Chapter 56: Illiteracy
Because the man had not squeezed forward for a long time to see the prelude to the lantern riddle contest - the performance of the four singers of the capital, he was already angry, and now he was disturbed by a blind person, and he was even more angry, and he didn't even return his head, so he shook off the hand that the green bead stopped on his shoulder, and said impatiently: "Oh, don't make noise with me, don't you know the inscription on the wooden sign next to you?" What an illiterate! ”
Green Beads: "......"
Lu Zhu turned his head in embarrassment, but bumped into Yao Jinmo, who looked like he knew this and gloated, and couldn't help but brush his red head at the root of his ears, and hurriedly turned his face away, he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find someone to get in and never come out again, and he was a dead man!
Lu Zhu looked in the direction of his finger, and really saw a wooden plaque, a few lines of small characters like ants on the wooden plaque, standing at the current distance, she naturally couldn't see clearly, and could only vaguely see the three big characters on the plaque - lantern riddle competition.
A trace of cunning light flashed in Lu Zhu's eyes, and he hooked the corners of his mouth, as if he thought of something, turned his head and raised his eyebrows at Yao Jinmo: "Do you want to participate in the lantern riddle competition to show your skills, let me worship?" ”
Yao Jinmo glanced at her in disbelief, looked her up and down, and then opened the folding fan as if he had suddenly realized it, and said disdainfully: "Such vulgar things are tasteless, it's really ...... to you."
"Stop!" Lu Zhu hurriedly made a pause gesture when he saw his gushing and hurtful posture, but he was extremely annoyed in his heart, and couldn't help rolling his eyes, and muttered in a low voice: "It's really an extremely boring stupid sticker, with no emotional intelligence at all, I really don't know how much effort Yao Huang wasted to pull him into such a dog." ”
"What did you say?" But anyone who has some martial arts is more sensitive than ordinary people in terms of hearing, but now these words fell into Yao Jinmo's ears word for word, and he twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely.
"It's nothing~ Since a fairy character like you is not interested in such mundane things, then you can accompany me to buy something, it is definitely more interesting than this." Lu Zhu was unaware of his reaction, and swore that when he was wrong with any tendons, he grabbed his arm and pulled it towards the front store without waiting for him to reply.
He had barely walked a few steps when he stopped abruptly as if he remembered something important, causing the people who followed him to adjust their pace, and almost knocked them both to the ground. But I saw Luzhu say solemnly: "By the way, you will pay the money." ”
Yao Jinmo: "......"
It wasn't until Lu Zhu dragged him to stop in front of the stalls selling masks one by one, and bought almost all kinds of masks in the entire imperial city, that he really couldn't guess her with the heart of ordinary people!
Originally, the two of them wore civilian clothes but didn't want to attract too much attention, but now the mountain of masks can only be held by the maids who have been waiting at the resting place, and there are more than a dozen people behind them, and it really feels like swaggering through the city when they shuttle through the streets.
When the pedestrians saw this posture, they naturally knew that the comer was extraordinary, and they stepped aside, looking at the two of them with great interest, speculating about the identity of the comer.
And the sharp-eyed people have already recognized the current prince, and the news has spread throughout the streets with lightning speed. There were a lot of people gathered by the Mandarin Duck Lake that day, and he would occasionally make a big show of visiting the people and swaggering through the market, so it was not surprising that some people recognized him.
But Lu Zhu turned a deaf ear and continued to look for any missing stalls, completely ignoring the corners of Yao Jinmo's mouth twitching fiercely. The little maids were even more miserable, and everyone was holding the masks piled up on their heads, but they were still shaking violently.
In the end, all the mask sellers on the street automatically came up with all their belongings, and even hurried home to bring all the inventory, and the green beads were all collected.
Finally, when it was determined that there were no more stalls selling masks on the street, Lu Zhu clapped his hands with great satisfaction and turned his head to pay attention to the group of people following him.
After shuttling among them a few times, they picked out two masks, a little girl and a little boy, these two are not very fine, and even a little rough, they really have a bit of the charm of a golden boy and a girl.
Suddenly, Lu Zhu stood on the wooden chair of a small vendor, cleared his throat, and saw that almost everyone's eyes had already been attracted by the situation just now, and said loudly with great satisfaction: "Today, Prince Yao celebrates the annual lantern festival held smoothly, and hereby distributes a mask for each one. I hope that on this special day, there will be lovers who will eventually become married, and those who have not married can find the other half of the like-minded person, not based on beauty and ugliness, but only seek to have similar interests and hearts. The right to start a family should be used to meet more brothers and friends and have fun. After putting on the mask, we don't know each other, so you don't have to be restrained, just have a good time. Of course, this is just to add a new interest to the lantern festival, and if you don't like it, you don't want to participate. ”
As he spoke, Lu Zhu glanced at the little guy in charge, and the little guy informed himself, so he ordered the people behind him to start distributing.
Everyone has never tried such a new way to play, and they are all eager to try it, and those who are not interested are greedy for this free mask. So, almost everyone in the street rushed to the place where the little maid was, and among them, in addition to young men and women, there was no shortage of old people and children, and everyone had a look of anticipation on their faces.
Lu Zhu and Yao Jinmo naturally retreated to the side long ago.
Yao Jinmo shook the folding fan and looked at the green beads thoughtfully. Lu Zhu shrugged at him, and then handed him the little girl mask in his hand: "Oh, for you." ”
Yao Jinmo's hand that had stretched out to the boy's mask froze in mid-air, looking at Lu Zhu with a face full of disbelief, seeing that she nodded firmly, and motioned for him to take off the mask, he twitched the corner of his mouth fiercely: "Are you sure you took it wrong?" ”
"At first glance, you are a person with long hair and short knowledge, so confusing the public, ambushing in the crowd and waiting for an opportunity, there will not be too much interference from the opposite sex, and the same sex will be blasted away directly, which is a simple matter." Lu Zhu was extremely disdainful of his suspicious expression, but he still patiently explained to him, a self-righteous and old-fashioned ancient.
"However, love transcends gender, if you have a fetish," Lu Zhu saw his twitching expression, but he was interested, and he smiled evilly at him before continuing, "Then whatever, I won't discriminate against you." ”
"Ahem, cough, cough," Yao Jinmo was really choked by these words, and said with a restrained look: "You don't know that I have a marriage contract with Wei Qitong?" ”