message obviously represents the opinion of a large part of the audience, after all, everyone is still sympathetic.

It's just a bad taste to watch people and celebrities be unlucky, but knowing that they might get sick, they still gloat and let it go, most people still can't do this kind of thing.

But in addition, there are still a small number of people who have expressed their objections, some of whom sincerely put forward opinions, and some who fish in troubled waters and take the opportunity to find out the program team or want to dig a pit.

If you want to watch it, you can watch it professionally: I don't agree with the views of those above, when this show was first promoted, it was said that there was only a task without a script, and it was left to develop freely, and I watched it for this point. Why did the heavy rain that hadn't yet fallen make the film crew change their promise? It's really okay not to watch such an untrustworthy show.

Soon, more than a dozen comments were swiped below this message, and this one was directly put on the home page.

However, such remarks were quickly attacked by guest fans.

Favorite Hua Ze: Alas, how can that professional who loves to watch talk like this, this is just a variety show, and it is not really a wild survival. Knowing that there will be problems in the rain in this kind of weather, and insisting on everyone doing this, what kind of heart do you have?

If you want to see it, it depends on the professional: what can I be at ease, don't I want to see it more realistically? At the beginning, those slogans were shouted by the program team themselves, and no one forced them. Oh, attract attention with promotional slogans, and talk when you really encounter a problem, ha, what else is there to watch in such a show?

The big liar of the program group: That is, to deceive our feelings. And do you know how much those guests paid for their appearances? The money they earn from filming for three or four days is enough for us to earn more than three or four years, and they don't even want to suffer at such a big price, how can there be such a beautiful thing in the world, isn't this just taking us for fools? Does such an artist still have a bit of work ethic? Is the show still worth watching later?

Some young and vigorous people who don't know the truth read those messages, and they were also angry for a while, so they rolled up their sleeves and arms and began to leave messages, and the tone of their voices was very rushed.

Of course, the viewers and fans of the guests who really love to watch the show will not let these people break the dirty water for the show, so they also began to leave messages cracklingly, and the comment area was hot for a while.

Just when everyone was hyping up, suddenly a message was quickly put on the top.

The message was written in big bold black letters: Go and watch the show.

No matter which party is arguing, they are stunned after seeing this top, and then they take their eyes off the computer to watch TV.

In the screen, I saw a big black cat under the watchful eyes of everyone, biting the hemp rope the thickness of the thumb with its mouth, and □□ the steel nails that were driven deep into the ground little by little.

In the high-definition footage, the tight rope and the pulled steel nails are clearly visible, and the creaking sound made by the friction between the metal and the stone is transmitted to everyone's ears through the guò sound, making everyone who hears it can't help but feel a chill down their spines.

Oh my God, is that kind of strength something a cat can have?

The kind of steel nails that are wedged into the ground, even if a strong man wants to pull it, he has to have the strength to pull it.

Looking at the sharp tiger teeth and sharp claws of the big black cat in the twilight, many people subconsciously touched their necks with their hands.

Mom/Dan obviously didn't turn on the air conditioner, why did she suddenly feel cold on her body?

Director Kobayashi almost knelt for the big black cat, but he couldn't persuade this ancestor.

However, after the chief director Mr. Minamino appeared, the actions of the little raccoon flower made everyone laugh.

I'm a cat fan, but I still have to say: Teacher Dasheng, this coquettish, no, my bones are soft, grab a handful of the hair master next to you, and the slave is waiting for you to comb your hair.

Saliva is all over the ground: I want to raise a cat, I want to raise a cat, I want to raise a cat, ahh

Calm upstairs: Recall the picture of the big black cat pulling the steel nail with its mouth just now, if you think you are stronger than the steel nail, then you will not stop you.

Saliva all over the ground:

A cat fan: Originally, I had the same idea as upstairs, but after everyone's kind prompts, I was completely sober. I decided to ask someone to mail me back one from the place of origin of this cat, and the civet cat is really cute.

It depends on the professional: this is a foul, how can you give them tents and food so easily? The program team is clearly cheating.

I love to watch cats: you have the ability to go up, you can win the big black teacher, not to mention the tent and food, even the campsite and the big sage teacher are yours.

Absolute Flower Powder: You have the ability to talk to Mr. Daikoku, but I'm afraid that someone doesn't have the guts.

Die-hard cat fan: Ahhhh What's wrong with the high appearance fee, Dasheng and Dahei have this value, who else can bring this kind of show effect? I'll ask who else!!

Looking at the comments on the Internet, Xu Jie wagged his tail proudly.

Meow, cats are so charming, please call me heartthrob in the future.

At this time, the scene had already progressed, and Xu Jie and the others returned to the tent smoothly after robbing the food truck.

The people who remained in the tent greeted them with joy as they sorted the food they brought back and prepared to boil ginger water and prepare dinner.

Seeing this, Xu Jie looked up at the time and found that it was not yet ten o'clock.

It's strange that the cat clearly remembers that the night of the rain was the last day of the show's shooting, and after grabbing the tent and food, there was no footage worth playing, so what was the remaining half an hour for the program team to play?

Looking at the advertisement that started to play at the specified time, I don't know why Xu Jie suddenly had some bad premonitions in his heart.

Sure enough, after the commercial ended, the footage that began to play was actually the shot of them returning to the base camp after going down the mountain.

In that long 30-minute program, Xu Jie drank too much and then took over/occupy the microphone, broke the gong and disturbed the people, and then played Laipi and shook his belly and shook his paws, as well as the pictures of being grabbed by Mo and thrown high and landed on his back and taken away directly.

First floor: Whahahaha, I knew that it was just dazzling, how could the Great Sage Teacher be that kind of shrewd and intelligent, or this kind of setting is the most suitable for it.

Second floor: Totally agree, dazzled 1

3rd floor: Special consent, dazzled 2

4th Floor: Strongly agree, dazzled 3

Fifth floor: Hahahaha, it's still stupid and cute, don't want it

With black lines all over his head, Xu Jie pulled out the corners of his mouth and looked at the newly brushed comments.

Whoa, where is the good wisdom and martial arts, why are these broadcasts, the program team lied to the cat.